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Chapter 282 The Truth About Cow Eggs, The Child with Maggots!

"Generally speaking, the appearance of spider angiomas is indeed a rather dangerous sign, and it often occurs in patients with cirrhosis, liver disease, liver cancer, etc. Well, to be on the safe side, you can get a liver cancer screening."

Hepatobiliary Surgery Specialist Clinic.

At that moment, a doctor in a white coat spoke.

"Okay, then doctor, please order the relevant tests for my mom. After all, it's better to be safe than sorry. If it really is true, we can deal with it promptly and treat it actively."

The doctor just gave me a quick look.

It is stated that the presence of spider angiomas does not necessarily indicate liver cancer; many normal people also have them, including some children and pregnant women.

Itching might be associated with spider angiomas, but it could also be caused by dry skin.

So the doctor said that if you really want to get a liver cancer screening, that's fine too.

Wei Yingdong thought for a moment. Since he had already come to the provincial hospital, and even his mother's seatmate on the plane had been diagnosed with liver cancer, he felt uneasy if he didn't get checked out.

So it's best to get checked out.

It's not that I'm too relieved, but rather, as I just said, I need to face the situation positively and seek treatment actively.

"Okay, I've ordered a series of tests for you, Ms. Xiao Lezhen, including hepatitis virus testing, liver function tests, liver and gallbladder ultrasound, CT scan, and MRI. We'll also be testing for serological markers, such as alpha-fetoprotein. Once these are done, we can basically determine whether you have liver disease or liver cancer. If you finish today, you should be able to get the results tomorrow afternoon."

The chief physician of hepatobiliary surgery nodded.

Xiao Lezhen was given relevant examinations.

After all, doctors always try their best to meet the patients' requests, especially those involving ordering tests.

"Thank you for your help, doctor."

Immediately afterwards, Wei Yingdong took her mother to queue up.

"Mom, speaking of which, this veterinarian Zhang has started live streaming in our Guizhou province. He went to a place called Yunshan Village in a multi-ethnic county. I think the cows there lay eggs??"

There are a lot of people in the hospital.

The waiting time for the inspection is quite long.

So Wei Yingdong found something to do, and Zhang the veterinarian's live stream was one of her electronic pickled vegetables.

"It's him! I didn't expect him to go to a multi-ethnic county to do a live broadcast. But what's with the cow that lays eggs? What kind of cow lays eggs? Isn't that a joke? I also came from a village!"

After hearing her daughter say those words, Xiao Lezhen immediately went over to her.

He realized that it was indeed the young man he had seen on the plane that day.

But then I heard about cows that lay eggs.

She immediately started speaking in a very irritable tone.

They're taking advantage of city people not recognizing cows.

"Who knows? It was this cattle farmer couple who said it. Look, they're even planning to apply for a Guinness World Record for the world's only cow that lays eggs."

Wei Yingdong explained to his mother.

Many people in the live stream, like her, didn't believe it.

"We've finally arrived at the cattle farmer's house."

"Okay, it's time to reveal the answer, right?"

"I really don't know where the cow owners get their confidence from, that they're even planning to apply for a world record."

in the screen.

Zhang Lingchuan was taken to the cattle farmer's home.

When someone asked the woman to confirm whether the eggs were from a cow, the cow farmer's wife remained steadfast.

“Absolutely! Nothing else can get into our cowshed, and the egg was right under the cow's body at the time. I saw it with my own eyes!”

These are the exact words of the cattle farmer's wife.

"Finally home! Is the cow that lays eggs over here?"

Ji Chunming walked into the cattle farmer's house and then asked curiously.

“That’s right, Professor Ji. The cow that laid the egg is right here. Our village secretary specifically told you two before you came that you are both very skilled experts in the field of veterinary medicine and are also very famous on the internet. Look, this is the egg laid by this little heifer. She is less than a year old this year.”

The cattle farmer's name is Jia Nanquan.

He's introducing himself in front of the camera right now.

At the same time, they also took Zhang Lingchuan and Ji Chunming to the location of the heifer.

The little cow was lying there very leisurely.

He was also sticking out his tongue and licking a cow next to him in a very ambiguous way.

"This cow..."

Zhang Lingchuan looked at the heifer and noticed that it did indeed have a yellow tag on its head.

This proves that the cow is currently sick.

But a sick cow can't be sick enough to lay eggs, that would be altering its genes.

System scan in progress.

[X-ray eye activated.]

Zhang Lingchuan initiated a scan on the other party.

They even activated the X-ray eye after the scan was finished.

He found it utterly boring.

"Veterinarian Zhang, Professor Ji, ever since our cow laid this strange egg, it seems to have been drained of all its energy, much like Nezha's mother was pregnant for three years. It can't eat much and has become quite thin. Why don't you come and take a look at the egg?"

After pointing to the cow, Jia Nanquan led them to a basket carefully covered with straw, which was covered with a large red cloth printed with old-fashioned peony flowers.

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"??"

"Wow! That's awesome!"

"This thing...is it this big??"

"This is a bit shocking, could it be the legendary cow gallstone?!"

"Excuse my bluntness... but as someone who works on a cattle farm, I think this stuff looks like cow dung... just a bit bigger."

"Huh? Cow dung shouldn't be this round, right? And why does this dung look like an egg!"

"After Veterinarian Zhang and Professor Ji make their assessments, I also think this dark substance looks a bit like cow dung, except it's too round and too big to be real."

Everyone finally saw the legendary bull testicles.

At that moment, Zhang Lingchuan's live stream reached a peak viewership of one million.

I remember that at its peak, it had tens of millions of viewers.

But given how much time has passed, it's reasonable that the number of people is less than before.

With a peak viewership of one million, and that's only been going on for less than five minutes, it's already quite impressive.

"This...this bull testicle, Xiao Chuan, you're a professional in the veterinary field, and you can even treat patients. What do you think of this bull testicle?"

Director Ji is a bit flustered right now, he's really something else.

It's roughly the size of an ostrich egg.

But actually, he's not happy right now.

"Excuse me for being blunt, but I think this egg smells a bit like shit."

Zhang Lingchuan shrugged and said casually.

He was too lazy to beat around the bush.

The results of the system scan were almost identical to those of the pica phenomenon in cattle that we had encountered before.

Previously, they ate things like plastic bags.

Now the other party is eating its own hair or the hair of other cows.

"puff--"

"Smelly like shit, hahaha, that's an interesting phrase!"

"Hilarious! I told you this stuff looks like poop, but you guys didn't believe me."

"Wow, this cow dung is so big! And it's so round!"

Many viewers in the live stream burst out laughing upon hearing Zhang Lingchuan's words.

Because they thought it looked like cow dung.

Of course, there were also some who didn't quite believe it.

"Poop? How could this be poop! Veterinarian Zhang, you're talking nonsense. I've been raising cattle for over twenty years, and I've seen cow poop before. Professor Ji, are you right? This doesn't look like cow poop at all!"

Upon hearing Zhang Lingchuan's words, Jia Nanquan immediately spoke excitedly.

Her eyes were also looking at Ji Chunming beside her.

"It certainly doesn't look like cow dung. Cow dung comes in clumps, but this thing looks like an egg."

"The young doctor is still too young."

Such a live broadcast naturally attracted many people from the village to come and watch.

Then some villagers joined in the conversation.

The strange thing about the cow laying eggs happened some time ago, and as villagers, we had naturally seen the precious cow eggs in Jia Nanquan's house long ago.

At first, some people thought it looked like cow dung.

But the other object was so round, it looked exactly like an egg.

Furthermore, this egg has a very hard shell.

It won't even break if it falls.

It's not the egg of an oviparous animal in the traditional sense; it's very likely that this is what mammalian eggs look like.

At that time, experts from the county's veterinary station also came to see it.

The other party was also unsure what it was.

Now everyone knows that Professor Ji is the director of the Provincial Veterinary Research Institute. He is one of the most outstanding experts in Guizhou Province.

As for this veterinarian Zhang, he was advertised as very capable, but he just glanced at it and thought it was cow dung, which is incredibly careless.

"Um... I think we should trust science. First of all, cows are mammals and it's absolutely impossible for them to lay eggs. That goes against our common sense. As for whether it's cow dung or something else, we can actually investigate further, like cutting it open. What do you think, Mr. Jia?"

Ji Chunming also thought it looked like cow dung.

Of course, it's not cow dung in the traditional sense.

However, seeing how strongly everyone reacted, he felt he should be more tactful.

Furthermore, a very simple verification method was proposed.

That is, cut open this mysterious black-green egg, and you'll see what it is.

"That won't do! What if you cut it open and ruin the egg? I absolutely cannot let you cut it open. I was planning to apply for a world record with this!"

However, Ji Chunming's words immediately provoked fierce opposition from Jia Nanquan.

"..."

"It seems like this guy is overly obsessed with world records."

Low emotional intelligence: "This is cow dung." High emotional intelligence: "Trust science, why don't we cut it open and see?"

"Haha, so Dr. Zhang is too blunt. Look how eloquent Professor Ji is."

"How can you see it without cutting it open?"

"Let me tell you, why can't it really be cow testicles? If we had them at home, I wouldn't just let some expert cut them open like that."

Netizens had mixed opinions about the cow owner's words.

Some people find the cow owner's behavior excessively ridiculous.

Of course, some people agree with the other side.

"Uncle Jia, I don't think one bull testicle is enough to apply for a Guinness World Record. How about I get you two more?"

Just then, Zhang Lingchuan's voice rang out.

"what?"

"Take out two more??"

The surrounding villagers were all stunned.

It was as if they had heard something utterly unbelievable.

"Does our cow still have eggs?"

At that moment, Jia Nanquan's expression froze slightly.

"Yes, yes, yes, didn't you just say that this heifer has a poor appetite? It's because these testicles are blocked. I'll help you get them out."

As Zhang Lingchuan spoke, he took out his first-aid kit.

Compared to before, he can now perform surgeries much faster and make very small incisions.

After half an hour.

"My God! There really are still some!"

"How...how did these testicles end up in my stomach??"

Everyone was stunned.

Because they discovered that Zhang Lingchuan had indeed pulled several cow testicles out of the cow's belly, or more precisely, its stomach.

But these testicles were much smaller than the previous one.

"Zhang the veterinarian is really hardcore."

"Fine, you didn't want to cut open the cow's testicles, huh? Well, what a coincidence! I'll just take them out of your cow's belly and cut them open right in front of you."

After Zhang Lingchuan took it out, he cut it open on the spot.

One of them was full of furry things.

"Of course it's in the stomach, because this isn't a cow's testicle, it's cow hair. Your cow has pica and has eaten a lot of cow hair, which is why this kind of testicle has appeared in its stomach."

Zhang Lingchuan explained to the camera.

Cows with pica are not uncommon.

So when he was looking at this heifer, he took an X-ray of it.

They found that there were indeed some small bull testicles in the stomach.

"This……"

For some reason, Jia Nanquan's complexion looked rather unpleasant.

Or rather, it was extremely awkward.

"Look, this big cow egg does indeed contain hair, basically from the same lineage as these small cow eggs."

After some persuasion, Jia Nanquan finally agreed to make a small incision in the big bull's testicle.

The person who carried out this task was Professor Ji Chunming, a veterinary expert.

As soon as Niu Dan opened the box, Ji Chunming smiled.

"What a misunderstanding! It turns out it was all a false alarm!"

The couple both looked embarrassed.

"Actually, you can still apply for the Guinness World Record, but you could change it to the world's largest poop ball."

"No, didn't they smell something like this when it came out?"

"This result really... I thought a new species had appeared."

Studio.

Some viewers were quite sarcastic, while others were having a serious discussion.

“The main reason for this kind of pica in cattle is that you are not feeding them enough phosphorus. When they eat too little phosphorus, they will develop pica. I will prescribe some medicine for you to give to the cattle.”

Zhang Lingchuan was, after all, a veterinarian.

Now they're starting to prescribe medicine.

The blunder has come to an end.

Soon after, Zhang Lingchuan went to the homes of other cattle and pig farmers to conduct live broadcasts.

An hour later.

The live stream has reached a peak viewership of five million.

On Baidu, many people are searching for Yunshan Village, and there are even posts about the Hundred-Family Banquet.

"Veterinarian Zhang, how is our Hundred Families Feast? We also welcome friends in the live stream to come and enjoy our Hundred Families Feast here."

Director Rong, Township Head Fan, and Party Secretary Jia were all present.

At this moment, they started promoting the local delicacies.

Wow, it looks so lively!

"What a novel way to eat it, it looks like a long dragon."

"That roast chicken and sticky rice look really delicious."

"I love it! I'll try to find some time during this winter break to travel to a multi-ethnic county in Guizhou Province!"

……

Everyone was dazzled by the delicious food.

"I feel the same way as the viewers in the live stream. Thank you all so much for your support."

Zhang Lingchuan raised a cup of tea and thanked everyone.

“Secretary Jia, didn’t you say that Veterinarian Zhang can also treat people? When will you treat us all? I’ve had this headache for quite a while now.”

After everyone in the crowd had finished drinking, a middle-aged man asked with a smile.

The Party Secretary had previously mentioned that this veterinarian was a doctor at a major hospital and could provide medical consultations.

"Yes, yes, there is indeed a consultation session this afternoon. However, this session is just for consultation and will not prescribe any medication. Although no medication will be prescribed, it's a rare opportunity. If you have any strange symptoms, you can ask Veterinarian Zhang. After all, he is an expert in diagnosis."

At this moment, Elder Fan, the village head, began to speak to the onlookers.

"Mayor Fan, you are a high-ranking official, and we believe everything you say. But could I bring my grandson over later? He has maggots on his head... It's really creepy."

Just then, an elderly woman in her sixties came over and said something.

"Infested with maggots???"

As soon as these words came out.

The group from the media center present were all dumbfounded. How could maggots grow on a person's body?

And it's on his head!

"Old Jia, how come I've never heard you mention this before!"

Mayor Fan's tone was somewhat somber.

If a child has maggots on their head and doesn't receive treatment, or even if the child doesn't know it, then this isn't a newsworthy event, but a local scandal.

Director Rong's heart tightened as well.

Is the hype they finally built up about to explode?
Ugh.

I should have planned it in advance.

Look at what has happened now, such an unexpected thing!

"Grandma, has your grandson been injured recently? You don't need to bring him, I can go with you to see him!"

Just as the atmosphere at the scene became a little strange, Zhang Lingchuan's eyes widened and he asked a question.

If maggots grow on a person's head, the injury is very serious; at the very least, the flesh will rot and it could even be life-threatening.

But what unspeakable reason is there that the other party didn't take their grandson to the hospital when he was in such a state?

……

(End of this chapter)