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Chapter 422 Dailulu's defection leaves Li Ji stunned.

Romani stood up and, to everyone's surprise, strode over to the head coach.

"This player is very talented. Every touch of the ball is the result of 360-degree observation and analysis far beyond what ordinary people can do. Every pass he makes is a work of art. If you think it's just luck, you're underestimating him."

After saying that, he shyly licked the back of his hand.

Everyone stared in astonishment at his graceful pigeon-toed posture, speechless for a moment.

The head coach was momentarily speechless: "Then should we focus on marking him in the second half?"

Delulu waved her hand: "No need for that, meow. I predict he won't be able to play in the second half. Just focus on Mang—that guy who's hunched over like an oviraptor, meow."

"What kind of verbal tic do you have, cat?"

Dailulu said seriously, "Coach, what time is it, meow? You're still worrying about these trivial things, meow? In the second half, we need to launch a beautiful counterattack and make Li—the opponent—realize who the king of the field is, meow!"

After saying that, she brazenly licked her shoulder in full view of everyone.

This was the "two-faced turtle" plan devised for her by her think tank: lead the weaker team to the lead in the first half, and then beat the second young master and his team to a pulp in the second half, severely damaging their confidence.

This way, they can both ensure their contribution on the field and demonstrate their understanding of football to the professors, while also humiliating the two young masters and Li Ji.

As expected of the Two-Faced Turtle Plan, it truly kills two birds with one stone, meow.

Just as everyone was wondering, Manelli suddenly stood up, clenched his fist, and said excitedly, "That's right! Romani said it perfectly. This is the most human thing you've ever said in your career."

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have just swept the awards for the best XI in international football. I also won the FIFA World Player of the Year award. Our team is facing a golden opportunity to break our winning streak. We are the best team in the world, how can we stop here?"

"Our opponents, Old John Hamburger 17th Street, are a semi-professional team in the eighth tier of football, and none of them have any professional football experience. They are certainly formidable."

Delulu felt that his words were not scary at all.

But we also have an iron will that is enough to defeat them!

The head coach felt that passion, but a rational voice kept telling him, "This doesn't seem like our style of play, does it? How did we become a weak team? Aren't we number one in the world?"

He Ping lowered his voice and asked KK, who was disguised as a team guard, "When did Dailulu sneak in?"

"I do not know."

"Where is Romani now?"

"I do not know."

At this moment, Romani was wearing only his underwear and sleeping peacefully in a public toilet stall.

Despite the anxious pounding on the door from outside, he remained asleep.

He Ping, the Water Man, was puzzled. He couldn't understand why Dai Lulu had suddenly turned against him.

"Could it be that he discovered my plan?"

He glanced at Delulu, but she didn't even look at him.

"What amazing composure. She doesn't even look at me, trying to make me think she doesn't know I exist."

He pulled KK aside and whispered, "Li Ji and the others must have discovered our plan. They sent Dai Lulu to infiltrate our side, definitely to sabotage us and prevent us from scoring. We'll isolate her and not give her a chance to receive the ball."

KK asked, "Should we let Li Ji and the others score more goals?"

"Let a few in first, and then cut our losses based on Dailulu's disruptive abilities."

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The atmosphere in the other locker room was completely different, almost excessively enthusiastic.

Everyone was shirtless, drinking beer and dancing as if the competition was already over.

The chubby John climbed onto the table with great difficulty, revealing his huge, snow-white belly, to show everyone his amazing belly dance.

Shark Baby was not to be outdone, jumping onto the table and energetically performing a hip-shaking dance, her rapidly swaying hips drawing cheers from everyone.

The second young master was already quite drunk, hanging on the clothes rack, and mumbled, "I'm the King of Football! Hehe! This is my talent, can you see it, Dad!" Even Milia was holding a wine glass, her little face flushed from drinking.

Li Ji stood among everyone, helpless like a child.

"What's going on? Aren't we going to play the second half?"

His teammate put his arm around his shoulder, gesturing excitedly, and said, "It's already 3-0! It's 3-0! The other team is Royal Universe Tower, and we, a bunch of nobodies, have managed to get this score. What more could we ask for!"

Everyone chimed in, "Yes, yes!"

Li Ji looked around but couldn't see Dai Lulu. He went to ask Sha Bao, who was doing a twerking dance.

Shark didn't know.

I asked several people, but none of them knew where Dailulu was.

Suddenly the door opened, and Li Ji craned his neck to look. It wasn't Dai Lulu who came, but the team's chairman, Old John.

He quickly stopped the other person: "Chairman, you've finally arrived! Quickly persuade everyone, how are we going to play the second half if things continue like this?"

Old John ignored him and hurriedly said, "Jerseys, jerseys, quickly give me the extra jerseys."

He grabbed a huge pile of jerseys and ran off in a hurry.

He went back to the stands and sold off the jerseys that were soaked with the players' sweat.

When someone bought John Jr.'s oversized jersey, they even mistook it for a bed sheet.

Soon, halftime ended, and Li Ji and the others returned to the field, but Dai Lulu was still nowhere to be seen.

Hamburg was down to one player, and the referee quickly came over to inquire.

Li Ji looked anxiously to the sidelines: "Wait a little longer, he should have gone to the toilet, he'll be back soon."

"If you don't come soon, you'll have to replace someone else on the field, or start the game with one less player."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

"No need to wait anymore, he's not coming, meow."

The two turned around and saw that the speaker was Romani from the Royal Team.

He was walking with a cat-like gait, looking at Lee Ki with a confident smile.

The referee pointed at him sternly and said, "Royal Team's number 8 is being sarcastic and uncooperative. Warning!"

Delulu looked surprised and quickly explained, "I wasn't being sarcastic, meow. I just wanted to help, meow."

Li Ji's heart tightened.

Her effeminate movements, her sly smile, her eccentric verbal tic.

"What are you trying to do, die?"

The referee turned around and said, "This player, don't spout such nonsense."

"Excuse me, referee. Let's get ready to kick off. We'll switch players."

Delulu turned and left triumphantly, saying in her interstellar language, "I'm going to prove to you that you've misjudged me, meow. I'm the most important one, meow!"

Li Ji looked helpless; he hadn't expected this guy to court disaster again at such a crucial moment.

The referee pulled out a yellow card for Delulu.

"Royal Team's number 8 ignored the warning and spoke in a strange dialect in a sarcastic tone. He received a yellow card warning, and the next time it will be a red card."

Delulu stared wide-eyed, panting heavily, wishing she could tackle the referee right now.

Li Ji chuckled to himself, "What goes around comes around."

(End of this chapter)