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Chapter 348 A Smiling Half-Step to Madness: A Rare Case of Abandoning Treatment, Overturning the Entire Medical World!! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

"That looks like the wife of a traditional Chinese medicine doctor."

"What's going on? Could something have happened to the living traditional Chinese medicine doctor?!"

"Let's go, let's go over there quickly. It's rare to see his wife so panicked."

The living traditional Chinese medicine doctor is a well-known figure in Jiangkou Village.

As for the evaluation...

Previously, I just thought that the other person liked to study various medical techniques and even treated himself when he was sick. However, he was self-taught and I had never seen him cure anyone's illness except for himself. Therefore, the title of "living TCM doctor" was both a compliment and a criticism.

But nowadays, most people consider it a derogatory term.

Because of Uncle Guang.

The person only had rheumatism and knee pain.

Look at the prescription this traditional Chinese medicine doctor recommended to people, using wild celery as a poultice.

As a result, Uncle Guang's legs were covered in blisters.

In more serious cases, amputation may be necessary.

Only now do they realize that wild celery is poisonous; contact with the skin can cause blisters and rot, eventually leading to infection, and if ingested, it can be fatal.

"Mr. Zhang, you seem to be in such a hurry, something might have happened. Should we go up and check it out?"

Ashan asked.

“Zhang the veterinarian, you should go and take a look. I suspect he might have concocted some kind of remedy, and he might have ingested it and gotten poisoned. Look at what he's done to Uncle Guang.”

"That's what village head Yang Tong is saying."

Look at how Guangshu has become.

There's no guarantee you won't get poisoned.

"Alright, let's go take a look. Uncle Yang, I can't help you treat your leg. You'll have to go to the hospital to get it treated."

Hearing what the township head of Ashan and the village head of Yangtong said, and considering that he had successfully resolved the matter with Grandpa Yang, he decided to go and take a look.

If someone is truly poisoned, you can also give advice to get them to the hospital immediately.

Who knows, I might even end up with Grandpa Yang.

As for Grandpa Yang's leg.

If it's beef leg, then he'd be willing to give it a try.

But this is a human leg, and without a medical license, I certainly can't treat it.

Moreover, it is most appropriate to send this to the hospital.

"Ah... Dr. Zhang, you can't treat my leg, but you were able to treat that cow's head, which was so badly injured. I don't want it for free, I can pay for it."

Yang Daguang looked hesitant after hearing this.

Compared to a cow's head, my leg shouldn't be that bad, right?

He guessed it might be because it was free.

If he really wants to treat my illness, he will definitely pay me; there's no need to worry about that at all.

"Uncle Guang, he's a veterinarian. How can a veterinarian treat human illnesses? He needs a license to treat human illnesses!"

Village head Yang Tong began to speak.

After learning that Veterinarian Zhang was coming to their township, the township head actually held a brief meeting with the village chiefs.

The following is a brief introduction to Dr. Zhang's background.

I learned that the other person is a veterinarian who can only examine people but cannot treat them, because treating people requires a medical license or something similar.

"Huh? You need a certificate to treat illnesses? But we've already used it to treat our cow!"

Grandpa Yang was surprised after hearing the village chief say that.

"He's a veterinarian, he has a veterinary license, but he doesn't have a license to treat people."

Yang Tong answered quickly.

"Oh, I see... Well then, I'll go up and take a look too. This Yang Feng is actually using these weird prescriptions to harm people!"

It seems that Grandpa Yang has understood.

At the same time, they immediately realized what was happening.

An inexplicable anger immediately rose within him.

He originally thought the young man was there to treat his illness, but after receiving the prescription, he immediately put it into practice.

Who would have thought that it almost led to his amputation?

Although my legs hurt.

But Yang Daguang quickly followed.

"Sister-in-law, what's going on!"

Village head Yang Tong ran ahead and asked.

"Oh dear, Director, come quick! Something's happened to my son, Feng. Look at this mess! There's someone in the living room dancing around and laughing so hard he's practically hysterical."

The woman spoke in a very flustered manner.

The main group and villagers followed.

The photographer even pointed his lens at the living room.

The living room was a complete mess, as if it had been burgled.

In the middle of the living room, a man dressed in cotton-padded clothes was gesturing wildly, with a smile on his face and even white saliva dripping from his mouth.

Simply put, it's a state of gesturing wildly and drooling.

"This……"

"Sister Feng, what's wrong with your Yang Feng?"

"My God, how did this living TCM doctor suddenly become like this! Could he have taken the wrong medicine?"

Everyone in the village was dumbfounded.

He hurriedly asked his wife, a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine.

The other party's wife is the eighth child in her family.

Some call her Eighth Sister-in-law, while others simply call her Sister-in-law Feng.

"I... I don't know! These past few days he said he had a bit of scalp ringworm, so he looked up some medicine in a book and made a prescription for himself. He bought herbs in the county and also ordered some pills online. Today, when I asked him to go grocery shopping, he refused to go. He insisted that the prescription was almost finished and he was studying it at home. When I came back and saw this, the sky fell down!"

The woman slapped her thigh and said.

He was so excited that he was almost incoherent.

After all, her perfectly healthy husband suddenly became like this; what could she do?

"Heavens! The secret formula for 'Half-Step Madness with a Smile'!"

"+1, could you please publish this living TCM doctor's prescription so I can copy it? I suspect he has concocted the long-lost secret formula for the 'Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy'. I don't mean anything by it, as the saying goes, the sea of ​​learning is boundless, I just want to see it for myself."

"Seeking a prescription (same as crazy/doge)"

Stephen Chow was right.

"It's clearly a tragedy, but I can't help but want to laugh."

"Now the whole village knows."

The viewers in the live stream naturally saw this scene.

In an instant, gasps of surprise rippled through the crowd.

This is practically a real-life version of the "Smiling Half-Step Madness" character; it's so incredibly lifelike.

Some mischievous netizens even went so far as to ask for the same prescription.

"He first studied literature, but failed the imperial examinations for three years; then he learned martial arts, and in the training ground, he fired an arrow that hit the drummer, who then expelled him; so he studied medicine and became quite proficient. He wrote a good prescription, took it, and died... Here comes the real-life version."

"I am inexplicably reminded of what Sun Simiao said in his 'Essential Prescriptions Worth a Thousand Pieces of Gold' when he was over seventy years old: 'There are fools in the world who, after reading prescriptions for three years, believe that there are no incurable diseases in the world; but after practicing medicine for three years, they realize that there are no effective prescriptions in the world.'"

"Upstairs, a fellow medical student? Hahaha, indeed. Self-studying Traditional Chinese Medicine without guidance, just reading medical books and daring to prescribe medicine on yourself? The first two lines of the 'Four Hundred Herbs of Herbal Properties' are: 'The properties of all herbs have their own functions; warm, cool, cold, hot; tonifying, purging, and unblocking. The principal, assistant, adjuvant, and guide herbs, their application is crucial; their opposites and aversions immediately reveal good or bad fortune.' This situation falls into the category of 'immediately revealing good or bad fortune.' I just hope this self-taught TCM practitioner doesn't lose his life."

of course.

Many netizens who study traditional Chinese medicine also scoffed at this.

Because whether they are traditional Chinese medicine practitioners from a family or students of Chinese medicine colleges, everyone knows one principle.

There's room for error in taking a pulse and making a diagnosis, but if you prescribe the wrong medicine, that can be fatal.

Furthermore, the path for traditional Chinese medicine to be passed down in a family of practitioners is as follows: two years to learn virtue, three years to learn characters, five years to learn medicine, ten years to learn diseases, ten years to learn pain, ten years to inquire about medicine, ten years to inquire about prescriptions, and ten years to inquire about principles.

I believe Lao Shen is very familiar with this saying.

So Lao Shen ran away.

After all, sixty years have passed in the blink of an eye; who can withstand that?

However, while they were paying attention to this, they were also worried about this living traditional Chinese medicine doctor.

Don't really overdo it.

"Mr. Zhang... is this... is this okay to look at?"

Township head Ashan hesitated, as if he wanted to say something but then stopped.

He originally thought the person would be lying on the ground, and there might even be a scene of foaming at the mouth.

To everyone's surprise, it turned out to be a crazy, energetic dance in the living room.

Now even Ah Shan is losing confidence.

I don't know if Mr. Zhang will be able to see this.

After all, I've never seen anything like this before.

"Damn it! This is really crazy!"

Yang Daguang walked a little slowly.

But he also saw a group of people staring at him in the living room, while Yang Feng, the village's living traditional Chinese medicine doctor, continued to dance, laugh, and act crazy without a care in the world.

"I can't see any more... Let's just call an ambulance and go to the hospital with Grandpa Yang."

Zhang Lingchuan shook his head.

There's a yellow label above their heads.

The person should be out of danger.

It's likely that some hallucinogen was added to the prescription when he wrote it for himself, or that certain drugs interacted to create a hallucinogenic effect.

With a limited number of scans, the yellow-labeled area is too lazy to be scanned.

Let the hospital staff find the results.

"Yes, yes, dial 120."

The wife of the cheerful TCM doctor quickly called 120 (emergency services).

"It's rare for a veterinarian like Zhang to choose to give up treatment."

"The main problem is that there's really no cure for this; I just don't know if it's beyond saving."

"It can't be beyond saving, can it?"

"Actually, if you observe Zhang the veterinarian's expression, he would definitely say so if his life was in danger. On the contrary, his disgusted expression suggests that he is likely to be saved."

"Yes, the veterinarian's disgusted expression means there's no danger to his life. It's probably just that the medicine he took was laced with poisonous mushrooms. People from Yunnan Province can probably understand this feeling better."

The viewers in the live stream chatted amongst themselves.

"Mr. Zhang... someone like that living traditional Chinese medicine doctor from earlier, there shouldn't be any major problems, right?"

After spending some time in Jiangkou Village, they continued on to the next village.

And now another cow has gotten into trouble.

He showed off his potato so much that he foamed at the mouth.

Judging from that video call, he'll probably die soon.

So they rushed over there.

On the way, the township head asked him a question.

"It's possible he took some hallucinogenic drugs. Let's wait for the hospital to check."

Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.

We'll reach the next stop soon.

When they arrived, the old ox's belly was already swollen.

After a careful examination, it was discovered that a potato was stuck in the throat.

If this continues, they'll probably suffocate or die from bloating.

Ultimately, Zhang Lingchuan ignored the system's warnings and used a method that seemed to work out of nothing.

[System scan error... The foreign object stuck in the throat has been cleared... Treatment method: Pry open the mouth and forcefully push the tube in? Or break up the foreign object and let it fall into the stomach??]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained 1 Common Treasure Chest.]

The system is filled with insecurity.

However, in its system scan, the vital signs of the 'person' in front of it were indeed improving.

of course.

The question marks on the other end of the line were full of wit. After finishing with the cow, Zhang Lingchuan had lunch there, and then, amidst the villagers' exclamations of amazement, he castrated five pigs and fifteen chickens.

They then set off for the next village.

After a busy day until 6 PM, the number of viewers for today's live stream reached tens of millions.

And this day.

Gao Yanhua and Mao Qinqin's promotional article was sent out at 5 p.m. after going through multiple layers of review.

[Is Veterinarian Zhang a hidden gynecological expert? He saved a fetus with umbilical cord twisting using a vasectomy!]

[After the umbilical cord twisted 52 times and a four-and-a-half-hour battle, it was saved by this internet-famous veterinarian!]

[Millions of netizens are shocked! Obstetrics and Gynecology medical students are devastated! They angrily question, "You clinical veterinarians teach this stuff?!"]

The highest level of diagnostic skill lies in observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation; relying on the nose for diagnosis can save a patient's life in a critical situation!

……

This is the title of the article issued by the county.

Why is it only being sent out in the afternoon?

This was naturally after consulting with the publicity team in the multi-ethnic prefecture.

After all, the county's popularity soared and tourism boomed after Dr. Zhang's visit.

Their county definitely needs to follow suit.

However, Gao Yanhua and her group did not expect this.

With the opinions of publicity and media personnel, the article they produced was truly devastating for obstetrics and gynecology medical students, alumni of the university, and practitioners of traditional Chinese medicine.

It even ignited the entire internet.

In the obstetrics and gynecology department of a medical school, people are eating boxed lunches in the department on New Year's Day.

"Director, do you really believe a veterinarian can correct umbilical cord torsion using external cephalic version?"

"Give it to the cow or the dog?"

"Give a person... six months, and the umbilical cord twists fifty-two times."

"What—, who—"

The director gasped in shock, his pupils dilating in disbelief.

This phenomenon is spreading like a virus in obstetrics and gynecology clinics and online chat groups across the country.

Everyone was staring at the article officially released by the People's Hospital of Meibu County.

There were even local newspapers and government websites.

Generally speaking, if the People's Hospital officially publishes this article, it means that the matter is most likely true.

If the government website also published it, then it's definitely true.

"How is this possible!"

"Oh my god! It's Zhang Lingchuan from the emergency room! What's going on with this 'extreme' thing?! It feels like they're teaching him everything!!"

“Teaching him is one thing… but the key is that he learns so quickly.”

The young students and the old director were both mentally broken.

Don't be such a bully.

"My friend who studies Traditional Chinese Medicine said that their teacher's world has collapsed. 'Observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation...' This 'auscultation'... when did it become 'smell'?! The thing is, he actually found the cause of the disease by smelling it!!"

Yes.

At this moment, countless practitioners of traditional Chinese medicine were completely dumbfounded.

I re-examined the four characters '望、闻、问、切'.

Indeed, "smelling" includes smelling odors, but it also involves listening, mainly listening to the changes in the pitch, strength, clarity, and pace of the patient's speech, in order to distinguish the deficiency or excess, cold or heat of the illness.

This patient was wearing an oxygen mask, and he was already dizzy.

[Official Weibo account of Jizhi]

"Have some decency!"

"This is outrageous! You're teaching like this! You know veterinarians, emergency medicine, traditional Chinese medicine, and now obstetrics and gynecology! What are you trying to do? Are you trying to overturn the entire medical field?!"

Yes.

The official Weibo account of Jida has been flooded with criticism again.

"Director Li, you've kept this a secret for quite a while now. It's said you're Professor Qiu's top student? Do you have any information to share?"

As for the affiliated hospital.

Li Tinglan's phone rang.

"Haha, my teacher didn't tell me either~"

"But I'd guess it's probably true!"

"Oh my, you don't know, our obstetrics and gynecology department needs male doctors like Dr. Xiaochuan right now. Look at him, he's so handsome. The girls in our department are so happy to have him."

"Actually, I noticed him before, after that girl with choriocarcinoma. What? External valvular rotation exchange program? Interested in moving to the capital? Well, that's not something I can decide for you~"

See the message.

Li Tinglan was a little confused at first glance.

He was overjoyed.

The main reason is that Dr. Xiaochuan has such a good relationship with her best friend at the provincial hospital, and the best friend is also her mentor. Although she is very envious of Dr. Xiaochuan, she can't poach her best friend's person.

Furthermore, her best friend is also the teacher's daughter-in-law.

This makes it even more important not to act recklessly.

Who would have thought that experience would prevail, and the instructor had already completed the teaching work without saying a word.

unconsciously.

The pressure once again fell on Ms. Qiu Yinghe.

Zhang Lingchuan was unaware of this.

Because of his external cephalic version surgery, he has been noticed by his colleagues in the obstetrics and gynecology department, especially Professor Li Tinglan from the same university.

As the director of the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology at the affiliated hospital of Jida University, the other party had long been interested in this Dr. Ogawa.

In fact, a joint trial involving three judges is being prepared.

of course.

Zhang Lingchuan, who was enjoying a delicious meal of pickled cabbage, chicken blood, and potato soup, sour fish soup, wild mushroom stew, diced pork, salted duck, and roasted mutton, was naturally unaware of what was happening.

When Zhang Lingchuan returned to 9:00 at 9:30, he learned that yesterday's incident had indeed become a trending topic.

“Zhang Laoshi, you’re in the top fifteen trending topics… even Lao Shen’s whole family has been exposed and is trending.”

Song Wanqing was lying in bed.

"commit a sin……"

Zhang Lingchuan opened WeChat.

WeChat is quiet.

[Old Shen]

"Xiao Chuan, Happy New Year! You're probably having dinner now, right? We just ate too! We're waiting for you to come back~ "18:09"

"A group photo of Lao Shen, his wife, his husband, and his wife.jpg"

The only one was a group photo that Lao Shen sent.

It must have been taken by the nanny.

Everyone in the group photo is smiling.

But Zhang Lingchuan inexplicably felt a cold sweat breaking out on his brow.

He had no idea that the housewife was actually a gynecological expert, and even knew how to perform painless gynecological inversion.

It feels like the system is really pushing me into a fire pit this time.

"What's wrong, Lao Shen? Congratulations to Zhang Laoshi for getting your family trending on social media after all this time?"

Song Wanqing curiously climbed onto Zhang Lingchuan's bed, blinked her eyes, and asked with a smile.

have to say.

Zhang Laoshi's momentum is indeed impressive.

"Sigh... I'm so tired."

Zhang Lingchuan shook his head.

"I'm tired and sleepy, Zhang Laoshi, how about a bottle of Xipeng Special Drink?"

Song Wanqing pulled out a bottle of yellow beverage from somewhere.

Where is the camera?

Zhang Lingchuan did a somersault.

Looking around at the cameras.

This girl has so much energy!

I just got back from carrying bricks in the countryside, and I'm shooting an advertisement tonight.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Mr. Zhang, don't be so sensitive. There are no cameras... Although this company did approach me for an advertisement, I haven't had a chance to film it yet. This is a freebie, drink as much as you like."

Song Wanqing said.

It's usually for shooting commercials.

The merchant will definitely send some samples over.

So she also got a lot for free.

There was plenty of beverage for Teacher Zhang.

"..."

After confirming there were no cameras, Zhang Lingchuan opened the lid.

It's not that he's sensitive.

The main problem is that this girl does sometimes use you as advertising material.

“Zhang Laoshi, speaking of which, Dean Mao and Director Wei asked you to give a lecture at the hospital’s emergency department tomorrow. Do you have time to go? Dr. Wei said he’s here too and really hopes you can come, Zhang Laoshi.”

Song Wanqing brought up the requests made by Dean Mao and Director Wei.

"go Go."

Zhang Lingchuan shrugged.

They've already invited us, and Brother Wei has been so kind to them, it wouldn't be right not to go.

“Okok, Mr. Zhang, you continue to replenish your energy. I’ll talk to Dr. Wei.”

The night deepened.

Time quickly came to the next morning.

This night.

The seemingly eccentric but actually mad traditional Chinese medicine prodigy lay on the hospital bed, gradually regaining some consciousness, while next to him sat Grandpa Yang with a dark expression.

And Jiumei Village.

Mo Zhenxing and Li Caiping also drove their daughter to the county hospital early in the morning.

They planned to take the advice of the veterinarian Zhang and have an MRI scan done.

Let's check if my daughter really has a tumor in her brain, and it's that kind of craniopharyngioma.

Mo Zhenxing did not believe it.

After all, he still said the same thing.

Industry specializing in surgery.

This veterinarian may be able to treat other people's illnesses, but he might not be able to treat his daughter's!
After all, how could such a young child have such a serious illness!
nine thirty.

Emergency Department of County Hospital.

"Zhang Shen! Holy crap! You're finally here! I'm currently seeing patients with Lao Wei. There's a 10-year-old boy who complained of feeling unwell three months ago, and has had a persistent cough for almost a month. He said his throat felt very uncomfortable. His family thought it was just a cold and he'd been taking medicine for a month without getting better, until today when he coughed up blood and that's when they brought him here..."

Zhang Lingchuan saw Wei Zixi and his son as soon as he arrived.

Wei Zixi pulled him aside and started talking.

"Why are you delivering so late!"

Zhang Lingchuan frowned as he looked at the pale-faced child, who seemed drained of all his energy, because there was a red tag on the child's head!

"Sigh! My child is so naughty! I always thought he was faking illness to avoid going to school! It wasn't until he vomited blood this morning that I realized something was really wrong."

The parent was a thin, bony man.

His face was full of regret.

I initially thought my child was faking illness to avoid going to school.

Who would have thought that he was actually sick?

The problem is that the child only complains of a sore, itchy, and uncomfortable throat, and a urge to cough; there aren't any other serious symptoms!
Why did he suddenly start coughing up blood?
……

(End of this chapter)