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Chapter 149 The Miserable Prince, Rushed to the Hospital Overnight! [Seeking Monthly Tickets and Recommendations]

"What else could it be? My old ailment has flared up again! It's so painful I can't get out of bed! Mr. Zhang, aren't you a traditional Chinese medicine doctor? Please quickly prescribe a remedy to cure me completely!!!"

Under the five-star red flag, Prince Guan Suo was lying on the bed, tightly hugging a pillow.

He looked like he was about to burst into tears.

It really hurts, after all.

"No big deal! As the saying goes, hemorrhoids are a serious problem, and surgical removal is the only way to cure them permanently. I'll call 120 for you right away!"

I almost forgot, Prince Guan Suo is a young man with hemorrhoids.

I don't know how hemorrhoids are developing now, but in the past, hemorrhoids would basically not show a yellow warning sign.

After all, if hemorrhoids could be marked with a yellow sign, then when you go out, especially in big cities, what you'll see isn't a green sign, but a yellowish-brown one.

So, it seems that Prince Beller will really have to cut his losses this time.

After all, seeing the other person in so much pain is a classic case of hemorrhoids.

"Get out, get out! Our bodies, hair, and skin are given to us by our parents; we dare not damage them. This is the beginning of filial piety. So how could someone as filial as me—"

"Then why didn't you keep your braid and instead got circumcised?"

Before the prince could finish his boastful rant, Zhang Lingchuan immediately retorted.

"Holy shit! Holy shit!! Old Zhang! Ouch! You wait, the day our Manchu people are revived, I will personally go to the market and behead you in five minutes! No! Ten minutes!!!"

In an instant, Comrade Guan Suo was so angry his butt hurt!
That's outrageous! At this moment when I'm radiating filial piety and righteousness, the other party actually splashes ink on me!
"Give me a break! What chance do you, a Manchu under the Five-Starred Red Flag, have of a true revival?"

Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.

This scene before my eyes is a typical day during my five years of university life, and I was often the subject of various criticisms.

Zhang Lingchuan has already become quite skilled at it.

"Damn it, I'm so angry! Okay, okay, let's not talk about this anymore! Mr. Zhang! Can you give me some medicine? I don't know if I'm cursed, it really hurts like hell!!!"

Guan Suo, clutching his backside, said to Zhang Lingchuan.

"Get out of here!!"

It's impossible to add medicine.

In this day and age, who would dare to put medicine in their buddy's ass? If the guy next door accidentally opens the door and his phone snaps a picture, the news could instantly spread throughout all seven campuses of the university.

This is no longer a pure era.

"Holy crap! Mr. Zhang! This really hurts! I just had hotpot with my junior yesterday, how did I end up like this?! Seriously, you know Traditional Chinese Medicine and you're so good at it, you've been hiding it for ages! Are you even a buddy?! Hurry up and take a look at me! I'll take you to experience the unique Northeastern bath culture!!"

Comrade Guan Suo looked deeply wounded.

As a second-generation rich kid who doesn't squander his money, one of the things he enjoys most is experiencing the unique bathing culture of Northeast China.

After all, it doesn't cost much and it's quite comfortable.

In any case, Zhang Lingchuan never went there even once.

First and foremost, I was busy with my studies.

After all, there was no system back then, and being number one every year was something I earned through sheer hard work.

We're really broke here; we can't even afford a few hundred yuan. We can't always let others treat us.

Even though others might not care about the amount of money, it's still better to have some boundaries.

"Stop staring, I'll help you up or call an ambulance to take you to the emergency room at the affiliated hospital."

The Chunping branch of the Affiliated Hospital of Jilin University is conveniently located right at the school gate.

"Holy crap? Is this that exciting?!"

Upon hearing the words "ga diao," Comrade Guan Suo felt a sudden tightness in his anus.

To be honest, he also wanted to have it done, because it was just too damn painful.

But he was truly heartbroken when he had surgery on his chrysanthemum.

"Lift or support???"

Zhang Lingchuan looked at Comrade Guan Suo.

[Ding! System-assisted scanning is in progress, indicating the host is currently undergoing a medical consultation...]

[Accurate detection... 2 tests remaining.]

[Routine testing...0 tests remaining for the day.]

[Initiating precise detection, please wait...]

System scan complete.

Patient Name: Guan Suo.

[Patient's gender: Male.]

[Patient's age: 25 years old.]

[Patient's condition: Severe anal pain triggering systemic pain.]

[Patient Diagnosis: Hemorrhoids, not life-threatening.]

[System notification: The patient's hemorrhoids have been prolapsed for too long and have become incarcerated due to failure to be promptly reduced. The prolonged lack of relief has led to soft tissue necrosis and infection, causing the current severe and unbearable pain. It is recommended that the patient be taken to the hospital for hemorrhoid surgery and to maintain a bland diet, avoiding spicy and irritating foods.]

After all, he's a good friend. The other person had a yellow tag above his head, and since he had two more precise scans left, he decided to take him along to check if he had any other illnesses.

The scan revealed that Comrade Guan Suo did indeed have a yellow label on his head due to hemorrhoids.

However, the other person should also go to the hospital for treatment of hemorrhoids.

After all, they had all become embedded and necrotic.

No wonder it hurts so much.

"Damn it! Get me out of here! If the girls find out I had to be carried out in an ambulance because of hemorrhoids, how am I supposed to face them after this?!"

Comrade Guan Suo took a deep breath and got up in a push-up motion.

Then he carefully climbed down from the top bunk.

The dormitories at the research institute are quite nice, double rooms.

The other person is on the left side when you enter, while Zhang Lingchuan is on the right side.

Well, Comrade Guan Suo himself has a good learning ability.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be possible to have a bachelor's and master's degree in such a large scale.

The only exception is this guy, who lives a relatively carefree life, still claims to be single, enjoys joining clubs and societies, and has decent looks with a perm, so he spends his days having a lot of fun.

After all, he came from a wealthy family and didn't need to worry about finding a job. His family owned a company, and he studied veterinary public health and prevention. After graduation, his job was related to his family's company.

To be honest, if Zhang Lingchuan had that kind of family background, why would he bother studying so hard?

Lie down properly!

"Okay, I'll put my things away first."

Zhang Lingchuan put his things on the bed as he spoke.

"Speaking of which, Lao Zhang, you're really unfair! If a female student hadn't asked for your contact information yesterday, I wouldn't have known you were so sassy—not only are you a great surgeon, but you also know traditional Chinese medicine!!!"

Comrade Guan Su was wearing a light blue short-sleeved shirt with an overcoat. The daytime in the spring market on September 1st was fine, but the nights were quite cold.

After finishing everything, he said this in a rather irritable tone.

He admitted that he had been out of contact for a period of time during the past month while abroad.

When he returned to school, a female student asked if he recognized this person. She showed him a picture of a veterinarian treating cattle in the countryside. He immediately exclaimed in surprise, "Damn, isn't that my buddy?!"
Then the female student thought of asking him for his contact information.

He was completely dumbfounded.

Why would a female student suddenly become interested in my boyfriend?

It has to be said that although he calls himself a handsome guy from the College of Veterinary Medicine, his roommate, Mr. Zhang, is much more handsome.

Could it be that it all started with looks?
When asked later, he said he had just returned from Australia, 10,000 kilometers away, and exclaimed "Holy crap!"

Eight years of classmates!
When did this person learn Traditional Chinese Medicine? And how could they diagnose syphilis, brain hemorrhage, cancer, and needles hidden in the body?!
Don't be too outrageous! !
We've been classmates for so many years, and this has never happened before.

"Junior girl??"

Zhang Lingchuan frowned slightly.

"Yeah! Lao Zhang, you don't know yet, do you? You're a huge celebrity here now. A lot of people want your contact information. There are more than a dozen female students in our Chunping campus alone. I was going to give it to you directly, but I thought it would be better to ask you, the person in question, first."

Although he also wanted to help Lao Zhang find a partner.

Some female students told me that many people contacted him on Douyin but never received a reply.

At that moment, he felt that this was so much like the other party's style.

He has a very handsome face, is obsessed with studying and has no interest in women.

"Our Chunping campus alone has more than a dozen, isn't that an exaggeration?!"

Zhang Lingchuan said irritably.

Chunping Campus is not large.

There are fewer than three thousand people in total.

There are nearly two thousand undergraduates and about one thousand graduate students.

But there are quite a few teachers here, a total of 1,200 to 1,300 teachers working here.

To be honest, it would be more believable if the other party said that more than a dozen female students in the whole school had asked about it.

After all, the total number of students in the school is seventy to eighty thousand.

With only two or three thousand students at their Chunping campus, asking a dozen or so people is really an exaggeration.

After all, I'm not broadcasting live from Northeast China.

He broadcasts live from his hometown of Qingxian in the south, and his fan base is not very large, currently less than two million.

It shouldn't be that widespread in the north.

After all, there are a lot of people who use Douyin (TikTok), and some even have millions of followers.

Honestly, the influence of Douyin's fans is too limited.

Although she herself also became a trending topic.

But who has nothing better to do than follow the trending topics every day?

At least someone like him rarely pays attention to trending topics lists, and he doesn't even have a Weibo account.

Most of it was Wanqing who told him.

"Damn! Mr. Zhang! You think I'm messing with you? It's only because you don't join clubs or the graduate student union that you're out of touch with the world. Let me tell you, as far as I know, your name is known throughout half the university, and it's practically everywhere in our College of Veterinary Medicine. Everyone's shocked by your basic surgical skills that surpass those of human doctors. In fact, many freshmen came here specifically for you this time! Ouch! It really hurts to walk like this!!"

Comrade Guan Suo said excitedly, "Perhaps it's because he took too big a step and pulled on his chrysanthemum."

She was leaning forward, covering her buttocks with her hands. Tears were welling up in her eyes.

"Huh? That's outrageous! Old Shen found out too???"

Zhang Lingchuan was stunned.

Prince Beile's information channels are still quite extensive.

After all, the two have different focuses; he is a miserable guy in the lab, while the other is a social butterfly.

But is it really that exaggerated?

Half the school knows?

And almost everyone at the veterinary college knows about it?

Could it be that my mentor, Shen Changming, already knows? I haven't even come up with a reason yet!!

"I don't know if Lao Shen knows, but Lao Zhang, when did you hook up with Lao Shen's dad? I only found out from the female students that Lao Shen's dad is actually a master of traditional Chinese medicine and imperial bone setting. That's so damn awesome! Did you learn your TCM from him? And did you learn your first aid skills from your teacher's wife?"

Guan Suo looked at Zhang Lingchuan with curiosity.

To be honest, he had no idea that Old Shen's father was actually a master of traditional Chinese medicine.

And the teacher's wife is actually an emergency medical expert, the deputy director of the Emergency Medical Expert Committee of the National Health Commission, and enjoys special allowances from the State Council.

They're all amazing people.

"I rely on..."

Zhang Lingchuan's expression at this moment was one of utter disarray, as if caught in a storm.

Is the Shen family's compatibility really that high?

He had no idea that Lao Shen's father was a court bone-setting master and his wife was a national emergency rescue expert.

"What's with that 'I'm so utterly hopeless' look on your face? Is this some secret you can't tell me??"

When Comrade Guan Suo saw his handsome face, which had been battered by the cold wind, his expression became somewhat puzzled.

Could the other party be the legendary closed-door disciple?
"Sigh... To be honest, I've only met my mentor's father once. How could I possibly learn from him? As for his wife, that's even more impossible."

I didn't expect that.

It's gotten so far that even my roommates know about it.

What should I do if I suddenly feel a bit creeped out by tomorrow's group meeting?

Running away?
Where can they run to?!

"If it's not Old Shen's father and his teacher's wife, then how did you, Mr. Zhang, learn it? Don't tell me you really taught yourself?!"

During his five years at university, he had two nicknames: Lao Zhang and Boss Zhang.

Mr. Zhang is similar to Guan Suo's Prince.

They used the terminology from the medical school, which means "awesome".

As for "Old Zhang," it's just a casual and affectionate way of addressing him; everyone's calling him that anyway.

For the three years of graduate studies, Comrade Guan Suo was almost always addressed in this way.

"It's partly self-taught and partly purely out of interest."

Zhang Lingchuan gave a somewhat perfunctory reply.

while walking.

What should have been a ten-minute journey took them forty minutes to finally reach the hospital's emergency department.

"Senior Guan, what's wrong?"

Upon arriving at the emergency department, the triage nurse saw Guan Suo walking over with his buttocks tucked in. She looked at him with surprise and immediately began to ask him questions.

"???"

Zhang Lingchuan looked completely bewildered.

What the heck? This guy in the hospital's emergency room knows people??
"Hey, Xiao Yin, a friend from the club. We chatted when we played volleyball at Xinmin Community. Xiao Yin, I didn't expect to see you here! What a coincidence!"

Guan Suo looked at Zhang Lingchuan, who was completely bewildered, and immediately began to introduce him.

At the same time, she was also chatting with her junior, Xiao Yin.

"Isn't this a senior year student? They've been assigned here for an internship. Is this Zhang Lingchuan? What happened to Senior Guan? Did he fall?"

Xiao Yin is from the Nursing School.

He was assigned to the Chunping branch of the school hospital.

Who would have thought that I'd run into Senior Guan and Senior Zhang Lingchuan so soon after arriving?!

"Huh? Junior, you know me! It's like this, his hemorrhoids have flared up, and it's probably quite serious. There's a high chance that they've become incarcerated. I need to take him to the emergency room."

Zhang Lingchuan looked somewhat surprised.

I never expected that this girl would know me.

"Old Zhang, I told you you're famous now, even Xiao Yin knows you."

At this moment, Comrade Guan Suo seemed to have forgotten about the chrysanthemum or something else, and he chuckled as if he had drunk fake alcohol.

Although this junior, Xiao Yin, didn't ask for my contact information.

But according to other female students, Lao Zhang is indeed very popular now.

"Um... your butt doesn't hurt anymore?"

Zhang Lingchuan rolled his eyes at the other person, annoyed.

So, the pain in your hemorrhoids disappears when you're talking nonsense?
Speaking of this prince, he really has a lot of patience. That was a case of embedding, which many people may not know.

In short, it's the most severe level of hemorrhoid pain, reaching the point of intense pain.

"Gan..."

Humans are strange!
When he saw Xiao Yin, his conversation with her hadn't been very painful.

As a result, when Lao Zhang mentioned it, another sharp pain shot through him.

"Hemorrhoids, are they incarcerated? Senior Guan, please come this way!"

Having someone to guide them made things easy, and they quickly arrived at the corresponding department in the emergency room.

It was only after being introduced to this junior student, Xiao Yin, on the way that Zhang Lingchuan learned that one of her roommates was from Lingnan.

She found out because the other person often watched his live broadcasts of his house calls.

Zhang Lingchuan breathed a slight sigh of relief upon hearing this.

I almost thought it was so exaggerated that I could run into someone I knew just by coming to the hospital.

So it's because one of my roommates is from Lingnan.

Well, I do have quite a few followers in Lingnan.

After all, Lingnan Focus frequently publishes news about him.

In addition to the baby girl who was pricked with a steel needle this time, the situation has actually spread quite far.

nine thirty.

"Old Zhang, you should go back now. You must be tired after coming all the way from home today. I'm fine."

After a thorough examination, Lord Guan then spoke to Zhang Lingchuan.

"Old Guan, you don't need me to come with you?"

In a formal hospital setting, calling someone "Prince" is certainly not appropriate.

It's used for joking around, after all.

"No need, no need! My buddy can just have a female classmate take care of me~"

Comrade Guan Suo leaned closer and whispered, his expression even a little cunning.

"Uh uh uh……"

Zhang Lingchuan was momentarily confused. Come to think of it, the other party did indeed have quite a few female classmates.

Well, since the other party doesn't need him, he should go back first. Today was indeed quite tiring.

"It really is an embedding, just like Senior Zhang Lingchuan said. Senior Guan, have you had it checked by someone?"

Xiao Yin walked in at that moment and asked in surprise.

"No!!"

Guan Suo was stunned.

When did Old Zhang ever look at my chrysanthemum? Absolutely not!
But is he truly incapacitated?

Damn it! No wonder it hurts so much!!
"Oh, I see... Senior Zhang is as awesome as ever. By the way, Senior Guan, you need to have surgery to remove that incarceration. Normally, you'll need to be hospitalized for seven days. Hmm... where's Senior Zhang Lingchuan?"

As they chatted, Xiao Yin realized that Guan Xuechang was the only person in the entire ward, which left her a little confused.

"Sigh... He just came from Qingzhou in Lingnan today. He's been traveling all day, so he's going back to sleep now. After all, people can't be too tired, or they might die suddenly. Xiao Yin, we have to think about Lao Zhang's health."

Guan Suo spoke with an air of righteous indignation.

……

Zhang Lingchuan had already left the hospital and was unaware of what had happened between the other person and the junior.

Speaking of which, the first and second tasks for promotion to resident physician have both appeared.

What is the third task?
As he walked, Zhang Lingchuan casually opened the system.

[Training space simulation assessment.]

[Ding! Host, would you like to open the system's large-scale real-world simulation training space? Details of this assessment require entering the training space, and there is a minimum ten-minute countdown.]

Zhang Lingchuan clicked, and a prompt popped up quickly the next second.

Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I've been inside this system's training space.

The main question is what kind of simulation training opportunities are needed to enter this system.

Last time, I was able to enter this space only because I got a single training opportunity.

Then they spent a year inside, working tirelessly without sleep.

It's absolutely terrifying, but the technology has really improved.

Last time the countdown was one minute, but this time it will take at least ten minutes.

Zhang Lingchuan quickly returned to his dormitory.

He planned to try out this simulated assessment task for becoming a physician.

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