The Emperor's Life of a Wretched Man

Go on a killing spree?Damn, I'm a businessman, okay?What is the businessman talking about?Harmony makes money!I don't want to repeat the tragic experience of being chased and killed by everyone again, that woman doesn't want to let her life rest, but does she?

But if he continues to hide in the inn, he will be driven crazy. He has been counting money in the inn for the past few days, and he is already tired of staying there.

He decided to go around the Palace of the Gods, and touched the long hair that had been blown out with his kung fu!An impatient wry smile appeared on his face!

Hehehe... Nima!Does it look like a woman?looks like?Does it look like it?Hehehe... Nima!It really looks like... a hermaphrodite!

Randomly drew a costume, dressed as a rough black man with long beard, Solo staggered out of the inn.

Paying attention to those crazy students on the street, I felt amused for a while, and occasionally greeted the students as a prank, or raised my hand and picked a flower branch and put it on my nose to sniff.

Then he gave the flower branch to the aunt who came back from shopping, causing the passers-by to boo and yell, and the wretched man arrived outside the palace of the god king smoothly.

As a result, an old woman guarding Solo's wives waited there like a prophet and walked over to meet Solo!

"Solo, the God King has an order! You are not allowed to come to the God King Palace without being summoned! Here is a letter for you!"

The old woman handed the letter to Solo, turned and left, her figure disappeared into the sea of ​​flowers in the alley, the pear blossoms were like rain, lonely and lonely!

The letter was written by Qian Jinguo, it was not many words, but it was full of exhortations, and at the same time, it also reported everyone's safety!

Feeling melancholy for no reason, I walked forward aimlessly.

Drifting in the crowd of tourists, the sky is full of flowers, the world of fairy tales, just stepping on the falling flowers, stepping out of the city gate without knowing it, and came outside the city!

Outside the city, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, and the things are colorful. Only with such a sky, such a land, such water, and such fresh air, can one deeply understand what is "scattered flowers gradually becoming charming, and green grass without horseshoes." "The profound artistic conception!

Kamikaze City is surrounded by green mountains and green waters. Not far from the city is a large green forest.

what……

Solo took a deep breath with an intoxicated expression on his face!Walk to the woods full of wildflowers!

At this time, an old man in a purple robe stopped in the forest among the flowers under the tree.

The old man in purple robe stared at Solo as he walked into the woods, then took out a piece of gauze from his arms, covered his face, and sneaked towards Solo silently.

Solo was immersed in the artistic conception of nature. He stretched his arms comfortably while walking into the forest.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew from above his head, Solo was so frightened that the souls of the dead trembled, and with his cultivation base, he had no time to dodge.

It is conceivable how terrifying the coming person's cultivation is, and he didn't realize it beforehand.

Solo could only instinctively tilt his head, but he still couldn't escape the attack.

It was dark before his eyes, and a bag was put on his head in an instant, and at the same time, a dark energy penetrated from top to bottom, sealing the acupuncture points of his whole body.

Almost at the same time, a hoarse shout sounded in his ear: "Robbery!"

But the voice was obviously made by pinching his throat, making it hard to tell his age, but it is certain that this is a man.

Before Solo was allowed to think about it, punches and kicks fell on Solo's body like raindrops. This bandit was really hurtful, and he picked Solo's sore spot to hit him, causing Solo to grin his teeth in pain.

"Ah... ouch... don't... stop beating... stop, stop, have something to say, have something to say..." Wretched never thought of himself as a hero, he would rather Lower your identity to save the other party.

However, to Solo's annoyance, the bandit didn't stop because of his compromise. On the contrary, Solo didn't want to speak purple, but instead provoked more violent abuse from the other party.

Solo screamed like a pig being killed in pain. At this moment, he had to submit to the other party. Who the hell is this?The ability to hit people is not so high, making life worse than death without getting too seriously injured.

The bandit's torture skills have really reached the peak of perfection. Without hurting Solo's muscles and bones, every time he punches and kicks, Solo suffers terribly...

The clay figurine is still bloody, not to mention that the wretched man is better than the clay figurine, so Solo became impatient: "Fuck... just hit it a few times? I'm not strong anymore, you love the big girl and the little wife? Me? Want money? Okay, let your old man go, won’t it be over if I give it to you?”

"Little bastard! How dare you scold me, damn! See if I don't kill you..." Following the scolding sound of squeezing his throat, raindrops of fists rained down like raindrops.

Who is Solo?We are wretched men, aren't we?Everyone wants to be a hero, but is it so easy? , but, we are big shots from Huaxia, so Solo was angry:

"Wuwu... Hero... You always raise your hand and think I'm a fart, just let me go..." Solo burst into tears, although there were no tears on his face...

"Paralyzed! I'm holding back, I won't let go..."

bang bang bang...

Continue to fight...

Solo became a pig's head again, but the man must be proud, so...

"Wuuuu... Hero! Please let me go! I have always thought that I am a kind and ignorant young man who loves small animals. I have always liked flowers, plants, small fish and birds, and I have raised many at home.

I don’t know why I offended the birds in my community. One morning I found a lump of bird droppings on my car window. I didn’t pay much attention to it. After all, whether it is a bird or a human or a bird, there are three urgencies. …

But after a few days, this stupid bird came to my car every day to shit!No such bully, right?It's really unreasonable, this is using my car as a toilet, and I don't need to flush it when I'm done...

The most irritating thing is that it still pulls in different ways. Pull the front windshield today, the trunk tomorrow, and the windshield and trunk together the day after tomorrow.

A dog peed on the hub of my car before, no matter how I wash it, it will still pee on that hub, but I have never heard of birds doing the same...

At that time, I was still thinking, if the dog peed on the crotch of the beautiful woman, would it chase the beautiful woman to find a territory when peeing in the future?It's exciting to think about it...

But are you a stupid bird?What can you learn from a dog?Also have a territorial concept?If you have the guts to pull people's mouths, pull them every day, you have the guts... But why do you do this?Woohoo...hero!Please let me go!

You see, I haven't washed my hands and cut my nails for a few days, it's all black mud, how pitiful, woo...I'm a good person!In the end, even though I caught that stupid bird, I just tied it up and pooped on his head. Am I overdoing it?

Woooo... I just pulled it once, although it couldn't help pulling it and finally died, but it pulled me for several days... Woooo... Hero, you let me go..."

Solo was beaten until he was speechless, talking nonsense, but he stunned the 'robbers' outside, and finally stopped, with a puzzled look on his face: "Car? What is a car?"