I summoned the Fourth Scourge in Warhammer
Chapter 109 The honest and simple-minded green-skinned man was deceived by a shameless shrimp mixed
Chapter 109 The honest and simple-minded green-skinned man was deceived by a shameless shrimp mixed in.
Just as dozens of green locomotives rushed into the first trench, and the drivers were still excitedly shouting for their successful breakthrough, the earth roared angrily.
Boom - boom -! ! !
The series of violent explosions sent the entire trench, along with the green locomotive inside, flying into the air. Flames and thick smoke rose from the ground, and scorching metal fragments and the severed limbs of the green locomotives scattered like rain.
The original position had been completely destroyed, and many anxious players had even considered committing suicide to respawn and return to their positions. But after witnessing such a spectacular and sudden scene, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then a commotion erupted.
"Holy crap?! There were explosives in the trenches we've been in?"
"I suddenly felt a chill under my butt..."
"Wow, that's awesome! You can actually do that?!"
Behind them, Red Eyes, having witnessed his meticulously organized motorcycle assault team vanish in an instant, was so enraged that its massive metal jaws contorted. It bared its teeth and roared, "These damned shrimps! So cunning! They actually planted explosives under their own backsides to try and blow me up!"
"Boss, this plan failed. What should we do next?" A young man next to him scratched his head and asked cautiously.
"Keep charging, you lads!" Two streams of scorching air spewed from his red-eyed nostrils. "Charge! Kill them all!"
By this point, Red-Eye had come to a realization. Since he couldn't outsmart these resourceful shrimps with his cunning, he'd resort to the oldest and most effective method used by the Greenskins—a brutal, head-on chop!
After killing off his own men in ten or fifteen days, he'd just go and capture another batch from somewhere else. There's no shortage of those green-skinned kids in the entire universe.
Unfortunately, the bloody melee that Red Eyes had imagined, lasting for ten days to half a month, did not happen.
An hour later, a sudden change occurred.
A sharp engine roar echoed from the horizon as a Valkyrie transport plane, adorned with the Imperial Skyhawk insignia, swooped down at breakneck speed. Pulse laser cannons mounted under its wings locked onto the largest and most conspicuous target on the battlefield—the war leader, Red Eyes!
A scorching beam of energy arrived in an instant!
Red-Eyed's combat instincts were incredibly sharp; the instant it was locked on, it darted to the side. The laser beam grazed its body, precisely striking the green-skinned lads behind it. Those unfortunate souls didn't even have time to scream before they were reduced to charred remains in the intense heat.
The Valkyrie missed her first attack, immediately adjusted her posture, aimed the nose of her plane at the red-eyed man, and relentlessly pursued him.
Thus, a comical scene unfolded on the battlefield: the massive war boss, Red Eyes, fled frantically ahead, while the Valkyrie transport plane relentlessly pursued, occasionally firing a pulse laser. Along the way, Red Eyes remained unscathed, while his minions suffered greatly, either charred to death by the lasers or knocked away by their panicked leader, unable to rise again.
The greenskins weren't stupid. They loved to fight, but that didn't mean they wanted to die such a pathetic death. So, all the greenskins very tacitly moved away from their leader's escape route, creating a huge buffer zone in the middle of the chaotic battlefield.
Finally, after a chase that lasted for more than ten minutes, the pulse laser cannon under the Valkyrie's wings seemed to have run out of energy and stopped firing.
The transport plane began adjusting its thrust vectoring nozzles, transitioning from high-speed flight to a hovering state, and slowly opened its side hatch. Noticing this, Red Eyes naturally stopped its escape and turned to face the threat from the sky.
Several Imperial paratroopers, clad in heavy armor and wielding Hellfire Guns, leaped out of the hatch and landed precisely in front of Red Eye using gravity parachutes.
Red-eyed glare at the newly arrived, well-equipped shrimps, and roared deafeningly, "So, you shrimps want to challenge me?!"
"Don't misunderstand," most of the paratroopers ignored it and rushed straight towards the other green-skinned creatures around them. Only one player, who seemed to be the captain, turned around and replied, "It's not us who are going to deal with you."
"Who is that?" Red Eyes asked in confusion.
"Hahahahahaha..."
As soon as Red Eyes finished speaking, an extremely arrogant laugh came from the Valkyrie, which was amplified to a huge volume and echoed throughout the entire battlefield.
"Since you asked sincerely!"
Two figures, taller and more robust than paratroopers, leaped off the Valkyrie and crashed onto the sand with two loud thuds, like meteorites.
"Then I will tell you with great mercy!"
After landing, the two expertly struck an extremely embarrassing pose. "To prevent the world from being destroyed!"
"To maintain world peace!"
"An evil that embodies love and truth... no, I mean a trio filled with love and justice!"
"Although it's just the two of us now, the battle leader hasn't woken up yet..."
"Let's talk about this later!"
[Playful but Noob] suddenly swung his arm, pointing at the bewildered red-eyed man: "I am [Playful but Noob]!"
[Cai Hai Ai Wan] then struck another pose: "I am [Cai Hai Ai Wan]!"
Two Space Marines descended from the sky and performed a complete Team Rocket dialogue and pose, a full minute and a half had passed. The entire battlefield, players and Orks alike, stood frozen in place, as if struck by lightning. For a moment, the scene was so silent that only a few crows flew by and cawed.
The paratrooper captain, not far away, took a deep breath and covered his face with his hands.
"At first, I was quite excited when I heard that I could go on field missions with Space Marines..."
"I just feel ashamed now..."
"No wonder the paratrooper squads that went into battle with them kept changing..."
"Hey! You green-skinned guys over there! We don't know them! We just happened to be on a field mission together!"
"Brother," [Cai Hai Ai Wan] whispered to his brother beside him from the ground, "it seems they're already trying to cut us off."
“Ignore them,” [Playful but Incompetent] whispered back, “They’re just jealous, jealous of our Space Marines’ lofty status that transcends mortals.”
Red Eyes stood there for a full half minute before it roughly understood the situation. It asked in a muffled voice, "So, the ones challenging me... are you two weird-looking shrimps?"
"Challenge?" [Playful but Noob] split the word "challenge" into two words, adding a question mark after each. Then, he raised his right hand and pretended to press the combat power detector on his right eye. "Hehehe~ You think you can beat a weakling with a combat power of only 80?"
"Bro, our normal fighting strength is only around 20, right?" [Cai Hai Ai Wan] mercilessly exposed.
"Shut up!" [Playful but Incompetent] scolded, "You little brother, why do you always boost others' morale while diminishing your own? Watch how your older brother destroys this little alien!"
Having said that, [Playful but Incompetent] took a deep breath, assumed a proper fighting stance, and charged towards Red Eyes, shouting, "Wolf Fang - Wind Fist!"
Upon hearing the name of the move and considering the opponent's charging stance, Red-Eye instinctively raised its massive arm to protect its upper body and head. Then... [Playful but Incompetent] delivered a powerful kick, striking its unsuspecting abdomen.
The paratroopers in the distance were even more annoyed by this.
"It's even more embarrassing to shout out the names of moves while fighting..."
"Why did he shout 'fist' but actually kick?"
"The honest and simple-minded green-skinned boss was deceived by the cunning and shameless shrimp canner..."
"You mortals, why are you always siding with the aliens!" On the ground, [Playful and Incompetent], who had landed a successful blow, turned around and roared angrily, "And have you even watched Dragon Ball?! When Yamcha first used the Wolf Fang Fist, his starting stance was a kick, okay?!"
(End of this chapter)
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