LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 133 Man and Pants as One!

The RNG teams from various divisions, Huya's four members, and MLXG, all sitting in the audience, gaped with astonishment.

They felt a surge of excitement coursing through their bodies; Di Wu's words ignited their desire to become professional gamers.

MLXG gritted his teeth. If it weren't for RNG, he might still be playing professionally.

Now he could only watch as young people like Di Wu were treated this way.
Damn it!

Coach! I want to play professionally too!!!
The RNG official account's live stream chat exploded instantly.

"He's so handsome!"

"Some people are born to be the main character, you know?"

"Isn't G God awesome?"

"G God! How am I supposed to play Black Chicken if you do this?!"

"I remember now, I remember everything, G God! I've always been your fan!"

"Only G-God would say that, he's really feeling a sense of mission!"

The host next to her was trembling slightly as she held the microphone. Of course, she knew that Di Wu had been forced into this situation without any prior preparation.

In that very instant, he merely closed his eyes slightly.
Gnik!!

Can I ask for his WeChat later?
Jin Yibo, sitting in the audience, nodded in satisfaction as he looked at Di Wu on stage. Previously, LPL had been giving Uzi their all, but RNG had unexpectedly suffered such a huge defeat in the most crucial World Championship.

This caused Uzi's reputation to backfire, which was unavoidable. When you gain this kind of attention, you have to bear the consequences.

After 19 years, the LPL no longer has a player who can help it gain recognition.

Even the older brother's popularity felt a bit lacking, until Di Wu's sudden emergence in the Spring Split!

Back then, Uzi was too immature and had a long list of "bad deeds".

The older brother, on the other hand, was backfired by the original fans. Being an ADC, and having learned from Uzi's experience, he also understood that the ADC position was not a long-term path.

LPL needs a representative figure like Faker, especially now that we have a regional champion; it's time to introduce a key figure.

For the past two years, he has been looking for a player like Di Wu.
It perfectly met his requirements!
His mind was focused on the competition, the topic generated a lot of buzz, and his personal charm was undeniable.

the most important is
He's still young!
Jin Yibo stared intently at Di Wu, who was standing on the stage with his arms outstretched, as if he had discovered a treasure.

"Ahem! Next, please welcome Mr. Jin Yibo to induct Uzi into the RNG Hall of Fame!"

???

Oh? And my business?
Jin Yibo's face darkened. This RNG is resorting to all sorts of underhanded tactics!
However, he still gave Uzi face by going on stage to present the award, after all, RNG is now a team with many honors in the LPL.

This is a live broadcast, and everyone here is an adult, so we should definitely give them face.

However, Uzi's expression was even more unpleasant as he signed his name on the flag symbolizing his retired team uniform.
That means it's him, Uzi!

He's really retired!

To make a comeback, it will have to be at least this time next year.
Uzi was seething with hatred at the attitudes of the people below the stage. No, they were all incredibly tired. The league had come up with a rule about attitudes.

After retiring, one must wait a full year before making a comeback. Now, the bullet that Zita once fired has hit him right between the eyebrows.

As Uzi stepped off the stage, he felt completely limp.
Is this how my career ends?

Uzi's professional career has come to an end, and Diwu's vacation has also come to an end.

The three-day holiday was quite an experience!
"Go, Adi! We're counting on your performance in the Summer Season!"

At Hongqiao Airport, before going through security, Lao K stepped on Di Wu's suitcase and patted him on the shoulder.

This parting will likely last for some time. I wonder if Di Wu will have gained even more honors when we meet again?
"Second route, keep a close eye on things!"

He slowly raised one index finger.
"My grandmother once said that I am the center of the world!"

Lao K smiled helplessly, unsure whether this confidence and optimism was a good thing or a bad thing for a professional player.

At least we don't have to worry too much about Di Wu being affected by off-field factors!
After seeing Lao K off, Di Wu took the last high-speed train of the day back to LGD's base.

"Oh? You're back! Brother Rongguang!"

Yuukie waved to Di Wu as soon as she entered the room.

???

Rong. Rongguang, brother!?

"Don't you know? Your speech at Uzi's retirement ceremony has now been turned into a bible!"

"what?"

Di Wu was somewhat taken aback. "Brother Xu, I'm sorry! My glory has already surpassed yours!"
But it's okay, Brother Xu can join my Glory Sect and participate in the glorious evolution later!

Brother Xu: Your...your Rongguang Gate?
It has to be said that Gnik's best champion is Sylas!

"Is RNG's exposure still this terrifying?" Di Wu clearly underestimated the traffic of RNG's official retirement ceremony live stream.

His "glorious speech" has now spread not only throughout the LPL, but also across the neighboring LCK.

The entire Korean internet is now completely exploding.

"Glory! Onion! Orange!!!"

"Gnik is simply the sun of the LPL!!!"

"Do you also want to join Gnik's Glory Gate?"

"I never expected that Gnik, a player so young, would have such a status. He actually gave a speech at Uzi's retirement ceremony?"

"LPL doesn't seem to care much about seniority; they only consider the individual skill of the players."

"LCK Glory Gate is officially established!!"

Meanwhile, Di Wu was unaware of just how terrifying his influence had become.

He sat in his seat with his eyes closed, trying to rest. What puzzled him was that the ingredient testing should have started by now.

Why.
【Ding! 】

[During host component analysis, the system will bind to the system based on the host components!]

Here it comes! It's here!
I'm no longer the player who was rejected by Piao's team and just wanted to coast along. Now I'm one of the top players in the LPL, having won both the Spring Championship and the MSC. It's time; my role model should be Faker!

[Host composition: Comedy: 77.7%, Abstraction: 7.7%]

[Congratulations, host! You have become even purer! Congratulations on activating the "King of Comedy (2.0)" system! One season countdown until the next component analysis!!]

[To save the LPL, keep being the King of Comedy!!!]

It wasn't me.
Di Wu opened his mouth, listening incredulously to the voice in his mind.

Why? Why, after all this time, is it still being purified, buddy?
Oh no, I seem to be stuck in a loop. In order to become stronger, I have to move closer and closer to the image of a comedian.

Its purity will only increase!
Should we resist the system's tasks? I'm strong enough already!

Di Wu glanced at his panel.
Name: Di Wu

Position: Mid Lane

[Ability: Reaction: A+]
Hand speed: A
Consciousness: SSS
Development: A
Output: SS
Laning phase: SSS
Team Battle: SS

【英雄池：阿卡丽（7级）、杰斯（7级）、塞拉斯（7级）、沙皇（7级）、飞机（7级）、小炮（7级）、加里奥（7级）、妖姬（7级）、发条（7级）、丽桑卓（7级）、卡牌（7级）、小鱼人（3级）、卡尔玛（2级）、泰坦（2级）、璐璐（2级）、岩雀（1级）、瑞兹（1级）】（开启8级英雄熟练度，8级熟练度永不变动，将成为刻在骨子之中的绝活！需十个熟练度提升！）

[Comedy Points: 150]

[Review: Spring's G Emperor!!]

Level 8 proficiency?

Di Wu frowned. Indeed, if many heroes are not used for a long time, their proficiency will decrease. Underwear is something that is uncomfortable to wear all the time, so naturally one would want to take it off to let it cool down.

but.
Level 8 proficiency means that my underwear has become one with me!

Just like those master swordsmen of ancient times, whose understanding of swordsmanship had reached a pinnacle, achieving oneness with the sword, the so-called level 8 proficiency is the true achievement of the legendary oneness with the sword!

However, this 2.0 system is too expensive. It takes ten proficiency points to reach level 8 proficiency.

【Ding! 】

[Version 2.0 now supports redeeming Comedy Points! 1000 Comedy Points can be redeemed for 1 Proficiency Point!]

Di Wu nodded. So, the 1.0 system is for beginner protection, right?
That’s all~
Did you think I couldn't do it? It's just man and pants becoming one!

Even if you combine seven pairs of underwear into one, it's no problem. Seven pairs of underwear combined, then the person and underwear become one!

Summer Season! System 2.0! Glory Gate!

Interesting!! Because I can definitely hear it!!

Di Wu slowly opened his eyes and realized that he was being watched by a group of LGD people.

???

"What are you doing?"

Di Wu's lips twitched slightly. All he did was go to Shanghai for a trip and take a three-day vacation.

how do you feel
When I came back, my teammates looked at me differently?

Why even put yourself in the center of the crowd as an observer?
"Rebuild the glory of LPL!" Lao Qiang starts with zero frames.

???

"A snail's back, a tiny bit of flesh~~~"

Little Peanut followed with some less-than-perfect pronunciation.

"It has to be my Chicken Bro, how did you come up with such a cool word?" Gala looked at Di Wu with eyes full of respect.

"Humph!"

Di Wu gave a cold snort and simply shook his head: "Go learn it!"

After the rest of LGD left, Gala curiously approached and asked, "Brother Chicken, is it true that Uzi has retired?"

"Yes!"

Before Gala could finish speaking, Di Wu nodded.

Following Uzi's retirement ceremony, in addition to Di Wu's explosive speech, the behavior of Uzi and Jin Yibo led many people to speculate whether there was something wrong with the retirement ceremony.
Uzi and Jin Yibo were unaware of the situation beforehand, and even Di Wu's lines were improvised. Closing his eyes wasn't just for show; he was genuinely thinking about his speech!

"Huh? This is too exaggerated!" Gala felt even more miserable when she thought about how she almost went to RNG.

Fortunately, LGD pulled them back.
This is terrifying! They're supposed to be a powerhouse team on par with EDG, known as the "Pig and Dog" of the league, how can their management be so poor?
"I heard that RNG bought an ADC from T1's youth academy! A player whose last name starts with G!"

Starting with G? ADC? T1 youth academy!?
"Impossible! Impossible!!! Absolutely impossible!"

T1 would never let go of Gumayusi! Xiao Lu Bu is a genius ADC that T1 has been focusing on developing.

He was already dominating Challenger players in the Korean server when he was only 15 or 16 years old, T1 can't possibly give up on him!

“Um, it seems to be an ADC named Grace! I heard she’s a Chinese-American from T1’s youth academy!” Gala continued.

Huh? This unfamiliar ID startled Di Wu. Hua... of Chinese descent!?
Wow, is RNG going to create an all-Chinese synergy too? Their marketing is amazing! Awesome!
Di Wu pondered for a while, but had no recollection of it at all. He had never even heard of RNG making a bad purchase in his later years. Could it be that his appearance and LGD's purchase of Gala caused a butterfly effect that led to the emergence of a new player?

Indeed, many top professional players need a growth path. Even if he went to LCK early and prevented Zeus from playing professionally, T1 might still have cultivated Odin, Doss, Zeus, Sushi, Fat Zeus, Lace, HS, Nami Sushi, and even Tendou Souji!

This may be related to the player's talent, but the world is not lacking in talented players. What is needed more is opportunity and systematic training and experience.

That's interesting. We'll see how good Top Tiger is next year when he makes his debut!

"Gazi, you can ask Kramer for advice more often. I'll recommend Xiaoming to you later! You can also exchange ideas with him!"

For Gala now, it will be quite difficult to compete against DWG's championship bot lane.

However, Di Wu is not worried. With veterans like Karmer guiding the team, and with his help, Gala and Xiaoming can also exchange experiences on the field.

With me on the team throughout the summer season, I can provide enough experience and help Gala level up!
LPL Summer Split! LGD is ready!

Inside the JDG base, Blue Lotus stared at the unread but unrepaired messages from the LGD owner on her phone, gritting her teeth fiercely.
"Damn it! Do you even know what you're doing?"

"Just you wait! Next year, we'll see how you compete with me for the Gnik!"

Blue Lotus never expected that LGD's owner would ignore his seven-figure transfer fee starting with 2, which could buy countless Gniks from PDD!
She's still not satisfied. Does she really think she can keep Gnik when his contract expires next year?
You wait until the offseason, if I don't get it, I'll just throw it in the pot!

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(End of this chapter)