He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 46 Dailulu, your husband is hooking up with girls on dating apps!

"Ding dong."

Dailulu's phone suddenly rang. She picked it up, glanced at it, and excitedly jumped onto the sofa.

"My friend contacted me, meow!"

"Your friend?"

Li Ji peeked at the screen.

"Your friend is called Tencent News?"

Dailulu lowered her head, looking somewhat dejected.

"I thought the app ringing meant a friend was contacting me, meow."

"How come you even know how to register for WeChat? And where did you get these friends from?"

Dailulu, holding her phone, said sweetly, "My friend helped me register it, meow."

She recounted to Li Ji how she met Tian Tian.

"Now my friend-making mission is complete, meow. Tomorrow I can wholeheartedly help you guys, meow."

Li Ji scratched his head, somewhat confused: "You two met for two minutes at the bathroom door, exchanged WeChat contacts, and verbally said you wanted to be friends. Is that all you're doing?"

"It's really a bit dreamlike, Earthlings are just too open-minded, meow."

"You're talking strangely."

Li Ji knew that interstellar people valued "friendship" highly, and that such relationships required verbal commitments from both parties.

"Are the standards of schools really that simple? After all, Earthlings are very shallow when it comes to friendship."

"That's easy, meow? You're not just jealous that I finished too quickly, so you're deliberately belittling me, meow?"

Dailu pouted and glanced sideways at Li Ji.

"I'm not that free. I'm just wondering if this counts as a breakup."

Delulu said confidently, "It definitely counts, meow."

She leaned close to Lee Ki's ear and whispered, "I secretly looked at the professor's grading criteria, meow. As long as both parties reach a verbal agreement to be friends, the task is considered complete, meow."

“This is too easy.”

Li Ji immediately had a plan in mind.

He turned on his phone and downloaded the TT app.

This is a fast-paced social networking app where making friends happens very quickly. From meeting to falling in love to breaking up, it can probably take no more than 12 hours.

"Come on, let's take a picture!"

Before Li Ji could react, Dai Lulu pinched his face, pointed it at the camera, and took a family photo.

Why were you suddenly taking pictures?

While tapping on her phone, Dailulu said, "I see that Tiantian's WeChat Moments has a lot of photos with her family, meow."

"Earthlings like to show off their families in cyberspace, meow."

"This is similar to otters, which show their newborn babies to others."

"That's strange, but if I'm going to imitate, I'm going to imitate it thoroughly, meow."

"Post a picture of a cat on WeChat Moments!"

Lee Ki also quietly took a selfie and used it as his profile picture on social media.

With his Sai Yanzu-like face, many girls would definitely want to "be friends" with him.

At night, Li Ji and Dai Lulu lay in bed, back to back, the light from their cell phone screens illuminating both sides of the bed.

Lee Ki's TT registration is complete.

Users need to upload their real photos and set their own bio.

"Senior executive at a foreign company, earning millions annually, with a master's degree in finance from Harvard University!"

Then we move on to the formal proceedings.

The screen will display photos and information of people of the opposite sex.

Swipe left to indicate dislike, swipe right to indicate like.

If both parties like each other, they can start chatting.

Li Ji had never used this software, but he had heard from a colleague, Pao Ge, that he had used it and that the software's efficiency had been certified by Pao Ge.

He didn't even look at the girl's messages, he just kept swiping right.

The goal is clear, and I'm not really there to make friends.

Once both parties agree that they like each other, a simple "Can we be friends?" is all it takes.

The reason I chose this software is because it's efficient; it's much faster than other software that makes girls aloof and unresponsive.

On social media, if a guy tries to be friends with another guy, the other guy will almost never respond.

You usually don't dare to reply to those who do.

Although he could register a female account, Li Ji still felt a little uncomfortable.

Especially if you're afraid the other person will send you private photos, then that's a bit of an eyesore.

With three eyeballs, the impact would be 1.5 times greater.

Swipe right, swipe right, swipe right.

Girls started replying to him one after another.

Lee Ki texted them one by one: Can we be friends?

I received a reply very quickly.

"Look at your abs."

"Look at the pectoral muscles."

"Look at your biceps."

"Look at your glutes." Li Ji angrily threw his phone down: "Damn it, can't you find anyone decent?"

Not long after, I received another message.

"all right."

Lee Ki was overjoyed: "Finally, there are normal people here."

"Take a look at the muscles."

forget it.

At least, the mission was accomplished.

Li Ji felt somewhat unrealistic.

"Is the 'making friends' task already completed?"

The bed suddenly began to shake violently.

"Meow!"

"Do you want to die!"

Li Ji turned around and saw Dai Lulu jumping up excitedly.

"Tian Tian is looking for me, meow."

Li Ji leaned closer to look at the screen.

Tian Tian sent me a selfie of Lee Ki.

Tian Tian: Is this your husband?
Dailulu: Yes, how do you have his picture?
Tian Tian: I saw this on a dating app, what are you planning to do?
Dailulu: Dating apps? You mean he's looking for people to make friends online?
Tian Tian: Yes!
Dailulu: He's amazing, he can even do that.

Tian Tian: ? ? ?
Tian Tian: Aren't you angry?

Dailulu: Why are you angry? I'm happy for him, meow.

In the Interstellar Alliance, the concept of "friends" is so solemn that people do not use the guise of "making friends" to develop romantic or fast-paced romantic relationships.

In addition, cats have a unique physiological structure, similar to felines, which leads them not to develop relationships for the purpose of pleasure and indulgence.

Therefore, Delulu had no idea about that aspect.

Tian Tian sent another screenshot of TT's chat history.

[Lee Ki: Can we be friends?]

[Tian Tian: Let's look at the abs first.]

Dailulu: He wants to be your friend?
Tian Tian: That's right!
Dailulu: That's great! The three of us can be friends, meow!
Tian Tian: ? ? ?
Tian Tian: You want the three of you to go together?
Dailulu: Yes!

Tian Tian: Give me a moment to process this.

Tian Tian: I'll think about it.

Li Ji laughed out loud when he saw the chat log.

Delulu looked at him innocently, blinking her big eyes, completely unaware of the situation.

"Ding dong!"

"Tian Tian sent a new message, meow!"

Dailulu excitedly checked her phone.

Tian Tian: Okay, I'm not available these next couple of days. I'll talk to you when I have time.

Dailulu: We'll wait for you together, meow!

"Great, I've completely won this friend over, meow."

Lee Ki, laughing so hard he almost choked, lay down on the bed patting his pillow when suddenly his thigh was grabbed hard.

What are you laughing at, meow?

"It's nothing. Hahaha."

"Stop laughing, meow. Quickly give that dating app to Shark Baby so we can all make friends, meow."

Shark Baby uses TT?

Imagine a lonely girl opening TT with high hopes, looking for a great partner, only to see the face of the little boy who bit into the fruit-shaped phone.

I estimate she would instantly lose all desire.

Lee Ki couldn't help but laugh when he thought of that scene.

"Isn't the goal to make him make friends when he plays basketball tomorrow? That would be a bonus."

Dailu was a little embarrassed; she was too ashamed to admit that she had lied to Li Ji.

However, by sheer luck, according to Professor Wilde's standards, this actually adds points.

"I think this is more efficient, meow."

Li Ji suggested, "We can treat this as a backup plan. If Shark fails to make friends through basketball, we can start it again later."

“After all, Shark was very excited; he had just been practicing outside for a long time.”

"He said he really wanted to prove himself and didn't want to always hold others back."

Li Ji truly considers Sha Bao his good brother.

When no one wanted to team up with him, Shark firmly stuck with himself and refused to join others without hesitation.

When the fairy lights in the mall fell, it was Shark who helped protect him.

Even by the demanding standards of interstellar people, the two could be considered good friends.

Although the spiral feces bombardment in the toilet really made Lee Ki want to die at one point, which good brother hasn't embarrassed someone before?
He had already instructed Shark Baby to tell him the standards of human exercise, hoping that Shark Baby could control himself.

If I just give it a little push tomorrow, I can make friends, gain extra points, and have it all under my control!
"boom--"

A loud bang came from the next room.

They hurriedly climbed over and saw a basketball deeply embedded in the cracked wall.

Shark confidently puffed out his chest: "This power should be enough to make a three-pointer, right?"

(End of this chapter)