He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 389 Dailulu Mistakenly Fills in the Name of a Primitive Man, Li Ji is Shocked
Chapter 389 Dailulu Mistakenly Fills in the Name of a Primitive Man, Li Ji is Shocked
Li Ji sat listlessly on the rocky hill in the center of the island, overlooking the entire situation.
There were few guests left on the island; some went to the underwater world to observe his "The Tragedy of Globalization—Yiwu's Slingshot." Others had already left.
He is very satisfied with the current situation.
At least he's managed to promote his exhibits, so whether the public opinion is good or bad is no longer up to him.
He suddenly heard dogs barking coming from the island.
"Wow, why would there be such a modern automatic hair comb on a primitive island of this primitive planet?"
The female teddy bear picked up an automatic groomer from a newly dug rock cave.
The comb resembles a fist-sized mechanical spider with a row of dense bristles on its abdomen, still bearing remnants of dark brown dog hair.
The female teddy bear muttered to herself, "Such modern things must be clues left here by the organizers, right?"
The male teddy bear looked helpless: "Honey, isn't this a bit too much? This thing is 90% new, I just bought it yesterday."
"Nonsense! I picked this up. Look, there are traces of nature on it."
As she spoke, the female teddy bear picked up a stone from the ground and scratched it with a dozen or so marks on the automatic groomer.
The male teddy bear could only let out a silent sigh.
"We now have one clue, but there are still two more to collect."
She stared at her incompetent husband with her big, watery eyes.
The male teddy bear took a small red square, about the size of a fingernail, out of his pocket.
The female teddy bear snatched it away, baring her teeth and saying angrily, "This won't do. This is my brand new fully automatic beauty projector. Are you going to give it away so I can go out without makeup?"
She winked at her husband.
The male teddy bear reluctantly took off his headphones and handed them to the other person.
The female teddy bear didn't take it; instead, she frowned and kept glancing at the hole in the ground.
The male teddy bear sighed, bent down to put the earphones into the hole, then stood up straight, bent down again to pick them up, and said with a look of utter despair, "Wow, on this primitive island of a primitive planet, there's actually a pair of advanced Balala earphones, the limited edition Xunyin 635. This must be the clue."
The female teddy bear excitedly hugged him tightly: "Honey, you're amazing! You've found another clue! Now we just need one last thing."
Li Ji, who was on high up, was completely bewildered.
"What are those two dogs doing? They're acting so strangely. I wonder how things are going with Cat Flower."
Before long, the adulterous couple arrived in front of Li Ji with their clues.
Li Ji stared at the automatic grooming machine, limited-edition headphones, and male dog perfume in his hands, lost in thought: Did they know they actually had no leads, so they used personal items to trick me? Once I accepted the clues, they would expose me and ruin my reputation. Those two are really too cunning.
"So, are you satisfied with these three clues?"
The female teddy bear winked at Li Ji with a look of anticipation.
The male teddy bear looked helpless; deep down, he didn't think the plan was reliable. Didn't the organizers know what the clues were? His wife was simply trying to get the clues through a disguised form of bribery.
"I'm sorry, this is not one of our leads."
"what?"
The female teddy bear argued anxiously, "These are all modern man-made products, how could they possibly appear on this island? It must be a clue you planted."
The male teddy bear grinned from ear to ear and quickly put on his headphones: "Honey, don't make things difficult for this upright, honest, and incorruptible young man. I told you this plan wouldn't work."
"What's wrong with it? It's obvious you don't love me!"
The male teddy bear was speechless: "How did this relate to love?"
"If you loved me, you would have found a clue. That means your love for me isn't deep enough! Nicki Minaj's husband found a clue, and you'll make me the laughingstock of your girlfriends!" Lee Ki's head was about to explode from listening to the two of them barking so arrogantly.
He quickly shouted, "Stop arguing, you two! I want to congratulate you on triggering our hidden mechanism!"
The couple, who were tearing at each other on the ground, immediately stopped, and the female teddy climbed off her husband.
What hidden mechanism?
Li Jihu said, "I just saw the process of you two preparing the clues. I was moved by your sincere love and triggered our 'Unbreakable Love' achievement. This achievement is only awarded to the most loving couples at the exhibition, and they will directly receive our exhibit guide."
The female teddy bear jumped up excitedly: "Great! I have a question, has no one else unlocked this achievement yet?"
"Only the two of you have unlocked it."
"Great! Just one head on the spicy chicken is enough. Honey, let's go!"
After getting the strategy, the female teddy bear skipped away. Her husband excitedly grasped Li Ji's tentacle: "Brother, thank you! Thank you so much for today. I will remember your help, Li Ji. This is my electronic business card."
"You're welcome. It's all because your love story is so touching."
"You have an incredibly strong belief in yourself."
After the other person left, Li Ji examined the business card: "Professor of Philosophy, Royal University of the Seas - Tainan"
"I didn't expect him to be a philosophy professor. Can't philosophy resolve marital conflicts?"
Li Ji quietly put the business card away.
At this moment, Shark and his two companions ran over excitedly.
"Li Ji! Li Ji! We've found a clue!"
Seeing their jubilant expressions, Li Ji immediately sensed something was wrong.
"Oh no, I was too busy just now and forgot to tell them the truth. They wasted so much time on the island. If Delulu finds out she's been tricked, she'll be furious. No, I have to fool them."
Li Ji sat on a two-meter-high stone pillar, and the three of them lined up below the pillar, all with smiles on their faces.
Their hands were hidden behind their backs.
"I'll go first."
Milia excitedly pulled out a thick pump-powered syringe from behind her back.
Li Ji's eyelids furrowed as he carefully observed the strange object.
The cylindrical syringe has a striking red surface, a conical needleless injection head at the top, and a spring-loaded injection button at the bottom.
"I found this next to a rock on the east bank. This modern item must be a clue you hid, right? Is there an Easter egg inside?"
Milia pretended to take a syringe and stick it into her arm.
Li Ji hurriedly reached out his tentacles and snatched the syringe.
"Great! Congratulations, you've found a clue! If there's nothing inside, don't try again."
Milia's smile widened: "I found it! Li Ji, you're really something, using a needle as a clue."
Li Ji forced a smile. He had only just learned of this clue himself. He wondered which bastard had left the trash after injecting the needles. Who knows what might be inside this thing?
"My turn, meow. Lee Ki, even though you hid this very well, you still couldn't escape my sharp eyes, meow."
A strange "squeaking" sound came from behind Delulu.
She pulled out a strange creature from behind her.
(End of this chapter)
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