I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 237 Life is boring and tasteless, corpses cosplay as humans, and desperate tripe!
Chapter 237 Life is boring and tasteless, corpses cosplay as humans, and desperate tripe!
The doctor in charge said in an annoyed tone.
A platelet count of 1 is a very serious condition, even to the point of being described as "the patient's survival time is uncertain." Therefore, it is essential to identify the cause promptly and have the patient hospitalized for standardized treatment under the guidance of a doctor to correct the platelet count.
"A bag of blood running on the road has more platelets than Yuxuan..."
Listen to the doctor's descriptions.
Li Miaozhu and Gui Yiqin exchanged a glance.
Is it really that scary?
Oh my god, they even went hiking together before.
Fortunately, nothing serious happened; otherwise, the consequences would have been unimaginable.
"So she definitely needs to be hospitalized. I even suggested that she be transferred directly to the First Affiliated Hospital of Peking University or the Provincial Hospital. Of course, our Municipal Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine is also quite good."
Because I was in a hurry, I chose the nearest hospital.
Chunshi Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital.
This place is their hospital area near the airport.
Fearing something might go wrong, they chose the closest one.
After all, there's a saying that goes something like this: if someone tells you not to think about the monkeys of the Himalayas, you probably won't want to, but if someone tells you that, you'll always remember it.
It's the same with being sick.
When you don't know you're sick, you feel like everything is fine.
However, when someone tells you that you are sick, your mindset is not as good as before. It's even possible that you might actually encounter such a thing after being told not to bump into anything.
Because sometimes things are just that mysterious.
"Yuxuan, why don't we go through the hospital admission procedures and then the two of us will stay with you?"
Tang Yuxuan's home is far away.
I definitely won't be able to come during the National Day holiday.
The two of them can keep me company.
"This... Doctor, may I ask why my platelet count is like this? I haven't had any illnesses before!"
Tang Yuxuan asked the doctor questions with a very curious expression.
Because I had never had any platelet-related illnesses before.
This is the first time I've encountered a platelet-related disease.
And it's so dangerous.
Gui Yiqin and Li Miaozhu also looked over curiously.
Yes.
I had never heard of Yuxuan having this kind of illness before.
How could someone suddenly develop livor mortis on their body, with a blood bag containing more platelets than someone walking on the street—such an absurd and ridiculous condition?
"If you don't have any underlying medical conditions, it's very likely caused by unknown reasons, such as exposure to certain chemicals. Some hairdressers in barbershops sometimes also experience this symptom."
The deputy director of the emergency department then spoke up.
A sudden drop in platelet count can have many unknown causes.
Moreover, the hairdressing industry is quite common.
"This……"
The three of them looked at each other.
If they really came into contact with something, why was it only Yuxuan who got infected? The three of them set off together.
Moreover, the hotel rooms are all located together.
I really can’t figure it out.
But now that it has happened, they have no choice but to go through the hospital admission procedures.
Tang Yuxuan then went to her own bed.
"Yiqin, Miaozhu, what are you two doing?"
Sit for a while.
Tang Yuxuan discovered that both of her best friends had opened Weibo.
She asked him with some curiosity.
"Post it on Weibo! This is a series about how Veterinarian Zhang saved my sister."
Gui Yiqin raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a unique smile.
"Forehead……"
Upon hearing this, Tang Yuxuan hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped.
"Miaozhu, are you posting too?"
She then asked Li Miaozhu a question.
"Yes, then we must thank Veterinarian Zhang. Don't worry, Yuxuan, Yiqin and I will stay here with you this National Day holiday."
Li Miaozhu nodded as well.
Who would have thought that such a plot, like something out of a novel, would actually happen in real life?
But it's still very worthwhile to record it.
Furthermore.
This year's National Day holiday was also cheaper.
A trip to Chengdu would normally cost at least one or two thousand yuan.
These days, being able to spend 200 in seven days is considered impressive.
"Miaozhu and Yiqin, thank you both. Of course, I should thank Veterinarian Zhang the most. Why don't you record a video for me so I can thank you in person?"
Tang Yuxuan looked at the two of them.
"good idea!!"
"no problem!!"
The two heard that Yu-hsuan was preparing to appear on camera to express her gratitude.
I was immediately interested.
They then recorded a video.
And it was posted on Douyin.
"How about I just put money into Dou+?"
"Miaozhu, your idea is great, let's get started!!"
After the video recording is complete.
The two even started streaming on Douyin (TikTok).
Because it involved Zhang Lingchuan, and because it was about saving lives, plus the platelet count of 1, the living corpse spots of the zombies, etc., it immediately attracted a large number of onlookers.
"Life is boring and tasteless, so corpses cosplay as humans."
"Living with lividity, that's awesome, sister!"
"Doctor: These days, kids are getting all over their bodies for no apparent reason... How much? Platelets 1?!!"
The ancestors, down below, were stuffing money into his pocket while saying, "This is the only college graduate in my family!"
"I was hospitalized before, and at first I thought it was a skin disease, but when I was tested, my platelet count was 1, which shocked the whole hospital. I became famous in the hospital at that time."
"Let me give you a general idea. A normal person has over 100 HP, and there are about three corpses. In her case, she basically had no saves, no way to survive, and no way to revive. She ran around the entire world map with almost no HP. If she had just tripped and fallen along the way, she would have said goodbye to the world."
"Yes, a platelet count of 1 means there's absolutely no blood clotting ability. If I eat anything, get a mouth ulcer, or even just a small cut, the bleeding just won't stop. I'm so glad I haven't had my period these past few days, otherwise I really would be in big trouble. Veterinarian Zhang is truly my savior!"
……
Perhaps this topic is just too explosive.
It could also be something very novel.
It quickly became a hit beyond its original audience.
"Holy crap, is this the influence of Veterinarian Zhang? He's already got over 10,000 likes."
Li Miaozhu sat on the edge of the bed.
I felt a bit lost.
Keep in mind that this has only been an hour.
It’s so fierce!
“Look… Yuxuan’s homepage has a new verification, now it’s ‘Female college student whose platelet count was intercepted by Veterinarian Zhang while traveling everywhere.’”
Gui Yiqin covered her face.
This certification is something I'll hate for life.
"It seems like someone wants to interview me..."
Tang Yuxuan saw her private message page.
Many news outlets came to interview her, and some even influential self-media accounts with large followings.
She just wanted to post a video to thank Dr. Zhang.
I really didn't expect it to suddenly become so popular.
"I feel like I can accept the interview. It just so happens that Veterinarian Zhang is currently involved in that National Veterinary Daily Life Competition. He saved a life and didn't charge a fee, so it's reasonable for me to help him get some votes, right?"
Li Miaozhu then began to speak.
"Hmm, speaking of which, it seems that Zhang the Veterinarian from Weibo also went on to film a variety show."
Gui Yiqin nodded as well.
She just saw a trending topic on Weibo that suddenly appeared in the top ten.
[9. The variety show "Walking with You" partners with veterinarian Zhang to treat animals? No! It's celebrities!]
Clicking on it leads to the official Weibo account of "Walking with You".
There were rumors before that Veterinarian Zhang was going to film a variety show.
But no one knows exactly what program it was, and the related rumors gradually disappeared.
Then today, this trending topic suddenly appeared.
"Huh! Did Veterinarian Zhang film a variety show? What show?!"
Upon hearing this, Tang Yuxuan immediately inquired.
"I don't know. It seems to be a video of a veterinarian explaining rare animals to celebrities and treating them together. But according to the promotional materials released now, there is even a scene in the video of the veterinarian examining a celebrity."
Gui Yiqin said.
[Official Weibo account of "Walking with You": Treating animals? Treating celebrities! Ouch—, is it anal laxity?] This is a post from the other party's official Weibo account.
They really cause a lot of trouble.
Of course, it's also very eye-catching.
"Loose anal sphincter? Good grief!"
"Good heavens! This time the guests are Li Chao, Gao Qiang, Wei Ziqiao, Zhou Lu, Lan Ziwei, and Lu Kun. Don't tell me it's Kun Kun's loose anus!!"
"My God, what an earth-shattering revelation! Is this really that explosive?!"
"Although Kun Kun seems to have anal laxity, let's take a step back and consider the least likely suspect, such as Gao Qiang."
"Brother Chao!!"
After clicking on it.
Everyone is guessing who has the loose anus.
At this moment, Wei Ziqiao's face was full of black lines.
The production team is really going to torture him to death.
They created a cliffhanger by mentioning anal laxity.
Soon, Zhang Lingchuan's trending search rankings gradually soared, rising from ninth to third place.
As for Tang Yuxuan, she even made it onto the trending search list.
However, it has reached around forty.
The main reason is that there are a lot of college students on vacation, and quite a few of them are traveling around with her, so many people clicked on the link out of curiosity.
Of course, Zhang Lingchuan and the others, whose planes had just arrived, were unaware of this.
He is now trending on social media.
Even the girl who was helped at the airport is trending on social media.
Half past four.
The plane landed successfully.
"Buzzing—"
The dull thuds of impact and the explosive sounds of things being pushed back filled my ears.
"We've arrived, Zhang Laoshi."
This is Shuangliu Airport.
All that could be seen was Song Wanqing looking out the window, her expression filled with longing.
After all, this is his hometown.
But because I've lived in Kunming for a long time, I haven't been back for a long time.
"We've finally arrived. This is my first time visiting Chengdu."
Zhang Lingchuan stretched.
"There are still many fun places around here. I'll take you there, Zhang Laoshi, sometime!"
Song Wanqing smiled faintly.
"Ok, Ok."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded.
Pack your luggage.
The two quickly disembarked from the plane.
"Dududu-"
Just as he came out, the phone rang.
It is Wei Zixi.
"Hey Zhang Shen, where are you? You should have gotten off the plane by now, right? I'm waiting for you at Exit 5!"
Wei Zixi said this on the phone.
Upon hearing that Dr. Ogawa was coming, he immediately went to the airport to pick him up.
"Okay, okay, we'll be right over."
Zhang Lingchuan nodded.
"Master Zhang, where did they say they'd be waiting for us?"
After hanging up the phone, Song Wanqing asked.
"He said it's at Exit 5. Where is Exit 5? Wanqing, do you know?"
Song Wanqing had been to this airport many times.
So Zhang Lingchuan decided to ask the other party if they knew where the exit was.
If the other party knew, there would be no need to fly around like a headless fly.
"Number Five, come with me!"
Song Wanqing's lips curled up slightly.
Then she pulled Zhang Lingchuan away.
"Zhang Shen is here!!"
As soon as she arrived at Exit 5, Song Wanqing saw a round-faced young man with a full beard, who waved to her.
"!!!"
In an instant.
Song Wanqing frowned.
Good heavens! Could this be my competitor?!
"Holy crap! Zhang Shen! Didn't you complain to me last time about not having a girlfriend? This is outrageous!!"
I walked over and saw Song Wanqing.
Wei Zixi's pupils dilated.
Where on earth did they find such a beautiful girl?!
"Brother Wei, this is my photographer and operations manager, Comrade Xiao Song."
Zhang Lingchuan was giving his introduction at that moment.
"Hello Dr. Wei~"
Song Wanqing waved her hand.
It doesn't feel like they're competitors.
It seems I've been led astray by this rigid image.
"Oh……"
But Wei Zixi had a meaningful look on his face.
"It's already past four o'clock. How about this, I'll take you guys to eat hot pot, it's incredibly delicious."
The two got into Wei Zixi's car.
Then it headed towards the city center.
"The road ahead is quite congested, so let's park here and walk for about five minutes."
while walking.
Zhang Lingchuan and his team discovered this.
There were hot pots everywhere!
One of the restaurants, which claimed to be 50-year-old hot pot establishments, was filled with young people.
After all, it's a holiday, so it's normal for everyone to go out for hot pot.
inside.
A seat in a corner.
"Wow, this is so refreshing and delicious, it's amazing!"
A girl who was so hot that she was only wearing a tank top was using her hand as a small fan.
Because she was eating piping hot tripe.
"Right? Last time, Xia Hong and I queued for ages to get a table. This time, we were smart enough to make a reservation in advance."
A girl with slightly curly hair was sitting across from me.
They started talking about it now.
"Speaking of Xia Hong, I think she's really funny, you know? The last time she was playing on her phone, the way she laughed was like she'd struck gold in Africa, it was hilarious!"
The girl in the tank top was laughing as she spoke.
Especially when I recall the other person wearing military training uniform, playing on their phone while flashing a bright white smile, but with completely black skin, it's like finding a treasure in Africa.
"Pfft—, last time Zhou Cai's phone fell into the toilet, the three of us took turns going in with chopsticks to retrieve it. When she came in, she was terrified, thinking we were fighting over poop..."
The girl with slightly curly hair across from me was also speaking at that moment.
Xia Hong is a lively character in her class.
"Oh my god! I can't laugh myself to death!!"
The girl in the tank top put a piece of tripe in her mouth, drank water, and burst out laughing.
Suddenly, the next second.
She sensed something was wrong.
My throat feels like it's blocked by something!
Laughter could no longer be produced.
His face turned even redder!
And then he frantically grabbed her neck with his hands!
"Xiaoqing, what's wrong?!"
The curly-haired girl across from him noticed something was wrong and immediately asked what was going on.
"Well--"
The girl named Xiaoqing was just choking him.
In just a few dozen seconds, his eyes turned red!
……
(End of this chapter)
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