Martial Arts Crossover: My Wife is the Top Scholar

Chapter 189 As expected, an accident happened

"Did Kong Wen come with weapons?"

"Are you speaking like a human being? The staff and tin staff that the old monk carries when he goes out, aren't they weapons?"

"Hiss~ That's right! That makes sense!"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard, speechless.

Weapons are a very broad concept, and the sword-unsealing stone has only symbolic meaning and cannot be strictly enforced.

Li Chenzhou's fists are his weapons. Did Li Chenzhou cut off his hands before going up the mountain?

Lu Fengxian, the Marquis of Yinji, abandoned his silver halberd and devoted himself to cultivating the Golden Finger Technique. His fingers are as sharp as knives, which he uses to compete for a place on the Weapon Ranking.

The Purple Rose Soft Sword is Li Zhaoting's waistband. Does this mean that Li Zhaoting needs to take off his pants before going up the mountain?

In this respect, the old monk has the greatest advantage.

He carries a nine-ringed tin staff as a ceremonial object, which can also be used as a weapon at any time. The kasaya he wears is paired with a unique skill from Shaolin called "Kasaya Subduing Demon Skill".

We can't let the old monk bow to the temple gate naked, can we?

Compared to swordsmen and knivesmen, the old monk could openly ignore the sword-removing stone, openly carry his weapon up the mountain, and no one could find fault with him.

Lan Fenghuang has the same advantage: nine divine dragons, feared by ghosts, encircle her waist. You say it's a weapon, I say it's jewelry, specially used for dancing for Li Zhaoting.

Do not believe?

I'll dance it for you right here!
At this point, Li Zhaoting looked down at Lu Xiaofeng's index and middle fingers, then at his mustache.

Lu Xiaofeng finally figured out how to retort: ​​"Your weapons are your face and your tongue. You have the face of a demon and the tongue of a devil, which is more terrifying than your sword. The Sword-Unlocking Stone should disfigure your face!"

Li Zhaoting sneered, "Lu Sandan, you bastard, you're picking up girls everywhere, isn't it all just because of your looks? You're clearly a stat-obsessed freak, but you insist on thinking you're more skilled!"

"My skills are amazing!"

"The Spirit Rhinoceros Finger is indeed very powerful!"

The two swordsmen laughed loudly, oblivious to everyone else.

Feng Suzhen couldn't stand it any longer. She grabbed Li Zhaoting's belt and threw him out. Xue Bing followed suit and threw Lu Xiaofeng out. The two of them were still laughing loudly in mid-air, and their laughter was chilling.

What are those two scoundrels up to?

Which hero will be sacrificed by these two?
The Five Elders of Kongtong were busy making deals with Li Zhaoting.

He Taichong was so ashamed by Tang Zhuquan's scolding that he looked utterly humiliated.

Yue Buqun never stands out as a troublemaker.

The Emei Sect came to offer birthday wishes.

Shaolin voluntarily conceded defeat.

Deng Dinghou and Ximen Sheng could not out-argue Yin Yewang.

Who else wants to steal the Dragon Slayer Saber?

To be honest, there are indeed people who want to take it.

Murong Fu!
If Murong Fu could force Zhang Cuishan to hand over the Dragon-Slaying Saber in front of thousands of heroes, his prestige would surely soar, and he might even become the leader of the martial arts world.

The idea sounds great, but it's actually nonsense.

If you don't want to be torn to pieces by the chaotic swords of the True Martial Seven Intercept Formation, don't be the first to stick your neck out. Wudang will always belong to Wudang!

Someone looked at Li Zhaoting.

Li Zhaoting scoffed, "What are you looking at me for? If I wanted to seize the Dragon-Slaying Saber, I would have found a deserted island when I met Zhang Wuxia, killed the sailors to silence them, and tortured them severely. Why would I need to return to the Central Plains?"

The heroes all nodded in agreement.

It's not surprising that Li Zhaoting's reputation shines even brighter than Yin Yewang's.

Murder, arson, and cover-up – a complete operation!

This perfectly matches Li Zhaoting's reputation in the underworld.

Tang Zhuquan shouted, "The one who wants the Dragon-Slaying Saber the most is actually me! My brother-in-law's surname is Long (Dragon), and if he dares to treat my sister badly, I'll kill him!"

Yin Yewang chimed in, "According to you, does that mean I should prepare a 'mountain-driving whip'?"

Tang Zhuquan said, "A mountain-splitting axe will do."

Zhang Cuishan's complexion was just like his name.

—His face was emerald green, his face had turned green!

Lu Xiaofeng said, "Fatty, what kind of weapon can deal with Li Zhaoting? I'll have Zhu Ting order a few."

Tang Zhuquan rubbed his chin and analyzed, "The character 'Li' can be broken down into 'Mu Zi,' which represents wood and is afraid of metal. 'Zhao' is his generation name, so no further analysis is needed. 'Ting' can be interpreted as courtyard, which represents bricks, stones, earth, and wood and is afraid of water and fire."

"so what?"

"A weapon related to metal, water, and fire is commonly seen in the courtyard. I know, it's scissors! Li Zhaoting is afraid of scissors, so go and prepare some!"

Tang Zhuquan proudly made a "V" sign!
Lu Xiaofeng pestered Xue Bing, asking about the relationship between scissors and water and fire, and whether water and fire were needed to make clothes.
Li Zhaoting patted Lu Xiaofeng and Tang Zhuquan on the shoulders with a look of regret: "Next time you're discussing how to deal with me, could you please not do it in front of me?"

Some of the heroes could understand it, while others could not.

Completely bewildered, he wondered if he should prepare a few pairs of scissors to guard against Li Zhaoting. Li Zhaoting was full of mystery, so he decided to use metaphysics to deal with him.

Those who understood whistled and laughed.

Wudang Mountain is filled with a joyful atmosphere.

What is Tang Zhuquan afraid of?

“Afraid of quitting drinking! Phoenix, go and research a drug that counteracts alcohol. After taking it, the smell of alcohol will make you want to vomit, and the taste will be like swill. It won’t take too long, just half a month.”

Li Zhaoting looked at Tang Zhuquan with a sinister gaze.

Tang Zhuquan ran away in a flash. His 300-pound body was more agile than a rabbit. He vowed that he would not eat any food that Li Zhaoting gave him, even if he starved to death.

The Taoist Master Huogong brought over some delicious food.

To entertain the guests, the Taoist priests from the nine branch temples of Wudang, along with the cooks from all the surrounding restaurants, were invited over. Wudang is a place of Taoist practice, and while it doesn't completely prohibit meat, there are a few things that are forbidden...

For example: Four things you shouldn't eat!

Some people explain that they don't eat wild geese because wild geese are chaste and faithful in love; they don't eat dog meat because dogs are loyal and protective of their homes; they don't eat snakehead fish because snakehead fish are filial; and they don't eat beef because oxen are diligent and kind.

Actually, there aren't that many twists and turns.

I don't eat beef because cattle are important assets and tools of production. Aside from Cheng Yaojin (a legendary figure known for his cunning and resourcefulness), whose cattle break their legs every day? Eating beef isn't that easy.
Over time, this has become a kind of "rule".

“Precepts” need to evolve with the times. From the perspective of production tools, a thousand years later, the precepts for Taoists are not to abstain from beef, but to abstain from tractors!
Cattle are no longer the tools of production; tractors, harvesters, and drones are now the tools. Therefore, I may drink alcohol and get my hair permed, but "eating tractors" is strictly forbidden!
During the meal, Li Zhaoting glanced at He Taichong and Yue Buqun. Among the martial arts practitioners present, there was one strongest formation that was hidden and would never be revealed unless under special circumstances.

A sword and saber formation jointly used by Kunlun and Huashan.

The Kunlun Zheng Liangyi Sword Technique and the Huashan Fan Liangyi Saber Technique combine sword and saber techniques, with the two elements transforming into the four symbols, the four symbols generating the eight trigrams, and yin and yang harmonizing, water and fire complementing each other, capable of generating 4,096 moves, with power far exceeding the Qiankun Great Shift.

In the original story, Zhang Wuji had mastered the Nine Yang Divine Skill and the Great Shift of the Universe, making his foundation several times stronger than that of He Taichong, Ban Shuxian, and the two elders of Mount Hua combined. He could easily capture one person alive and defeat three others with ease.

Even when the four of them joined forces to form a formation, despite it being their first time working together and lacking any tacit understanding, and only grasping two or three tenths of the essence, they almost managed to defeat Zhang Wuji.

Of course, Zhang Wuji was only unable to break the Yin-Yang Sword and Saber Formation, not unable to escape or kill. He was in grave danger because of his kind heart and never intended to kill. His protective inner energy from the fully mastered Nine Yang Divine Skill allowed him to withstand the combined attacks of four swordsmen, sustaining only minor injuries at most. He then seized the opportunity to kill one of them with the Seven Injury Fist, instantly breaking the formation.

What is the incantation for breaking the formation?
Cut through the backline! Kill the commander! Fight for casualties!

There's an even more shameless way to play.

He channeled his Nine Yang True Qi, roared at the top of his lungs, and no matter how exquisite or varied the enemy's moves were, as long as their skill was inferior to Zhang Wuji's, they would all be stunned by his power.

Many of Zhang Wuji's seemingly frustrating victories, such as dealing with the Yin-Yang Sword and Saber Formation or the Three Envoys of Persia, were due to either not wanting to kill or having their skills restricted by Jin Yong. Given Zhang Wuji's martial arts prowess, if he wanted to kill, no one could stop him.

With his flashy martial arts skills and the foundation of the Great Shift of Heaven and Earth, how could Feng Yunyue possibly withstand the full-force attack of the Seven Injury Fist? One punch and he's dead.

The birthday banquet had ended, and Li Zhaoting was in his guest room looking through the Seven Injury Fist manual. The more he looked, the more he felt a pang of regret. Such an awesome fist technique had actually been forcibly given a title by Jin Yong.

It is precisely because it is too powerful that the account must be banned.

If Zhang Wuji used the Seven Injury Fist to exchange injuries with injuries against any opponent, how could there be any difficulty in the dungeon?

Zhang Wuji is an incredibly tanky character, proficient in the Nine Yang Divine Skill, Tai Chi Fist, and the Great Shift of the Universe. He has strong defense, extremely high health, and is least afraid of trading blows.

As Li Zhaoting flipped through the boxing manual, he compared it with the Longevity Mantra mental cultivation method, his brows furrowing.

Something seems off!

The Longevity Manual is divided into seven chapters: Yin Yang and Five Elements, which correspond to the Seven Injury Fist. However, based on the analysis of the fist technique's formulas, Li Zhaoting's Yin Yang attributes are too strong. He needs to strengthen his internal organs first to allow the five elements of the five organs to generate each other before he can practice the fist technique.

Otherwise, the balance of Yin and Yang will be disrupted, and the Five Elements will be out of balance.

The human body corresponds to the five elements.

It's not just the five internal organs, but also the five senses.

Metal: Lungs, nose, skin, pungent flavor, sadness, large intestine

Wood: Liver, eyes, tendons, soreness, anger, gallbladder
Water: kidneys, ears, bones, saltiness, fear, bladder

Fire: Heart, Tongue, Pulse, Bitterness, Joy, Small Intestine

Earth: Spleen, Mouth, Flesh, Sweetness, Thought, Stomach
Imbalance of the five elements not only affects the five internal organs, but can also trigger a chain reaction. The most common symptom is internal heat, which manifests as tongue ulcers and a bitter taste in the mouth. This is often seen in the hot summer months when the air conditioner is broken...

The five elements interact in a generating and restraining manner. An imbalance in one element can lead to an imbalance in another. Excessive loss of Earth element can damage the spleen and stomach. Fire generates Earth, so in order to replenish Earth element, the heart and blood vessels are burdened, which in turn affects the liver and gallbladder.

Poor spleen and stomach function indicates poor diet.

People eat for food.

If you have a poor appetite, nutritional imbalance, indigestion, or diarrhea, there are definitely health problems.

Li Zhaoting combined the incantation of the Longevity Formula with the Seven Injury Fist body-tempering method, gradually tempering his internal organs.

The martial arts practitioners who participated in the birthday banquet all came down the mountain.

This was quite a spectacle.

First, a group of famous sects were severely criticized, followed by a fierce battle between Shaolin monks and the Seven Heroes of Wudang.

The only pity was that I didn't get to see Wudang's unparalleled Tai Chi, nor did I witness Lu Xiaofeng and Li Zhaoting's ability to kill people, which was somewhat disappointing.

The rumors were indeed false!
How could this happen... Oh my god!

……

"He Taichong, the leader of Kunlun Sect?"

A group of burly men dressed in brightly colored clothes, looking like bandits, blocked the Kunlun Sect's path. The leader was a burly man who was over ten feet tall and as strong as a bear.

How could there be bandits around Wudang?
Martial arts sects occupy mountains and rule over their own territory, so they have the responsibility to protect the stability of the local area. To put it more bluntly, Wudang needs the surrounding people to cultivate the land, sell their goods, and offer incense, so they must ensure the safety of the people.

The presence of bandits in the surrounding area indicates that Wudang is powerless to protect the local people and has lost its qualification to establish a sect. This applies to any sect, including the declining Huashan Sect, which is the last vestige of dignity for any sect.

In the original story, Yue Buqun and his wife, who were so poor that all they had left was their shop, heard that Tian Boguang was committing crimes in the area and immediately went to arrest him. However, they fell for a diversionary tactic, and Tian Boguang went around in circles to Mount Hua to look for Linghu Chong.

If bandits appear around Wudang, they are either Wudang disciples in disguise or outsiders in disguise. Judging from this guy's figure and physique, he is obviously a martial artist who is proficient in body-refining techniques. How could he possibly be a Wudang disciple?
He Taichong and Ban Shuxian exchanged a glance, drew their swords and charged at the burly man. The burly man laughed wildly, his bones and joints cracking as if a string of firecrackers had been lit.

A string of whips!

The body tempering technique has reached a state of perfection.

He is in no way inferior to Jinbi Tong or Wen Laoda.

At the same time, Mount Hua, Mount Kongtong, and Mount Emei were attacked by bandits one after another. These bandits used tall and strong men as vanguards, leading dozens or even hundreds of henchmen in a fierce charge, which had a military feel to it.

……

"Pfft!"

A short spear pierced Xuan Nan's back. Before the Shaolin monks could retaliate, another short spear shot out. Master Xuan Ming was caught off guard and was pierced through the chest by the spear.

Two burly men walked out laughing, followed by eight fierce-looking men. The men held strong bows, nocked arrows, and fired a rapid-fire barrage of arrows.

Kong Wen looked at the two burly men, who moved in and out in the same manner, and thought of two masters.

"The Meng Clan's Twin Demons, Meng the Great and Meng the Second?"

"You old bald monk, you've got some sense! Seeing the eight great guards under the Mongol Emperor, why don't you surrender?"

"Amitabha Buddha, I am a person outside the secular world, and in principle I should not meddle in worldly affairs, but you have killed two of my junior brothers, shouldn't you give an explanation?"

“That’s easy. We brothers will go through the trouble of sending you to hell so that you can be reunited.”

"Amitabha! Excellent, excellent! This humble monk truly did not wish to break the precept against killing. Please forgive my sins, Buddha!"

Kongwen reached around his waist and pulled out an iron chain hidden in his belt. Monks wear robes when they go out, which are wide and have large sleeves, so the chain can be perfectly hidden.

Emptiness and wisdom also shed their chains.

Seeing a single iron chain, Meng Da and Meng Er weren't afraid; they had a good brother who was a master of chains. But seeing three chains, Meng Da and Meng Er were terrified.

The three chains represent the most refined and suitable formation for martial arts combat in Shaolin: the Vajra Subduing Demon Formation!
"Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!"

Three chains shot towards Montana and Montana II.

The Vajra Subduing Demon Formation requires perfect understanding and a solid foundation, like the Three Crossings. It also requires thirty years of secluded meditation. Kongwen and his fellow disciples have practiced this method for more than ten years, but their strength is far inferior to that of the Three Crossings. They can only use it as a last resort in a desperate battle.

Previously, when facing the True Martial Seven Intercept Formation, Kong Wen and his two companions did not concede defeat after Si Xuan was defeated, because they had the powerful trump card of the Vajra Subduing Demon Formation. Unfortunately, the Seven Heroes of Wudang fought steadily and did not give them any chance.

Kong Wen made a decisive move and voluntarily admitted defeat.

Apart from a handful of people including Li Zhaoting and Lu Xiaofeng, no one noticed that Kong Wen had a weapon hidden at his waist.

Kongxing laughed wildly: "Tartars! Prepare to die!"

Meng Da and Meng Er revealed mysterious smiles. Instead of retreating, they took the initiative to rush into the formation.

……

"laugh!"

Gang Ying clutched her throat and collapsed in despair.

He was an inner disciple of the Vajra Sect in the Western Regions, proficient in the Shaolin Vajra Subduing Demon Divine Power, and possessed immense strength. He led dozens of men to launch a surprise attack on the Emei disciples by waterway, thinking he could capture them all in one fell swoop, but unexpectedly, he was cut down like a vegetable.

Ximen Chuixue blew on the blood on his sword.

Fresh blood fell and blossomed into blood flowers!
(End of this chapter)