I was acting crazy in North America, and all the crazy people there took it seriously.

Chapter 74 Please, you gangsters, don't be so righteous!
At this moment, the Irish trio looked at each other in bewilderment.

The Mafia announces a major crackdown on crime!

The Mafia is really cracking down on crime!

While cracking down on crime, the Mafia is also sending a signal to the underworld: Chicago's big stage is for heroes!

"I'm so shocked!" Donald's face was filled with disbelief. "Logan, what do you think?"

"I'm absolutely shocked!" Logan stared blankly at the Sun newspaper on the table, which contained the Mafia's "Letter to the Citizens." "Richard, what do you say?"

“I’m shocked! Absolutely shocked!” Richard murmured, as if reciting a Russian nesting doll.

Who said no!
Are gangsters taking the initiative to crack down on criminals?
What are these Italians up to?
Are they brainwashed by spaghetti?
"Are they attacking our Hall of Fame?" That was the only reason Donald could think of.

“No, I think he’s actually enhancing the prestige of the Heroes List,” Logan said, his eyes narrowing slightly.

"How so?"

Logan's finger poked at the "Letter to All Chicago Citizens" in the newspaper. "Look, he said that low-class foreign criminals and local scumbags who can harm Chicago citizens are the targets he wants to crack down on."

"He even went so far as to say in the underworld, 'Chicago only welcomes true heroes,' warning those incompetent fools not to come and deliver themselves to their doom. Sounds like that'll scare people away, doesn't it?"

Donald nodded: "Yes! Who would dare to come?"

"On the contrary," Richard interjected, snapping back to reality, "he only targets low-level crime, which doesn't push away the real tough guys. Instead, it's like he's saying: You can come to Chicago, but you have to be qualified! You have to be worthy of this stage!"

"This is fucking raising the bar for Chicago's underworld and elevating its overall sophistication! If you were a true expert, wouldn't you be interested?"

Donald clicked his tongue, having to admit that he was indeed very likely to be interested.

"Are the Italians really that kind?"

"What losses have the Italians suffered?" Richard retorted. "They won't attack their own people, their accomplices. They're just insignificant foreign criminals; what difference would it make if they did?"

"And you're forced to keep up too!"

watt? !
Why should I follow?

Logan chimed in, "If you don't keep up, all the petty thieves will come to your turf, and it'll become a complete mess. If it gets too chaotic, I'm afraid no one will come to your bar anymore!"

Richard nodded. "But if you follow along, the Italians will gain all the fame, since he's the one who advocated it, and you'll just be following his orders."

“Shit!” Donald muttered incredulously, “When did the Italians become so smart?”

Who knows!
"On the bright side, it's not like we're completely without benefits."

Logan shrugged and said, "If Chicago really becomes a lawless, chaotic crime capital with heinous crimes every day, my list of heroes will be vandalized with red paint or even bombed."

“That makes sense.” Richard didn’t want Chicago to become a place where you could encounter bullets flying everywhere you went.

"So, do we really have to keep up?" Donald felt uneasy.

Criminals actively fight against other criminals?

What the hell is going on here?!
But this is the current state of affairs in Chicago.

The police are colluding with gangsters and are getting themselves fat and bloated.
The police chief was only thinking about colluding with the media and creating hype around celebrity police officers;

Meanwhile, the gangs are diligently working to restore order, crack down on crime, and protect the safety of citizens!

Nuclear theory, so very nuclear theory!
To use a phrase that outside journalists increasingly like to use, this is very Chicago!
……

Very quickly! Following the Mafia's "anti-gang campaign" in the south, the Irish gang has now launched its own "border security" operation in the north!
The bizarre street scenes in Chicago have taken another leap forward!
Donald's team has a more rugged and direct style.

His men rushed into the streets, hunting down the "unofficial" criminals of the Irish gang like rabbits, often accompanied by more fists and kicks and Irish-style "warm greetings."

"Kid, you've come to the wrong place!" (Bang! A punch)
"Idiot, don't you know how to read the wind? You still dare to cause trouble?" (Bang! A kick)
"Welcome to the Irish gang!" (Throws him onto the car with a thud)

Based on the criminal information provided by the gang, they take him down, throw him into the car, and send him to the police station... a one-stop service!

Sometimes, when the Mafia and the Irish gang bump into each other in front of the police station, they will exchange knowing glances, as if they are competing to see who can "contribute" more and higher-quality criminals.

The worst off is the Chicago Police Department.

Previously, when only the Mafia were "delivering goods," the situation was absurd, but the pressure was still manageable.

Now, with the Irish gang involved, efficiency has doubled!
The area in front of the police station had become a bustling "criminal delivery market."

The Mafia's car had just left when the Irish gang's car arrived.

Criminals were unloaded from truckloads, one after another, like cargo being dumped.

"Officer, we've delivered three more truckloads of 'garbage' to you. Please sign for them!"

"We left five bundles of evidence at the door! They were all intact and well-packaged (meaning the evidence is conclusive)!"

"Come out and receive the goods! We're in a hurry!"

The Chicago police officers stared blankly, wanting to say firmly, "Take it or leave it, we're not taking it!"

But these gangsters are too despicable!
They not only brought in the criminals, but even some of the victims were brought to the police station entrance to accuse the criminals of their crimes on the spot.

Most importantly, both gangs even brought reporters!

A group of reporters, all with equally blank stares, crowded in front of the police station, taking photos mechanically.

They had never seen such an outrageous case of "police and criminals working together to fight crime" in their lives; they were completely baffled.

The police officers were completely reduced to shelter administrators and registrars.

They spend most of their time registering the names and fingerprints of these endless "goods" and then trying to cram them into the already overloaded detention cells.

The police station's detention cells were filling up at an alarming rate.

The place, originally designed to hold a dozen or twenty people, is now crammed with fifty or sixty! People are packed together, there's not even room to sit down, they're squeezed like sardines in a can.

Police cars are no longer rushing to respond to calls, but are instead busy transferring criminals, like sardines, from detention centers to other police stations or municipal prisons.

The sirens blared day and night; anyone who didn't know better would think some major crime had occurred in Chicago.

Well, it wouldn't be wrong to say that a "case of the century" occurred.

The Chicago Police Chief, who is as fat as a pig, is about to cry when he sees that there are several times more criminals than police officers outside, and the toilets are almost overflowing!
Oh no, oh no! With you guys messing things up like this, how am I supposed to build up my celebrity police officer image?!

Please, you gangsters, can't you do something legitimate? Collect protection money, sell bootlegging, or even rob and plunder!

Don't be so damn righteous!
Is this outrageous?! (A pitiful sob)
……

　US police: Can't you guys even be more dedicated to your jobs?!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)