I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.
Chapter 32 The Underwear War 20
Chapter 32 The Underwear War 2.0 (Please continue reading, please vote with monthly tickets!)
How much of a ripple did the combined approach of radio advertising, book publishing, and strong critical support create in America?
A newspaper with a good intentions conducted a survey.
The Voice of Freedom's "live broadcast" of the Logan lawsuit and its "reprinting" of the Sun's open content greatly fueled people's enthusiasm for owning a radio, and radio sales across the United States surged by at least 30% during this period!
When the lawsuit officially began, Logan's lawyer responded with a statement denying all the allegations. Voice of Freedom followed the proceedings live from beginning to end, and newspapers of all sizes began to follow suit.
At this point, even in rural areas without electricity, people learned about this "ant challenging an elephant" lawsuit from the newspapers!
Just then, whether it was feeling the pressure or being furious about the publication of "Fifty Shades of Grey," "The Elephant" kicked the field!
Under the leadership of the Catholic Church where Reverend Edward served, several conservative religious and cultural organizations—including Protestant dioceses, Catholic clubs, Boy Scouts, and the Knights of Columbus—gained influence over governments in various regions.
The publication and sale of "Fifty Shades of Grey" in this country is prohibited!
Victoria's Secret bras are banned from advertising and sales in this area!
Voice of Freedom is banned from being listened to locally!
In short, ban it, ban it, and ban it again!
When this series of "elephant crushing" was confirmed, Logan was not devastated. Instead, he took a second to process it, another second to confirm that he was still in reality, and then a second to suppress his laughter.
Half a second later, his saliva involuntarily sprayed out with a "pfft" sound.
"What kind of telepathic cooperation is this? Richard, tell me honestly, do you have some kind of shady deal with that old bastard Edward?"
"Pah!" Richard was disgusted and said sarcastically, "Isn't this a result of someone's heart being too dirty?"
—You really can't blame the conservatives for imposing guilt by association!
When assembling the legal team, the top lawyers analyzed that winning a federal "underwear lawsuit" would not be difficult, but winning a state-federal "pornographic newspaper lawsuit" would not be easy.
Logan immediately asked Richard to "add unnecessary details" to the book publishing plan.
In short, it involves modifying and adding some plot points to the published version of "Fifty Shades of Grey," using the Victoria's Secret bra as a prop that is particularly powerful in the S&M relationship between the male and female protagonists throughout the story.
That wasn't all; he also added a novel-themed set to the Victoria's Secret bra product line, emphasizing a strong binding effect.
How could conservatives not explode after being treated so disgustingly?
As for why Logan wasn't afraid of their explosion, reality soon provided the answer.
"Fifty Shades of Grey" was banned in many parts of the United States, but it became a bestseller and Richard's fame spread far and wide. He truly became a well-known author in the United States!
The ban on "Voice of Freedom" did not suppress the most popular radio station; instead, it was ridiculed by listeners across the country—"I listen to it at home on the radio, how can you ban me?"
As for Victoria's Secret bras, after they were banned in many places, not only local women, but also some men secretly bought them.
Don't ask, I just bought it for my sister.
The truth is, Fifty Shades of Grey truly opened up a new world for many simple and honest Americans.
—The simple and honest villagers were shocked to learn that sexual games could be played in such a creative way.
—The Victoria's Secret bra is really versatile. It can be used as a prop for the occasion or as regular underwear. It's a win-win situation!
"Fifty Shades of Grey" first swept through university campuses, becoming highly praised by young college students who were eager to try new things.
After it was banned from sale, it swept across the United States.
The novel's fresh content and bold descriptions garnered praise even from critics. People not only read it secretly but also frequently "practiced" the scenes with their partners—at this time, the Americans were eager learners, thirsting for knowledge. This also led to an unexpected incident: Chicago's reputation suffered once again!
Because the novel is set in Chicago, now the whole of America knows that Chicago is a very open city, and the "Windy City" is actually the "city of ladies".
Many people even came specifically to visit, only to find that Chicago indeed has a lot of quirky gaming clubs—Chicago people know how to strike while the iron is hot, or rather, to develop the service industry while it's hot.
Some bold newspapers even dug deeper, exclaiming: "Half of the buyers of the Victoria's Secret Bra novel sets are men, whether in New York or Chicago, or in major cities across the United States. This shows that this immoral game has spread like a contagious disease throughout the country."
The "Upright Moral Character Legion" has exploded again!
Then, some "genius" came up with an idea: they collected a bunch of Victoria's Secret bra novel sets and performed a "sacred fire exorcism" in front of the media!
"Burn my broken body, blazing holy fire. What joy is there in life, what sorrow in death? For the sake of good and the elimination of evil, only for the sake of light..."
Pshaw, wrong channel! It should be, "We swear to never coexist with the depraved and licentious devils!"
The baffling act of "burning underwear" shocked the entire United States.
Then, the women's groups exploded!
—The “underwear debate” has brought about a significant change in the values of women across the United States.
The "lady" of the past has become an older woman who wears a crinoline all day and suppresses her own thoughts.
The so-called "Puritanical" woman is usually considered to be a woman with a blue nose, vulgar and unpleasant.
Young women all want to project an open-minded, free-spirited, and fashionable image.
Victoria's Secret bras have become a symbol of freedom and fashion in this era, something that can be discussed openly with men.
The previous bans on its sale in various places had already angered local women—what, you can't win an argument so you resort to violence?!
Now, they also want to prevent fires and burn the animals to exterminate them all?
Led by the women's liberation organization to which Sarah belongs, women's groups across the United States have launched a series of lawsuits against the local "decent behavior legions":
They are suing them for banning the Voice of Freedom from being listened to locally, which they claim is unconstitutional!
The lawsuit alleges that banning Victoria's Secret bras from advertising and selling locally is unconstitutional!
The lawsuit alleges that banning the publication and sale of "Fifty Shades of Grey" locally is unconstitutional!
Logan swears this has absolutely nothing to do with him! He didn't do anything to stir things up! Guaranteed!
But nobody cares anymore.
The media is in an uproar, with everyone crying for help. Their lives matter too; they can't handle this constant stream of news, they'll be exhausted!
Courts across the United States are about to explode. We are supposed to be places of justice, but you guys have turned them into a marketplace with your back-and-forth!
The underwear war reached its climax, known in history as the "Second Civil War of America!"
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(End of this chapter)
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