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Chapter 72, Delivering Fish, Doctor Hua Goes Numb (Please Subscribe)
Zhang Xian was driving his Yangwang U9 today and parked it in a roadside parking space.

"Old Hua, could you help me lift this fish box?"

Zhang Xian didn't hold back in directing Hua Zixian. Hua Zixian was going to learn fishing techniques from him, so he was practically a student, if not an apprentice. It wasn't unreasonable for him to help out.

Besides, this old man with brown hair looks very healthy, so moving a few things won't be a problem for him.

"Do you even understand what it means to respect the elderly and care for the young?"

"Also, you're old enough to be my grandson, so calling you Old Hua is more appropriate!"

Hua Zixian grumbled under his breath, but still helped move the fish box. In fact, he had gotten used to assisting Zhang Xian. Zhang Xian had been fishing all afternoon, and he had been helping to net the fish with the landing net, just like the assistant of those popular fishing bloggers.

After moving both fish boxes to the roadside, a problem arose. The U9's storage space was limited. It would be fine if it was just Zhang Xian alone, but now that he had to bring Hua Zixian along, the fish boxes were not big enough.

Hmm, it seems we still need a dedicated fishing vehicle.

Although the car was flashy, it wasn't practical. Zhang Xian thought of the Yangwang U8 that was on display in the showroom when he went to buy the Yangwang U9. It was said that the car had a wading mode, a high chassis, and a large space, making it more suitable for fishing.

"What is this thing? It's all so flashy!"

After seeing the Yangwang U9, Hua Zixian gave his evaluation. However, he was somewhat surprised that the young fisherman he met by the river was quite wealthy. Although he did not recognize the Yangwang U9, he knew that such a flashy car must not be cheap.

However, Hua Zixian has seen far too many wealthy people, not to mention those who drive sports cars, he has seen plenty of those who own private jets, so he was only slightly surprised.

Zhang Xian stuffed one fish box into the trunk, while Hua Zixian, who was sitting in the passenger seat, carried the other fish box. They drove to the entrance of Taihe Garden.

"Handsome guy, over here!"

Before arriving, Zhang Xian sent a message to the woman he had added on WeChat. She was quite kind and even went out of her way to save him a parking space.

Although Zhang Xian did not condone this kind of behavior of reserving parking spaces by hand, he couldn't refuse the older sister's kind offer.

"Wow, that car is so cool!"

The woman who was reserving the parking space looked to be in her early thirties. She was of above-average looks and figure. Today, she was wearing a deep red bodycon skirt, classic black stockings, and black high heels. She was quite a sight to behold standing on the roadside.

"Yeah, I think this car is really cool too!"

Zhang Xian casually agreed, then took the fish box out of the trunk and put it on the side of the road.

"Old Hua, put your box here too!"

Zhang Xian waved to Hua Zixian again, and then put up the sign that read "Instructions for Veteran Actors on How to Handle Fish".

When Hua Zixian saw that sign, he was completely stunned.

Wearing black stockings and a fishtail collar!
This young man really knows how to have fun, but he immediately remembered the video shared in the fishing group a few days ago. In that video, someone was distributing fish, and everyone who received the fish had to wear black stockings!
Wow, so it was you all along!

Hua Zixian subconsciously glanced at Zhang Xian. The young man handing out fish in the video was blurred out, but his figure matched.

No doubt about it, this is the real deal!

So it's probably true that he gets a lot of fish every day, otherwise how could he possibly catch so many fish!

"Young man, you're here again. Could you perhaps be a little more lenient on the age requirement?"

Just as Zhang Xian finished setting up his fish delivery stall, the woman selling grilled sausages came over with a grin. Looking at the two boxes of large fish, she was genuinely envious, only regretting that she was too old, exceeding the age range Zhang Xian had set. "Sister, if there are any left, I'll give you one."

Zhang Xian gave a perfunctory reply: "Rules can't be changed so easily. If this door is opened, the people queuing up from now on will definitely be middle-aged women."

Hearing him say that, the woman selling sausages knew it was hopeless. Every time people came to collect their fish, there was a long line, so how could there be any left over?

"Young man, I'm not trying to be mean, but you haven't learned any of the traditional Chinese virtues. Don't you understand respecting the elderly and caring for the young? I'm this old, is it too much to ask you for a fish?"

When she couldn't get the fish, the sausage vendor resorted to moral blackmail.

"Auntie, this fish belongs to someone else. They can give it to whomever they want. You're just using this to morally blackmail them!"

Before Zhang Xian could even speak, Sister Lingyu immediately retorted.

Meanwhile, several neighbors who had been notified by Sister Lingyu had arrived and chimed in with their own words.

The woman selling grilled sausages was outnumbered and forced to retreat.

"Old Hua, catch a big fish for Sister Li."

Zhang Xian chuckled and gestured towards Hua Zixian, who was experiencing this for the first time and was currently enjoying the show.

Upon hearing Zhang Xian's words, he immediately bent down and scooped out a large fish weighing eight or nine pounds from the fish box, giving it to He Li, who had helped him reserve the parking space.

"Miss, does this young man often come to deliver fish?"

As he handed the fish over, Hua Zixian couldn't help but ask another question.

"Yeah, I come here often. We're pretty familiar with each other!"

"He got free fish as soon as he arrived!"

He Li responded with a smile, saying that for her and the other women who came to collect the fish, collecting the fish was not the main purpose; most of them didn't care about the money for the fish.

The main thing is the "ritual" of receiving the fish, and Zhang Xian's "rating"!
After receiving fish twice, everyone figured out the unspoken rule Zhang Xian gave out fish: the prettier you dressed, the bigger the fish you would receive.

Therefore, this is no longer a simple matter of getting a fish; it's a competition where young women and housewives compete to show off their skills. Whoever gets the biggest fish and posts it in the residents' group chat is incredibly proud.

After hearing He Li's answer, Hua Zixian became even more certain that Zhang Xian was indeed getting a lot of fish every day. It seemed that he really had the skills, otherwise it would be impossible for him to get a lot of fish every day.

Indeed, every profession can produce an expert!
I need to learn how to fish!
Hua Zixian silently sighed in her heart, and with no other thoughts in mind, she helped Zhang Xian deliver the fish.

Perhaps because they saw Zhang Xian's U9, the girls who came to collect their fish today were exceptionally enthusiastic, asking him for his WeChat much more frequently than before.

Thus, another unspoken rule was added to the fish-catching process: only good-looking people could add Zhang Xian on WeChat.

If he thinks someone is good-looking and has a good physique, Zhang Xian will quietly show his WeChat QR code; if he doesn't think someone is good-looking or has a good physique, he will simply say "Next."

This blatant discrimination naturally made some women feel defensive, but given that Zhang Xian was driving a cool sports car, they didn't react excessively. Instead, they were thinking about how to dress even more daringly next time.

But if you're a poor loser, I'll definitely criticize you mercilessly and then write a long essay on Little Black Book.

But if you're a rich person driving a cool sports car, then I'll have to admire you!

(End of this chapter)