The Emperor's Life of a Wretched Man

"Damn it... Nima, no way... These savages are so good at it?" Xiao Xiao said that he has lived for more than 60 years, how could he not know that his junior brother's battle ax has been given by two black savages...Ni Ma... these savage glass...

The screams became hoarse, and finally they were just singing unconsciously... It reminded me of the unconscious hoarse and sad singing of the wandering bards...

About an hour later, Tomahawk was dragged into the hut naked, and he clutched his butt feebly, Nima, it's too strong, Tomahawk, the number one master on the tiger list, blood on his buttocks flowed down his fingers Flowing down.

"How are you, Junior Brother?" He asked with a smile on his face of fear.

"Master... senior brother... don't... don't choose 'Na Gu', don't choose to die..." After Tomahawk shouted this sentence, he rolled his eyes and passed out.

"You...choose...what? Gu or die..." the savage Dianchang finally spoke.

"I... I choose to die..." Smiling, he took a look at the tragic situation of his junior brother Tomahawk, and decided to die heroically.

"Gude, Gude, come here, take this man down, that's dead..." the wildling chief said.

"Ah... no no no..."

Two days later, Smile was killed by 'Nagu', and Tomahawk gradually got better, only the pain in the buttocks, and there was inflammation...

Road construction has become a one-man job, and the slender body can piss off the international supermodel, Nima, the whole person has been squeezed dry and turned into a skeleton...

It has to be said that the savage tribe is still very polite, and after the male and female savages gave Zhan Ye and Xiulu the 'gu', they were released.

The road-builder and the battle-axe, the brothers and sisters, wanted to get the smiling corpse back, but they saw that someone was cleaning the smiling body, and there was a knife next to it, and a fire was lit, and a group of wild men and women were watching the smiling corpse. saliva.They were so frightened that they supported each other and fled away.

Behind a small hill in the distance, the two of them couldn't run anymore. Although they could move, they still had no strength in their bodies, and they couldn't use their kung fu...

The two of them lay on the back of the small hillside and poked their heads to look at the tribe, tears streaming down their faces: "Nimma, this scenery is so beautiful..."

It wasn't until this time that the two of them saw clearly that this tribe was really not small. It was located on the edge of the forest, surrounded by many savages walking around with micro-turrets, and some naked children running around.

And these savages used local materials, and used banana leaves or palm branches to build oval-shaped huts.The huts are neatly and orderly built, each independent and connected to form a circle, and the chief's house is located in the center of the circle.

The light in the forest is dim, and the small houses are hidden among the tall plants, which are easy to avoid the attack of wild animals. In front of the tribal buildings, there is a fire on the rocks, and there are clay pots on the top, and the trunks are used as stools on the ground.

Although life is simple, these savages enjoy themselves. They are away from the noise of the city and the turmoil of war, and they have established their own "Peach Blossom Spring" in the dense forest. It was originally a peaceful tribe, but at this time the two saw it, but like hell...

Just as the two were panting heavily behind the hillside, there was a sound in the grass beside them...

what……

The two exclaimed almost at the same time, getting up and running...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

At this time, a man's groaning sound came from the grass, and then the grass rolled up and down, and the guide and driver who repaired the road rolled out of the grass, his hands and feet were all tied up, and his mouth was broken. live.

"Ah... Xiao He... why are you here?" Xiulu and Tomahawk finally saw their relatives, hurriedly untied the rope from Xiao He's body, and then took out the things in their mouths.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." The moment the guide took out the things in his mouth, he began to cry loudly. Although there were no tears, the crying was miserable...

"Damn it...don't scold, don't be given 'that goo'..." Xiulu was so frightened that he immediately covered Xiao He's mouth.

"Where's the car? Where did the car go..." Tomahawk was even worse, looking around in fright, planning to escape by car.

"Hmm..." Xiaozhi knocked off the road repairing hand, and stopped crying: "The car is over there..." Xiaozhi pointed to a dry cliff behind him...

"Let's go quickly..." Tomahawk immediately helped Xiao Zhang up, and the three of them ran towards the edge of the earth cliff. To be honest, they couldn't run as fast as they walked. After being tortured...

After some difficulty, the three of them ran to the edge of the earth cliff and stretched their heads to look down the earth cliff. As a result, as a result...

Under the earth cliff more than ten meters deep, the off-road vehicle lay on all fours in the ditch, and... Nima, there is only a skeleton left, the car has long been burned to scrap iron...

"What's going on, tell me quickly, what's going on..." Xiulu and Tomahawk were furious, and they shook Xiao Que's body desperately.

"How did you come back? You are safe. I went to get water alone, but I was arrested by a savage primitive tribe. They pushed the car into the dirt cliff and set it alight. Then they knocked me out and threw me on the ground." into the grass..." Xiao Xie said with a look of horror.

On the vast African prairie, Xiulu finally realized his dream. He took a small scorpion and a tomahawk and started walking with giraffes on the vast prairie...

Originally, under the leadership of Xiao Ge, they would rush to Sodia Village before dark, but the road construction has already been exhausted, let alone a "virtual", and lost food and water , he walked forward step by step.

And the tomahawk is not much better, his majestic savage is violent... so walking is not a normal pain, and the skill is not used at all because of the toxins in the body, just like a mortal. desolate……

When it was completely dark, the road repair and the battle ax finally couldn't hold on anymore, let's walk on the African prairie at night?Nima, isn't this the rhythm of courting death?

So the three found a relatively safe place and started camping. They said it was camping, but in fact they just fell down on the prairie to watch.

Road Repair and Tomahawk were hit too much, so they fell asleep after lying down, and Xiao Zhi also lay on the ground and kept turning over, it seemed that he couldn't sleep.

However, he turned over strangely, turned all the way to the distance, and finally turned over into a pile of tall grass, and then stood up and sat up.

"Shit, I'm starving to death..." Xiao Ge said, reaching out his hand to take out dry food and water from his crotch, and started to eat and drink.

At dawn, a sound of an engine came from far away, and Tomahawk was the first to fall asleep. Although his skill was useless, he was a master after all.

When the headlights of the car came from far ahead, Tomahawk immediately got up and kicked the little dog beside him to wake up: "Get up, get up quickly, there is a car, look at the car..."

Xiao He slept like a dead dog, and got up after a few kicks from the tomahawk. After all, this grassland is often passed by people, otherwise it is a miracle that they did not become the dung of wild animals just because of their sleeping method. up.