All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger

Chapter 58 The Tragedy Caused by Writing a Book

The fat on her body, layer upon layer, formed rolling hills and valleys.
To be precise, this person is a mountain of fat!
Besides the Bodhisattva of Great Joy, there were five or six men in the carriage, fawning over and serving the woman in front of them.

They might be massaging their legs or holding food.

These men, by all accounts, were quite strong and looked like martial artists skilled in martial arts. However, in front of this mountain of flesh, they appeared as small, thin monkeys climbing a mountain.

Upon seeing this, Wang Gan suddenly felt an extreme ache in his teeth and his stomach churned.

Although he was mentally prepared, the extreme visual impact of the obesity still made his sanity plummet.

In his previous life, he had heard that someone had calculated that the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva in the original work could weigh 7.2 tons.

Now that Wang Gan has met the real person, saying that 7.2 tons might be an exaggeration, but the weight of the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva is definitely calculated in tons!

"You're Wang Gan?!"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva squinted her eyes.

To be precise, she could only squint, because the fat around her eyes had long since squeezed them so much that they were no longer visible.

"His appearance is just so-so, far from the handsome Pan An you described in your book."

"He's not even as good-looking as the handsome man on the book cover."

Wang Gan frowned. What did that mean?
Everyone in the martial arts world knows that Li Xunhuan is my half-brother, and he looks exactly like me!
"In the book?!"

"You've even read my books!?"

Wang Gan had a bad feeling.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva smiled and said,

"Not bad, your writing is good."

"I used to think that all men in the world had no taste and liked women like Lin Xian'er who were skinny and bony!"

"But I never expected that only you would reject Lin Xian'er!"

"Hahahaha! I knew it then and there that you, Wuchangshou, were the man who truly knew his stuff!"

"I bet you'd prefer a voluptuous beauty like me!"

What a gorgeous, voluptuous woman!
Wang Gan took a deep breath and resisted the urge to slap himself.

For the first time, he regretted that he had gone too far in exaggerating his claims in the book.

The boast he made backfired and hit him!

"Is it too late for me to say that I actually still prefer Lin Xian'er's type?"

Wang Gan regretted it; he shouldn't have been so stubborn back then.
Why not just admit that you slept with Lin Xian'er for a month and only left when you were broke?

At least today I don't have to face such a disgusting fat pig.

"What do you think?!"

"Come here, little one!"

"You can't escape, so I won't have to take action myself!"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva wore a wicked smile, her fat jiggling terribly.

The men she sets her sights on never get away.

Although Wang Gan was not quite what she had expected, with the added advantage of his identity as Wuchang Shou, he was still able to eat, so it wasn't a wasted trip for her!
After she finished eating Wang Gan's food, she went to find Li Xunhuan on the book cover!

Wang Gan, of course, had no intention of giving up the fight.

Wang Gan originally thought of himself as a coward with all sorts of vices and a weak will.
Until he saw the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, Wang Gan felt that he suddenly possessed an iron will, and would rather die than submit! He was only grateful for one thing now.

"Thank goodness."

Wang Gan patted his chest with a look of relief.

"Fortunately what?"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment.
"Luckily I didn't eat much just now, otherwise... I would definitely be throwing up by now."

Wang Gan pointed to Sun Xiaohong beside him.
Because of the Five Poison Boy, Sun Xiaohong hadn't eaten for a day and a night. She had eaten quite a lot of food, but now that she saw the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, she couldn't hold back and vomited it all up.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva realized that this was an insult, implying that she was disgusting!
"You're asking for it!"

When the Great Joyful Bodhisattva got angry, all the fat on her body began to tremble, as if a mountain of flesh was collapsing, which was even more terrifying.

"I'm going to sit on you until you die!"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva, her voice filled with chilling murderous intent, spoke sharply.
call out!
Suddenly, a flash of silver light appeared!
The silver light that exploded from Wang Gan's hand was actually a throwing knife!
The throwing knife was extremely swift, though not as unpredictable as Little Li's Flying Knife, but it carried an unstoppable and lightning-fast momentum, and its strength was even greater!

The knife was powerful and heavy, piercing straight into the thick neck of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva!
"Do you think you're Li Xunhuan, the Flying Dagger?!"

"You want to kill me with a throwing knife?"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva opened her blood-red maw and smiled triumphantly.
The cut was painless to her; the blade was stuck in her fat, unable to go any further.

"Well, as Li Xunhuan's half-brother, it's perfectly reasonable for me to carry some throwing knives with me."

Wang Gan was a little embarrassed; actually, he had been aiming for the eyes.

He wanted to emulate Li Xunhuan in the original novel and blind the Great Joyful Bodhisattva.

Unless you're Ke Zhen'e, who still has sense even after losing his eyes, being blind is generally much easier to deal with.

But now it seems that everyone has their own expertise, and not everyone can learn the Little Li Flying Dagger.

"Even Li Xunhuan's flying dagger couldn't pierce through my fat body!"

"Now you know the advantages of my body, right?"

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva laughed as she spoke, pulling the throwing knife directly from the fat on her neck, putting it in her mouth, and crunching it into iron filings before swallowing it.

The Iron-Chewing Technique!

One of the secret techniques of the Demonic Cult, when mastered, can even digest refined iron and turn it into its own nutrition. This is also the reason why the Great Joyful Bodhisattva can eat so much and still have such strong martial arts skills.

boom!
Just as Wang Gan had said, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva's lightness skill was no less than that of any other master of lightness skill in the world.
She was like a giant balloon, launched out and rushed straight towards Wang Gan!

The wave of flesh that rushed towards us was extremely terrifying, like a building collapsing suddenly, squeezing out all the surrounding air!
Wang Gan's expression remained stern; he neither dodged nor retreated.

The internal energy materialized, and a pair of fists radiating golden energy, like two dragons emerging from the sea, struck the large belly of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva!
boom!
The ground cracked like a spider web, and the collision between the two was like a thunderous bell or a meteorite impact. The entire forest shook violently several times.

After a standoff of two or three breaths, there was a loud bang!
Wang Gan's figure retreated rapidly, and he was thrown several feet away. He flew in the air for a long time before slowly landing.

Wang Gan took a deep breath and circulated his internal energy to suppress the surging blood pressure within his body, thinking to himself that it was abnormal.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva's strength is beyond human capabilities!

He possessed profound martial arts skills and unparalleled internal strength, confident that he could defeat any master in the world in a head-on confrontation.

However, faced with physical attacks from waves of flesh weighing thousands of kilograms, plus mental attacks, they were still far from being able to withstand them and could only barely hold on.

　This is outrageous! I forgot to say something witty yesterday, and I don't even have a single month's vote?! There were so many people yesterday, Tiger is practically begging for monthly votes today.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)