He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 400 Dailulu becomes a substitute and gasps for breath
Li Ji rolled his eyes, looking behind him, constantly on guard against the cat causing trouble on the door frame.

One eye was fixed on Delulu.

The body opens up to form the character "大" (big).

He decided that even if Delulu shot out of the goal range, he would stretch his body to catch the ball and prevent the cat goal from suddenly becoming larger.

Delulu was poised to strike, took a deep breath, and shrugged her shoulders.

She rushed towards the soccer ball in three quick steps and kicked it.

"Cat whirlwind kick~"

He missed his kick and fell to the ground.

Li Ji looked surprised: "Huh?"

But behind them came a deafening roar of cheers.

"That was amazing, meow!"

"Long live the young lady, meow!"

"Wow, that McFlurry kick was amazing!"

Li Ji turned around and shouted, "What's so exciting about it? Don't exaggerate! And where's the McFlurry?!"

Taking advantage of the commotion between Li Ji and the goalkeeper, Dai Lulu quickly got up and launched a sneak attack.

The toe struck the ball with a "thud".

Upon hearing the sound, Li Ji thought, "This is bad," and quickly turned around to prepare to make a rescue.

Just as he was about to dive forward, he saw the football slowly rolling toward the goal at the pace of an old man taking a stroll.

"What am I expecting? How could Delulu's shot possibly be a threat?"

Li Ji stood still, extending a pair of tentacles, quietly waiting for the ball to roll over.

When the ball was only two meters away from him, he reached out his hand, intending to catch it in his arms.

Suddenly, a force struck his buttocks without warning, causing him to lose his balance and fall to the ground.

The goal moved forward three meters at lightning speed.

A loud cheer erupted from the goal.

"Yay! Miss scored a goal, meow!"

"Young Miss is a soccer prodigy, meow!"

Amid the surprised gazes of the others, Delulu feigned modesty, her upturned lips almost bursting out of shape.

"Oh dear, it's not that amazing, meow. It's just luck, luck, meow."

"It's really not that impressive!"

Li Ji staggered to his feet and shouted, "What was that just now?"

A calico cat on the goal said, "It is the young lady's brilliant, earth-shattering, unprecedented, world-shaking, world-renowned, invincible, and universe-strongest super goal-scoring cat."

"Get out! I asked who kicked me!"

"Nobody kicked you, meow. The wind was too strong just now, and you lost your balance, meow."

Lee Ki turned his eyes and pointed to the cat paw prints on his buttocks.

The cats all looked away and whistled softly.

Delulu walked over excitedly, holding a soccer ball: "Soccer is so much fun, meow. I'm going to continue testing the rest, meow."

Li Ji said helplessly, "I think this farce should end here. I am somewhat aware of everyone's talent. Continuing this will only be devastating to my mind and body. I will draw up a training plan for everyone, along with match videos. Go back and train on your own."

Young Master Mang looked up at the sky, his eyes shining: "Great! I'm going to bring my talent to Earth!"

Shark sighed, "It's over before we even warmed up." Delulu kept scratching at the soccer ball with her paws, "This sport is so much fun, I'll go back and gather the experts to study it, meow."

Milia breathed a sigh of relief: "It's finally over."

Li Ji assigned everyone their training direction.

"As the striker, the focus of your training will be on ball control, dribbling, positioning, and shooting. Utilize your exceptional ball control and balance to create threats in the penalty area where there are many defenders."

Young Master Mang asked, "Is this a position that only the most talented people can play?"

"That's right. Historically, the most watched players have always been forwards, who are remembered by fans for their spectacular goals. Manelli, currently the world's best player, is a top-class forward."

“Excellent! Then let Manelli bow down before me!”

Li Ji said to Sha Bao, "Sha Bao will be a full-back. Focus on training your defense, passing, and dribbling. You need to keep your strength and speed within the range of an average person. Full-backs mainly operate on both sides of the field, where there is enough depth for you to sprint. Use your speed advantage to directly attack the weaknesses in the opponent's defense. When defending, rely on your speed and strength to cut off the opponent's threats."

"Yes, ma'am! But I have a question: can I hold the ball with my mouth?"

"Why is it this question again?"

"I really want to try it."

"decide as things go."

"Yay!" Shark Baby jumped up excitedly.

Li Ji glanced at Milia, who shyly lowered her head.

He had a bit of a headache. Milia was at a disadvantage in terms of physical attributes and talent; her only special skill was her slime-covered body. In other aspects, she was roughly equivalent to a less athletic female on Earth, and simply didn't have the ability to fight against Earth's strongest male soccer team.

"You're talking as if the other people have that kind of ability. Well, then it doesn't matter."

Li Ji looked Milia up and down, and then he suddenly had a good idea.

“Milia, you’ll be playing center back, the last line of defense in front of the goal, frequently engaging in physical battles with the opposing strikers. You need to utilize your ability to stick to your opponent’s legs during the game, thereby sticking to them and either marking them closely or making them fall down. But without violating the rules. I’m a genius.”

Milia asked hesitantly, "Can I do it?"

"Of course it will work. It's absolutely effective. The most annoying thing about playing football is having a defender sticking to you like glue."

Delulu excitedly approached, her eyes sparkling: "Me too! What position do I play, meow?"

Li Ji recalled Dai Lulu's ridiculous actions just now and said helplessly, "You're the substitute."

"What do substitutes mainly do, meow? Is it the best position, meow?"

"Substitutes mainly sit on the bench."

"This sport even uses benches, meow?"

"Of course, I'll send you a video recording to study later."

"Okay meow!"

Dailu returned home excitedly and projected the match video sent by Li Ji onto a 486-inch holographic screen.

She was so angry that she kept panting after watching the substitutes' bench for ninety minutes without seeing a single ball.

In the scene, a row of grown men sit on chairs next to a football field, occasionally whispering to each other, and occasionally standing up to take a walk.

The most strenuous activity for this group is running to the sidelines and shouting "Great shot!" whenever a player scores a goal.

One player got up to warm up six times, but always ended up sitting back down.

You'd think this was a VIP viewing session if you didn't know better.

"That damned Li Ji, how dare he play me for a fool!"

In a fit of rage, Delulu collected all the Earth soccer match videos from the school's database and assembled a think tank of 28 people, including sports scientists, top retired interstellar military officers, special forces soldiers, physicists, environmentalists, materials scientists, and nutritionists.

Dailulu stood on the conference room table and addressed the 28 elites from various fields gathered around her: "Gentlemen, this is a crucial battle, no less important than defending the galaxy. I hope you will all be fully focused, analyze the situation carefully, and help me devise a set of invincible strategies, meow."

(End of this chapter)