He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 395 Young Master Mang imitates Earthlings, leaving everyone silent.

Chapter 395 Young Master Mang's Imitation of Earthlings Leaves Everyone Silent
Li Ji said with great confidence, "Young Master Mang can precisely control every muscle in his body, so simulating an Earthling is a piece of cake."

He took out a mimicry ball from his pocket and handed it to Young Master Mang.

"If you press the middle button, you can simulate the appearance of an Earthling."

Young Master Mang grabbed the mimicry ball with his claws, pressed a button with the tip of his nose, and a blue pulse flashed around him.

He instantly transformed into an Asian man.

The man stood with his legs in a horse stance, his toes pointing outwards, his body hunched over, bent at a 90-degree angle, resembling the Chinese character "厂" (factory), while his head was stretched straight up, like a tortoise prime minister.

His eyes were wide open and he wouldn't blink, his gaze filled with clear stupidity, and he would stick out his tongue from time to time.

The most outrageous thing was a pair of hands that seemed boneless, hanging haphazardly and swaying wildly with the slightest movement.

"How do I look? Do I resemble an Earthling?"

No one spoke, and an awkward atmosphere filled the cabin.

Dailu covered her mouth and laughed heartily: "It's so similar, meow. Like a disabled person on Earth, meow."

Young Master Mang chuckled and said, "That's fine too. As long as they're from Earth."

"Li Ji, can disabled people play soccer too, meow?"

"Your statement is very discriminatory."

"What I mean is, can disabled people compete with able-bodied people, meow?"

"Professional competition is impossible. But Young Master Mang is just unfamiliar with the behavior of Earthlings. A genius like him can become a genuine Earthling in no time after a simple training session by me, an Earthling expert. First, correct his posture. Shark, you demonstrate the key points of the movements to him."

A blue pulse flashed around Shark, and he transformed into a little black boy.

"Shark Baby, stand still!"

Shark landed lightly on all fours, like an obedient puppy.

Young Master Mang also tried to bend his knees and let his naturally drooping hands touch the ground.

"I don't have front legs, this movement is so difficult."

He kept shaking his torso, trying to imitate Shark Baby and get his palms on the ground.

"Stop! That's not right."

Young Master Mang sighed, "I'm still too stupid. I can't even learn this."

Shark Baby comforted her, "It's okay, at least you're much weaker than me."

"It's because you demonstrated it wrong, okay?"

Li Ji then asked Milia to demonstrate again.

Milia transformed into a blonde woman, standing tall and graceful, like a sophisticated model.

Li Ji pointed to her back: "Adjust this part first, like Milia's."

Under Li Ji's guidance, the Second Young Master Mang learned to stand up straight, head held high and chest out, and finally his posture was no longer "厂" shaped, but had become a full "S" shape.

Looking at his chest that seemed to reach the sky and his buttocks that could support a bull, Li Ji asked in surprise, "Are you sure you understood?"

"I'm sure I'm exactly like her now."

"Where are they exactly the same?"

Lee Ki turned to look at Milia again; her body curves, which he hadn't paid much attention to before, now became particularly striking.

"Wow, it seems about the same."

Milia smiled shyly: "Thank you for the compliment."

"You're welcome."

Li Ji quickly corrected him, "It was my oversight. I forgot that understanding body structure is still too difficult for someone like you with zero foundation."

He pointed to Milia's back again: "The entire spine of an Earthling should ideally be kept in a nearly vertical position."

Young Master Mang and Shark Baby said in unison, "I see."

"Shark Baby, why do you look like you just learned this?"

"I was actually confused at first too."

Young Master Mang did it again, this time with his back straight. Apart from the double chin caused by excessive drooping, he was already very close to being human.

"Try walking a couple of steps now." The Second Young Master Mang took a step, but only his legs moved. His upper body remained stiff and motionless, and only his arms swung wildly as if they were broken. A bright red tongue would stick out from time to time.

He stared at Li Ji with those eyes that had never blinked in his entire life.

"is this correct?"

"I'll give you some extra training later. As for your arm problem, I'll try to make you a prosthetic arm."

"Then you don't need to trouble yourself. I can buy it myself. Do you have any requirements?"

"I'll send you the strength and agility parameters for Earthlings; you can order it yourself."

From the corner, Delulu laughed again: "He can only walk like this, what kind of football do you expect him to play, meow?"

"You look like a villain today."

"I'm just angry, meow."

Mang Ershao whispered to Li Ji, "She didn't understand your work and got really angry. Don't worry, just go back and wait for the next issue of 'Galaxy Exhibition,' there's bound to be a surprise."

Li Ji was overjoyed: "Thank you very much, Second Young Master Mang."

Delulu's ears twitched, and she suddenly jumped up from her seat.

"Nonsense, meow. It was just an accident. You people are all ignorant fools, meow. I just don't agree to let Young Master Mang come to Earth to play football with us. He's not our classmate, meow."

Young Master Mang reached into his pocket, pulled out a communicator, and saw a student ID displayed on the screen.

Milver University

Name: Mangeblas

[Major: Earth Science]

Delulu's eyes widened in surprise as she exclaimed, "You actually enrolled in school, meow?"

Li Ji exclaimed in surprise, "You're not called Second Young Master Mang?"

"Mang Ershao is just a respectful way of addressing me. As early as when Li Ji discovered my football talent, I decided to bring my talent to Milver University."

"You're thirty years old, what are you going to university for, meow?"

"Aren't you 19 and in college too?"

Dailulu was stunned: "Shouldn't I be in college at 19, meow?"

Young Master Mang suddenly realized: "Oh~ so 19 is the age to go to university? What was I doing when I was 19?"

"You lied to your dad and said you were receiving tutoring, but actually you're working at a fur care center run by the Barbaradu aliens, meow."

"Yes, yes, it was a good project, but unfortunately, I wasn't capable enough, and it went bankrupt after only three years."

Looking at his skin, which was so smooth it almost glowed, Li Ji complained, "You've already done your best to last three years. Speaking of which, Dai Lulu, now that Young Master Mang is a member of our group, he can go to Earth."

"No way, meow. I don't think this guy who can't even stand properly can handle a soccer ball as well as we can, meow."

How was the following sentence derived?

"This isn't obvious, meow."

Dailulu stood with her hands on her hips, her eyes sharp.

“Where is it obvious?” Li Ji suggested. “In that case, let’s test everyone’s football talent. This will not only convince Delulu, but also prepare us for the upcoming battle of the strongest football team on Earth.”

Everyone agreed.

The spaceship arrived at a gray, rocky planet. The surface of the planet was covered with craters from meteorites, which Li Ji thought looked somewhat like the moon.

Everyone put on breathing bubbles and stepped out of the cabin.

"Delulu, are you sure we can play soccer here?"

Delulu smiled as she looked at the information on the communicator: "That's right, meow. According to the 'Mivor Province Travel Guide,' the gravity of this planet is almost identical to that of Earth, meow."

"But there's nothing here! There's not even air, how can we simulate wind speed? And where's the grass I need? This gray soil has completely different friction than a football field!"

"The soccer field is grass, meow?"

Do you even know what football is?

(End of this chapter)

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