All the heavens, starting with Little Li Flying Dagger

Chapter 61: Advance and Retreat with Ease
Xie Tianling sighed.
"Indeed, after the Great Joyful Bodhisattva took me in, she was very fond of me because of my sharp swordsmanship and outstanding handsomeness. That very night, she couldn't wait to take advantage of me."

"Fortunately, as a man, I still have some means of self-defense in this dangerous world."

Wang Gan looked puzzled upon hearing this.
"A man? For self-defense?"

Xie Tianling sighed again.

"I secretly took some laxatives to pretend I had an upset stomach, and then I acted more attentive to her, so she didn't suspect me for the time being."

Wang Gan was somewhat puzzled.

"She let you off the hook just because you had diarrhea?"

"Is the Great Joyful Bodhisattva really that good?"

Judging from how eager Wang Gan was when he saw the Great Joyful Bodhisattva, he wouldn't let go of the man he had his eye on so easily.

"That's right. It's just that I took too much laxative and pooped on the bed."

Xie Tianling spoke calmly, as if he wasn't the one pulling the bed.

hiss.
Upon encountering Xie Tianling, Wang Gan actually gasped three times in a row!
I almost froze to death!

Wang Gan's gaze towards Xie Tianling changed, becoming strangely different, and tinged with a hint of admiration.

What surprised Wang Gan was not that Xie Tianling used this method to resist the overwhelming pressure from the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva.

If he were in that situation, he might also choose to remain unyielding.

Instead, she was surprised that after the boy used such methods, the Great Joyful Bodhisattva did not fly into a rage and sit on him until he died!

Wang Gan didn't think that the Great Joyful Bodhisattva was a good-tempered woman. On the contrary, if he displeased her, he would definitely suffer a terrible fate!

Otherwise, not all of the disciples around the Bodhisattva of Great Joy would have betrayed her.

"You're quite the flatterer, aren't you!"

Wang Gan glanced at Xie Tianling's mouth, his eyes holding a meaningful look.

He misjudged him. This guy wasn't just being stubborn; he could be both stubborn and soft-spoken, a style of his own!

It takes real skill to be able to lick a furious, overjoyed woman so comfortably after pulling her onto the bed.

"Luck. It's all luck."

"If it weren't for Master Wang's help, I would definitely not have escaped this calamity today."

Xie Tianling gave an awkward smile and politely declined twice.
He wouldn't have revealed his hand if this guy hadn't kept asking him about such a painful past.

Suddenly, Wang Gan's gaze towards Xie Tianling turned dangerous.

This kid is ruthless, flexible, cunning, and shameless. He can talk about things like taking things to bed without batting an eye.

To be able to preserve one's virginity even in the hands of the Great Joyful Bodhisattva is truly a genius of the martial arts world!
Judging from how disgusting he was just now, this guy is quite vengeful.

If placed in the world of Gu Long's martial arts novels, Gao Di would be a hidden boss.

No, this child must not be allowed to live!
Wang Gan would not tolerate anyone in the martial arts world more cunning than himself!
Sensing the murderous intent in Wang Gan's gaze, Xie Tianling knew something was wrong.

I had long heard that the eyes of the Impermanent Hand were smaller than the eye of a pin, and that their methods were extremely insidious. Today, I have seen that this is indeed true!
Even the Great Joyful Female Bodhisattva was killed by him!

He had just escaped from the Bodhisattva of Great Joy and was in a good mood. He became a little carried away and inadvertently exposed himself.

Thinking of this, Xie Tianling gritted her teeth and quietly took a step forward.

Wang Gan was thinking of a pretext to kill this kid.

Why not just let him suffer the same fate as the other male concubines, being stabbed eighteen times in the back and forced to commit suicide?

Before Wang Gan could make a move, Xie Tianling stepped forward, slipped her sleeve, and suddenly Wang Gan had some weight in his hand.

This set of movements was fluid and skillful.

"Trying to bribe me?" Wang Gan grinned. What a coincidence!

Who doesn't know my reputation as an incorruptible and honest man in the martial arts world? Bribing me? Well, I've caught you red-handed!

Wang Gan took out what he was holding and saw that it was a secret manual.

The Demonic Cult's Secret Technique - The Iron-Chewing Method
"You've got a good eye for people, kid!"

Wang Gan smiled.

He changed his mind. Xie Tianling was a real talent – ​​he managed to remain a virgin under the Great Joyful Bodhisattva's protection and even stole her martial arts manual!

He, Wang Gan, values ​​talent the most!
"Not at all. Master Wang is far more handsome and righteous."

"If it weren't for Hero Wang's chivalrous intervention, I would still be trembling with fear under the Great Joyful Bodhisattva's hand!"

"It's just a small token of my appreciation!"

"The main problem is that the martial arts of this demonic sect are extremely dangerous. I think my understanding is too limited and I definitely won't be able to understand them."

"It would be best to let a righteous hero like you, Master Wang, personally criticize it, so as to prevent it from leaking out and harming the martial arts world!"

Xie Tianling wore a fawning smile.

"Not bad, not bad. This demonic sect's martial arts are extremely evil, it's better if I, the great hero, destroy them myself."

Wang Gan put away the manual with satisfaction, looking at Xie Tianling with admiration in his eyes.

Xie Tianling is truly capable; he can make even a simple gift bring joy to someone. No wonder he can handle the Great Joyful Bodhisattva.

In his previous life, this kid would have been considered to be of a certain rank.

"I think you're quite good-looking, only slightly inferior to this great hero. You also have a pleasant voice; you're a talent worth cultivating!"

"How about this, I'll give you a chance to stay by my side and constantly admire my wisdom and personal charm?"

Wang Gan patted Xie Tianling's shoulder, making it ache, his eyes revealing a hint of danger.

After much deliberation, Wang Gan decided to keep a backup plan.
This kid is flexible and holds grudges. If he becomes an enemy, he'll have to sleep with his eyes open.

Therefore, Wang Gan decided to keep this guy by his side for further observation.

Upon hearing this, Xie Tianling felt a pang of pain in his teeth and cursed inwardly.

Damn it, we've just escaped one danger only to fall into another!

This bastard doesn't seem any easier to serve than the Great Joyful Bodhisattva!
Plop!
Xie Tianling immediately prostrated himself on the ground and knelt down!

"To be honest, I have spent half my life wandering, only regretting that I have not met a wise ruler. If you will not abandon me..."

"Wait! Stop!"

Wang Gan waved his hand, his gaze toward Xie Tianling growing increasingly hostile.

I kindly took you in, and you're trying to ruin me!

Seeing Wang Gan's unfriendly expression, Xie Tianling immediately changed her tune.
"If you, Master Wang, would not mind, how about I serve as your humble sword-wielding attendant?"

"Even if I do nothing all day but listen to you speak, watch you practice martial arts, and observe how you uphold justice in the martial arts world, my life will be complete!"

Wang Gan's expression was strange.

You think you can just walk away and back as you please?

Wang Gan took a deep breath, but those words did indeed sound comforting.

No wonder everyone wants to be a leader!
Thinking about it this way, Wang Gan began to have some approval for Xie Tianling.
It is said that most masters in the martial arts world have subordinates, otherwise it would be a bit beneath their dignity to always do the work themselves.

Li Xunhuan has the Iron Armor, Shangguan Jin Hong has Jing Wuming, and it's quite reasonable that Wuchang Shou has a sword-wielding attendant.

(End of this chapter)