Martial Arts Crossover: My Wife is the Top Scholar

Chapter 306 Luring the Enemy, Forty-Nine Styles of the Seven Wolves Whip Technique
The Yellow River flows far up into the white clouds;

A lone city amidst towering mountains;

Why should the Qiang flute lament the willows?
The spring breeze does not reach Yumen Pass!
After more than two months away from the border, I'm finally back!

Oh my god, I'm exhausted!
Who knew that the requirements for kidneys when going beyond the Great Wall were so high!
Even the indestructible Vajra Divine Skill couldn't withstand it!

Li Zhaoting was spouting nonsensical rants.

Li Xunhuan and Tang Bohu kept their distance.

Di Qing's ears were stuffed with lamp wicks and cotton.

Feng Suzhen and Meizhu whispered to each other in the back.

"Miss, you're in big trouble!"

Mei Zhu mysteriously extended two fingers.

Feng Suzhen asked in surprise, "What's wrong with me?"

Mei Zhu smiled and said, "In the past, every time we went out, Yu Yan and I would take turns serving the master, keeping an eye on him to prevent him from having affairs and recording his every word and action."

This time, the young lady personally accompanied him, and instead of stopping the master from philandering, she actively helped him.

If the two ladies found out about this...

"Miss, you should try some family discipline!"

Mei Zhu's face was full of schadenfreude.

A country has its laws, and a family has its rules.

The first wife made a mistake and was punished twice.

Feng Suzhen sneered: "My husband is philandering, why should I be punished? Let him take the punishment in my place!"

Mei Zhu clicked her tongue: "Miss, unfair rewards and punishments will damage your prestige! Giving me hush money won't help; these things can't be kept secret, they've probably already spread throughout the martial arts world!"

Just imagine, the captain of the Central Plains delegation's guards conquered the princess of Kucha—what a shocking piece of news that would be!

From the perspective of the martial arts world, Sword Forging City is the holy land of sword forgers in the world. The heir suddenly becomes a woman and develops feelings for the most famous swordsman in the Central Plains.

Who can stop the spread of information?

Once the mission has passed through Yumen Pass, you can inquire about it.

It's estimated that the news has already spread throughout the streets and alleys, and the well-informed opera troupes have even put on a performance.

Miss, you're in for a world of trouble!
Of course, you don't need to be too upset!

Meizhu and Miss will live and die together!
We'll both be punished!

Mei Zhu patted his chest, showing his strong sense of loyalty.

Feng Suzhen: What the hell can I say? I dug my own grave! It's all my husband's fault for being so promiscuous!
Li Zhaoting felt a chill down his back.

Something bad seems about to happen.

After passing through Yumen Pass, all that could be seen and heard along the way were tales of Li Zhaoting's romantic affairs. Some said that Li Zhaoting had become the son-in-law of seven small kingdoms in the Western Regions, while others said that Li Zhaoting had killed hundreds of swordsmen in the Western Regions with a single sword strike.

The closer they got to the Central Plains, the more bizarre the rumors became.

When the delegation returned to the capital, the rumor had changed to Li Zhaoting going to Kunlun, fighting demons with his sword, gaining the approval of twelve kings, and recruiting princes from twelve kingdoms.

Li Zhaoting couldn't help but look at Di Qing.

Li Zhaoting has ample evidence to prove that the rumor was spread by Di Qing, because the male protagonist of the story is Di Qing himself. In order to divert attention, Di Qing shifted the story and made Li Zhaoting take the blame.

Unexpectedly!

You, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, are actually so wicked!

Li Xunhuan and Tang Bohu went to the palace to report on their duties.

Li Xunhuan carried a stack of memorials.

Tang Bohu was carrying a large wooden box.

The wooden box contained hundreds of paintings.

This is Tang Bohu's "secret mission".

Li Zhaoting went straight home.

Li Nanxing laughed loudly: "Look who's back! The dignified prince consort of twelve kingdoms has actually deigned to return!"

Li Zhaoting looked at Li Nanxing with a face full of regret, lamenting why his father wasn't named Long Aotian: "Our family doesn't have such powerful kidneys, our bodies can't handle it!"

"You're not feeling well, how can you blame me?"

"Nonsense! Because I'm your child!"

"Your father is in very good health."

"Hehe! Hehe! Tsk tsk!"

Li Zhaoting didn't say a word, but spoke three times in succession.

Yuanbao lay down at Li Zhaoting's feet, mimicking Li Zhaoting's tone and echoing him. As one of the earliest voice actors in history, Yuanbao's dubbing skills were already superb.

"You unfilial son, come and learn the family rules!"

Li Nanxing grabbed his belt.

The Seven Wolves Whip Technique, a 49-Road Formation!
It is said that on that night, the entire capital city could hear ghosts wailing and wolves howling. From then on, many whip masters appeared in the martial arts world, and the soft leather whip became popular.

……

A silver ingot was thrown into an abandoned brick kiln.

It was Li Zhaoting who threw out the silver ingot.

The abandoned brick kiln houses Dazhi Datong.

Li Zhaoting asked, "Where is Wolf Mountain?"

"It is the gateway to Shu, not far from Jiange. The mountains are full of vicious wolves and are the most dangerous bandit dens."

Who is the leader of Wolf Mountain?

“Grandpa Zhu Wu, however, Grandpa Zhu Wu has rarely appeared in the last three years, it seems he has fallen seriously ill.”

"If I want to wipe out the bandits of Wolf Mountain, how can I gather them together and prevent them from escaping?"

"In the past two years, there has been a mysterious ritual in Langshan to worship the Sun King. During the ritual, young people go to hold celebrations, while the elderly guard Zhu Wu Taiye."

Where is the headquarters of the Underworld Mountain Sect?

"Chang'an."

How many experts does the Underworld Mountain Sect have?

"There are no more than five above the Earthly Fiends Ranking. The strongest is the leader, Nie Xiaofeng. Her martial arts are very unique, with both righteous foundations and insidious demonic methods."

"If I want to destroy the Mingyue Sect and kill all its high-ranking members, what date should I do it?"

“Every year on the fifteenth of July, the Mingyue Church holds a grand celebration, and all the high-ranking figures will attend. If you want to destroy the Mingyue Church, you only have one chance a year.”

"I've heard that Consort Li Qiushui of Western Xia has several highly skilled martial arts assistants, one of whom she has known for over thirty years. What is her identity?"

"Danfeng Pavilion, Water Red Peony!"

Who is Shui Hongshao?

"A stunning beauty who bewitches the world, she enjoys seducing married men and making them her lackeys. She also enjoys watching abandoned women wail and cry. Shui Hongshao is skilled in claw techniques and adept at using the poison Seven-Step Intestine-Severing Red."

Shui Hongshao never provokes any prestigious sects; she only uses her beauty to seduce men. Even if she wants to uphold justice, the love between men and women is consensual, so who can say anything?
More than 20 years ago, seven chivalrous heroes of the martial arts world used a series of schemes to lure Shui Hongshao into a deadly situation, intending to burn her alive. Li Qiushui rescued Shui Hongshao.

Over the past twenty years, Shui Hongshao has been training disciples and cultivating elites, and is about to launch a revenge attack on the seven people.

It's going to be another fierce battle!

How old is the Heavenly Mountain Child Granny this year?

Ninety-six years old!

Is there a successor?

"We found a successor five years ago."

What has Lu Xiaofeng been up to lately?

“He’s been running around carrying the blame you’ve assigned him. He even went to Lingnan a while ago. Don’t let him get away with this.”

"What do you mean I tricked him? How did I trick him? He went to Lingnan to eat lychees! Let me tell you a secret, Lu Xiaofeng's favorite fruit is lychee!" "Thank you for letting me know!"

What has Tang Zhuquan been busy with lately?

"Blind date!"

"with who?"

"The eldest daughter of the Zhu family of Wanjintang in Suzhou."

Where is my elder brother, Xiao Feng?

"He's been seeing Xiao Shiyilang lately."

"I'm fine now!"

Li Zhaoting threw in the last ingot of silver.

Not long after, the grandson of the turtle crawled out of the brick kiln carrying a large pile of silver ingots, and couldn't help but wipe away his cold sweat.

"Great Wisdom and Great Connectivity" is not easy to do!
Li Zhaoting's questions are wildly imaginative.

The grandson of a turtle couldn't figure out what connection Wolf Mountain and Mingyue Sect had, and he didn't understand when the two forces had provoked Li Zhaoting. Li Zhaoting's family was in Jinling, Wolf Mountain was in Sichuan, and Mingyue Sect was in Chang'an. The two sides kept to themselves and didn't interfere with each other. Where did Li Zhaoting get such murderous intent?
The determination to kill was so resolute that it was as if they would perish together.

Could it be that Langshan killed Li Zhaoting's relatives and friends?

Not so!

In recent years, Langshan has declined significantly, with the younger generation indulging in pleasure and no longer bearing the title of Wolf King.

Even if they had a thousand lives, they wouldn't dare to mess with Li Zhaoting. The bastard curled his lip, forgot about Li Zhaoting's problem, and only remembered one thing: Lu Xiaofeng loved to eat lychees. This information was very valuable and could be sold to Lu Xiaofeng's lover for at least fifty taels of silver.

The grandson of a turtle could never have imagined the source of his murderous intent.

There are priorities.

For Li Zhaoting, the most important thing is to destroy Wolf Mountain and the Underworld Sect. He must swiftly and decisively destroy the Pandora's box that is about to be opened.

The high-ranking members of the Mingyue Sect are scattered and can only gather together on the fifteenth of July. They should not be touched for a short period of time, lest they scatter like birds and beasts and the Wolf Mountain be destroyed first.

……

There are many wolves in Langshan.

It is said that all wolves in the world, big and small, male and female, of all kinds, come from Wolf Mountain. When they are about to die, they all return to Wolf Mountain to die.

This is, of course, just a legend.

There are many legends in the world that are close to myths; some are beautiful, some are mysterious, and some are terrifying.

Wolf Mountain is the most terrifying!

Everyone in the martial arts world knows that there are no wolves in Wolf Mountain, only a group of bandits who are even more ferocious and ruthless than wild wolves.

They killed not only wolves, but also people.

They killed far more people than wolves.

People in the martial arts world gave Wolf Mountain a nickname.

—Werewolf!
The bandits of Wolf Mountain were not ashamed, but rather proud. They gave different names to the wolves of different social classes based on their gender, age, and gender: the Night Wolf, who was good at ambushing; the Gentleman Wolf, who was good at strategizing; the Man-Eating Wolf, who was ferocious and ruthless and killed countless people; and the Playful Wolf, who lived a life of debauchery.

Xi Lang is a young generation of bandits from Langshan.

They grew up in Langshan and never experienced the hardships of building a family and career. They indulged in food, drink, and pleasure from a young age, leaving them extremely empty inside and rapidly sliding towards the brink of depravity.

It's rare for a bandit's den to last three generations.

When the older generation of bandits dies out, the new generation of bandits often squanders their fortunes and eventually dies. As one gang of thieves is destroyed, a completely new gang is born.

……

The sky is high and the air is clear, with not a single cloud in sight.

Two sedan chairs and one horse-drawn carriage, the flag of Ningyuan Escort Agency fluttering in the wind, the escorts walking in front, calling out loudly for help, the whole caravan consisted of about ten people.

Inside the carriage was the eldest daughter of the Wang family from Guanzhong. Inside the two sedan chairs were a man and a woman. The man was the sickly eldest son of the Wang family, who needed to travel through Langshan to Sichuan, then on to Yunnan and Guizhou, to seek medical treatment at Yaowang Valley. The woman was the eldest daughter of the Lan family, who had been engaged to the eldest son of the Wang family three months ago. The Ningyuan Escort Agency was poorly managed, and the escorts were leaving one after another.

It is said that Ningyuan Escort Agency was acquired.

Who acquired it remains unknown to this day.

The Wolf Mountain bandits knew something good: this caravan, with only five bodyguards and two porters, had two young ladies and a sickly man. They were very valuable hostages, and could be extorted for at least seventy or eighty thousand taels of silver.

The Wolf Mountain bandits also knew one more thing: all five bodyguards were experts, including the chief bodyguard and deputy chief bodyguard of Ningyuan Escort Agency. The escorts were experts in disguise; one was Tang Zhuquan, and the other was named Xiaoyuer.

They also learned one last thing: the eldest son of the Wang family was extremely skilled in martial arts, but he was too eager for quick success and ended up suffering a qi deviation during practice, causing his two meridians to rupture inch by inch.

Guards of this caliber certainly don't need to pay protection money to the Wolf Mountain bandits. The Wolf Mountain bandits really like these kinds of people; they're young, arrogant, and foolish.

Fools are the greatest nemesis of bodyguards.

No matter how experienced a chief镖师 (bodyguard/escort) is, he will not have a good ending when faced with a foolish employer.

Countless skilled, experienced, and renowned bodyguards have died because their employers dragged them down.

Young Master Wang is just that kind of person.

This guy is not far from death!

The bandits of Langshan decided to make a deal.

They opened the entrance and spread their pockets.

As night fell, the convoy entered Wolf Mountain, where wolves howled all around, as if entering the jaws of wild wolves.

……

Wolf Mountain is not steep; in fact, it can be said to be the gentlest mountain range around Jiange. The danger is never the mountains and rivers, but the bandits on the mountain.

The convoy stopped in a warm mountain valley.

Xiaoyuer and Tang Zhuquan lit the bonfire.

Tang Zhuquan complained with a face full of displeasure: "Go to hell with Wolf Mountain bandits! What kind of bullshit Wolf Mountain is this? It's all just grass and leaves. The grass here is more powerful than swords."

Langshan is home to a specialty called "Qinglangcao," a long vine covered in barbs. It is exceptionally tough and contains toxins; a light scratch on the skin will leave a bloody mark and cause a burning pain.

Tang Zhuquan was obese and very sensitive to heat. He was wearing very little clothing and was scratched dozens of times. In addition, he was bitten by mosquitoes and was so uncomfortable that he scratched his ears and cheeks.

"Hurry up and bring me a few wolves, otherwise all this fat will just become mosquito food!"

Now I know why people love money!
It’s great to have money!
When we go out, we can take a car, and there are even people to carry us.

Why don't I have that kind of luck?

Damn it!

"Making money as a bodyguard is fucking tough!"

Tang Zhuquan took out a bottle of medicated oil and rubbed it haphazardly on his body. A mountain breeze blew, and his whole body felt cool.

Little Fish instinctively covered his nose.

Tiger Balm is a good thing.

However, the smell was too strong.

The little fish has a keen sense of smell. Tang Zhuquan had been traveling all day and smelled of sour sweat mixed with the smell of medicated oil, which made people dizzy.

Tang Zhuquan swung his foot: "Be content! Fatty didn't take off his shoes, otherwise I would have made you all faint!"

Little Fish couldn't help but complain: "Fatty, I remember Li Zhaoting gave you a divine weapon that could emit cool air anytime, anywhere, especially suitable for relieving the summer heat. Where is that weapon? Take it out and cool off!"

Tang Zhuquan pointed to the caravan: "Young Master Wang said he wanted to lure out the Wolf Mountain bandits and told me to hide the Heavenly Dragon Trident to avoid exposing my identity."

Little Fish looked completely bewildered: "Big Brother! How can you fake your figure? Who the hell wouldn't recognize you?"

Tang Zhuquan smiled bitterly: "The eldest son of the Wang family has a very good relationship with my father. He used sweet words to persuade my father. Everyone says that pretty boys are wicked, but this guy has a clean-cut face and a heart so wicked that pus flows from his feet."

At this point, Tang Zhuquan whispered mysteriously in Xiaoyuer's ear: "I heard that the eldest young master of the Wang family did not suffer internal injuries, but rather his kidneys were severely damaged due to excessive indulgence in philandering. He went to Medicine King Valley to treat his kidneys."

"Weren't you going to treat internal injuries?"

"That's a euphemism. I also heard that this guy was caught peeping at a widow bathing in the next village, and was discovered by the two heroes of Wudang, Yu Erxia, and was struck by the Tiger Claw Severing Hand!"

Tang Zhuquan's utter nonsense is completely irresponsible.

Little Fish: Who is the Demon Star of Evil Valley!

　Only three chapters today, I need to think about how to write the new story...

　　
　
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