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Chapter 457 The Most Important Thing in a Bandit Gang

Chapter 457 The Most Important Thing in a Bandit Gang
In the small house in the shantytown, various snack wrappers and wine bottles were scattered haphazardly on the coffee table.

Bonnie sat cross-legged on the sofa and handed a handful of spicy Cheetos tacos to Lee Ki with her fingers covered in chili powder.

"Give me some, homie."

Looking at the remaining dirt under his fingernails, Li Ji gently waved his hand and said, "No need, I'm allergic to spicy food."

"I eat!"

Shark opened its mouth wide and swallowed the whole thing, including the hand and Cheetos.

Bonnie slammed the handle away and said with disgust, "That kid is disgusting."

He glanced at his hands; they were dry, but covered in chili powder. After hesitating for half a second, he put his fingers in his hand and started sucking.

Li Ji felt somewhat physically uncomfortable watching this.

"Everyone has already joined our Blood Gang - Little Fat Wild Boar Gang. The boss asked me to teach you some basic knowledge."

Delulu stood next to the messy sofa and rolled her eyes: "Finally, I'm starting to learn how to commit crimes, meow."

Lee Ki exclaimed excitedly, "Finally, I'm starting to learn music!"

Bonnie finished sucking the chili powder off her hands and then wiped it on the sofa.

Then raise both hands in front of you.

"The first step, and the most important one, is that as a gangster, you may not know other things, but you must know this."

That statement really heightened everyone's expectations.

Delulu guessed, "It's with a gun. You have to know how to use a gun to commit a crime, right, meow?"

"Na~na~na~ Isn't it something you're born knowing how to use? My nephew shot his mother to death in his crib when he was only three months old. You don't need to learn how to use it."

Milia guessed: "It's dismemberment. To commit a crime, you must learn how to dismember a body. That is, to use the right tools to divide the human body into many small parts and then break it down little by little, so that the body can be completely wiped off the world without leaving any trace."

Everyone leaned back, looking at her with surprise.

She covered her embarrassment with a sweet smile: "I was just kidding, don't look at me like that."

Bonnie shook her head: "Na~na~na~ No need for all that trouble. When my cousin was beaten to death by her son, we just dug a hole in the yard and buried her. The police didn't care at all. This is New York."

Shark Bao guessed: "It's because they eat spicy food. Gang members have to eat spicy food, otherwise they'll seem useless."

Bonnie squinted, completely bewildered: "What is he talking about?"

“Don’t pay attention to him, this kid isn’t very bright,” Li Ji guessed. “He’s probably making music. After all, making music is more lucrative than committing violent crimes these days.”

Bonnie shook her head: "na~na~na~ You people don't understand anything. In gangs, the most important thing is hand gestures."

As she spoke, Bonnie gave an "OK" sign with her fingers pointing downwards.

"This is the signature gesture of our Blood Gang. If you make this gesture, others will know that you are a member of the Blood Gang."

Everyone followed suit and made a downward "ok" sign.

Delulu's paws were too clumsy; no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't make a circle with her thumb and forefinger.

She frowned and tried hard to count on her fingers, but still couldn't finish.

Bonnie's eyes widened in surprise. "You know this gesture?"

Delulu looked completely bewildered: "Huh? What kind of gesture is that, meow?"

"This is a crippled killer!"

The thumb and forefinger are likened to a "C" to represent the cripple, while the remaining three fingers are separated to form a deformed "K" that signifies the killer.

"This gesture is a provocation against the Crippled Gang, representing a policy of killing Crippled Gang members. It seems you are quite familiar with our hand gestures."

Delulu laughed shamelessly, "Of course, meow. I'm the best at killing the cripples, meow. They came to surrender because they were afraid of being killed by me, meow."

Dailulu is so shameless, she can keep picking up on any topic.

Shark and Milia nodded numbly in agreement.

"In that case, that 'blood' gesture shouldn't be too difficult for you. How about we do one?"

"Eh?"

Dailu smiled and said, "Of course I can meow. But I think everyone should know such a basic gesture, so why don't we let the two who defected from the Crippled Gang do it first and see their sincerity, meow."

Are you even human? You're just shifting the blame again.

Shark Baby frankly admitted, "I don't know how."

Milia chimed in, "Me too." "Then you should do it," Bonnie said, looking at Delulu with expectant eyes.

Dailulu's lips twitched. She glanced around the room and her gaze settled on Li Ji.

"I taught him before, to meow!"

Facing everyone's gaze, Li Ji shrugged: "I don't know. I forgot. Can you teach me again?"

"Eh?"

Delulu's eyes widened, and she began to breathe slightly.

If you want to show off, don't mess with me. You'll have to suffer the consequences yourself.

Bonnie urged, "Hurry up, sister."

Delulu was helpless, but the boast had already been made. According to the Earth's rules of boasting, once you've made a boast, you have to bite the bullet and carry it out, otherwise you'll lose face.

Her fingers moved rapidly, as if she were typing in the air.

Li Ji found it strange and couldn't help but laugh.

Dailulu then turned her palm upside down and continued to shake her fingers rapidly, as if she were performing a ritual.

Bonnie turned to Lee and asked, "How many did she kowtow to today?"

"very many."

"I think so too."

He pressed down on Delulu's hand.

"Stop fooling around. Let me demonstrate for you."

Bonnie's hands were as nimble as a dancer's legs; with just a slight movement of her fingers, she made the "blood" gesture, her fingers forming the word "blood" in a way that looked like her fingers were tied in a knot.

"Bravo!"

Shark tried to twist it out, but couldn't for a long time; it was more like a case of polio.

He suddenly cried out in pain, "I have a cramp! I have a cramp!"

Li Ji quickly went to pry his finger back in place.

Bonnie sighed: "You're the worst class I've ever taught."

It sounds strange coming from someone who dropped out of elementary school.

Dailulu tried it, but gave up immediately; cat paws just weren't that flexible.

Li Ji and Milia, on the other hand, easily completed the gestures thanks to their flexibility.

Bonnie slapped the sofa: "Great! You two have some talent! You have the potential to become decent gangsters!"

Dailulu gave a soft "tsk".

Lee asked, puzzled, "Bonnie, what's the use of all these hand gestures you've taught us? I don't see any practical value in them."

Bonnie frowned and said, "These gestures are so cool!"

"and then?"

"What do you want then?"

"What's the use of being handsome?"

"Is being handsome useless? Isn't being handsome the point of life?"

Bonnie put her arm around Lee Ki's shoulder: "Just imagine, bro, if you make this gesture in the middle of a music video, you'll be incredibly cool! Which girl wouldn't want to sleep with you after seeing this gesture!"

What's so cool about that? Is it cool to play with your hands like a ball of yarn? You should use that time to learn some hand gesture dances.

Li Ji found it hard to understand at first; perhaps this was just a subculture within a specific circle.

He glanced at his companions around him, seeking their approval.

Dailulu rolled her eyes: "I don't want to meow."

"I did not mean that!"

Just then, Delulu's communicator beeped. She picked it up and saw it was that email again, this time with an even stronger provocative tone.

Those who dare not complete the quiz with prizes are useless.

(End of this chapter)

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