All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger

Chapter 33 The Thousand-Year-Old Broken Shoe

Sun Xiaohong interrupted Wang Gan's thoughts and suddenly asked a question.

"Hey, you bastard, you said last time that it was petty of Bai Xiaosheng not to include women in his weapon rankings, so tell me, what female masters are on the weapon rankings?"

Wang Gan snapped out of his daze and realized that the three of them were discussing the ranking of weapons.

People in the martial arts world discuss nothing more than two things: men and women.

Men hit men, and men hit women.

Now that we've finished discussing Lin Xian'er's matter, it's time to talk about men hitting men.

Sun Xiaohong was somewhat indignant at the sight. In the martial arts world, it was always the men who fought for the top, but the women never seemed to compete.

She then recalled Wang Gan's earlier statement that the weapons ranking should not include women.

Wang Gan smiled knowingly.
"Who says women are inferior to men? Compared to men, women are inherently weaker in terms of physical strength and energy, but that doesn't mean they don't have their own advantages."

"To put it simply, isn't Lin Xian'er the number one female martial arts master in the world?"

Sun Xiaohong found it strange.

"Although Lin Xian'er is said to be the most beautiful woman in the martial arts world, her martial arts skills are mediocre. How can she be called the best in the world?"

However, the statement "Who says women are inferior to men?" caught Sun Xiaohong's eye.

Wang Gan laughed heartily.
"Who says beauty is inferior to martial arts? Lin Xian'er can control a large number of martial arts masters with her beauty and stir up the winds and clouds in the martial arts world. She is much more terrifying than ordinary martial arts!"

"You must know that the most terrifying thing in this martial arts world is not martial arts skills, but the human heart!"

Tie Chuanjia sighed.
“What Young Master said makes sense. No matter how high your martial arts skills are, you can’t resist the charm of a beautiful woman. You will be manipulated and used by others. In this respect, Lin Xian’er is indeed the number one in the world.”

The old man of the heavenly secrets nodded as well.
That's the logic, but the topic has gotten back on track.

Sun Xiaohong spat, her cheeks slightly flushed.

"Who told you to bring that up? We're discussing martial arts!"

Wang Gan straightened his expression and continued.

"Apart from Lin Xian'er, in terms of martial arts alone, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva of the Demonic Sect should be the number one female master in the world. Her body is incredibly strong, with a body made of copper and iron. Even Little Li's Flying Dagger would have difficulty breaking through her defenses."

"Overall, even if his martial arts skills are not as good as Shangguan Jin Hong's, he can still be ranked among the top three."

Wang Gan paused, a smile playing on his lips.

"Most importantly, this Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva especially enjoys keeping and playing with male concubines, while she herself is a huge mountain of flesh weighing a thousand pounds and covered in fat!"

Upon hearing this, the three men's faces showed shock and disgust.

You idiot, is your head full of filth?

Seeing the crowd's expression change, and fearing being ganged up on and beaten, Wang Gan quickly added,
"The Great Joyful Bodhisattva is said to be the number one female master in the world, but she is not the number one in the world."

"If we have to talk about who is the best in the world, and who is a woman, then it would only be the mother of the Flower-Loving Prince decades ago—the Fairy of Yunmeng."

"The Fairy of Yunmeng was not only exceptionally beautiful, no less so than Lin Xian'er now, but she was the most beautiful woman in the world at that time,"

"At the same time, his martial arts skills have reached the pinnacle. He is not only proficient in all martial arts in the world, but also created the world's number one hidden weapon, Tianshan Five-Flower Cotton, and the world's number one mind-controlling technique, 'Bewitching Mind and Dream-Inducing Great Art'."

"He can be called a grandmaster of martial arts."

Wang Gan then sighed again.
"Unfortunately"

Sun Xiaohong was already captivated by the image of the outstanding woman described by Wang Gan, and couldn't help but ask further questions.

"What's a pity?"

Wang Gan shrugged. "It's a pity that Fairy Yunmeng only held the title of the world's number one for a short time. Later, she was surpassed by her husband, 'Happy King' Chai Yuguan, and the world's number one swordsman, 'Shen Lang'."

Sun Xiaohong pouted.
"Those Chai Yuguan and Shen Lang are really wicked!"

"Just as bad as you!"

Wang Gan was speechless.
Can I get shot at?

The old man of the heavenly secrets looked at Wang Gan with a strange gaze.

"These are all secrets of the martial arts world from decades ago. Young Master Wang knows them, so it seems you are indeed of extraordinary origin."

"Speaking of which, this reminds me of something. Yunmeng Fairy's son, Wang Lianhua, inherited Yunmeng Fairy's martial arts and also reached the level of mastering all martial arts in the world."

"If I'm not mistaken, Young Master Wang's martial arts skills must have been inherited from Young Master Lianhua."

Wang Gan remained noncommittal; having studied the *Lianhua Baojian*, he felt there was nothing wrong with what he said.

"It's a pity that Young Master Lianhua's martial arts skills are limited by the word 'miscellaneous,' making it difficult for him to break through the insurmountable barrier."

"He was repeatedly defeated by Shen Lang."

The old man of celestial secrets sighed.

In his view, Wang Gan was the same kind of person: exceptionally talented and intelligent, but with too many distracting thoughts and a tendency to be easily distracted.

However, the old man of the heavens was wrong; Wang Gan was not exceptionally talented, but rather a complete fraud.

"Grandpa, this guy is already bad enough. If we let him become invincible in martial arts, wouldn't he cause even more chaos in the martial arts world?"

Sun Xiaohong sounded relieved.
The Old Man of Heavenly Secrets also thought it made sense.

Wang Gan is so wicked and cunning that he can even come up with the idea of ​​writing a book about a super imperial uncle to tarnish people's reputations. If no one can control him with martial arts skills, the world will probably be in chaos.

As the news of Li Xunhuan's less-than-ideal performance in the imperial examinations gained traction,

Soon, the news reached Lin Xian'er's ears.

Lin Xian'er had no choice but to know, because the entire martial arts world was talking about her.

Lin Xian'er held the book that was "famous throughout the martial arts world," a book in which she was the main character, and her face was more ashen than ever before.
It's so ugly that even her beautiful face looks bad.

Patches of blue, purple, red, and white, as if paint had exploded on his face.

It even carried a hint of despair in its blackness.

The moment Lin Xian'er saw the book, she knew she was doomed.

Not only was the Plum Blossom Thieves organization destroyed, but Lin Xian'er's reputation was also ruined. From then on, she would not only be the most beautiful woman in the world, but also the most wanton woman in the world.

Although she already was.

But some things are completely different when they are exposed or not.

Even if it was sewn up later and was fake, it's still much better than having everyone openly know that it's been exposed!
Lin Xian'er was filled with despair and fear.
She hadn't expected Wang Gan's retaliation to come so swiftly and fiercely, and to hit her right where it hurt.

The scenario she feared most had come to pass. It wasn't that she had become a harlot or the mastermind behind the scenes, but that she, Lin Xian'er, had lost all value!
Lin Xian'er knew men's nature well. As long as she maintained the illusion of purity and innocence, even if it was a self-deceptive illusion, those men would continue to deceive themselves and give everything for her.

But things are different now. This book has been circulated, and Lin Xian'er's true nature has been exposed. No man can deceive himself amidst the doubts of the entire martial arts world and lose face.

After that, perhaps every man in the martial arts world would want to sleep with Lin Xian'er, but no one would want to pay any other price.

As the saying goes, the sole of a thousand-year-old worn-out shoe has been turned over, and people are probably curious to see just how worn out it really is.
But I would never wear them on my feet.

(End of this chapter)