Only I Have the Law: A Fantasy Daily Life

Chapter 189 Brother, let's register Bai Jin for next year's college entrance exam.
this day.

Jiang Haochen finally recalled the fear of being dominated by the beef offal soup, and the humiliation of being imprisoned here and not being allowed to leave until he finished eating!

He screamed instinctively as he was grabbed and brought inside.

He tried to get his mother's help and also tried to awaken Chen Baiyu's conscience.

It hadn't even made a few calls yet.

He then saw Chen Baiyu standing next to the refrigerator, slowly opening the freezer compartment.

Thanks to the fact that his nose was no longer congested, he could clearly smell the strange yet familiar odor emanating from the refrigerator after it was opened.

This taste is unforgettable.

This also brought his screams to an abrupt halt.

Not a buddy?

Are you not going to keep the refrigerator?

Why do you still keep the cow dung soup from back then?
Recalling that thing that had given him such a deep memory, Jiang Haochen's gaze towards Chen Baiyu suddenly became exceptionally complex.

There was less fear involved.

It's also different from when I was forced to drink cow dung soup.

Because that complicated look in his eyes wasn't about worrying about himself, but about worrying about others.

"Brother Chen, do you really have pica?"

Jiang Haochen is straightforward and speaks his mind without thinking.

When he realized what was happening and covered his mouth, he found it was already too late.

Chen Baiyu sneered, "You bastard, I only meant to scare you, but since that's how it is..."

talking.

He opened it directly from the freezer compartment.

Jiang Haochen spotted the pot of frozen cow dung soup at a glance.

This immediately made his pupils dilate.

At that moment, the smell in the air immediately became even stronger.

It was a complex, foul stench that became even more concentrated after being frozen, as if it had been condensed into a solid state.

It smells like a certain herbal vintage.

It shouldn't be repulsive, but it carries with it the stench of decaying plants and old excrement from deep within the permafrost.

What's even more suffocating is...

This cold, pungent odor is too overpowering.

Almost instantly, it awakened Jiang Haochen's painful memories of his stomach churning!
He still vaguely remembers it.

That cow dung soup was stuck firmly in my mouth and deep in my throat.

It made him feel like he wasn't drinking soup, but swallowing a mouthful of mud full of rotting vegetation!

The tapioca pearls didn't have the bursting sweetness and aroma of tapioca pearls I had expected.

There is only a strange, sticky feeling with a chewy texture, and the bitter taste of the juice that gushes out the moment you bite into it.

The memories of drinking cow dung soup back then haven't stopped.

Perhaps the deeper subconscious was triggered by the extremely painful memories, causing even deeper past recollections to surface in the mind.

Suddenly.

Scenes flashed before my eyes.

Those seem to be happy times from the past.

He saw himself and his friends running freely on the playground, chasing after a soccer ball.

The early summer breeze carried the scents of grass and the rubber track, the warm sunshine bathed my back, the sweat felt refreshing, and breathing was liberating.

He saw himself lazily lying in bed on a winter Sunday morning.

The blankets smelled warm and cozy, the pillows softly supported his head, and the whole bed seemed to have an immense power that sealed him in.

He saw the gentle sea breeze and the warm moonlight, and he also saw...

and many more!

Oh no! It's a revolving lantern!
Jiang Haochen suddenly came to his senses and immediately stopped thinking about what had just happened.

Because he suddenly realized what everything that had just happened was—it was a revolving lantern!
He had once read a theory.

The reason your brain is experiencing a revolving door of memories is because it's frantically searching through your memories for a way to save you.

When you feel you are going to die, your brain doesn't.

It only knows that there is no way to save you in its current memory, so it will frantically search through its past memories, just to save you.

So... is there really another way?
I'd rather die than drink cow dung soup again.

As Jiang Haochen thought this, his expression suddenly lit up.

It immediately turned tragic.

He stood up straight with an air of "The wind is howling, the Yi River is cold, the hero goes forth and never returns," and stared intently at Chen Baiyu.

This made Chen Baiyu, who was quite interested in preparing to scare Jiang Haochen with cow dung soup, raise an eyebrow and show an interested expression.

"Are you not running away, but planning to walk towards me?"

I admire your courage!

Chen Baiyu straightened up, smiling as she prepared to give Jiang Haochen a flick on the forehead.

But the next moment.

His smile froze on his face.

Jiang Haochen did indeed charge straight at them.

However, it was not for the purpose of retaliation.

Instead, he slid in and knelt down next to Chen Baiyu, hugging his leg tightly.

Their movements were so fluid that one might suspect they had rehearsed.

Although Chen Baiyu was able to react to the lightning-fast sliding kneeling and begging for mercy, he still stood there frozen in place.

You kid...

So you're flexible and adaptable, right?

"Brother Chen!!!"

Jiang Haochen seemed to be gathering his strength, and first called out to him earnestly.

Then tears and snot began to well up, as if she was about to hug him and wipe them away.

This made Chen Baiyu's eyes widen.

Then, feeling helpless, he pushed the guy away.

"I really don't know how someone as honest, trustworthy, unyielding, helpful, upright, selfless, diligent, and tolerant as me, having been your neighbor for so long, has never been influenced by someone as shameless as you?"

As Chen Baiyu spoke, she left the refrigerator with Baijin.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Haochen immediately got up and followed, acting as if nothing had happened.

The tears and snot that were about to spill out were instantly wiped away.

"Brother Chen."

"Why didn't Platinum bark when I opened the door just now? Did you specifically train it recently?"

Jiang Haochen recalled the quiet version of Platinum he had seen when he knocked on the door earlier, and couldn't help but look curiously at Chen Baiyu walking ahead.

As he spoke, he couldn't help but glance at Platinum.

For some reason, Jiang Haochen felt that the way this stupid dog looked at him was different now.

It's as if to say, "It's still unknown who's the fool, and the balance of power has shifted!"

Of course.

He knew the dog definitely didn't mean that.

But he always had this feeling.

"It's because you're naturally stupid."

"Having followed me for so long, you have never learned even a fraction of my great wisdom; you are not even as good as a dog."

"My pet Platinum has now achieved enlightenment and is no longer what it used to be."

Chen Baiyu glanced at Jiang Haochen, who changed the subject as if nothing had happened, and answered in the childish tone he had learned from the system.

"Hey~"

"I really don't believe it!"

"Platinum, sit tight!"

Jiang Haochen rolled up his sleeves, clearly unconvinced, and then walked directly to Bai Jin, who was quietly following beside him.

He first tried the simple instruction to sit still.

He knew Platinum understood this.

only……

Compared to the Bai Jin he used to be able to command, the current Bai Jin seemed to look unfamiliar with him, and after hearing the order to sit down, he looked at Chen Baiyu instead.

In this regard.

Jiang Haochen stared wide-eyed in surprise.

Chen Baiyu waved her hand and said, "Give him some face."

Done.

Platinum immediately sat down.

See this.

Jiang Haochen glanced at Chen Baiyu without saying anything, then gave two more orders from the Platinum Society, which were then executed with remarkable ease.

He realized that Platinum seemed to have really become smarter.

But he was also afraid that his brother would suffer, and also afraid that his brother would drive a Land Rover.

Jiang Haochen was unwilling to accept the fact that Bai Jin had become smarter, so he recalled hearing that Brother Chen had occasionally mentioned his interest in training him a few times but had failed.

then.

He issued the order.

After watching Platinum execute "sit properly," "lie down," and even "turn around," which he considered somewhat difficult, with perfect accuracy.

Jiang Haochen's eyes grew brighter and brighter.

This isn't the Platinum he knows!
While he was thinking, he rubbed his hands together and walked around the upright-sitting Platinum twice.

It was as if they were examining a rare treasure.

"Brother Chen, your dog's eyesight and reaction speed these days are completely different from the silly dog ​​Platinum I used to know!"

That concludes my explanation.

Somewhat skeptical, he ordered Platinum to attempt even more difficult moves.

He had practiced this move a few times, but basically only once or twice for less than a few minutes. He didn't even know if that kind of short-lived training could be considered training at all.

But he was curious about how smart Platinum was now.

"Platinum, give me a high five!"

After Jiang Haochen finished speaking, he extended his palm.

Platinum paused upon hearing this, as if deep in thought.

A few seconds later, without the slightest hesitation, it immediately raised the pad of its right front paw and slapped it crisply onto Jiang Haochen's palm.

The force was just right.

His movements were as precise as those of a well-trained soldier.

"Holy crap, this works?"

"Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts!"

"Platinum! Come and bow! Quickly!"

He looked into Bai Jin's seemingly wise eyes.

A brilliant idea flashed into his mind, and he excitedly started shouting out movements he had never practiced before.

The words fell.

The platinum, which had been reacting swiftly just moments before, instantly froze.

It sat steadily in place and tilted its head slightly.

His dark, bright eyes were filled with a capital letter of pure, unadulterated confusion.

That expression made it seem as if he was trying to decipher a complex instruction from an alien civilization.

It seemed that even after carefully searching through his memories for a long time, he still couldn't understand what Jiang Haochen was saying.

See this.

Jiang Haochen did not issue any further orders.

Although the last command was not executed.

But he was not disappointed.

Not doing it is the right thing to do; this was never taught at all.

When Chen Baiyu brought Baijin back, he had been involved in almost all of Baijin's impromptu, short-lived training sessions from childhood to adulthood.

I remember all the commands that Platinum learned.

Bowing is indeed an action that has never been practiced.

If Platinum can actually execute, or even just attempt to execute, then it means that Platinum is already able to understand human speech.

That would be an exaggeration.

This is obviously impossible, since it is forbidden for beings to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

But even so, it's already amazing.

I've now learned commands that I couldn't get right no matter how many times I tried to teach them.

This shows that Platinum has indeed become smarter.

With a little more patience and instruction, learning more commands should be a breeze.

This is absolutely the kind of dog most people dream of.

Jiang Haochen glanced at Bai Jin, then quietly looked at Chen Baiyu in front of him: "Brother, let's register Bai Jin for the college entrance examination next year."

"Please don't delay the child's development."

of course.

Although he said so.

He knew in his heart that all of this was probably because Brother Chen was awesome; he had finally taken dog training seriously and achieved remarkable results.

only……

Brother Chen is just too awesome!
How much else does he actually know?
While pondering, recalling Jiang Haochen's exaggerated performance on the Ultimate Biology account, I couldn't help but glance at Chen Baiyu a couple more times.

(End of this chapter)