He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 588 Li Ji's Resurrection
The emergency ejection capsule launched from the top of the spacecraft and flew towards Earth's atmosphere.
Delulu's body was secured inside the cabin, and she could see the blazing firelight outside through the window.
She quickly took out her communicator to transfer the money.
With a tap of the finger, a magnetic voice announced: "Transfer completed!"
The emergency capsule flew into the atmosphere, and outside the window was an endless blue sky.
A shadow appeared faintly in the sky, gradually becoming clearer and revealing the shape of a cat's head.
"That was way too fast! I haven't even landed yet, meow!"
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At the front desk of the illegal clinic, Xia Pupu was arguing: "Could you give me a little more time? I used to work part-time here. Can you give me some extra time?"
The nurse at the front desk pointed to the time on her communicator: "Three minutes left. If you don't come soon, we'll proceed according to the rules. Since you've worked part-time as a corpse collector before, I'll give you a commission for this job."
"Huh? Is there a rebate?"
"Yes, there is. Same as before, 120 for a corpse, plus bus fare reimbursement. Can you please stop bothering me?"
"Ok."
Xia Pupu turned and left without a trace of regret.
The students exclaimed, "We've done our best for a stranger! Where should we go next? 120 is a huge sum of money; we could hire three little cockroach girls!"
The four of them had just stepped into the elevator when the nurse at the front desk called them to a stop.
"Wait a minute! Your money has arrived. The surgery can proceed."
"Huh?" Rahula asked stiffly, "What about the rebate?"
"Of course not."
"Oh no! My little cockroach loli!"
The surgery proceeded normally.
The capsule vehicle carrying Lee Ki's body drove into the operating room through the tunnel.
The glass dome slowly opened, and the bed board lifted Li Ji's body upwards, with the operating lights shining on his pale body.
The doctor, dressed in full protective gear, walked to the operating table, picked up the scalpel with the robotic arm, and took a deep breath.
“I’ve performed so many surgeries, but seeing this strange creature still makes me feel disgusted. I wonder how many weird bacteria are in his body. Becca, bring me my auxiliary headgear.”
Nurse Becca fitted a square metal hood onto the doctor's head, and then put on a pair of protruding blue round glasses, as if wearing a microscope on his head.
The auxiliary headgear transfers various physical data of Earthlings into the doctor's brain.
"A very strange body structure, with some useless organs that are not fully evolved. You activate the cell repair beam first, and I'll remove his appendix and tonsils while I'm at it. This is a disgusting creature."
The nurse entered some information on the control panel of the capsule, and a red light flashed under the bed. The light shone through Li Ji's pale skin, giving him a slightly rosy complexion.
With a gentle flick of the scalpel, the doctor cut open his throat and removed his tonsils.
"They even keep useless organs; what disgusting creatures."
The doctor made another incision, cutting open his abdomen and removing his appendix.
The scalpel rotates completely around the fingertip, re-cutting the incision, and immediately restores everything to its original state.
"Why is there a scar on your hand? It's really distressing to see."
The scalpel tip gently brushed across the scar on the back of Lee Ki's hand, and the scar immediately disappeared.
"This creature also has a lot of benign skin tumors, it's disgusting."
The scalpel tip lightly touched Li Ji's skin repeatedly, and every mole disappeared.
"There are still so many useless and harmful bacteria." The doctor took out a spray, inserted it into the stomach, and sprayed it to eliminate Helicobacter pylori.
"Excess teeth can damage gums. Just how many physiological defects does this creature have?"
The doctor used forceps to pull out all of Lee's wisdom teeth.
The doctor, panting heavily as he put down his scalpel, said, "This creature has too many defects. We shouldn't add the 'Perfect Health Service' to this program anymore. If I encounter another creature like this, riddled with flaws, I'll be exhausted."
Cell repair is complete; the formal resurrection surgery begins.
The capsule compartment was closed again.
Li Ji vaguely felt that there was a faint light in front of him.
He had been in the darkness for so long that he had lost track of time.
He stumbled and ran towards the faint light.
The light grew brighter, closer, and larger.
He rushed toward the light, opening his arms to meet it.
As the light faded, he saw a person wearing a white protective suit, a square metal cap, and convex glasses in his arms.
"Can't this patient have a little sense of propriety?"
Li Ji quickly let go: "Where am I? Who are you?"
"You can speak interstellar language? I thought your primitive vocal organs could only produce incoherent cries. This is the Pajiras Private Clinic. Your friend purchased a resurrection service for you. Congratulations on your rebirth, primitive man!"
Li Ji stood there, stunned, his mind filled with confusion. As his consciousness gradually cleared, his confusion transformed into excitement and joy.
He wrote down the phone number in a long, thin strip in the villa—it must have been a long, thin strip!
That's right. When he was dying, his mind was completely blank. Suddenly, he felt some kind of information pollution and started thinking about things like fathers, sons, and organ donation.
It must have been the thin, elongated brainwaves that were at work, allowing him to activate his brain and write his name even in his final moments.
"Long and thin! You're so reliable!"
Li Ji excitedly jumped out of bed. He felt exceptionally refreshed, as if he had returned to high school, when he had just fully developed and was at his healthiest.
He patted his stomach and said, "My stomach feels so refreshed."
He was amazed to discover that the scar on the back of his hand from a fall in junior high school had disappeared, and even the mole on his palm was gone.
He couldn't help but wonder, "Is this still my body?"
The nurse held up a mirror and pointed it at him.
Li Ji looked at his familiar face in the mirror and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The nurse explained, "This is a perfect health service included in the resurrection surgery, which will remove all the useless and harmful parts of your body."
Li Ji quickly reached out to pick at his wisdom tooth, and sure enough, it was gone.
The doctor shook his head: "Primitive people are disgusting."
Li Ji put on a silver bodysuit and walked out of the operating room under the guidance of a nurse. He was overjoyed and wanted to give the slender figure a huge hug.
He walked down the corridor, and a nurse announced to those outside, "Your friend has come back to life."
A familiar voice came: "To be precise, not a friend, but -120. What a pity for my little cockroach girl."
As Li Ji turned the corner, he saw a familiar figure.
A turtle with zebra stripes, a giant shrimp head with unicorn arms, a lewd wasp man, and a black, fleshy motorcycle.
He was so excited he couldn't stop smiling. He quickly opened his arms, his nose tingled, and his eyes were already brimming with tears.
"I didn't expect it to be the four of you. Sorry, I thought you guys were unreliable. Thanks a lot, my good brothers!"
The four men backed away, saying in unison with disdain, "Who the hell are you?" (End of Chapter)
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