I'm just a veterinarian! You've unlocked the Great Physician System!
Chapter 25: Everyone's in an uproar! HIV-induced immune system deterioration and complications?
Chapter 25: Everyone's in an uproar! HIV-induced immune system deterioration and complications? Old Zhao slept with a prostitute?!
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"What the hell?"
"No, why did you call an ambulance?!"
"Brothers, I just bent down to pick up a pen, and when I stood up, it was Veterinarian Zhang telling the sincere Boss Zhao to call an ambulance. What did I miss?!"
"The really bizarre part is that I woke up with a headache and occasional nausea, which is generally a medically sound diagnosis. Their comments about it being incredible are absurd, but given the information gap, it's forgivable. However, I genuinely can't understand why Veterinarian Zhang suggested calling an ambulance. Why?!"
"Exactly! Isn't this just stirring up trouble?!"
The live stream was filled with question marks.
After all, that's just too outrageous.
That's giving people a headache.
You should have someone call an ambulance.
Song Wanqing and the others present remained silent, just standing there in a daze, while Chen Qian glanced at the data in the live stream.
[Zhang the Veterinarian's daily live stream viewership: 3023.]
[No. 75 on the Veterinarian Daily Livestream Competition Popularity Ranking.]
To her surprise, the live stream exploded.
In particular, Teacher Zhang's line, "No need for a prescription, just call an ambulance," instantly boosted the number of online viewers to three thousand.
Tell the truth.
If I hadn't known that the person was actually a veterinarian, who diagnosed a pregnant woman and a woman with late-stage syphilis last night, and who had that same serious expression today, I would have known better.
They genuinely suspected that the other party was deliberately creating hype.
Because of this thought process, most people really can't keep up.
Even Chen Qian, who majored in journalism.
She felt that none of them were as good at composing memorable quotes as Teacher Zhang.
For example, yesterday's.
He immediately came up with two memorable quotes.
The first sentence is: Loss of appetite means you're pregnant!
The second sentence is: Hallucinations, late-stage syphilis!
It seems they're about to create their third memorable quote.
"Don't prescribe any medicine, just call an ambulance."
For some reason, Chen Qian had a strange feeling that Qingxian might actually have a chance to win a place in this national veterinary daily competition. After all, unintentional manipulation is the most terrifying.
"Boss lady, hurry up, or we might not make it in time."
Zhang Lingchuan's tone remained solemn.
This was a big deal, and the reason was quite absurd, leaving him speechless.
"Veterinarian Zhang, my husband Lao Zhao's headache is caused by stress and fatigue related to the cattle. We went to the village clinic this morning to get medicine, and he's feeling much better after taking it. Is it really necessary to call an ambulance?!"
Li Caihua looked at Zhang Lingchuan next to the cow with her red-rimmed eyes.
She was really terrified.
After all, calling an ambulance right off the bat can really scare a person half to death.
"To be honest, it wasn't necessary. After all, he's been overworked and his health isn't good. He just needs a few days of rest. But you shouldn't have put your husband through that when he's under the most pressure, even though those things are supposed to be for relaxation."
Zhang Lingchuan felt he had been quite subtle in his explanation; the couple were firsthand witnesses and should understand.
"Ah? This..."
The couple exchanged a glance, their expressions complex, even a little fiery, as they were certainly well aware of what they had done.
"???"
Chen Qian didn't actually want to understand it instantly; she thought she was really naive, but she ended up understanding it instantly anyway.
Only girls like Song Wanqing and Dabingmei, who had never even been touched by a boy, looked completely bewildered.
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"Friends, why do I feel like my CPU is overloaded?" "I understand each word individually, but why is it completely incomprehensible when put together?"
"What does dizziness have to do with relaxation? What kind of relaxation is it—is it increasing physical intensity? Can anyone answer this?!"
"There must be a lot of medical experts in the live stream, right? Come and talk about it, especially that TCM expert from before. Come and save us from our knowledge desert."
But just like them, there were a lot of question marks in the live stream room.
After all, that's beyond the scope of what's expected.
"Lying Down and Understanding Traditional Chinese Medicine: Excessive Sexual Activity Leads to Kidney Deficiency???"
Soon.
Amidst a group of medical students expressing their incomprehension, a PhD graduate from the Capital University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, who studied under Mr. Ru Jiming and whose online name was 'Lying Flat Little TCM Doctor,' posted four words.
of course.
Three question marks were also added.
Clearly, he lacked confidence in his answer.
“What the hell!”
"As expected of a top student of a master of traditional Chinese medicine, those four words instantly made me understand!"
"Now I understand. Veterinarian Zhang is saying that Mr. Zhao's dizziness and vomiting are caused by overexertion followed by sexual activity, right?"
"A specialist in Traditional Chinese Medicine has arrived. Severe kidney deficiency can indeed cause nausea, fatigue, and even vomiting. In rare cases, headaches are also possible."
"That makes sense, but why call an ambulance? Is it really necessary to rush the treatment for kidney deficiency?"
Enlightenment.
They all understood.
So that's what it means to do what you love!
Then Mr. Zhao experienced dizziness, nausea, and vomiting because his body was completely drained.
It has to be said that Mr. Zhao is truly blessed to have married a woman who looks several years younger than him. And the woman is also quite remarkable!
However, some viewers noticed that there was something wrong with this logic.
Even if it's to treat kidney deficiency, is there any need to rush?
"Veterinarian Zhang, does that mean Old Zhao's problem is caused by kidney deficiency, and he needs to go to the hospital to get some treatment?"
After a while, Li Caihua, realizing what she meant, leaned closer and asked, "You really are capable!"
I recognized it immediately at first glance!
Actually, Lao Zhao only had sex with her a little last night, and she wasn't really satisfied, but seeing him fall asleep exhausted and content, she could only accept it.
After all, I was just trying to help him relax.
"I was wondering why I felt dizzy and unwell when I woke up this morning. Veterinarian Zhang, you're amazing! But I need to get treatment, no problem. I have to accept my age. But isn't calling an ambulance a bit of an overreaction?"
Zhao Dagang was quite frank about this, after all, he was already forty-seven years old.
Let's just fix it! There's nothing shameful about it.
After all, some people can't even get an erection in their thirties or forties, but he still has at least three minutes left.
“Mr. Zhao, Mrs. Zhao, this isn’t a kidney problem.”
Zhang Lingchuan shook his head, his tone becoming even more somber.
"What is that?!"
"So what's causing the dizziness?"
"Wrong again? Don't tell me Boss Zhao also has late-stage syphilis! /crying and laughing"
"Alright! We've reached that part again where you never know what Dr. Zhang's next sentence will be."
"A master of traditional Chinese medicine..."
"Don't ask me! I can't guess either! I thought it was kidney deficiency, but calling an ambulance for kidney deficiency is just nonsense!!"
This is not.
The live stream reached another peak in viewership and chat volume.
Everyone initially thought that Mr. Zhao's dizziness and vomiting were due to kidney deficiency, and they exclaimed that Veterinarian Zhang was amazing, a true expert in traditional Chinese medicine. Even the group of Western medical students were convinced, since he could even diagnose kidney deficiency caused by sexual activity.
However, the other party's next statement, that it wasn't a kidney issue, completely stunned everyone.
If it's not a kidney problem, then what is it?
It can't be that HIV caused a weakened immune system, leading to complications. Although Lao Zhao is a bit overweight, he doesn't seem like the kind of dishonest person!
……
(End of this chapter)
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