LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 158 K God doesn't just know he's wrong! He knows he can't clear his name!
In the TES break room, the older brother was still feeling very dizzy as he looked at the MVP results screen.

Diwu's Akali in this game was truly terrifying. After the Baron fight, he couldn't even stand in the back to snipe, let alone auto-attack anyone in team fights.

Whenever he appears in Akali's vision, Akali can use two ultimate abilities to get in front of him and kill him instantly.

The older brother also went from 1-0 at the beginning to 2-9 at the end.

If Flandre hadn't given him one at the end, he would have died nine times in a row after gaining a kill advantage by tower diving in the bottom lane.

However, no one from TES blamed the older brother.

It's really not my brother's fault; the ADC's helplessness only becomes apparent at times like this.

This is unreasonable! Even if you put Faker in this situation, he wouldn't be able to handle Akali like this.

This is similar to when Faker encountered a one-hit kill Aatrox in URF mode back then.

No matter what you do, it's pointless. They can kill you with a single strike.

"We feel we can't choose this lineup! It's too risky, there's no control whatsoever, how can we play by pure luck?"

The older brother spoke indignantly, saying that TES's lineup was purely a lottery lineup, and the skill that controlled the most opponents throughout the game was actually the W skill played by the older brother, Jhin.

Not to mention that the other team also has an Akali, even Camille is difficult to deal with in the later stages of the game.

White Crescent nodded repeatedly. It was indeed their fault for fielding this lineup; they had placed too much faith in 369!
As a result, he was caught out of vision once in the early game and then disappeared. You, Brother 9, were nowhere to be seen for the rest of the game.

"Our next game is blue, so the draft will be a little easier!"

The white crescent moon boosted the morale of the Top Esports team, but the counter-pick advantage was still not as comfortable as the blue side's drafting advantage.

TES, on the blue side, will also face some pressure in the next match. If they can't win that game either...

TES may be swept again today; given their current form, it's impossible for them to come back from a 0-2 deficit to defeat LGD 3-2.

The LGD mid laner's ID alone was enough to make people fear him for his steady play.

"Hey, can we please remove Akali from the game?"

The older brother looked somewhat troubled. He had a slight advantage in the early game, and by the mid-game, Akali's darts were practically shoving into his mouth.

【Ding! 】

[Swallow the darts! I'll teach you to swallow darts! The terrifying dart-throwing man successfully helped GALA rid himself of the Akali nightmare, leading to his brother being diagnosed with Akali phobia!]

[Reward: 200 Comedy Points]

In LGD's rest room, Di Wu was also looking at his three playoff MVP awards.

This can also be considered as a way to cheer up my brother.

If I remember correctly, Knight doesn't seem to have a strong preference for card games.

If they don't pick cards, they'll have to keep banning their own cards. Akali has a tough time laning against Zoe in the mid lane early game, and I've already done that myself.

Akali…

It's going to be banned!

After a short break, both sides returned to the stage, with TES choosing the blue side in this match.

Not only the older brother, but the entire TES team, including the coach, was holding their breath, as this match that would truly test them was about to begin.

Both sides quickly entered the BP phase. In this game, the blue side TES banned Twisted Fate, Ornn, and Akali in the first three bans.

LGD banned Caitlyn, Quinn, and Galio.

Compared to support heroes like Twisted Fate, Knight is more skilled at playing Galio.

"Ding!"

Without the slightest hesitation, TES on the blue side immediately picked Sett.

This Sett pick can be used flexibly in the top and mid lanes, and he can quickly clear minion waves against any mid laner.

"Let's stick with the ice!" Mai Zijian pondered for a moment.

These are all high-priority heroes, and LGD's first three bans all explicitly banned 369's Quinn because they wanted to pick Renekton.

"Ding!"

LGD locked in their top and bottom lane picks with Ashe and Renekton on the first and second floors.

White Crescent shook his head upon seeing the two hands: "We have Jhin and Nidalee!"

It's still the older brother's Jhin, plus the Nidalee and Renekton combo that's been dismantled.

The strategy for these two picks wasn't much different from the previous game; it's just that we needed to ban Akali, which allowed them to release Renekton.

"Dismantle Renekton and Nidalee, no problem. Then LGD's third pick should be to protect Peanut's Lillia."

Godv's understanding is quite good; LGD's third pick can only be Lillia, who can synergize with Renekton.

"LGD's mid-top-jungle synergy this summer has been excellent, which is why Renekton is always their top pick! You can also see that they've consistently banned Quinn in their first three bans," Guan Zeyuan analyzed from the side.

We'll see what 369 will pull out to fight the crocodile in this match.

In the second round of bans, TES chose to continue targeting DiWu by banning Sylas and Azir.

LGD banned Kennen and Tahm Kench.

"Ding!"

LGD prioritized locking in Titan.

"69, what else can you play in the top lane? Jayce? Gnar?"

White Crescent offered his opinion, stating that both of these heroes are relatively easy to counter Renekton.

There were no champions like Twisted Fate or Galio in this game, and neither of his champions were particularly vulnerable to being ganked.

Sett can be given to Knight in the mid lane. "Then I'll... Gnar!?"

To be honest, the loss in the first game did have some impact on 369's confidence.

He played Fiora terribly in the first game, which made him hesitant to pick Jayce, a high-risk champion, in the second game.

The key point is... Gnik seems to really like ganking this type of top laner?
Perhaps Gnar would be a better choice, and Gnar is also more of a team player; I am indeed a team top laner.

The hero you choose must be useful within the team.

TES picked up Gnar on the fourth floor, securing Sett's mid lane position, and then picked up Leona, who was still outside.

The last move of the game went to Di Wu, but Di Wu didn't rush to choose. He felt it was time!

It's time to max out all my attributes! It's time to face my past self.

Using 1200 comedy points, I upgraded reaction, development, and hand speed from S to SSS, and also raised Ryze's proficiency to the maximum level of 7!
While all of his panel stats rose to SSS, he also leveled up his two champions, Zoe and Syndra, who he had buffed in the Summer Split, to level 4 proficiency.

His panel has now reached a terrifying level...

Name: Di Wu

Position: Mid Lane

[Ability: Reaction: SSS]
Hand speed: SSS
Consciousness: SSS
Development: SSS
Output: SSS
Laning phase: SSS
Team Battle: SSS

【英雄池：瑞兹（7）、卢锡安（7）、阿卡丽（7）、杰斯（7）、塞拉斯（7）、沙皇（7）、飞机（7）、小炮（7）、加里奥（7）、妖姬（7）、发条（7）、丽桑卓（7）、卡牌（7）、辛德拉（4）、佐伊（4）…】

[Comedy Points: 250, Proficiency * 2]

[Review: A flawless, invincible player!!]

A flawless, invincible player?

As expected of me!

Di Wu's lips unconsciously curled up slightly. The moment he revealed his hexagonal shape, he knew that the game was about to end.

Give me Ryze!

"Ding!"

LGD's final pick was Ryze, a mid-lane champion capable of fast wave clear, split pushing, and quick support.

"Ryze!? LGD's mid and top lanes both have champions that can synergize with Peanut, but Gnik's Ryze..."

"I haven't seen him at all this summer season?"

The three people in the studio looked at each other; Diwu's Ryze had never been retrieved before.

If we're going back to the last time, it was probably last year when they were still at OMG, but...

Guan Zeyuan pursed his lips. If he remembered correctly, Di Wu's only bald game in OMG last year was...

"These are all iconic scenes!"

In his first ultimate move, he wanted to retreat with his teammates at the dragon pit, even though Krystal was right in front of him. Even though Krystal was hooked by Thresh, he could still ride away in Ryze's car.

As a result, K instinctively used Flash, and Di Wu was hooked. OMG, the whole car was destroyed and everyone died!
They then tried to rush Baron, but the crucial K-God didn't join the fight! This made the Baron take too slow, and the enemy team caught them and launched a counterattack, resulting in K-God losing his man and Baron being stolen.

Finally, Di Wu was completely dazed. While farming minions online, even though there was no one interfering, after hitting a minion with E, he misplaced Q. And it wasn't just one Q; both Q skills were "twisted" by the minions.

That hilarious scene of Ryze getting outplayed by minions while last-hitting was even edited into a meme and leaked online.

In the end, Di Wu slumped in his seat, not saying a word, just pulling at his white hair, his face full of bitter smiles.

His Ryze was originally very strong, and he was quite famous in ranked games.

Since then, Gnik has never played Ryze again, and it is said that he rarely plays it in ranked games. Even today, almost all the coaches in the LPL subconsciously assume that Diwu doesn't know how to play this champion.

His own Ryze proficiency has been declining even further!
did not expect…

In today's final match, Diwu actually picked Ryze?

At this moment, on the second lane, Lao K rubbed his eyes. Was he seeing things? Gnik... pulled out Ryze?
"Um...this streamer seems to have something to say...no, let me explain!"

"I felt that I didn't have any major problems at the time, but!"

After making excuses for himself, Lao K still helped Di Wu wash up.

"I feel... guilty! I've let Gnik down with that Ryze game!"

To be honest, we could have won that situation. Diwu Ruiz took a taxi with everyone to steal the dragon, and then ran away.

As it turned out, the female police officer was just being impulsive. Standing next to the circle, she clicked on the blue team's own three wolves, and just like that, Ryze's car drove away.

Can you blame yourself? As an AD carry, it's perfectly understandable that I couldn't resist when I saw the jungle monsters.
The problem lies with the driver! He didn't even realize the passengers hadn't gotten on the bus?
I haven't gotten on the bus yet! I haven't gotten on the bus yet!!
The live chat is completely exploding.

Will I ever see Chicken Bro's bald head again in my lifetime?

"You think K-God knows he's wrong? K-God just knows he can't clear his name anymore!"

"I remember that game! Chicken Bro really played well that game. He used to be a master of Ryze, but he hasn't played Ryze since!"

"What can I do? If Lao K wants to create a good show, he'll go for the big deal!"

The director's camera focused on Di Wu...

Di Wu remained silent, simply closing his eyes and leaning back in his chair.

Was he invoking a god? No! Perhaps it should be called a prayer!
I pray that the past images that linger in my mind will never reappear on the field.

"May Ryze never have to carry K again!"

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