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Chapter 406 Commentary: The entire cast of Abnormal Beings is astonishing
When Manelli saw Delulu's black lace stockings, he was thrown into complete confusion.

In just a few seconds, he went through a series of technical actions, including pursing his lips, frowning, biting his nails, and taking another look.

He closed his eyes, then opened them again, and confirmed that the person was wearing black lace stockings, not soccer socks.

Manelli incredulously turned to his teammates behind him for help.

“Uru, look at his socks.”

"What's so interesting about socks?"

Uru glanced at it, and the sight of those black lace stockings assaulted his eyes, the muscular leg hair faintly visible.

"Holy crap, this reminds me of my mom's Halloween outfit, it's disgusting."

"That's not the point; that's a foul."

Manelli immediately reported the incident to the referee.

The bald referee immediately went to advise Delulu.

"Hello, Steve, according to FIFA regulations, you must wear the correct football socks during official matches, otherwise you will not be allowed to play. Please go to the locker room to change."

Delulu said, feeling wronged, "But those socks aren't pretty, meow. Don't you think these little lace trims are cute, meow? Do you want to touch them? They feel so good, meow."

The players from both teams were so disgusted by the sight of this unshaven man wearing black stockings and constantly meowing and trying to act cute at the referee that they almost ground their teeth to powder.

The bald referee was even more unable to resist: "Then let me touch it."

"Referee, are you kidding me?!"

Li Ji quickly pushed Dai Lulu back to the locker room: "Steve, stop embarrassing yourself here, go change!"

The other players from the Royal Cosmic Towers witnessed this scene and turned away to smirk.

The team's midfield maestro, the handsome number 8, Italian midfield maestro Romagnoli, had a frown on his face.

"It's a disgrace that the club would put our full-strength squad against such an amateur team."

His midfield partner, the dark-skinned and muscular number 6, Adu, massaged his shoulders, revealing a bright white smile.

"Big star, don't be so serious. Just treat it as a friendly match, and you can even earn some extra money. It'll be so much fun! Look at that uncle crawling on all fours, do you think he'll still do that when he goes on stage? I want to learn how to do it too."

Romani said unhappily, "Adu, you talk too much nonsense. I have eight endorsement deals to finish this week, and I was hoping to take a good rest on the day of the game. Are you even listening to me?"

He turned his head and saw Adu crawling on all fours, grinning foolishly at Shark Baby.

"Hey, this is really fun."

"I feel so too."

The stadium erupted in thunderous cheers, creating a vibrant atmosphere.

On the stadium's main stand, two football commentators in suits faced the camera.

Before the camera was turned on, the two chatted and laughed for a while.

Male commentator Cook scanned the stadium and said, "This might be the smallest stadium I've ever commentated on."

"The local fans are just very enthusiastic," said commentator Jenny, pointing to the thousands of people hanging from the trees outside the stadium.

"I planned to do some research before coming, but there's really very little information on the home team. Did you find anything?"

Jenny shook her head: "Very few. There is some data from lower-level leagues, but it's all very poor. To be honest, their sponsor, the burger joint, has more positive reviews than the team's data."

The camera's indicator light flashed, and the two quickly got into professional mode.

After a brief moment of self-acceptance, the camera focused on the team tunnel entrance, where players from both sides entered the field with their ball boys, and the stadium erupted in enthusiastic cheers once again. "As you can see, the local fans are incredibly passionate; they've been sending their warmest cheers from the stands, balconies, trees, and even the cranes!"

Outside the stadium, a striking yellow crane stood out, with a dozen people crowding on top, eager to catch a glimpse of the other teams from the Royal Cosmos Towers.

While the two teams were lining up, the commentators began to introduce their situations.

"The other teams from the Royal Cosmic Towers, wearing blue jerseys, should be very familiar to everyone. They just won six titles last season, achieving a grand slam in the tournaments."

"The team's star player, number 10 Manelli, has just won the FIFA World Player of the Year award and broken the record for the youngest player to score 400 goals. Will this 26-year-old potential football king bring more surprises?"

"The team's lineup is incredibly impressive, having won the Men's Football Best XI for the first time in history. This is an almost impossible achievement, symbolizing their terrifying dominance."

“上一场欧冠的比赛，他们更是7比0血洗了西甲霸主地中海超级队。实现各项赛事23场连胜，距离打破拜仁20年的23场连胜记录只差一场。”

"Perhaps this is why they go all out even against lower-league teams."

"Most people believe this game will bring the total to 24 games."

"After all, their opponent is a semi-professional team."

"Now let's introduce the home team for this match – Old John's Hamburger FC on 17th Street. This is not an advertisement, it's just the team name."

"This is a semi-professional team belonging to the lower eight leagues. It is a miracle that they were able to break into this stage and have the opportunity to play against other teams from the Royal Cosmos Towers."

"But what's even more miraculous is that their previous matches seemed to have an element of luck. Their opponents in the earlier rounds were eliminated for bribing referees, collective doping, and collective food poisoning, respectively. It's hard not to suspect that there might be something wrong with their burgers."

"The player with the most football experience in the team is number 9, center forward Benny. He is a high school physical education teacher and has some experience in youth football training. The camera is on him now."

Benny (the second young master) was hunched over at an astonishing right angle, sticking his tongue out at the caddie's head repeatedly, a sight that was quite horrifying.

The commentator looked at the scene on the camera and was momentarily speechless.

Jenny immediately explained, "Benny might not be feeling well today. He's sticking his tongue out because he's hot, and this helps him dissipate heat."

As the camera panned out, the two breathed a sigh of relief.

"Let's introduce another player, the team's full-back number 3, Jama."

When you see full-back Jama, also known as Shark, squatting on the ground like a dog, there seems to be a dent in the row of players.

The caddie stood in front of him, turned around and took his hand, like a dog shaking hands with a person.

The commentators looked at each other in bewilderment.

The male commentator, Cook, tried desperately to explain: "This might be a kind of performance art, perhaps representing a kind of personalized expression. He might have some environmental concerns that he hopes to convey to everyone."

The camera then showed each member of the Hamburg team.

Only then did the commentators and the audience understand what it meant to be "a hermit in a line of hemp".

The 300-pound defender's whole body jiggled when he walked.

There were also two effeminate men with a gay appearance. It's questionable whether they could withstand such intensity of physical contact on a football field full of masculinity.

Not to mention the several veteran players around forty years old, who stood in stark contrast to the energetic young men in their twenties on the opposing side.

However, due to political correctness, these explanations were not uttered.

There was a minute of silence during the television broadcast.

The camera then focused on goalkeeper number 1, Oddo (Lee Ki).

"This is the team's on-field captain, and he looks very capable."

(End of this chapter)