I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 213 The entrance above is diseased, and the exit above is also diseased. It's very dang
Chapter 213 The entrance above is diseased, and the exit above is also diseased. It's very dangerous!
"Have you been experiencing a slight stinging sensation when you go to the toilet lately? It's very mild, right?"
Zhang Lingchuan asked.
"Stimulation when using the toilet?"
Sun Yi frowned.
Is it a kidney-related issue?
Are you sure it's not related to the anus?
"Hiss—, Mr. Zhang, you...you're fucking amazing! I have a tiny bit, but it's not obvious, and it only started appearing recently!"
Li Shuai began to speak.
Honestly, he himself felt that there was nothing wrong with him, after all, it was just a little stinging when he was doing *that*.
It doesn't sting every time.
But since Mr. Zhang has come to us, he must have something going on.
After thinking it over, he came up with this idea.
"Is your throat a little itchy too?"
Zhang Lingchuan asked again.
"Itchy throat? No, Li Shuai, why can't I see you clearly?"
A stinging pain in the back, and an itchy throat!!
Damn... this sounds so terrifying when you think about it.
Especially since the other party didn't want their family to know, and even hid in such a remote place to have Mr. Zhang treat them.
Every thought I have is wrong.
Especially art schools.
In short, there are some men and women who have gone astray.
"Get lost! I'm a straight guy, what nonsense are you thinking? Mr. Zhang said there might be a problem with his kidneys! But after you said that, Mr. Zhang, my throat does feel a little itchy... cough cough."
As an art student, how could Li Shuai not understand the look in Sun Yi's eyes?
This guy clearly thinks he's gay.
He secretly engaged in some homosexual activities, which eventually made him sick.
But he swore on his character.
I absolutely did not do such a thing.
Besides, as Mr. Zhang mentioned before, there might be some issues with his kidneys.
"Actually, the kidneys are only one aspect. As for the throat, it shouldn't be related to the kidneys, but it should be related to the tonsils and the like."
Zhang Lingchuan said.
"Mr. Zhang, what exactly is this guy's illness?"
Sun Yi couldn't wait any longer.
He then asked Zhang Lingchuan a question.
Li Shuai also looked at Zhang Lingchuan.
He was a little nervous.
"As I said before, these are all minor issues, no need to get worked up. For the throat area, get an ear, throat, and nose check. As for the urethra, check for stones, as that might be the cause."
Zhang Lingchuan looked at the two of them.
This is the result of his scan.
System scan complete.
[Patient's name: Li Shuai]
[Patient's gender: Male.]
[Patient's age: 21 years old.]
[Patient's condition: Occasional mild itching in the throat; recently, there has been a slight stinging sensation when urinating.]
[Patient Diagnosis: Small tonsil stones, kidney stones.]
[System notification: The current patient has developed tonsil and kidney stones due to a dislike of drinking water and other reasons, and is rated as having a yellow label. However, the patient is not currently experiencing significant or persistent pain. The host can guide the patient to the hospital for examination.]
It's actually just stones from two different sources.
From the perspective of modern medicine, it's a very minor matter.
Especially tonsil stones.
It didn't hurt much when it was removed.
Tonsil stones are relatively rare, while kidney stones are more common.
Having both is truly a rare thing.
I need to drink more water.
Spending all day eating barbecue, drinking alcohol, and consuming milk tea makes it easy to get infected.
"Mr. Zhang... so you're saying I only have kidney stones??"
Upon hearing these words, the gloom that had just settled over Li Shuai instantly dissipated.
So you're the kidney stone yourself?
Mother.
He was so frightened that he almost thought he had kidney cancer.
Do you like to drink milk tea and other beverages but not water?
Zhang Lingchuan asked again.
"Yeah, I really don't like drinking water. When I'm painting, I either have a bottle of soda or a milk tea. But this guy is the same as me, he doesn't have any?"
Li Shuai was a little surprised.
He and Sun Yi have almost identical lifestyle habits.
Why do I have kidney stones but the other person doesn't?
"Then it's most likely kidney stones. Right now you only have a slight feeling, but if you don't treat it, it will get bigger and bigger. As for why you have them but others don't even though you have the same lifestyle, it's hard to explain. It's the same with cancer. Why do you get cancer but others don't even though you have basically the same lifestyle? It should be related to individual differences. In short, you should drink more water. If you drink beverages and milk tea for a long time, you will definitely get kidney stones, and you might even experience other serious symptoms."
Zhang Lingchuan spoke earnestly.
This is no joke.
There have been related reports.
Diabetic ketoacidosis caused by long-term consumption of beverages and milk tea without drinking water is not uncommon in clinical practice.
"Yes, yes, thank you so much, Mr. Zhang! I will definitely drink a bottle of mineral water every day from now on!!"
Li Shuai felt like his mood tonight was like a rollercoaster, going up and down.
After all, I don't have any serious illness.
However, there are stones.
It's said that this thing is really troublesome, and it hurts a lot when you pee from it.
"I recommend drinking three or four 500ml bottles of mineral water a day. It would be even better to buy a thermos and drink warm water, about three or four cups a day."
Water is essential for the human body.
It's obviously impossible to replace it with milk tea or other beverages.
"Row!"
Li Shuai nodded emphatically.
"Phew—you scared me to death! I thought you were gay."
Just then, Sun Yi said something in a low voice.
"Damn it! I don't know what's going on in his head all day! Only gay men call someone gay!!"
Li Shuai retorted irritably.
"Yueyue, Li Shuai said I'm gay..."
Suddenly, Sun Yi said something.
"???"
Li Shuai frowned, his face full of questions.
"Li Shuai! Let me tell you! I've been telling you to drink more water, drink more water! All you eat is random junk food! Now you have kidney stones! If Sun Yi hadn't called me, I wouldn't have known. What, you're planning to keep this from me?! You even dared to call him gay! You're sick in the head and in the groin, don't you want people to suspect something? Where is she?! I'm coming to find you!!"
That's all I saw for that moment.
The phone flips.
That's the interface for voice calls.
And then a woman's voice came through.
"Me, mud, um!!"
Li Shuai's face instantly turned terrified.
At the same time, he mouthed a greeting to Sun Yi.
Of course, no words were spoken, only mouth movements were made.
"Veterinarian Zhang, thank you so much! My brother is just used to doing whatever he wants! I'll come and deal with him in a bit and take him to the hospital."
"That's what Li Yueyue said on the other end of the phone."
"You're welcome. I was just doing it on the spur of the moment. Okay, if there's nothing else, I'll head out."
Zhang Lingchuan glanced at the time.
It's already 9:20, time to go back.
Their subsequent hospital visits are no longer within their jurisdiction.
After all, he was just a veterinarian with a veterinary medical license but no medical practice license.
"Yueyue, we are now at the stone table on the lawn to the left of the central square. We are about to see Mr. Zhang off from the school."
Sun Yi said something.
You! Dog!
Li Shuai's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.
"Okay! I'll be right over!"
The phone hangs up.
Judging from her appearance, it seems that Li Yueyue is coming over soon.
"Holy crap! Mr. Zhang! How can there be such a despicable person in this world?!"
Li Shuai looked furious.
I was just on the phone with my sister and he didn't dare to yell at me here, but now I really can't give him any face.
He even secretly made a voice call to his sister.
Call her Yueyue to her face.
Even though his sister's name was Li Yueyue, he still wanted to strangle this bastard.
"Forehead……"
Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.
It's a matter for young people.
It's hard to give a proper evaluation of him.
"Mr. Zhang, don't worry, we'll see you out. We're just killing time anyway, right? Handsome~."
Sun Yi raised an eyebrow and looked at Li Shuai.
He still had that same smug look on his face.
"It's only right that Mr. Zhang gives you a gift, but if you really have something going on with my sister, let me tell you, I'm going to give you a good beating!"
Li Shuai gritted his teeth.
His older sister came to his dorm looking for him, and this guy saw her by accident.
Then we went out for a meal together, and this guy took the initiative to add me as a friend.
Who would have thought that three years later, we would be calling each other so affectionately.
And they even made voice calls without anyone noticing! Judging by their appearance, they've made quite a few!
"what???"
Sun Yi's phone was flipped over.
This is the button for sending voice messages.
"Oh my god!!!"
Li Shuai's eyelids twitched.
Don't ask why he's so cowardly; it's because he has a fierce older sister who beat him up since he was a child.
"No need to see me off, I can walk back myself, don't be so polite."
Zhang Lingchuan smiled as he watched the two bickering.
I know the way, why should I take you there? I've been to the art school next door before, okay?
"Mr. Zhang! You're too kind! Look, you've helped my brother so much and you won't even accept money. What's wrong with us seeing you off?"
Sun Yi immediately said.
"Yes, yes, that's right! If you had come any earlier, we would have shown you a beauty that comes along only once in five thousand years!"
The two stopped their playful fighting in perfect unison, and Li Shuai nodded in agreement.
"Uh, a beauty that comes along only once in five thousand years? That's a bit outrageous... But I really don't need to... I know the way, I'm right next door."
He couldn't even imagine what a beauty like, a woman who appears only once in five thousand years.
It can only be said that self-media outlets make up some terms, and in reality, everyone has their own preferences.
"What a beauty! And she's also a good student! Mr. Zhang, I can vouch for that! By the way, Li Shuai has some photos, quickly show them to Mr. Zhang. If you want her WeChat, my brother and I will find it for you!"
Sun Yi said.
When that female student came out, the whole room gasped in amazement.
"Oh, right, right, I have photos on my phone, I just took them... Wait, that's not right, weren't you interested too? Why didn't you take any pictures?"
Just as Li Shuai was about to take out his phone, a thought suddenly flashed through his mind, and he looked at Sun Yi with great confusion.
This guy is clearly interested too.
Why didn't I take a picture and save it on my phone?
"Is this the time to ask that? Quickly show Mr. Zhang some beautiful women!!"
Sun Yi urged them on.
"Too!"
Li Shuai thought that made sense.
"Dududu-"
Just as he took out his phone, Zhang Lingchuan's WeChat call suddenly rang.
"Excuse me, I need to take this call."
Zhang Lingchuan picked up the phone and found that it was Li Ziqing calling.
They started talking right away.
"Mr. Zhang, you go ahead with your work. I was just looking for photos, and let me tell you, they are truly stunning!"
Li Shuai said this while unlocking his phone.
the other side.
The gala has concluded with a thank-you speech.
After thanking the audience backstage, Li Ziqing returned to the dressing room and took out her phone from the locker.
There were no missed calls.
A little lost.
I immediately opened WeChat.
His eyes lit up instantly.
Senior Zhang really came, but it seems he didn't see his own performance.
She immediately called to ask where the other party was.
Is he still at school?
After all, he's come all the way to my school, how can I let him go back alone?
"Hey, is this Senior Zhang? Where are you right now? Are you still inside our East Art Center?"
The call just came through.
Li Ziqing immediately began to inquire.
"Still at the East Art Center, my name here is..."
"The stone table on the lawn to the left of the central square!"
Zhang Lingchuan hesitated for a moment before asking what to call it.
He remembers.
It was just a short circuit for a moment.
Unexpectedly, Sun Yi added a sentence directly.
"Yes, the stone table on the lawn to the left of the central square, are you done performing? It's a pity I'm late. You should rest well, I'm going back too."
This is just a repetition.
And ask if the performance is over.
Generally, you can only return the call after the performance is over.
"Oh! It's over by the stone table on the lawn. Zhang, wait a minute! Don't go back yet, I'm coming to find you! I'll be there in no time!!"
The call was suddenly disconnected.
In the lounge.
Li Ziqing ran out in her performance costume.
"Zi Qing??"
The classmates who were performing with Li Ziqing were taken aback when they saw how anxious Li Ziqing was.
What happened?
"Is there much progress? It's mainly because the child probably figured it out on his own..."
"Hey! Ziqing!!"
Outside.
Li Ziqing's mother is chatting with her counselor.
The next second, she suddenly saw her daughter run out.
They disappeared in a flash.
His face was instantly filled with question marks.
What are you doing?
Did your house catch fire?
My house didn't catch fire!
On the other side of the square, there are stone tables on the lawn.
"Oh my god, I finally found it! Mr. Zhang, wait a minute. Since this is a video, I'll take a few screenshots to show you. It's absolutely stunning from every angle."
Li Shuai and Sun Yi are still messing around.
After seeing Zhang Lingchuan hang up the phone, Li Shuai started taking screenshots and talking.
As an artist.
That means the client needs to see the most easily understood photos.
Therefore, the original video was not shown to the other party directly.
Of course, if the other party wants to see the original video after viewing the photos, that's fine too.
"Holy crap! Li Shuai!!"
Suddenly, Sun Yi slapped Li Shuai hard.
"Don't move, buddy, I'm adjusting the photo!"
When Li Shuai saw Sun Yi taking pictures of him, he immediately started talking to her in an annoyed tone.
I almost got it right.
"Damn it! What's with all this editing of that photo? Isn't that the fairy-like junior we just saw on stage?!"
In the distance, a girl dressed in a long robe with gold thread, a gold headdress, a green cloak, and an agate necklace, with a classical Western Region style, and like a flying goddess, ran towards them with graceful steps.
The Western Region Flying Apsaras Dance performed by the other side just now drew cheers from the entire audience.
This brought the entire gala to an unprecedented climax.
One by one, they expressed their feelings.
I never expected that this year's female students would be so strong and beautiful. Some people even posted pictures of them on the forum. She's a beauty that comes along only once in five thousand years.
"My goodness! It really is him! Mr. Zhang! It's him!!!"
Li Shuai no longer edits his photos.
After all, how can a photo taken by yourself compare to how beautiful the real person is!
Seeing the real person is much better than seeing pictures!
"Which one?"
Zhang Lingchuan looked in their direction.
The next second, his brows furrowed slightly.
"Oh my god! Sun Yi! Our junior seems to be running this way! What's going on?!"
Li Shuai was stunned.
"I do not know!!"
Sun Yi was also completely bewildered. You could believe it if Li Shuai's sister was running towards them, but it was absurd that a junior was running towards them.
"Senior Zhang, you're here! I'm so sorry about today~"
Li Ziqing ran up to the three of them, smiled, and said to Zhang Lingchuan.
"???"
Sun Yi and Li Shuai both looked completely bewildered.
What the hell!!
Does the fairy-like junior know Mr. Zhang?
And why did you make the trip specifically for Mr. Zhang?
Good heavens! Have they discovered some earth-shattering secret?!
"What are you sorry for? I'm the one who should be sorry. I'm late and missed your show, Ziqing."
Zhang Lingchuan heard Li Ziqing apologize to him.
Said quickly.
No matter how embarrassed he is, it should be him who is embarrassed.
"It's okay if you missed it, Senior Zhang. I'll dance for you, and I'm even wearing my dance outfit!"
As Li Ziqing spoke, he jumped up right in front of Zhang Lingchuan.
"Holy crap—, Mr. Zhang, can we watch this for free, or do we have to pay?"
They'll jump at the drop of a hat.
It's still the close-up, pure enjoyment version.
Li Shuai and Sun Yi were both in a daze.
“Um… Ziqing, you’re pretty tired today, so you don’t have to jump.”
Zhang Lingchuan said that missing the show was just an apology, not asking the other party to dance again.
Why did I just jump up like that?
"It's okay, Senior Zhang, I can still dance. In fact, I look good dancing in this outfit. We're returning the costumes tomorrow."
Moonlight spread across the ground.
Embroidered shoes lightly cushioned among the grass.
Gold bracelets wrapped around the arms, silver bells adorning the ankles.
With a backhand pluck of the strings, her gauze sleeves unfurled, and her long, gold-threaded skirt traced fiery arcs that brushed lightly past his nose, releasing a fragrant scent of jujube blossoms and milk.
I must say, her dancing was beautiful and captivating.
In the past, this kind of dance could only be seen in Douyin videos, and even those were not as good as Ziqing's.
Whether it's the dance moves, the feel of the dance, the appearance, or the sheer impact of seeing it in person.
No wonder she's called a fairy; she truly has an ethereal quality.
"Senior Zhang, what do you think? Do you like it?"
Before we knew it, the elegant and dynamic dance had come to an end, leaving only the lingering fragrance of jujube blossoms.
Beads of sweat could be seen dripping down his neck.
But Li Ziqing asked Zhang Lingchuan happily.
She really wanted to dance this part for him; it wouldn't feel complete if he couldn't see it.
Now it's finally complete.
"I love it! It's really amazing, and I've never experienced anything like it up close before."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded slightly.
They even danced for him in front of him; unless someone's out of their mind, they definitely wouldn't say they didn't like it.
"What about you guys? Do you like it?!"
Suddenly, a slap, accompanied by the sound of gritted teeth, landed on Li Shuai and Sun Yi, who were standing there dumbfounded!
……
(End of this chapter)
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