I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!

Chapter 217 Upright Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioners, It's Over!!
How can you expect him to say that?

These are all public figures, you know.

He used to think that it would be good if one or two people were sick, and that most people were healthy.

So when the director asked him to examine the celebrities, he didn't have much of an objection; he just went ahead and did it.

If your answer doesn't reveal your own level of understanding, then that's about right.

Those who know him well know this.

When someone says they can't tell their skill level, it basically means they are healthy.

The celebrity's fans will also be very satisfied.

After all, the fans I like aren't sick.

Who would have thought that five out of six celebrities would be sick? Seriously, is the probability of celebrities getting sick really that high?
Or is it that my luck today is just incredible?
Zhang Lingchuan frowned.

"Veterinarian Zhang, that expression of yours is really bad... Could there really be something wrong with me? I feel like the production team is definitely targeting me!!"

Wei Ziqiao immediately pretended to be angry.

"Brother Qiao, why is the production team targeting you?"

Li Chao then asked in return with a smile.

"Tsk——"

Wei Ziqiao hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

"Hahaha~"

Seeing Wei Ziqiao's embarrassed expression, everyone burst into laughter.

"Ahhhh-"

Suddenly, the next second, everyone noticed that the expression on Lu Kun's face was a little strange.

The other person's mouth was open.

"Brother Kun, what's wrong with you?"

Lan Ziwei was the first to notice Lu Kun's unusual behavior.

He immediately asked excitedly.

"I think my jaw... is dislocated."

Lu Kun pointed to his mouth and said in a muffled voice.

"Huh? Your jaw is dislocated!"

In an instant, everyone's expression turned serious.

"What happened? Did you laugh too hard? Xiao Zhang, please take a look. If you can't figure it out, we'll take you to the hospital right now."

Director Dong Fang immediately ran over.

Dislocating your jaw is a very painful experience.

Furthermore, if a celebrity dislocates their jaw and there's no way to restore it, they will definitely need to be taken to the hospital.

However, if we deliver the goods to the hospital, today's recording will definitely have to be postponed.

Although she didn't want this to happen, there was nothing she could do about it when it actually happened.

"Yes, yes, yes, Veterinarian Zhang is a disciple of Mr. Shen Xuanqin, the first National Master of Traditional Chinese Medicine in Northeast China. He is a court bone-setting master who specializes in painless bone setting. Veterinarian Zhang, please take a look at Brother Kun quickly."

Lan Ziwei instantly recalled it.

He looked at Zhang Lingchuan with anticipation.

"It's possible that Brother Kun opened his mouth too wide just now, which caused his jaw to dislocate. It's okay, I'll come and take a look."

Zhang Lingchuan was about to answer Wei Ziqiao's question and offer to examine him.

Unexpectedly, when Chao was teasing Qiao, he made Lu Kun laugh so hard that his jaw dislocated.

"Brother Zhang, will the recovery process hurt?"

Li Chao suddenly changed his form of address and asked Zhang Lingchuan a question, looking as if he were in pain.

"Generally speaking, it doesn't hurt."

Zhang Lingchuan still had absolute confidence in himself.

After all, it was just a dislocated jaw.

"If it doesn't hurt, I'll try it too."

Li Chao looked like he was about to pry open someone's mouth.

"Brother Chao, good brothers share both the hardships and the rewards, right?"

"KunKun: Brother Chao, you're such a nice guy, I want to thank you!!"

Seeing Li Chao's goofy attitude, Gao Qiang and Wei Ziqiao immediately patted each other on the shoulder.

"Cough cough cough, focus, focus, let's focus first, we must not disturb Brother Zhang."

Li Chao instantly adopted a serious demeanor again.

"Brother Zhang, what happens if a dislocated jaw is left untreated?"

Wei Ziqiao watched as Zhang Lingchuan arrived behind Lu Kun and asked him curiously.

The director, who was standing nearby, nodded subtly upon hearing this.

Finally, someone asked this question.

This was an unexpected incident. If someone asks about it and Xiao Zhang provides some explanation, it could still create a great program effect.

"Kacha——"

"Generally speaking, if a joint dislocation does not heal for a long time, symptoms such as local swelling, pain, and difficulty swallowing will occur."

Zhang Lingchuan only placed it on his chin for a short while.

The whole thing was like he walked over and lightly touched her chin, then casually said something like, "Go back to your seat."

"I'm...I'm all better??"

Lu Kun, the person involved, appeared completely bewildered.

"?"

"???"

"Wow--"

"What just happened! What did my brother Zhang do?!"

"Can anyone tell me! Director! Director!!"

Seeing Zhang Lingchuan calmly return to his seat as if he had swatted a mosquito, concealing his fame and fortune, while Lu Kun acted as if he was all better now.

Li Chao, Gao Qiang, Wei Ziqiao, Zhou Lu, and Lan Ziwei were all stunned.

I have absolutely no idea what happened.

So fast?
To be honest, although they knew Zhang Lingchuan might be able to cure him.

But they had no idea it would all happen in a split second.

"Thanks, Brother Zhang! It was solved in a flash, that's amazing!"

Lu Kun expressed his gratitude.

This was completely beyond his expectations.

I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital today.

As it turned out, Brother Zhang solved the problem for him with ease, and at that moment he was truly impressed.

In fact, Lu Chao, a currently popular and handsome young actor, did not know Zhang Lingchuan, the veterinarian.

The production team did not reveal who the guests were at the beginning of the program.

He asked around and found that Ziwei, Chao Ge, and Zhou Lu were all there.

Later, I heard from Brother Chao that Brother Qiang and Brother Ziqiao also came.

I originally thought it would be the six of them.

But when we got here, we found out that there was a special guest, a veterinarian.

Judging from Ziwei's appearance, she seems to know this veterinarian.

But he truly knew nothing about it.

Wow, this is amazing! I've really learned something new.

"Brother Kun, you're too kind. A dislocated jaw is easy to reset; it's just a basic skill."

Zhang Lingchuan smiled and nodded.

"Brother Zhang, is this a basic skill for veterinarians? Or a basic skill for traditional Chinese medicine practitioners?"

Li Chao looked at Zhang Lingchuan with curiosity.

"Yes, yes, Brother Zhang, we're all really curious now."

Zhou Lu and Lan Ziwei, two other girls, also joined the discussion.

"I think this should be my basic skill?"

Zhang Lingchuan pretended to think for two seconds, then said something with a slightly joking expression.

"Cough cough cough-"

In an instant, the six of them were in a comical state, all overturned and sprawled out.

"Look, look, this is our Brother Zhang! Brother Zhang, why don't you take Ziqiao to see him right away? If he's sick, we can take him to the hospital now."

Li Chao brought the topic back again.

"Yes, yes, Brother Zhang, hurry up and show this to Ziqiao. Come to think of it, we haven't even opened the secret pouch yet!"

Everyone was actually quite looking forward to seeing what Zhang Lingchuan could figure out for Wei Ziqiao.

"Brother Zhang! Please take my pulse!!"

Wei Ziqiao didn't say a word.

He immediately placed his hand in front of Zhang Lingchuan.

"Alright, I'll take a look, but there's a possibility of error. If it's wrong, Brother Qiao, you'd better give me some face and not expose me on the spot."

Zhang Lingchuan remained as humble as ever.

At the same time, he was also a little curious about what kind of problem Wei Ziqiao, who had this yellow label, might have.

"Being taken in public like this makes me a little nervous for no reason." Zhang Lingchuan's hand was already on it.

[Host detected to be undergoing medical consultation; system-assisted scanning in progress...]

[Accurate detection... 5 tests remaining.]

[Regular testing... 2 test remaining for the day.]

[Initiating precision testing... Precision testing rejected...]

[Initiating standard detection, please wait...]

A scan was initiated at the same time.

"Brother Zhang... what's with that frown?"

When Wei Ziqiao saw Zhang Lingchuan taking his pulse, he frowned, and a look of doubt appeared on his face.

Could it be that I have some very serious condition?

"Brother Qiao, you still need to relax, protect your stomach and intestines, and also protect your anus. Right now, it seems you have constipation, poor bowel motility, and a bit of anal fissures, right?"

The director said he wanted someone straightforward.

So Zhang Lingchuan said it directly at that moment.

System scan complete.

Patient's name: Wei Ziqiao.

[Patient's gender: Male.]

[Patient's age: 32 years old.]

[Patient's condition: Chronic constipation, occasional anal pain.]

[Patient Diagnosis: Poor gastrointestinal motility, anal fissure.]

[System notification: This patient's long-term stress, anxiety, and irregular lifestyle have led to gastrointestinal problems, along with anal fissures. Since the patient is not currently in a hospital environment, we recommend consultation at a tertiary hospital's proctology department!]

This is the result of his recent scan.

"what?"

Wei Ziqiao's expression froze on the spot.

"Anal fissure??"

Director Dong Fang's expression also became meaningful.

The atmosphere at the entire dining table instantly became subtle.

"Dong dong dong."

Soon, a knock came at the door.

The staff delivered everyone's meals.

"Come on, let's eat first."

Li Chao quickly took it.

"Yes, yes, let's eat."

Zhou Lu and Lan Ziwei immediately realized what was happening.

Good heavens, did they accidentally find out something incredible?

"Xiao Zhang, say something to break the silence. Just explain this anal fissure."

Just at this time.

The director's voice came through Zhang Lingchuan's earphones.

"Actually, there are many causes of anal fissures, and what I'm saying may not be entirely accurate."

How do you explain that?

You previously called him "straightforward" in your headset.

Now, being too straightforward kills the conversation, and then you say, "Don't let it get awkward."

too difficult.

"Director, Brother Zhang has given me such explosive news, can we broadcast it?"

Wei Ziqiao looked at the director with a frantic expression.

Of course, to outsiders, this posture must be an act.

But in reality, Wei Ziqiao was truly going crazy.

Because he really does have anal fissures.

It is also accompanied by periodic pain. The most important thing is to see a doctor. The doctor also said that his intestines are relatively long and he suffers from constipation.

It felt like this veterinarian, Zhang Lingchuan, was looking at his own medical records.

But how could the program team possibly get their hands on medical records so easily?

"You can continue opening the brocade pouches."

The director didn't answer the question at this moment, but Dong Fang also had to know that this was Wei Ziqiao's way of diverting attention.

"Yes, yes, open the brocade pouch."

Li Chao was the first to open his secret pouch.

One minute later...

"Wow...Director, are you going to strip us bare? It's all going to be a medical consultation!!"

I checked it.

Everyone realized that the director wasn't targeting Wei Ziqiao, but all of them.

"Brother Zhang! What's in your brocade pouch?"

All the guests have now changed their tune.

Ever since Li Chao took the lead, everyone has been calling Zhang Lingchuan "Brother Zhang".

Now everyone is very curious about what the note in his brocade bag contains.

[Please, Veterinarian Zhang, select a representative case for further investigation based on the diagnosis results.]

Zhang Lingchuan showed his entry.

"Well, it seems the production team isn't planning on letting us enjoy this meal properly. Come on, anyone want to volunteer? We're going to watch it anyway, so it's better to watch it sooner than later."

Li Chao greeted them.

"Why don't we just let Brother Kun do it? After all, Brother Zhang has already attacked him once, so it won't hurt to attack him again."

Wei Ziqiao said.

"Just by looking at Kun Kun, you can tell he's healthy. He's a sunny young man. What does 'sunny young man' mean? He's in the sun every day, so how could he possibly be sick?"

Li Chao said something different this time.

"The guests accompanying you can vote on whether someone is sick, and the losing side will be punished."

Then, the mission officer's voice rang out.

"What? There's a vote?"

"The production team is setting a trap for us!"

……

Hear this.

Gao Qiang and Li Chao both instantly understood.

"Anyway, I've already fallen into the pit."

Wei Ziqiao shrugged.

"Forehead……"

As for Zhang Lingchuan, he was a bit confused.

He was unaware that the production team had prepared this voting game segment.

"So, officer, what will be the punishment if we guess wrong later?"

Lan Ziwei blinked her eyes, full of curiosity.

"We cannot disclose this information at the moment. We can now proceed with a vote by raising hands."

The mission officer did not disclose this information.

"Fearless! I'll meet force with force and water with earth! I choose to be healthy!!"

Li Chao said this and cast his vote.

"As a good brother, of course I unconditionally believe in Brother Chao!!"

Gao Qiang raised his hand.

They displayed an attitude of brotherhood and solidarity.

"We both think Kun should be fine, after all, he's such a sunny and cheerful guy."

Lan Ziwei and Zhou Lu discussed it.

They also voted for Lu Kun.

"If I choose all the correct answers, won't that put me in a difficult position? I'll just choose 'sick'! I'm sick anyway!"

Wei Ziqiao chose a completely different option from everyone else.

After all, someone has to be the one to get pranked.

In this variety show, it wouldn't be bad to create a character who's unlucky.

"Okay, voting is over."

"In the current segment about whether Dr. Zhang examines Lu Kun and whether he is sick, Li Chao, Gao Qiang, Zhou Lu, and Lan Ziwei chose no symptoms, while Wei Ziqiao, with his rebellious nature, chose symptoms. Now, let's ask Dr. Zhang to reveal the answer."

The mission officer immediately fixed the voting results after the two candidates finished voting.

"Brother Zhang, could you please take a look at this for me?"

Lu Kun got up and sat down in front of Zhang Lingchuan, then stretched out his hand.

If you look closely, you'll notice that he looks a little nervous.

……

(End of this chapter)