He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 44 Dailulu's fright caused Li Ji's pheromones to stop.
Chapter 44 Dailulu's fright caused Li Ji's pheromones to stop.
To protect students' privacy, the school automatically interrupts the signal and disables the recording function when it detects students engaging in private activities.
The built-in AI will automatically score students based on their behavior.
The reason for including toilet use in the initial assessment is that most students have different physical structures than humans, which leads to various problems when imitating human toilet use.
Subsequent courses include many activities that delve into human society. Including "using public restrooms" in the initial assessment is intended to identify problems early and serve as a warning.
Oscar Wilde picked up the transparent jar on the table and inhaled the pink gas inside. The pink gas cloud stood out conspicuously against his blue body.
"Strawberry mist is so delicious, it really makes me miss Earth."
She placed her finger on the projected list, pointing to Li Ji's name.
"As a Barbaradu alien, excretion is a very difficult thing. I wonder if you can overcome your instincts again. I'm looking forward to your score. Don't let me down."
Looking at his current predicament, Li Ji's mind was filled with the image of Professor Wilde standing in front of the monitor screen.
In the dark and dimly lit monitoring room, Li Ji's embarrassing situation of having his privacy exposed was laid bare on the holographic projection.
The graceful Oscar Wilde stared intently at the holographic projection, his lips, which appeared as if they were made of gas, slightly upturned.
Just thinking about that scene made Li Ji feel ashamed and his whole body felt hot.
Although the other party was a genderless alien, she clearly looked like a beautiful Earth woman.
Although he was also an alien, this mimicry was not his true appearance.
However, as a human being who still understands shame and has a sense of identity, the thought of being seen naked by the opposite sex makes him wish he could disappear into a crack in the ground.
Moreover, the other party is a teacher or an elder.
This feeling is even more bizarre.
It gave me the feeling of being spied on by my female middle school homeroom teacher.
"calm down."
"Since I've already been seen, wouldn't it be even more of a loss if I didn't finish peeing?"
Li Ji took a deep breath, forcing himself to calm down as quickly as possible and regenerate pheromones.
My mind gradually cleared, and the noise outside the restroom gradually faded away.
Dailulu was in a long queue outside the restroom; the line for the women's restroom seemed to stretch on forever.
But the men's restroom on the other side was empty, with men coming and going.
Delulu believes it is necessary to write a paper to explore this phenomenon.
Is it a difference caused by physiological structure, or other social factors?
A bold idea popped into her head.
If I switch to male form, can I go to the men's restroom and not have to wait in line?
She looked around, searching for a secluded corner so she could switch her disguise.
Suddenly, a hand patted her from behind.
"Sister, your Hanfu is so beautiful, where did you buy it?"
Delulu turned around, and a girl in a white dress looked at her with a big smile.
"I made this myself, cat."
"You made it yourself? You're so amazing. I also love Hanfu, I'm a fan of Hanfu."
"Three Pit Girls?" The unfamiliar term made Dailulu's head buzz.
"Let's be friends, add each other on WeChat, and hang out sometime. My name is Tiantian."
The keyword "make friends" was triggered again.
Delulu stared at the other person with shining eyes, a look that made the other person feel uneasy.
The social structure of the Interstellar Alliance differs greatly from that of Earth.
Interstellar people value friendship highly, and they clearly distinguish between the concepts of "friends" and "acquaintances".
Not just any Tom, Dick, or Harry can be considered a "friend".
"Friend" is a very sacred term.
"Friends" is not a simple relationship, but a relationship that, like "lovers," requires mutual confirmation before it can be formed.
"Friends" embody love and responsibility.
Unlike Earthlings, who can become friends after knowing each other for a couple of days without even knowing each other's last name.
Delulu was a little nervous. She had long been familiar with the social rules of Earthlings and knew that they were very casual about friendships, but she hadn't expected them to be this casual.
What an open society, meow.
She originally thought making friends would be very complicated, but unexpectedly, it came to her doorstep.
The school's task is for each member of the group to make at least one friend.
This way, I can finish ahead of time and then wholeheartedly help Li Ji and Sha Bao.
Lee Ki, I'm still the best, meow.
Although she really wanted to establish a "friendship" relationship right now, this behavior ultimately challenged Delulu's understanding of public order and good morals.
Dailu lowered her head shyly, the tassels on her hairpin swaying gently with her head.
"We've only known each other for a short while, and things are progressing so fast, it's not good, meow." Tian Tian looked at her like this, and unconsciously leaned back, her eyes slightly furrowed.
"I'm straight."
Another unfamiliar word froze Dailu. She tilted her head and looked at the other person in confusion.
"Straight woman? What does that mean, meow? A gender, meow?"
I told you there are more than two genders, Lee Ki was lying to me!
Tian Tian frowned slightly, unsure whether Dai Lulu was pretending to be clueless or genuinely unaware.
If you really don't know this word, then it's obviously not true, right?
But why was she acting so strangely just now?
She felt it was necessary to be frank: "I am female, but I like men."
Delulu blinked, thinking: Isn't that just an ordinary Earth woman?
That's strange, why add a straight line?
"Me too, cat."
Tian Tian breathed a sigh of relief: "I just thought you were a lesbian."
Another obscure word.
She took out her phone again and added Dailulu on WeChat.
Dailulu didn't have WeChat; she registered it with Tiantian's help.
She could understand that this was a common communication software used by Earthlings.
Looking at the only name in her friend list, Dailu asked the other person seriously.
"Are we friends now, meow?"
Tian Tian nodded hesitantly.
Although there are many strange people in her circle, this is the first time she has met someone who doesn't even have WeChat and likes to use "meow" as a catchphrase.
"Great! Meow! Making friends is done, meow!"
Dailu jumped up and down excitedly.
Tian Tian was so frightened that she wanted to run away, but she was too embarrassed to leave. More importantly, she had already been queuing for a long time, and it would be a pity to leave.
Suddenly remembering her grand plan, Dailu hurriedly said goodbye to Tiantian and ran away.
Goodbye, my friend! Keep in touch, meow!
Watching the departing figure, Tian Tian silently hovered her finger over the blacklist button.
She glanced at the long line at the women's restroom, then at the men's restroom where people could come and go as they pleased, and sighed.
In the men's restroom, Lee Ki's heart gradually calmed down. He estimated that pheromones were being produced and would soon be transported to their intended destination.
"Holy crap, what the heck?!"
The sound outside caught his attention, and he turned his head almost unconsciously.
A burly man with a thick beard, dressed in a bright red Hanfu, swayed his hips and walked in with a cat-like gait. He had a confident smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth turned up, tugging at the stubble on both sides of his beard.
Her thick eyebrows were decorated with red patterns, and her hair was styled in the style of a noble concubine, with tassel hairpins jingling.
The men around him avoided him like the plague, all walking around him, but their eyes were completely fixed on him.
This person's appearance was like throwing a crayon Shin-chan into the calm lake of Li Ji's heart, and it crashed in headfirst with a bang, then drank the lake dry and did an elephant dance upside down.
Dailulu?
What the hell are you doing?!
You know how to change your appearance, but don't you know how to change your clothes?
Dailulu and he locked eyes, and she winked.
Li Ji almost threw up. He never imagined that the woman he shared a bed with would appear as a cute girl from Chengdu.
Dailulu disappeared into the private room.
However, her devastatingly beautiful appearance was deeply imprinted in Li Ji's mind.
Delulu, give me back my pheromones!
"Young people these days dress in rather bizarre ways," the guy next door commented again.
"Shut up! Why haven't you left yet?"
"I estimate it will take another five minutes."
Li Ji sighed and quickly adjusted his state of mind.
As you take deep breaths, your mind gradually calms down, and pheromones begin to be produced.
The water was released again.
It's finally over.
Li Ji let out a sigh of relief; he had never imagined that this matter could bring him such joy.
Before I could even pull up my pants, a loud crash came from behind me.
"Boom!"
"Holy crap, who the hell is bombing the toilet?!"
He turned around and saw that the voice was coming from Shark Baby's cubicle.
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