He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 433 Sudden Special Agent Mission, Li Ji Feigns Injury and Departs

Chapter 433 Sudden Special Agent Mission, Li Ji Feigns Injury and Departs

Young Master Mang charged forward on Shark Treasure, unstoppable and invincible.

Royal team players rushed forward to intercept, but were all knocked to the ground by Shark.

Even the team's strongest player, the 200-pound guard Uru, was knocked two meters away by Shark.

Manelli was so anxious that he went to the referee to complain.

Although the referee couldn't stand it, he could only say with difficulty, "There is no rule against riding forward in football, and they had control of the ball first. There was no malicious foul, so this falls within the scope of normal physical contact."

The commentator exclaimed, "Hamburg has used a cavalry charge tactic! It's unbelievable! Even Uru was knocked away. In previous matches, we've only ever seen him knock others away, never seen him being knocked to the ground and rolling around."

"Who can possibly stop Hamburg's cavalry tactics?! Why am I even using such a phrase in a football match?"

"New viewers, you're not mistaken. This is a real football match, not a live broadcast of the North African campaign during World War II. The players lying on the ground are from the Royal Team, not African mercenaries."

Delulu caught up quickly from behind.

To be precise, it was her legs that caught up, while her upper body resembled a colorful flag, waving in the wind.

She charged toward Shark Baby, trying to take possession of the ball.

The commentator exclaimed excitedly, "Romani has tracked back! Is he confident? Oh no, he isn't."

Dailulu was sent flying three meters away by Shark Baby's swaying hip.

The entire stadium watched as the Second Young Master Mang rode Shark Baby into the restricted area, but no one could stop him.

He Ping and KK simply ran alongside on the flanks, making sure they didn't lose their positions, but neither of them went forward to press the ball.

"It seems they're afraid of our golden duo," said the second young master of the Mang family with a smug grin.

Shark Baby chuckled foolishly: "That's right, that's right. I can smell the stinky slime. Now it's your turn."

"Ok."

Shark suddenly slammed on the brakes, its feet firmly trapped in sticky, smelly mud.

Young Master Mang jumped off him and continued forward with the ball.

Li Ji suddenly realized that their plan to use the cavalry charge was to have Shark Bao restrain Stinky Mud, and then let Mang Er Shao go straight in.

As soon as Young Master Mang dismounted, He Ping and KK immediately attacked from both sides.

Li Ji craned his neck to look into the distance, fearing that the Second Young Master Mang would lose possession of the ball.

Just when things were really urgent, he received a phone call.

It was a call from senior student Gu Yuqing.

"Hey, senior. What's up?"

"It's so noisy over there. Are you in a crowded place?"

Li Ji looked around at the bustling stadium.

"Quite a lot. Is there anything urgent?"

"The situation is urgent. A dangerous target has appeared in France. She used to be a student in our Earth Sciences department. After graduation, she illegally immigrated to Earth for well-known reasons. We are usually quite lenient with such illegal immigration. Unless she commits a serious crime, we will turn a blind eye."

"What serious crime did she commit?"

"The situation is extremely serious. According to her roommate, she tortured and killed seventeen cockroaches in her home last month. The methods were cruel and outrageous. She stomped on the cockroaches until they were stunned, crushed them, and then threw them into the toilet!"

When she got to the point, Gu Yuqing almost burst into tears.

Li Ji exclaimed, "This is too serious! She's practically a vicious madman! A thug! If she dares to torture and kill cockroaches today, she'll dare to torture and kill the entire universe tomorrow! Senior, tell me what her characteristics are."

"The avatar she uses on Earth is a young, beautiful blonde Caucasian woman with blue eyes, an oval face, a high nose, and large breasts. She likes to wear sexy clothes. Most importantly, because her hands are originally crab claws, her fingers cannot spread open, and she habitually separates her thumb from the other four fingers. According to reports, she is currently watching a football match live, something like a 17-hamburger game. I'll send you the coordinates; you need to go there now."

"Senior, I've arrived."

"I didn't expect you to be so proactive. Then hurry up and arrest her."

"Senior, can't we wait until after the competition? I'm not available right now."

"No, she's already on guard. She's finally shown up; we can't let her get away. We must apprehend her immediately. What's the rush?" "I'm playing a match."

"Are you participating in an Earthlings' soccer game? Are you that free?"

"This is a research activity conducted by my school!"

"Professor D still loves to criticize trivial research topics. Which team are you on?"

"That Hamburg team."

Gu Yuqing searched for information about the competition.

"I see you're already far ahead, there's no need to keep playing, get back to work, or something bad will happen."

"Senior, don't you know how critical the situation is?"

Li Ji glanced at the scene before him and saw that Shui Ren He Ping had already snatched the second young master away.

Gu Yuqing turned to her younger sister and asked, "Dolly, do you understand football? How urgent can this score be?"

Dolly glanced at the scores on her phone.

"Li Ji, you're just thinking about bullying the weak, aren't you? The score is already this high, what are you even playing for? Even if you put eleven old ladies on the field, we still couldn't turn this around. Stop making excuses and get back to work, or we'll report you."

"Seniors, you don't know, there are bad guys on the other side!"

Gu Yuqing's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Dolly, what are you doing?"

“Damn it, I’m writing a complaint letter to your big rat section chief, accusing Li Ji of dereliction of duty that led to the destruction of the earth.”

Li Ji got anxious: "What nonsense are you writing! Aren't you not on the payroll?"

"You bunch of weeds, can't you, the ones on the official payroll, accept the supervision of us enthusiastic citizens?"

Gu Yuqing said anxiously, "Li Ji, you should arrest her quickly! Dolly is really good at writing; she's the one who reported the previous temporary agent. Not only was he dismissed, but he also had to serve 28 years in prison."

"Wow, is it that serious?"

"I'll hold her off for you, you hurry!"

The phone call ended abruptly, leaving Li Ji standing bewildered in front of the door.

Seeing He Ping dribble into the penalty area, Li Ji decisively chose between a grand business plan and his freedom.

He immediately clutched his leg and lay down on the ground, letting out a painful wail: "I can't take it anymore! My leg is broken! Referee, I want to substitute him!"

He Ping looked bewildered: "Is this even possible? That's too unfair! The referee definitely won't believe it."

"drop--"

The referee promptly stopped the game.

He Ping quickly stepped forward to argue: "Referee, this is a golden opportunity for me!"

The referee shook his head: "The goalkeeper is down and unable to continue the game. I need to bring medical personnel onto the field. If he is faking an injury, I will punish him."

The entire Hamburg team panicked and rushed over to ask about Li Ji's condition.

Milia supported his back and asked worriedly, "Li Ji, are you alright?"

"It's nothing, I was just pretending. I have an urgent matter to attend to and have to leave the stage first."

"Indeed, it's really unbearable not being able to go to the toilet for 45 minutes during a football match."

"I'm not this one—"

As the medical staff approached, Li Ji immediately started screaming.

"I can't go on anymore, I'm leaving! Substitute me! Substitute me!"

He Ping, standing to the side, was utterly puzzled: "What kind of move is that?"

(End of this chapter)

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