LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 12 "The Hero Who Protects People"

【Ding! 】

[Reward: 200 Comedy Points]

After successfully creating comedic moments, Di Wu also had his own ideas.

"Xiao Di, is there anything you want to ban?"

"What are you planning to use to fight Angle's Zoe?" Mai Zijian looked at Di Wu curiously.

After all, he had just confidently declared that he had a way to deal with Zoe from Angelina Jolie.

LGD has already decided on their first two bans, banning Miss Fortune and Renekton, while SN has banned Elise and Senna.

It was LGD's turn to ban the third player.

Di Wu's lips curled up slightly: "Fight Zoe? I never intended to fight her."

ha?
"You can take it, but we'll definitely be the first to steal the ADC!"

"Take her? Since Zoe is so strong, why not just ban her!"

"Ding!"

Di Wu proactively chose to ban Zoe in his third pick.

???

"So this is the way you said you had a way to get rid of Zoe?"

"Ok!"

Putting everything else aside, just tell me, is the problem solved?
Mai Zijian's face darkened. No way! Dude? You made that solemn promise to yourself in the break room.

"Don't worry, I don't want to go to Africa!"

Hearing Di Wu's words, Mai Zijian's expression softened slightly. At least Di Wu's pledge was still valid!
If he loses this match, he can forget about playing again. The boss should just ship him to Africa; he'll definitely send him there to teach esports.

The person who was most devastated was not Mai Zijian, who was on the field during the draft phase, but Yuuki, who was sitting in the lounge!

"Huh? Banned? This is what you call having a way to get rid of Zoe?" Yuuki opened his mouth, feeling like he had nowhere to vent his anger.

Is that how you solve it? I can solve it too!
So... what's the point of rotating you up in the mid lane? If I had known you were going to solve it this way, I wouldn't have hesitated at all.

You bastard! Get down here! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!

"Hey, you little rascal."

Mai Zijian just shook his head helplessly, and SN quickly banned Aphelios as their third pick.

Both sides officially entered the player selection phase, and LGD resolutely chose to help Kramer get the Kalista champion.

"They still want Kalista, let's just pick Varus! And then Thresh!"

"Ding!"

Under the coach's guidance, SN immediately finalized their bot lane duo.

Di Wu looked at the Varus and Thresh lineup locked in and couldn't help but smile with relief: "McChef, you..."

"Do you really want me to go to Africa? Is it really necessary to carry a skateboard shoe in one hand?"

Although Kramer did make a good play with his skateboard shoes on his first try, wasn't that just him feeding the enemy?

Did you really think SN would give you a chance every game? Now look what's happened, they've picked Varus and Thresh, are you going to play or not? How are you going to play the bot lane?

Is BP already putting pressure on themselves? I only banned Zoe, do you really have to send me to Africa?

"Ahem! I'm warning you, Gnik! The game has started, so don't question the coach's draft picks. I'm a professional!" Mai Zijian was clearly taken aback when he saw Varus.

But I certainly can't afford to be outmatched by a newcomer, can I?
"Row!"

Di Wu sighed deeply, having originally hoped to win the game by relying on Kramer's good performance in the bottom lane.

Now it seems very difficult. The draft picks for the bottom lane were completely outmatched.

"You choose first, I can choose later!"

"Then I'll take Sejuani!" Peanut thought for a moment, realizing he had to protect Kalista in the bot lane while playing the game.

The pig is doing alright on this board.

"Ding!" LGD locked in Sejuani as their second pick, and then picked Nautilus as their third pick.

SN's third pick was Trundle, and Sofm chose a jungler that was very effective against Peanut.

The two sides entered the second round of the ban/pick phase. LGD banned Irelia and Aatrox, while SN banned Mordekaiser and Maokai.

The intention was quite clear, but they didn't ban any mid-lane heroes in their five bans. It wasn't because they didn't know any new players; it was precisely because SN knew Gnik well that they didn't ban any heroes.

He either plays Lulu or Galio, isn't that just letting Kassadin farm freely?

Di Wu watched as Kassadin pulled out his weapon on the fourth floor and instantly understood Angle's thoughts.

He wants to spin his own top, doesn't he?

Kassadin doesn't really fit their lineup; he's a late-game pick, only able to destroy his base at level 16.

but.
You like picking Kassadin, huh?
The 400 comedy points upgraded his laning phase from B to S, and then he put two points into Jayce proficiency.

Then you will have your first level 7 proficiency.

7 is a great number!

Just like my current level of proficiency with Jayce, if you like playing Kassadin, then I'll make sure you can't even see the minion wave.

LGD's choice of tanks in this game doesn't make much sense anymore.
"Let's pick Kennen in the top lane! Xiao Di, how about... Karma? A champion that can protect people!" Mai Zijian's understanding of Di Wu was limited to last year when he was a mediocre and tempo-oriented mid laner.

Known as "Little Doinb" by many industry insiders, his playstyle in YM is known for its teamwork. However, because he teamed up with K God last year, he couldn't build a team at all.

Think back to last year when OMG had two carry players, one for the team and one for K.

Two players have to share crowd control effects, how are they supposed to play like that? It's like OMG doesn't have a carry!

"I have another hero who can save people!"

Hmm? A hero who can save people?

Upon hearing this, Mai Zijian looked at Di Wu curiously: "What hero?"

"Jace!"

"You motherfucker"

"Wait! I haven't finished speaking yet!"

Di Wu quickly explained, "Think about it, aren't skateboard shoes short-armed?"

"So, does that mean I, Jayce, have long range and can poke?"

The two rhetorical questions made Mai Zijian nod subconsciously.

"If I poke the enemy and reduce them to low health, will they be afraid to engage? Doesn't that protect the ADC on another level?"

"Even if we take a step back and the other side comes at us again, I, Jayce, can still hammer them away, right?"

"What if I get the upper hand? If I kill everyone, wouldn't that count as protecting them?"

What he said seems to make some sense? Jess is truly a "hero who protects others"!

In K's livestream, watching LGD's final pick, he couldn't help but smile: "What are you hesitating for? What are you pretending for?"

"Come on, Karma! What are you pretending for? This lineup only has Karma, you can't possibly have Galio, right?"

Gnik knows himself too well; he knows everything about him.

However, just as K was about to say something...
"Ding!"

LGD's last pick was a hero that K-God never expected.

"Huh? Jayce? You can do that? You can do damn things?" K's reaction was incredibly excited.

Anyone can pick Jayce now?

"Stop yelling, believe first before questioning!" Rhythm, as always, was playing the straight man for K.

K grinned: "I was his teammate for a year. I know exactly how many bowls of rice noodles he orders when he eats Crossing-the-Bridge Rice Noodles. He can play a damn Jayce!"

"If he can play Jess, I'll eat instant noodles with my nose!"

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(End of this chapter)