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Chapter 103 "Made in TES!!!"

"Forehead…"

Pig-crocodile?

Sitting in the commentary booth, Lao K was stunned. It was hard to imagine that this was the draft pick he was seeing in the LPL finals.

Even Lao K didn't know how to comment on it. It was an official stage, and he couldn't just say that the draft was garbage, could he?

Aside from Kalista's ultimate, aren't all of Sylas's ultimate abilities just easy to steal?

Are there even any humans left? This BP is inhuman! A four-protect-one skateboard shoe?

BSYY! You should resign! It seems like the commentary booth suits you better than the coaching booth.

If TES can't finish the game in 30 minutes, the game is over! This lineup shows no future.

My brother must have gotten at least eight kills in the bottom lane, right?
Gnik had such a comfortable game!
"Um... TES's draft picks remind me of my time with Snake Esports!" Lao K pursed his lips tightly.

And at that time, the Snakes' coach...

He's known as the "King of Inflated Red Envelopes," the "Man with the Best Business Plans in the Food Delivery Industry," the "Walking Smoke Disperser," and "Nobody knows just how delicious Kenzhu's food delivery really is."

Pig! Open!
To this day, no one knows just how delicious Pig's takeout is or how big his bonus is, which is why he has been able to stay in the LPL for so many years.

This also indirectly confirms the current lack of a coaching and training system in the LPL.

The white crescent-shaped tooth is sick, and it seems quite ill? Its BP (problem/condition) is almost catching up to the pig's BP!
If you don't have a 5,000 or 6,000 advantage in the early stages, are you just committing suicide?
"So, for this last pick, should Flandre take a front-line unit? Ornn?" Remember looked at LGD's last pick.

Their lineup has Aphelios and Sylas, so their damage output is more than enough.

Ornn is a little uncomfortable playing against Aatrox in lane, but he can provide items for his teammates in the late game, especially in this game where there is a strong carry like Aphelios.

"Ding!"

LGD's tenth pick was quickly determined, but it wasn't Ornn, it was Mordekaiser!

"Hohoho! Flandre and Mordekaiser are here. With that, the lineup on the right side is going to be terrifying in a counterattack!" Lao K nodded repeatedly as he looked at LGD's draft.

Peanut and Flandre are getting more and more confident as they play!

If this were a player on the Snake team, he would probably choose Ornn.

Both teams' lineups are now locked.

Blue side: TES
Top Lane: Aatrox

Jungler: Sejuani

Mid lane: Crocodile

Bottom Lane: Kalista and Alistar

Purple side: LGD
Top lane: Mordekaiser

Jungler: Troll

Mid lane: Sylas
Bottom Lane: Aphelios and Braum
Both sides entered Summoner's Rift.

At level one, TES was very cautious with their vision control, providing defensive vision in the river and red buff area.

In this game, Karsa's Sejuani also planned to farm from the top lane to the bottom lane to avoid early clashes with Trundle, and each of them would take one Rift Scuttler.

Sejuani, a herbivore-type jungler, has a tough time facing Trundle alone in the jungle.

"Ding!"

Braum placed a ward above TES's F6 vision area.

Knight immediately reminded Karsa, "Karsa, he knows you started in the upper half of the bracket!"

Karsa nodded thoughtfully. The F6 ward let Peanut know that he was clearing the area from top to bottom.

If that's the case, given Peanut's temper today, he'll definitely come to the bottom half of the bracket to find me.

This might result in being controlled by two river crabs.
"I'll go for the red one!"

Karsa quickly changed his strategy and chose to go around to the red buff instead of the F6 bush. He would then go around again later, skipping the F6 bush and going for a quick level 3. This gave him a chance to take control of LGD's top half of the map.

"King, I'll go for a quick level 3, circle around and head straight to mid. If our control chain touches Sylas, he's definitely dead!"

Sejuani isn't a strong jungler, but her ganking ability when paired with laners, especially melee champions, is absolutely top-tier.

Peanut also started with red buff in the top half of the map, planning to farm four camps and then harass Sejuani in Karsa's jungle.

You might not be able to steal the jungle monsters, but you have a chance to control both river crabs.

Both junglers had their own agendas, but Di Wu in the mid lane wasn't having an easy time.

He also picked up the Potion of Corruption at the start of the game, learned the Q skill at level one, and was very careful to conserve his health.

BSYY went to such lengths to give away so many of Sylas's ultimate abilities, and then went for the Renekton-Sejuani combo, clearly aiming to shut himself down early on.
"I have a feeling he'll be here around level three?"

Watching the crocodile in front of me pushing the lane quickly to gain levels, I had a strange feeling that he was planning to push the lane in early and then coordinate with Sejuani to gank me when the lane was pushed back.

"Wanghu! Stop raiding the jungle, come protect me later!"

Diwu didn't overestimate himself either; it could be said that this early wave was the most difficult and easiest for Sylas to die in.

Once bitten by the crocodile's Flash + W combo, you're guaranteed to die; there's no need for any skill involved.

"No problem, then I won't go into his jungle. I'll clear half of the map!"

Peanut nodded. Compared to disgusting Karsa eating two river crabs, Bao Diwu was more important.

"Can you rush to level 3? With him pushing the lane like that, the first wave of minions that pushes into the tower won't reach level 3. If I push the wave back after it pushes into the tower, I'll reach level 3 first!"

Now it's a race against time for both junglers; whoever can gank mid first will have a much easier time in mid lane. "Just come!" Di Wu's words left Peanut no room to refuse.

Little Peanut nodded. Di Wu's commands were correct most of the time, and there must be a reason why he insisted on helping this time.

In comparison, Knight's personality dictates that he is not the type of player who actively makes crucial decisions on the field, which will definitely put him at a disadvantage among mid-laners.

There's no way around it, the Pure Emperor is just too naive. It must have been someone else who took the initiative! He was just passively accepting it!

The first wave of crocodiles controlled the lane and pushed forward, the minion wave quickly reaching the turret. Sylas's turret kills were perfect, not missing a single one.

Sylas was only slightly suppressed by two hits. The next wave of minions will be a counter-push, and Sylas will definitely leave the turret.

When Sejuani arrives and coordinates with his Renekton's Flash + Enraged Bite, he's doomed!
Knight sneered, "You think you can play around with Sylas just because I gave him to you?"
At this moment, the troll's advantage in jungle clearing speed became very obvious. After Peanut completed the level 3 rush in the top half of the jungle, he did not choose to continue clearing, but instead went to the river bush in the mid lane.

LGD's counter-push lane had just left the turret when Di Wu pinged his experience.

Just one more minion away from level three!
In TES's rest room, BSYY gritted his teeth and cried out, "No! Knight, stop pushing! The minion wave is coming back! Wait for the jungler!"

He's probably itching to grab Knight's hand and make him retreat, since he doesn't need to push forward so much. The minion wave has already arrived. Why does it feel like he has some personal grudge?

Do you hate Gnik that much?
At that moment, a question mark frog appeared on Di Wu's forehead.
At that moment, BSYY slapped his forehead. Damn it!

The moment Knight saw that expression, he felt like he was steaming.

Actually, he was a little resentful. Why? He used to be a substitute and a junior in YM, and now he was competing against him in the finals.

His fan base is almost as large as mine, the regular season MVP. How is that possible? I've spent so many years in the LPL building up this reputation, and he's caught up in less than a month?
So what if he's handsome? He was just a substitute, but he gained so many fans the moment he appeared on the field last year.

Am I not handsome? I even have girls who actively pursue me and buy me clothes. Do you even have Gnik? You're just showing off your Gnik logo?
How much are you worth? How much are I worth?
Just as the crocodile took a step forward...
"Prosperous!"

The troll in the upper river bush activated W and walked straight out of the bush.

Sylas used his E to move forward, and as he used A to trigger his passive, the nearby minions were killed by Sylas's passive AOE. A golden light flashed on Sylas, and he reached level three. Instead of chasing, he calmly chose to retreat a step.

Knight reacted quickly. The moment he saw the troll, he immediately realized that Di Wu was trying to seduce him. Fortunately, he had learned the E skill at level two. Instead of retreating, he advanced, trying to use Di Wu's position to get his E skill and trigger his second E.

In that instant of synchronization, the crocodile lunged forward, and Sylas retreated!
???

"What the hell?"

When his E-flash was used to pull away Di Wu, Knight panicked! If he had managed to land the E, his second E followed by Flash should have been enough to get him under his own turret.

And Sejuani is on her way, so there's a high probability I'll survive, but...
Di Wu had already figured out his thoughts, and in a sense, he was indeed quite naive.

The troll used a pillar to knock himself back, and Di Wu didn't rush to use the second part of his E skill, as the troll next to him had already arrived.

They could have waited for the troll to apply the slow effect, then used Flash to dash through the pillar to try and escape, but Peanut immediately followed with Flash and bit the crocodile.

"Ding!"

"Gnik flashes and follows up with E, AQAWA secures the kill!"

"First Blood!"

It's over~~Top Esports~~~
When Sylas secured the first kill, LauK had a slight smile on his lips.

It's over!
The crocodile died once in the early game with this lineup, and the jungle battle between the two sides felt a bit complicated. Sejuani wanted to farm the red and blue buffs to reach level three quickly, but she also had to go around the wards at the F6 camp.

They'll definitely arrive slower than the trolls!
Karsa glanced at the disastrous state of the mid lane and frowned deeply. (This refers to Peanut.)
It's changed! I'm always a step slower than the troll. Who knew that he wasn't trying to invade my jungle, but rather to gank Knight?
Wow?
He really has the same feeling he had back in the S6 World Championship. Is it really true, as 369 said, that constantly praising someone can make a player better?
Do Gnik and Flandre's words really have an effect?

In fact, professional players are indeed greatly influenced by their environment. They are all top players with high scores in the Korean server, especially players like Peanut who have had some amazing moments.

The foundation is there. It's like how Dolan seemed to be a weak link in other teams, but once he went to T1 and entered a completely new environment, he was rejuvenated and even carried many key games in T1.

It is also jokingly referred to by everyone as...
"Artificial Zeus!"
ZDZ, under the tutelage of Coach Danny, improved his skills and was jokingly called "Man-made TS" by everyone!
The environment is really important for a player. If you keep losing, the player will start to doubt himself, and then his operation and thinking will become distorted.

This is why 369 is a completely different person in TES and JDG.

With teammates like Diwu and Flandre who always praise you no matter what, and with LGD's winning streak, Peanut's performance is naturally getting better and better.

Di Wu is also intentionally training Peanut to develop in the direction of his third uncle, and the former jungle carry hero is slowly regaining his former glory.

This is Gnik's.
The "evil" artificial Canyon project!

Di Wu, who had just finished eating the blood, breathed a sigh of relief.
BSYY! Seriously, that's amazing!
This draft pick resulted in BSYY getting first blood and is now preparing for a trial on Weibo, while the TES players are getting ready to suffer on the field!

To gain an advantage, Sylas should face this enemy lineup.
Wow! They even have a great meal here?

Ok?
Little Peanut noticed that Di Wu beside him had slightly closed his eyes. He looked at Di Wu curiously, as if a radiant light was surrounding Di Wu.

Do you believe in centrifugal force?

Huh? What? What? Centrifugal force? Before Little Peanut could react, Di Wu continued to mutter softly.

"I have great respect for the first person to be knocked away!"

"Because I might bring my teammates along to eat!"

"Lao K!"

"Once I get the hang of it, I'll definitely bring the flowerpot to the world championship!"

"People have to keep spinning eventually! I'll say it one last time."

"Spinning top, it's about to accelerate!"

"Spin! Spiral logo, Sylas, Summoner's Rift, red spinning top, chain whip, I hear you say, blue trenches, rotating axis, Chinese music scene, great brother, pure hands, that's all I have to say!"

A hint of coldness flashed in Di Wu's eyes.
"Made in TES!!!!"

Start spinning, Top Bo!!!

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　Diejia, I love my brother!! Come tonight, brothers!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)