I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 20: I only saved two cows and became a perfect host? Who's the abstract one here?!
Chapter 20: I only saved two cows and became the perfect host? Who's the abstract one here?!
[The system detected that the host used anesthesia to sedate the patient, reached into the patient's throat to remove a wire, pricked the stabbed area with a needle to draw blood, and then applied salt to the tongue. This method of treating pica (eating non-food items) by choking is not found in any recorded medical history and is an extremely dangerous and potentially fatal act. Please stop immediately and transport the patient to the ENT department of a hospital as quickly as possible. Otherwise, the skill gift pack mission will fail to be completed once vital signs disappear!]
Not just netizens.
Even the system displayed a warning message, just like yesterday.
However, he had just finished the salting process and was preparing to apply a special sauce to the beef tongue to stimulate its taste buds, so he didn't have time to pay attention to the other party. In any case, it would definitely issue another detection error warning in a while.
"Anyone who's raised cattle here! Rubbing a cow's tongue with salt has two main benefits. First, the tongue has a lot of bacteria, and rubbing it with salt can reduce inflammation and keep the tongue clean. Second, the cow's tongue has many nerves, so rubbing it with salt when the cow is uncomfortable or lethargic will make it feel very excited. Besides cows, sheep and other animals also love salt, so rubbing a cow's tongue with salt has many benefits!"
"Yes, but in our local dialect, if a cow's tongue is injured or has thorns that prevent it from eating grass, you can use scissors to remove them, then rub it with salt, and it will heal quickly, so it can eat grass again."
Some knowledgeable netizens in the live stream started explaining the facts.
It turned out to be the case.
Song Wanqing, who was looking at the screen, nodded in agreement.
It seems there's a lot to learn about veterinary medicine; I've definitely gained some new knowledge.
"Amazing! The cow's tongue has retracted!!"
A few minutes later, at this very moment.
Li Caihua, the owner of the cattle farm, rang out excitedly.
Song Wanqing didn't miss this scene either, including the smiles of Boss Zhao and Grandpa Zhao, and the sight of the old ox licking its tongue. She filmed it directly into the live stream.
"Thank you for saving the old ox! Oxen are intelligent animals!"
"Watching the cow move its tongue, an image of a small animal sticking out its tongue inexplicably flashed through my mind."
Old Ox: Hey! My tongue's healed! Hey! I'm a snake, hey!
Old Niu: Hehehe~
……
[Wang Nima's Attack has gifted you 1 Confession Balloon.]
[A netizen has gifted you 3 lucky koi fish.]
[Cocoa Bean has gifted you 5 Love Spinning Rings.]
……
Such a life-saving scene naturally garnered a lot of donations.
And...the system's error warning message.
[System rescan complete.]
Patient's name: Unknown.
[Patient's gender: Female.]
[Patient Diagnosis: Previously diagnosed with pica, a mental illness, choking on wire.]
[Patient Status: Cleared, currently recovering, with a life expectancy of over three years based on comprehensive assessment.]
[System Notification: The patient's vital signs were miraculously restored using bizarre methods of unknown origin. First skill task completed. Both the beginner task and the first skill task were completed without system assistance, restoring the patient's vital signs. Rating: Perfect Host.]
[Ding! The system has officially activated the Perfect Host Panel. Rewards will be automatically distributed after loading (System loading... 1%)]
Zhang Lingchuan looked at the prompts one by one.
"???"
Several question marks immediately popped up.
What the hell.
He saved two cows, and then the system judged him to be the most perfect host?
It really is a system riddled with bugs!
Oh well, let it load then.
He also wanted to see what the perfect host panel looked like.
"Boss Zhao, Boss Madam, this cow seems to have recovered. I'll settle the bill after completing the task and then I'll be leaving now."
After retracting the system interface, Zhang Lingchuan spoke to Zhao Dagang and Li Caihua, since it was almost 11:30.
"Veterinarian Zhang, no rush, no rush!"
The couple smiled and waved.
"What's wrong, Boss Zhao and his wife?"
Zhang Lingchuan was also a little puzzled. In his memory, Boss Zhao and his group had never owed any money. Did they have to put it on the books today?
"Veterinarian Zhang, we have a big calf here that's been eating but not pooping lately. I was thinking you could take a look at it too?"
Li Caihua led Zhang Lingchuan to a corner, to a slightly larger calf.
"No problem, let me take a look."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded.
Then he touched the cow's belly and took out a special stethoscope.
[Host detected to be receiving medical treatment; system-assisted scanning activated.]
[Accurate detection...0 tests remaining.]
[Regular testing... one test remaining for the day.]
[Activating standard detection to assist in detection, please wait...]
Zhang Lingchuan hadn't expected that he would hear the system's voice again inside the cow's stomach.
It's absurd that a scan can start while loading.
"Hehehe! Thanks to Boss Zhao and his wife for the live stream renewal fee."
"That scared me to death! I almost thought Veterinarian Zhang was going to end the live stream. Teacher Infiltrator, you'd better hurry!!"
"Exactly! I really want to know how they managed to get syphilis in one eye! It's just too far away. If it were closer, I would have gone to confront Dr. Zhang."
Many medical students in the live stream were now feeling utterly hopeless.
Thinking that Veterinarian Zhang was really not going to talk today and was going to end the broadcast, I didn't expect that Boss Zhao and the others would renew their subscription for another cow.
They were overjoyed.
"Mole: Comrades, wait a minute! I've reached the village entrance! I'm about to park here at the village clinic!!"
And at this time.
Something even more exciting happened to them.
"Lingnan Normal University sent a congratulatory telegram."
Southwest Medical University sent a congratulatory telegram.
"A congratulatory telegram was sent from the Department of Anorectal Surgery at the People's Hospital of Northern Xinjiang."
……
After Chen Qian said that, everyone responded enthusiastically.
"You guys are really interesting."
Chen Qian didn't lie to them; they had indeed arrived at Xiapo Village in Dongpo Township.
"Xiao Wang, didn't you say you've been feeling weak lately, with a weakened immune system and night sweats? Why don't you come with us to see him? This veterinarian Zhang is quite skilled."
The car has come to a complete stop.
At that moment, Chen Qian spoke to the driver, Xiao Wang.
"Oh? I'm going too? Okay then..."
Xiao Wang was stunned for a moment.
He was supposed to wait at the village entrance.
The result was unexpected.
He's going too!
Speaking of this Zhang the veterinarian, who exactly is he? They've been talking about him the whole way. A very famous old Chinese medicine doctor?
As the saying goes, "a trade is like a mountain," and Wang Wei, after all, didn't pay attention to these things, so he didn't know who this Zhang the veterinarian was.
"Let's go, Lao Wang. This Zhang veterinarian is really skilled. He diagnosed someone with syphilis at a glance yesterday!"
A burly girl with a round face shouted at Wang Wei.
"Huh? You can tell it's syphilis at a glance!!"
The driver, Xiao Wang, whose real name was Wang Liwei, suddenly shuddered and inexplicably wiped the sweat from his forehead. He actually had another secret to hide.
……
(End of this chapter)
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