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Chapter 143 "Uncle Xiran!!"

【Ding! 】

[You think those sunglasses are real sunglasses? They're the scope of Chicken Bro's Italian cannon! Reaching out isn't a thumbs-up, it's the cannon aiming! A perfect shot! And it shot right into the hearts of the audience!]

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Di Wu had just sat down when he heard the voice resounding in his mind and couldn't help but purse his lips...

What does it mean to...

Well, whatever! At least the result is good; after this wave, IG has lost its competitiveness.

LGD's five players grouped up and headed straight for the Baron pit, where they secured the Baron.

"Roar!"

When Baron Nashor's screams echoed throughout Summoner's Rift, they also marked the beginning of IG's tragic symphony of defeat.

The pressure from the Jayce and Nidalee double poke composition created a complete vision blockade, and as the game progressed into the late game, GALA's Aphelios began to show his effectiveness.

Ultimately, under the pressure of LGD's poke composition with the Fire Dragon Soul, Ning chose to make a mistake rather than do nothing and wait to die.

One burst of speed ended the game!

"Let's congratulate LGD! They've successfully turned the tide. Gnik's return has made LGD completely different from before."

Although LGD also gained a huge advantage in the early game in the previous match, but...

Having Gnik on the field is so reassuring.

This game is destined to leave IG with no chance of a comeback, especially since IG's lineup was indeed quite poor.

Once you fall behind, everything depends on the mid lane, but you're facing Gnik in the mid lane, which is different from the last game, so Rookie is under a lot of pressure.

Even with a sty, Gnik is still Gnik.

After being completely dominated by LGD in the second game, the MVP award naturally went to Di Wu, who stepped up in a critical moment.

A whopping 37% damage share! That's the highest damage dealt in the entire match.

This is also Di Wu's seventh MVP award in this summer season, temporarily placing him first on the MVP list for mid-lane players.

The official results were accompanied by a damage chart and the MVP award.

The comments section below was already packed with people in the front row.

"It has to be Chicken Bro to be right!"

"Is it called 'Chicken Eye' because it has a sty?"

"Good boy! Time to be discharged!"

"Next time, for the MVP official photoshoot, wear sunglasses!"

"Who watches a game without wearing sunglasses?"

"Fans are requested to wear sunglasses, and children are requested to wear children's sunglasses! (Image by Lau K)"

Clearly, LGD gained an early advantage in both games regardless of whether Diwu played or not, but the feeling of Gnik being there and not being there is completely different.

In IG's rest area, the fighting spirit that IG had in the first game was completely shattered.

They failed to secure the early-game advantage with their team composition, and were subsequently completely suppressed by the opponent's double poke in the mid-game.

The players on IG saw no hope, and TheShy's performance had been really bad lately.

It's easy to get targeted and killed in the top lane, and this game was a prime example.
At this stage, Chris has taken over as the main coach of IG, and Chris is somewhat helpless about this situation.

Gnik has no sense of martial ethics!

The original plan was to steal a win from LGD while Gnik was away!

As a result, they lost a single game; Gnik, who was streaming just a second ago, was on the field the next.

So you still need your own home turf, right?

The home advantage was immediately apparent; when a substitution was needed, a simple WeChat message was sent, and within five minutes, the player was walking from the training room to the backstage area of ​​the locker room, ready to take the stage.

Gnik's current condition is completely unaffected by the needle prick!

Is the Gnik needle mark rumor fake news? Just to mislead IG and lower their guard, right?

Good, good, good! LGD, Gnik! You've started using tricks!?
In LGD's rest room, Di Wu slowly took off his sunglasses. After the match, the swelling in his left eye seemed to have worsened slightly.
"Pfft, cough, cough!"

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Di Wu turned to look at the man with the puffy hair next to him: "Wang Hu, what are you laughing at?"

"I wasn't laughing! I was moved by Di Ge's performance in this condition!?"

The smile on Peanut's face flashed by, but instead, he put his lips together tightly, his eyes filled with a look of deep emotion and determination, as if afraid that the corners of his mouth would turn up in the next second.

"you"

Di Wu opened his mouth, then put his sunglasses back on. Oh well, the adult world is just that cruel!
Tears are something I can only keep to myself!

"Alright, let's take them down in the next match!"

After a short break, both sides returned to the stage. After the second match, IG's fighting spirit and strategy became even more extreme.

They wanted to try playing an endless offensive strategy to crush LGD, but LGD's strategy was clear: constantly defend and counterattack, trading IG's tower plating and resources.

After wave of battles, it was actually IG, who were constantly on the offensive, who suffered the most losses.

Rookie's tendency to follow his teammates' lead resulted in a terrifying gap in CS (creep score) between him and Diwu.

When the match ended after 36 minutes, Di Wu had nearly 400 CS, leading Rookie by more than 160 CS.

"LGD ultimately came back from a 1-0 deficit to win 2-1. After bringing on Gnik, they won the next two games very easily! Gnik, you're really thriving in the league!"

Guan Zeyuan could hardly believe that Gnik went from an unemployed player to one of the top players in the LPL in just a few months.

He's already looking forward to the World Championship! The World Championship is the real test of strong teams, and this year's World Championship is being held in China! What if an LPL team can win the championship domestically?

This can be considered a fulfillment of the dream of playing at the Bird's Nest that year in S7!

In the interview area on the main stage.

"Welcome everyone to the post-match interview. Hello, I'm your host, Xiran, and next to me is Gnik, the mid-laner from the LGD team!"

Even with sunglasses on, Di Wu stood on the stage with a helpless expression and waved to the audience.
"Hello everyone, I'm Gnik!"

I didn't want to come in the first place, mainly because of my appearance. It's hard to hide my swollen eyes when the camera is right in my face.

But the officials in this ditch, for the sake of traffic, insisted on bringing themselves up for an interview.

If this weren't LGD's home ground in Hangzhou, Di Wu would never have allowed an official to come up and give an interview.

There's no other way; everyone who comes to our home stadium is family!
"Welcome, cough cough, Chicken Nick!"

Xi Ran couldn't help but glance at Di Wu's swollen eyelids from the side.
Generally speaking, as a professional host, she wouldn't laugh unless she really couldn't help it!

"you"

Di Wu opened his mouth, perhaps this was the retribution for always dragging Xi Ran into self-destruction?

I never imagined I would end up in such a sorry state.

If I had known, I wouldn't have played the game with a sty on my puncture spot today. I should have let Yuukie get crushed in two consecutive games and die on the internet!

Now, not only am I working overtime, but I'm also being laughed at!
"Can you be a little more professional?"

Di Wu's twitching lips sent a coded message to Xi Ran, who naturally nodded: "Congratulations again to Gnik for helping LGD maintain their undefeated streak!"

"Gnik was substituted in for the second game. Could you explain why?"

Upon hearing this, not only Di Wu, but even Xi Ran, who was speaking, almost burst out laughing.

She was also somewhat helpless; wasn't this a problem assigned to her by the authorities?
What's going on? Gnik is standing right next to him, and his swollen eyes aren't enough to tell what's going on?

"Um, it's because my eyes aren't feeling well! Am I being difficult?"

Di Wu was furious!
Officials from the trenches, is this a question even humanly asked?
This is no less daunting than asking someone in the hospital ward, "Why aren't you at work? Why aren't you at home? Why are you in the hospital?"

Is it something I like?

"I can let everyone take a look."

"Can't!"

Before Xi Ran could even finish speaking, Di Wu verbally rejected her request.

The chat in the official live stream room has exploded.

"I feel like Xiran did it on purpose. You can even see Chicken Bro's swollen eyes in this close-up shot! Of course she could see it, right?"

Xi Ran: I finally caught you!

"Hahaha, that's a bit too much hatred. Is there some other emotion mixed in with that hatred?"

"Xi Ran seems to have developed feelings of love for Brother Chicken out of hatred!"

"Iron secretly loves Brother Chicken!"

"I've seen plenty of handsome guys, but I've never seen a handsome guy with styes before, Chicken Bro~~~"

However, Xi Ran's smile deepened, and she felt a secret thrill at seeing Gnik's expression.

Hehehe! You've finally met your match, huh?

The questions asked in the official interview might have been a bit inappropriate, however...
Gnik has never considered himself a human being before! Since that's the case, let's hurt each other!

Just as Xi Ran was thinking this, Di Wu glanced at her, who was secretly laughing, through his sunglasses.

After a brief interview about the event, Xi Ran decided to wrap up the interview.

"IG has been a formidable opponent for you lately! After you came on as a substitute today, you easily won 2-1. Since the Spring Split, Gnik has maintained a terrifying win rate against this LGD team, especially in the big matches where he didn't lose a single game. Gnik, what are your goals for LGD's performance in the Summer Split?"

Upon hearing this question, Di Wu laughed!
That wicked smile made Xi Ran tremble involuntarily.
Why did he laugh like that?
Gnik! What are you going to do?
This is the last question. I was planning to go home for dinner tonight after the interview, wasn't I?
Please don't do anything stupid! I don't want to see photos of myself and Di Wu posted together in the Instagram supertopic.

When they say "girls help girls," they only mean it when they themselves have a need!

Don't do anything foolish, Chicken Bro, no, no, no! Chicken God!
"Humph!"

Di Wu snorted coldly: "IG, a formidable opponent?"

"Indeed. As you said, I suppose so!"

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Upon hearing this, Xi Ran's hand holding the microphone trembled slightly.

you.
Di Wu's words seemed to be an endorsement of IG, but anyone who heard them knew it was a form of contempt. The key point is, if you're going to be contemptuous, why drag me into it?
Originally, all I wanted was for a photo of me and Di Wu to be posted on the super topic, but now it's like the two of us conspired together during an interview!
Ruined!
However, that wasn't all! Di Wu continued, "If we're talking about a goal for the Summer Split, let's say EDG goes back to their undefeated regular season record!"

Di Wu slowly extended one index finger, just enough to block out the ray of light above his head.

"Since I am the sun, all things are under my illumination!"

"I won't allow myself to fall behind EDG's perfect regular season record. We will do even better! From now on, we won't lose a single game!"

Di Wu, wearing sunglasses, is indeed very handsome. The position he is in, with the light shining on him, gives him a sense of holiness.

but.
Xi Ran's eyes had completely lost their color!
director!!!

I got a sty the next time I interviewed Gnik!

Even the LGD fans at the scene felt sorry for Xiran.
"Uncle Xiran!!"

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