Why bother writing songs? Fast forward to the "Don't Laugh Challenge"
Chapter 222 The Story of Mistan
Chapter 222 The Story of Mistan
This video is very short, only about twenty seconds long.
Clicking into the video reveals Xia Shen and Speed standing together, both smiling at the camera, with Xia Shen exuding a polite and courteous air.
But it wasn't until he spoke that he did.
"Even the smiles of super idols aren't as sweet as yours~, the midday sun in August isn't as dazzling as yours, I love you at 105°, every drop of pure distilled water~"
Their expressions became increasingly abstract, especially Speed's, who looked around and occasionally stuck out his tongue to lick the air, exuding a lewd and perverted aura that was quite amusing.
Finally, what made everyone completely lose their composure was when the two of them pulled out a mineral water bottle and squeezed it out onto the screen.
Instantly, two jets of water shot out between their legs, accompanied by their happy smiles.
This concludes the video.
The video received millions of likes in just five minutes after it was posted.
The number of comments has already exceeded 10,000.
"?????"
"Against the Heavens."
"My eyes are going blind! Such a generous gift! I desperately need eyes that have never seen this before!!"
"Xia Shen's abstraction is a bit beyond my expectations. I originally thought that when he and Speed got together, Speed would lead him to start abstracting, but I never expected that it seems that Speed doesn't need to lead at all. On the contrary, it feels like Xia Shen is leading Speed."
"Is this the true value of the Chinese? In the current environment, when it comes to abstract concepts, there really isn't anyone who can rival the Chinese. It seems that even Speed is no match for them!"
"This is like treating a little boy."
"Uncle reviewer, I'm reporting this for containing sexual innuendo!!"
"Is this an implication? Is this an explicit statement!"
"What hints or explicit statements? Don't make things up without evidence. What law says that people can't even squeeze a mineral water bottle? Answer me!"
The related video was quickly transmitted back to China.
However, within China, the opinions are completely different.
No one was surprised by Xia Shen's abstract style; instead, they started making jokes about him like crazy.
"Finally, they're selling products live."
"Xia Shen is lying. Didn't she say she never delivers goods? Why is she bringing them now?"
"You brought two of the best-selling fashion items, right?"
"This thing has over 40 million views on YouTube [laughing and crying]. Foreigners don't call him Xia Shen anymore, they just call him Super Idol."
"Why does Tian Min look a bit cuckolded? Wasn't this video supposed to be filmed by him and Speed? He sang this song too!"
"Although it's true that he sang the song, the problem is that Xia Shen wrote it! The copyright also belongs to Xia Shen. It's Xia Shen's song, and Xia Shen just happened to go to America. Tian Min didn't have that opportunity."
"It doesn't really matter who takes the picture. Tian Min doesn't seem to need this kind of collaboration to prove her popularity. Deep Space's operations are quite capable. In just six months, Tian Min's fans have increased by more than two million."
That's true.
"While no one's around now, I'll watch this five times for every like."
"How magnificent! How splendid!"
"Damn, Xia Shen's slickness is just as good as Tian Min's! I have to say, no wonder he's Tian Min's boss. You can't have two kinds of people in one company."
"Speed is lucky to be able to work with Xia Shen. To be honest, in terms of abstract thinking, Speed is still not as good as Xia Shen. After all, Xia Shen is a genius who can spread Hakimi memes all over the place." "Where's Zhou Yumeng? Why isn't Zhou Yumeng here? Let her come out and do a few Mambo moves! Let me satisfy my craving! Zhou Yumeng's Mambo moves are the most authentic. No one else has that authentic flavor."
Then, at that moment, the second video came out.
It remains endlessly abstract, and it remains endlessly Tang Dynasty-style.
Now, after a barrage of attacks, people on the international server know what kind of person Xia Shen is, Mi Yangzi.
It has to be said that this is quite different from Xia Shen's early days.
In the early days of Xia Shen's career, when he was making these kinds of songs and taking a more down-to-earth approach, he was met with a barrage of criticism.
Everyone was hoping he would die soon.
It's as if his very existence is a poison and a scourge on the Chinese music scene.
Now, even though he has just created his first account in America and made his first public appearance, people have quickly accepted his abstract style, and he has even gained a lot of popularity because of it.
This shows that there is a saying that is very true: "After I entered the pass, great Confucian scholars debated the classics for me!"
Isn't this the case? Even if Xia Shen sings a load of crap in the live stream, even if he posts something really offensive.
But no one dislikes him, because everyone knows he's truly capable.
Even if what he posts is absolutely awful, people will argue that he did it on purpose.
People not only don't care, but they also find these things amusing and interesting.
Aside from a few of Xia Shen's most ardent fans who still cling to illusions, they believe that Xia Shen is just having a temporary mental breakdown, and that he will eventually become serious and return to the musical genius they know.
For example, in a Facebook group right now.
This is the largest group ever.
It was just one of the fan groups spontaneously formed by Xia Shen's fans in the international version.
Mistan was at home, his eyes wide open, his pupils bloodshot and filled with disbelief.
"No!! Absolutely impossible! How could someone who can write a song like 'Faded' be that kind of person?"
Mistan is very good-looking, and can be considered a top-notch handsome guy. With his golden, medium-length hair, 190cm height, and exquisite figure, he also has a charming beach boy vibe.
However, his actual environment and his state of mind were not like that.
His home was actually just a trailer in the trailer park.
The trailer was littered with trash and leftover cheap fast food containers, pizzas, and the like.
The clothes he was wearing were also visibly dirty.
Because he suffers from depression.
My family was poor when I was young, and my life was very difficult. My mother was a sex worker, and I don't know who my father was.
After raising him until he was 14, his mother was imprisoned for Class A murder.
From that moment on, he was all alone in his life.
I was bullied at school when I was a child.
This caused him to develop a panic about school and become afraid of going to school.
In this situation, the school was unwilling to keep a student with poor grades and a withdrawn personality, so they expelled him without any leniency.
(End of this chapter)
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