He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 448 Li Ji's group actually changed the rules of football, Professor D broke through the defense.
When the topic turned to the Chinese national football team, Professor D gritted his teeth, his lips trembling with anger, and he kept making trembling "howling" sounds.

Is it really necessary to be so angry?

"As for."

"Let me see how they take on the impossible."

Professor D opened He Ping's group's report.

This was the final match of the Asian qualifiers for the World Cup, with China facing Iran. Iran is a traditionally strong team and held a clear advantage. We fought hard and scored a total of 5 goals. However, the Chinese players were simply too weak; they were like sieves, scoring one goal for every one they conceded, and even kicking the ball into their own net – they were impossible to carry.

"I told you, the Chinese team isn't so easy to manage."

Fortunately, He Ping scored a crucial goal in the 92nd minute, helping the team equalize and forcing extra time.

Professor Biyangde said, "It seems like there's a chance."

Professor D sneered: "They always manage to get a chance, and then they have to do math problems."

"What do you mean?"

"unimportant."

They continued to look down.

[The extra time was incredibly close, eventually leading to a penalty shootout. Our group of four tried our best and scored all four goals, but the last player on the Chinese team kicked the ball out of bounds! A football field is fifty meters high! How did they manage to kick it out like that?! We gave it our all, why couldn't we carry these guys?! It's so frustrating!]

"This report is so emotional."

Professor D burst into tears, wiping them away: "That's normal, that's just how football is in China. Sigh."

"Then let's watch Lee Ki's team. They might have some surprises."

"Alright, but if it's this difficult to lead the Chinese team to defeat the Iranian team, it's probably even more of a pipe dream to lead a semi-professional team to defeat the world's number one team."

"Your reaction just now made me think the Chinese national team was inferior to a semi-professional team."

"That's not the case. They may be bad, but they are still a professional team."

They opened Li Ji's group's report.

We're representing a football team made up of trash, a completely hopeless team. Even eleven dogs would be better than these guys.

"Such a sharp writing style is clearly written by Dailulu."

Our opponents are the world's strongest team, the eleven best football players in the world. Compared to them, any other player looks as weak as a stinking dog. All teams and players in the history of humankind look like fools in their presence.

Biyangde read with a chill running down his spine: "Such strong aggression! Is the bias so intense?"

Professor D was so angry that he kept baring his teeth.

"Nonsense! My Brazilian team was the strongest in history, and I am the greatest player of all time. What do these young players have to compare with me? I'd give them zero points!"

Biyangde quickly grabbed his hand: "Calm down. You need to see the children's results."

"That's right, we have to go through the motions."

Professor D pressed the video play button.

Professor D turned off the video playback.

"I've finished watching it, and I'm giving it zero points."

"You only watched for half a second!"

"I have good eyesight."

"The video isn't moving! Professor D, get serious. Otherwise, my title as the most despicable professor in the entire university will be yours."

"Keep watching."

[This match was almost a foregone conclusion; the Earthlings were too weak, and we easily crushed them. Not only that, our best student, Delulu, joined the opposing team in the second half to increase the suspense. It was precisely because of Delulu's decision that the match didn't lose its appeal within 45 minutes, greatly enhancing its entertainment value.]

Ultimately, we helped a team worse than a dog utterly defeat this once-invincible, strongest team in history, and claim the title of the greatest footballer in human history. This was an almost impossible achievement, hailed as a miracle by the people of Earth.

They then watched the 90-minute video recording of Li Ji's group's match.

As Biyangde watched, he clicked his tongue in amazement: "It's really amazing. Shark Baby's ability to catch the ball with its mouth is something that Earthlings simply can't crack. And Li Ji's spiral flying kick is just too spectacular." With a loud "bang," Biyangde was so frightened that he shuddered, and his head instantly fell off.

He clutched his head and shouted, "What's that sound?"

Professor D held only a few black and white pieces of a soccer ball in his hand.

"This isn't football at all! This is not how you play football! Won't they find out about their bizarre behavior? I need to check with Gu Yuqing."

"Oh dear, if the Earthlings find out, they'll definitely report it. Look at all these cameras around; if they were discovered, they would have been arrested long ago."

Professor D hurriedly dialed Gu Yuqing's number.

After the holographic projection flickered a few times, a woman dressed in a mental hospital gown appeared, a cigarette dangling from her mouth, staring at the camera with disdain.

"You weed, what kind of dog are you? What do you want from me?"

Professor D's anger subsided instantly, and he looked at Biyangde in surprise: "Did she insult me?"

"Seems to be."

"Hey, you idiot, is there anything serious? If not, I'm hanging up."

"We have something important to ask! We'd like to inquire whether any students from the Earth Sciences Department at Milver University have committed any misconduct during their recent research trip?"

Dolly flicked her cigarette ash: "Damn it, do you think there's no way there isn't? Tongtongtong is that broken motorcycle again, and that stupid wasp Lahula. They went down a 1,400-meter cliff during the Red Bull Mountain Bike Race, and both of them were completely unharmed, even flying for a while in the middle. If there hadn't been no camera spots there, it probably would have spread completely."

"I'm not asking about them, I'm asking about Li Ji and the others."

"Li Ji is doing well, no problems. He even did a good deed and caught a criminal."

Are you sure you really don't?

"You bastard, why don't you be the special agent? Hang up! You dog, always looking for trouble."

After hanging up the phone, Professor D frowned, unable to recover from the shock for a long time.

Biyangde patted him on the shoulder: "The agents said nothing happened, which means that Li Ji and his team's football techniques are recognized by Earthlings. Your methods may be outdated."

"Impossible! How can you kick a football with your mouth? Why isn't it called a mouth ball? Why isn't it called a face ball? Let me ask again."

He dialed another number.

On the holographic projection, a bald Earthling in a suit and tie appeared, holding a cup of strong coffee.

"Old buddy, what made you think of calling me?"

Professor D introduced Piyande to the person in question: “This is my friend from Earth, the president of FIFA.”

Biyangde's millions of compound eyes widened in astonishment: "An Earthling?"

"You don't have any Earthling friends?"

"Of course not."

Professor D shook his head: "How pathetic."

Professor D immediately inquired with the FIFA president about the details of that match.

The chairman laughed and said, "So they are aliens. No wonder they are like this."

"You figured it out, didn't you?"

"It is indeed a bit strange."

"Didn't many people on Earth notice that?"

"That's not true."

"Huh? So this match didn't have a huge impact on Earth?"

"It happened, so we changed the rules accordingly."

Professor D was so angry he did three backflips: "What? They actually changed the rules of football! You guys didn't change the rules for me back then!"

(End of this chapter)