He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 67 Lee Ki outsmarts the Rabbit Alien

Jili, the rabbit-like creature, sat on a Baroque-style European sofa, his white fur unable to conceal his thick muscles.

A pair of long ears drooped down like frost-covered eggplants.

He wore silver round handcuffs on his wrists.

A bloody hole on his left calf was still bleeding profusely, the crimson blood staining the luxurious carpet.

His sharp eyes were also crimson; he leaned back on the sofa, his eyes filled with disdain.

"You can make a judgment based on whatever evidence you have, and I won't say a word more."

Gu Yuqing stared at him seriously and said, "You are suspected of smuggling, genetic pollution, and violating primitive people. Don't you have anything to say? If you confess voluntarily, your sentence will be lighter."

Jili smiled dismissively: "I don't care. Judge according to whatever evidence you have."

Dailu whispered to Li Ji, "He's sure that the senior doesn't have much evidence, meow."

"He's not being honest, so all we know is that he had relationships with eight Earthlings, meow. Five of them were women, so the number of people charged with the crime of genetic pollution is only five, meow."

Jiri suddenly spoke up: "Little kitty, I need to correct you. According to our American terminology, they are biological women, but there are actually only 4 biological women here."

"Which one isn't a cat?"

Jili pointed to the two white women lying on one side.

"Then there are only three biological women left, meow?"

"He is also a biological woman."

Jili then pointed to the bearded man lying on the sink.

Everyone's minds are a bit confused.

"Hahaha. Don't even think about differentiating them. If even Earthlings can't understand it, let's not make it so complicated."

"So, Miss Operator, the three people involved in the genetic contamination should only be charged with the first level of crime, right? As far as I know, that's 30 years in prison."

"The crime of violating primitive people requires 20 people to be established."

"So my only crimes are illegal immigration and genetic pollution, and my total sentence is only 40 years."

"You bastard! You're fucking messing with me!"

A long string of tentacles lunged at the opponent, but was pulled back by the body.

"Dolly, calm down! We are agents, we can't assault suspects."

A contemptuous smile appeared on Jili's face. He leaned back on the sofa with an air of nonchalance, even crossing his legs.

"He's so annoying," Delulu said quietly.

Shark nodded in agreement.

Li Ji stood up: "Senior, I have something to say."

Gu Yuqing said excitedly, "You're not an operator, so it's okay for you to hit him. Or let Shark Bao come; Shark Bao is strong."

“I didn’t intend to hit anyone, and I have evidence.”

Everyone turned to look at him, their eyes filled with disbelief.

Jiri's lips were taut, and her exposed front teeth were trembling slightly.

He chuckled lightly: "Trying to trick me? You did well in Earth studies; you've even mastered this cunning skill of Earthlings."

“But I don’t think you have a way of collecting evidence against me.”

Delulu and Shark whispered to each other, "Isn't he with us every day? How could he possibly have time to gather evidence?"

“I believe in Li Ji, even though I don’t understand it either, I believe in him.”

"You really are a brainless follower of Lee Ki, meow. I think he's bluffing, so let's play along, meow."

Delulu suddenly burst into laughter: "Hahahaha, we already have evidence against you, you're going to be imprisoned for life, meow!"

Shark Baby stood on the table, hands on hips: "That's right, that's right, you're doomed!"

Their performance was so fake.

Jili, who was initially a little nervous, relaxed even more, sinking her back deeply into the sofa.

Gu Yuqing and Dolly were also a little unsure: "Do you really have evidence?"

Li Ji nodded.

He looked at his communicator.

"Billie Wilton".

Jane Ollie.

Millie Goulding.

Everyone frowned, utterly perplexed.

Jili breathed a sigh of relief, leaned back on the sofa, and gave a confident smile.

He even mocked, "What are you doing? Reading the high school roster?" Lee ignored him and continued reading, "Lila Riley."

"Olivia Quick"

"Diana Wood".

Shark and Dailu looked at each other in bewilderment: "Isn't this the person we interviewed this afternoon?"

"Stop," Jiri said in a low voice.

Li Ji still ignored him.

Kellyanne Campbell.

"Stop!"

"Bobby Ellis!"

"I told you to stop!"

Jili, enduring the pain, sprang up from her seat, ready to pounce on Li Ji.

Li Ji reacted quickly, firing an American-style Iaijutsu shot into his other calf.

Blood spurted out immediately, and he knelt down, unable to get up.

"You seem quite familiar with these names?"

"Where did you get these names from?"

Li Ji activated the holographic projection from the communicator, and a data table appeared in mid-air.

"In order to complete our course paper on family studies, we obtained statistics on single-parent families in Los Santos from City Hall."

“We created charts from this data to verify the correlation of the samples.”

"Many samples are unrelated to almost all indicators."

"In other words, the causes of these single-parent families are completely different from the normal situation, and are more likely to be caused by suspicious human intervention."

"Under normal circumstances, there will certainly be some statistical errors."

Shark and Dolly, who were standing nearby, had already fallen asleep at lightning speed.

"But these samples form a cluster geographically, which is exactly what I inferred."

"The samples are clustered geographically because individuals have limited activity ranges."

"Therefore, I can infer that you caused these samples."

"The truth will come out once we compare their genes with the remaining genome in your body."

Those who were still awake looked at him incredulously.

Delulu's pupils widened in surprise: "You really have evidence, meow?"

Gu Yuqing looked at Li Ji with admiration. He truly deserved to be the person she considered worthy of standing shoulder to shoulder with, for he had found evidence using such a clever method.

"Both the crimes of genetic pollution and invasion of primitive people will be established."

“There are elderly women over 70 years old here. Insulting an elderly woman is punishable by life imprisonment.”

Jili lowered his head and chuckled softly, "Heh, interesting."

"You actually said the old lady was interesting! Senior, shouldn't you increase the punishment for this?"

"I mean, you're interesting!"

Jili roared loudly.

"You actually have feelings for me?" Lee Ki clutched his chest in fear. "Senior, shouldn't this result in a harsher punishment?"

“Do you even understand StarCraft?!” Giribon roared in exasperation. “I mean, you’re an interesting person.”

"You actually found me using math. What's your home planet?"

"Barbaradu Star".

"No wonder, they truly are exceptionally intelligent Barbaradus. I've lost."

"So simple?"

"As Earthlings say: You have to accept the consequences of your bets. Since you embarked on this path of no return—Earth Science—you should have been prepared for a life of despair. The same goes for you guys. Hahahaha."

Jiri's face contorted with a grotesque laugh, her cracked harelips straining upwards, leaving wrinkles on her face.

"Miss Operator, does what you just said still stand? I can try to get a reduced sentence if I confess."

Gu Yuqing looked at Li Ji with admiration and nodded.

“Legally speaking, it is possible, but personally I don’t want to give you that opportunity, and I think Li Ji has already found enough evidence.”

"But I'm still willing to listen. If you can't come up with anything new, don't even think about getting your sentence reduced."

(End of this chapter)