LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 169 "This version of the Yellow-feathered Chicken is still too overpowered!" (2-in-1 6k2)

"I think LGD needs to speed up the pace now. Life pulled off a great play in this wave. It was crucial that they didn't kill Ruler in the first wave, and they couldn't control the dragon!" Godv analyzed the game with a very serious expression.

After all, this was LGD's first match against LCK in the World Championship, and he couldn't help but recall the scene when KT treated him like a roadside dog and kicked him to death.

"Go, chicken! Don't give Gen a chance to breathe!"

This ultimate move extinguished Ruler's arrogance and gave GALA a crucial kill.

Then the next big move will be to crush GEN!
If GEN, that turtle, gets a dragon, they might not engage in team fights with LGD anymore.

Di Wu's Pantheon pick needs to utilize his ultimate's half-map support to step up and find the rhythm!
Just as Godv had predicted, GEN chose to stay indoors and focus on developing their resources, giving up their Vanguard.

Peanut, having secured the Rift Herald, showed no sign of urgency. Now, he no longer needed to farm his own jungle and instead began invading Clid's jungle.

Pantheon in the mid lane got Youmuu's Ghostblade and Boots of Swiftness in just nine minutes. With this kind of equipment, if the mid laner isn't careful, Pantheon could appear in the top or bottom lane at any time.

The extreme pressure on the sidelines caused by this mid-lane positional advantage successfully helped GALA in the bottom lane catch his breath.

EZ has gradually entered his dominant phase, and LGD's mid, jungle, and support have begun to invade GEN's jungle.

It's only because GEN's Ashe can occasionally use her E skill to scout vision that she's able to survive; otherwise, the pressure on the side lanes would have been overwhelming.

Although Shen in the top lane had already reached level six, Peanut stood in the tri-bush of GEN's top lane, and Flandre's level eight Renekton attacked the level six Shen. Without releasing the Rift Herald, they devoured the top lane's first tower with full plating.

Pantheon's ultimate is now off cooldown, so even if Clid is there in the top half of the map, he won't dare to defend the tower.

The crocodile's current fighting power is terrifying. Let alone one-on-one, even one-on-two is a piece of cake for it.

Not to mention the presence of Spider and Pantheon, the pressure on the top lane is completely overwhelming.

Clid must keep an eye on the top laner's Shen in the top lane.

“We don’t need Xiaolong anymore, it’s okay! No rush, let’s postpone it!” Ruler calmly directed.

Because of the pressure from Pantheon's ultimate in the mid lane, GALA started to chip away at the plating of his turrets.

Clid's strategy was to protect the top lane, leaving him with no choice but to give up his bottom lane.

Leona's tankiness has increased now, and Ezreal just got a kill and went on a rampage.

The damage is already a bit too high!

Ruler is under a lot of pressure as his bottom lane turret still has two layers of plating.

It's like there's a ghost in the middle lane, ready to sneak up behind you at any moment and deliver a devastating blow.

"We'd better hold our bottom lane until the fourteen-minute mark, unless they use their Rift Herald!"

Ruler also has a certain understanding of his lineup. Unless Peanut comes to the bottom lane to use the Rift Herald, he must at least defend the turret plating and not give EZ a chance to get ahead.

They secured a small dragon, which could at least drag the game into the 30-minute mark. If all else fails, they could even concede the Dragon Soul.

The game can go on for at least forty minutes, at which point, aside from Pantheon, the Spider's role becomes very small.

However, ideals are often rich, while reality is often harsh.

After pushing the mid lane, Di Wu chose to go back to base and pulled out his next serrated dagger.

At this point, his damage output was no less than that of the later-reworked Pantheon.

If Lucian dares to look at him even once, he'll basically be taken down in one go if Lucian gets hit by W.

His target wasn't Lucian in the mid lane; he didn't care if BDD was allowed to farm freely. Even if Lucian got fed in the mid-to-late game, it wouldn't matter because his teammates on the side lanes were already struggling.

Diwu pinged a signal on the bottom lane.

"The more you go down the lane, the more likely it is that he'll need to carefully protect himself in the top lane."

Di Wu and Little Peanut exchanged a glance, and Little Peanut with his fluffy hair revealed a mischievous smile.

"no problem!"

Diwu disappeared from the lane, and BDD quickly reminded his teammates on the sideline.

Clid also appeared directly in the top lane, protecting Shen and letting him farm the wave to prevent Rascal from being tower-dived again.

On the bottom lane, Ruler looked pained, as at least three waves of minions were about to push into the turret.
What's the difference between not feeding yourself and being dead?

Not every contestant can have the same level of awareness as GimGoon, and
Kim Gung's teammates are definitely doing their jobs!

Ruler gritted his teeth, just as he hesitated.
A spear appeared behind GEN's bottom lane turret.
"broken!"

Pantheon landed right behind him; this kind of gank is practically thuggish when facing Lucian.

With no vision in the river, they don't know where Pantheon is, and Lucian doesn't have Teleport, so they have no idea whether to go top or bottom lane.

As soon as Di Wu landed, the bottom lane lane entered the defensive tower.

Mark activated his W ability and double resistances, then walked towards Ruler's face despite Ashe's damage output.

Ruler activated his Q and focused all his damage on the Leona in front of him, but
It was a very familiar scenario: weakness gripped him, and Ruler was finding it hard to walk. He had no choice but to use his purification ability to remove the weakness.

But at this moment, Leona had already raised her hand and unleashed her ultimate ability centered on Ruler.
"Axi!"

Ruler was forced to use his Flash to dodge Leona's ultimate, but the next second he was met with Pantheon's W.

The instant Red Fury W landed on Ruler's face, GALA unleashed a QW combo followed by his ultimate and dealt damage.

"Zizzizi!!"

A purple light fell upon Ruler; Karma's shield, combined with Shen's shield, essentially gave Ruler half his life.

only.
The moment EZ's ultimate swept past him, Di Wu raised his hand and used an auto-attack to build up his red-rage Q.

The Leona next to her also had Ignite on Ashe. The moment Ashe was pinned down by Pantheon's W, Mark followed up with his E skill, using a chain of crowd control to keep Ruler pinned in place.

Diwu then stacked his Conqueror item with another A, followed by a fully passive-enhanced Q.

The terrifying build of Youmuu's Ghostblade and Serrated Dirk, combined with Ezreal's full combo, put Ashe into Pantheon's Q critical strike range even with her shield active.

Di Wu paused slightly as he watched Shen teleport with his ultimate, and the instant Shen landed, he unleashed an empowered critical strike Q!

"LGD Gnik has killed GEN Ruler!"

Although Shen landed successfully, he didn't have time to use his abilities before Ruler was killed by a spear.

Mark flashed away from the turret, pulling it out of its attack range.

Their perfect teamwork led to Ruler's swift and decisive capture.

Ruler glanced at his own death replay and was so angry he laughed.
No, Karma and Shen have such thick shields, it's just a matter of a second!

Pantheon and Ezreal took them out? Did Ezreal get so farmed up without us even noticing?
"Huh? No, you've used your ultimate skill, what am I supposed to do?"

Before Ruler could even open his mouth to say anything, Clid, standing at the top lane's second turret, was speechless as he faced the Renekton, who had already activated his ultimate, and the approaching Elise.

Gnik intentionally held back his last attack, letting Shen split the lane, leaving him alone in the top lane.
Flandre had already activated her ultimate ability. The prehistoric crocodile used its E ability to burrow through a minion wave and then flashed with its W ability to bite Clid.

The spider followed up with its E skill and took a bite.

"LGD Peanut has killed GEN Clid!"

Clid in the top lane was instantly melted by the combined damage from the Spider and the Renekton.

"GEN's top and bottom lanes are both dominating, they can't withstand this pressure! And can they still dive the bottom lane?" Godv swallowed hard as he watched GEN's top and bottom lanes being dove under the tower.

LGD's attack!
Extremely aggressive, you like to play the turtle, right?
The director couldn't keep up with the camera work. Shen, who landed in the bottom lane, wanted to taunt Di Wu, but Di Wu immediately used Flash to dodge Shen's taunt by flashing behind the turret.

So next.
Di Wu's lips curled up slightly: "It's my turn to attack, isn't it?"

My attack round, my attack round, and my attack round again!

A turtle? Defense!?
A level 6 Shen is like a toy in front of Diwu after he kills Ruler's level 9 Pantheon.

I stood behind the turret, held my position for a short while, and waited for my skills to cool down.

Pantheon's face-down attack, combined with Leona's finger strike, creates a 1.75-second sword array that can indeed temporarily protect Shen.

However, after the sword formation ended, Di Wu used an AQ combo followed by an E to negate the tower's damage and retreat.

GALA showed no mercy, smoothly taking down Shen with a combination of basic attacks and Q skills.

Upon seeing this, Life, who was under the turret, immediately chose to retreat and place the turret to escape.

"squeak!"

Peanut released the Rift Herald in the top lane, which destroyed the second tower and also crashed into the top lane's high ground.

Flandre and Peanut took down the top lane inhibitor turret, and Lucian also returned to defend the top lane.

However, with this equipment, Lucian couldn't even scratch the Renekton; he could only use his ultimate to defend the top lane inhibitor.
However, the bottom lane tower was taken down by GALA and Diwu in a coordinated attack.

GEN's economy fell behind by a full six thousand within twelve minutes.

In one wave, we gained an economic advantage of nearly 3,000!
GEN's coach sat blankly in the locker room. He was really stupid! Really stupid!

Why would he challenge LGD's offensive lineup? Did he think his Shen pick was a divine move?
They were so thoroughly outmatched they couldn't even lift their heads!
Flandre alone had a lead of over 2,000 points in the top lane, mainly due to her significantly higher experience level.

GEN's bot lane was under immense pressure from Pantheon, and while Clid was heading towards the bot lane, the top lane was losing too much experience.

This is what is meant by "when it rains, it pours".

Paper can't hide fire forever, just as clouds can't stop the rising sun!
"Wow? LGD's collaboration!?"

Lao K in the second live stream opened his mouth; this coordinated attack was too exaggerated.

If you don't gank bot lane, two bot laners will die. But if you gank bot lane to protect Ruler, top lane will also lose!

Gnik deliberately paused and waited for Shen to land before using Q to secure the kill.

This way, the top laner can dive the Gragas, and the Rift Herald can take down two turrets in a row!

What kind of attack is this? The key is that GEN always anticipated that their flanks would be attacked, but they really had no way to deal with it.

On one side is the Spider, and on the other is Pantheon.

"You like turtles? You like being a turtle?! Do we need a dragon soul to end this game?"

Do you really think this is LCK?
You think I won't beat you up just because you stole a baby dragon?!
Every time Pantheon uses his ultimate, it's like a vengeful ghost chasing after GEN.
The live broadcast director had just finished replaying the second tower dive in the bottom lane and immediately switched the camera to Di Wu on site.

I'll smash your turtle shell to pieces!

I like turtles!

Di Wu's shouts were not only loud enough to echo throughout the venue, but were also heard by the audience in the first few rows.

He raised his right fist and swung it at the camera in front of him.
The camera on Di Wu's computer screen flew off like a kite with a broken string.
???

The official live stream screen went completely black.

The director immediately switched to the cameraman's third shot. Di Wu looked at the flying camera, blinked in confusion, and Xiao Huasheng next to him was also stunned.
No, Chicken Bro! You?
Not so! ?
The game footage was immediately paused.

The GEN members standing opposite were also dumbfounded.
What did Gnik do? All I saw was him swing his fist, and then something flew out!? Ruler blinked repeatedly, my goodness!? Is Gnik's fighting ability not only in matches, but also in real life?

What are you talking about? I have 80 chicken feathers.

Even though he couldn't understand what Di Wu was shouting on the field, he felt a chill run down his spine.

The surrounding staff and referees also rushed forward to search for the camera that Di Wu punched and sent flying, around the fighting platform in front of him.

The official live stream was flooded with question marks; it was absolutely chaotic.

"Holy crap? Chicken Bro? What happened? He punched the match to a standstill!"

"I think I saw something fly out?"

"What flew out? Could it be Ruler's soul that was blasted away?"

"GEN: My turtle shell!!! Damn it!!"

"Hahahaha, turtle lovers say this is too cruel!"

"That's so damn exciting! You have to smash that turtle's shell in!"

The official live stream showed Miller and Wawa, and LauK on the second stream immediately switched from the pure stream to the official stream to see what had happened that caused the match to be paused.

Did Chicken Bro's punch break the internet cable?
Upon entering the official live stream room, Miller couldn't hide his smile and pursed his lips: "Um, according to the news from the on-site director..."

"Gnik accidentally knocked the camera away!"

"So please wait a moment, we'll be back in the game soon after the camera is fixed!"

When Lao K heard the camera fly out, his face turned bright red from trying not to laugh.

"Holy crap, no wonder he's called Chicken Bro! He's amazing!"

The director once again focused on Di Wu on set, who ruffled his yellowish hair and apologized to the staff next to him.

Lau K grinned: "That blond guy on the field is too lawless, it has to be blond guy!"

"Is having blond hair really that much of a fighting force? Tomorrow I'm going to dye my hair blond too!"

The chat in Lao K's live stream room on the second route was already filled with question marks because of Di Wu's actions, and this made it even more lively.

"???"

"Listen to me, Lao K, dye it green! It'll be way more eye-catching than Lao Ji's yellow feathers!"

"That's right! Lau K, green means you won't need to bring flowerpots when you go out anymore. Just wear brown clothes and you'll be the flowerpot itself!"

"That's outrageous! It's ridiculous that they knocked the camera away!"

"Camera: I'm giving it away for free~~~"

"Brother Chicken pointed to the flying camera: This is what will happen to you!"

GEN: Wait, why do we need to intimidate people during a match?

At the scene, the staff looked at the half of the camera that Di Wu had punched off and shook their heads helplessly.

It looks like he died in the line of duty.
If the camera had any evidence of Lao K's stubbornness, he would have at least said something like, "Lao's penis isn't big! I'll be charged with a workplace injury!"
Di Wu looked at the half-closed camera and had a bad feeling that something was wrong.
Will I be fined?
The referee quickly found a spare camera, installed it, and set it up.

Di Wu didn't even have time to speak.
"Gnik, this is a competition-grade camera, worth 3000 yuan! The organizers will seek compensation from you after the competition, so please focus on the match! If there are no further issues, I'm going to continue the match now!"

The referee behind him reminded Di Wu, and then prepared to start the match.

???

3000 yuan!?

No, it's just a small camera.
Di Wu blinked hard, somewhat speechless.

【Ding! 】

[Even three thousand dollars wouldn't be too much for you? As expected of you, the man destined to become the King of Comedy! Using such methods to give your opponent the greatest deterrent!]

[Reward: 200 Comedy Points, 1 Hero Proficiency Points]

???

What kind of deterrence is that?

Another three thousand in compensation!?
Di Wu unconsciously looked at GALA, and Ga Zi felt a little panicked when he met Di Wu's gaze.
No, buddy!?
I really don't have a single drop left!
"Let's have the competition first! It's okay, Brother Chicken, I'll cover the losses for you!"

Flandre shook her head with a smile; Chicken Bro's punch was too intimidating!

Not only was GEN scared, but he himself was also scared!
However, at this moment, Di Wu's face had darkened.

There's no need for intimidation when fighting GEN, right? And they still want to pay 3,000 yuan! Seriously?!
His eyes burned with fury as he stared at the screen. "Just wait to die! GEN!!"
Before the GEN match stage, everyone suddenly felt a slight chill run down their spines.
The game is over!

After this battle, GEN witnessed firsthand what truly ruthless tactics look like.

Once Diwu placed his ward, GEN's entire vision was blacked out, and Karma was repeatedly caught and killed by Diwu in the jungle.

In team fights, whether it's Lucian or Ashe, they'll die if they get face-down!
One-shot an AD carry, and he still has Exhaust in hand!
GEN's dual Cs are now useless!

The game lasted exactly 22 minutes, and the final game time was locked at "2200"!
Ruler collapsed in his seat, staring at the 0-7-0 scoreline, his whole body trembling uncontrollably.

Exaggeration! Too much exaggeration!
Did I break some cardinal rule? Even against wildcard teams, this kind of performance is unacceptable!

It's not like I knocked your camera away, you knocked it away yourself!
If all else fails, I'll pay your fine, okay?
Ruler slowly stood up, only to be met by the expressionless Di Wu.

To be honest, he was very happy to win the game, but the camera cost 3,000 yuan, which wasn't something he couldn't afford. If GALA was really short of money, he could borrow some from Lau K.

But
A camera that costs 3000 yuan? Is the official company ripping them off?!
I don't understand, and I don't dare to ask! I can only vent my anger on our opponent, GEN.

Looking at Di Wu's terrifying expression, and seeing his blond hair, Ruler even bowed ninety degrees the moment the two shook hands.

???

Di Wu was taken aback. Wasn't it said that Lao Chi always respected the seniority system of the LCK?

Why are you bowing so deeply to someone so junior? It's making me a little embarrassed! I've been watching him kill the whole game from start to finish.
Di Wu bowed slightly and smiled with satisfaction.

See? Humility is something that needs to be taught! If you teach it properly, you can even teach it to Ruler, who is deeply influenced by it.

Di Wu patted Ruler on the shoulder and walked towards Life behind him. Life's eyes widened as he watched Ruler bow.

Not Ruler, senior! You!?
Life looked at Di Wu in front of him and bowed deeply at a 100-degree angle, almost burying his head in the ground!
The official live stream was filled with question marks.

"80! It's confirmed, Gnik bullied the opposing player!"

"No, why is Ruler's bow so perfect?"

Ruler: Nonsense! I'm just afraid of getting beaten up!

"Is the blond guy still too overpowered in this version, completely ignoring age and crushing everyone?"

"A supermodel? Why does Gnik always play these stat-obsessed characters? They're either white or blond!"

"This version of the yellow-feathered chicken is way too overpowered!"

"There doesn't seem to be a single good person on LGD's side!"

Faced with Life's surprised gaze, Ruler simply shook his head helplessly.

There's nothing we can do! Chicken Bro really has something!
Even you, Ambition, were pushed into the jungle position by a rookie Faker.

The baseball bat passed down from my brother has four big characters engraved on it!

"Able to bend and stretch!"

After bowing to the audience in the center of the stage, the LGD players quickly packed up their peripherals and left the arena.

The next match is about to begin, and the schedule for the first three days of the group stage is quite tight with intense competition.

Di Wu walked to the player tunnel with his peripherals. The MVP of this match was awarded to Di Wu, but the post-match interview was given to Peanut, who was playing against his former team.

Di Wu had just reached the door of the lounge when he saw the next team preparing to take the stage.

Among the team members dressed in white and blue uniforms, one player, who wasn't very tall and wore glasses, looked at Di Wu.

The two of them just stared at each other.
"Xu Xiu?!"

Di Wu had met Xu Xiu before, but during the MSC, DWG was not in the same group as LGD and was crushed by TES in the group stage.

The two had never met so closely or spoken to each other.

"Gnik!?"

Xu Xiu was also slightly taken aback; Di Wu's Pantheon play just now had been incredibly intimidating.

There wasn't a single dull moment; every minute was a highlight reel. It was either killing people or on its way to killing them.

In later team fights, he is invincible, moving like a dragon through the crowd!

Di Wu didn't say much, just smiled. This DWG team
That's quite interesting!
He waved and walked towards his own lounge.

Xu Xiu pursed her lips and nodded: "Is this what Chinese people call 'high-class'?"

"Hmm~ He really is handsome!"

Di Wu, who had just returned to the lounge, was also very satisfied with his performance before Xu Xiu, thanks to the invincible Pan Sen and his performance in the corridor.

Handsome!
He could already picture the adoring look in Xu Xiu's eyes.

Di Wu's lips curled up slightly!
A staff member approached Di Wu with a small board.
"Um, Gnik, you have two penalty items here."

???

two!?
  No, where did I get two? I smashed the camera with one punch, so don't mess with me!

Di Wu took the small board from the staff member
The sign clearly stated, "No prior notice, throwing clothes at the audience," and the fine was 3 yuan.

"Camera damaged" "Fine plus compensation: 13,000"

???

No, Flandre Mark, the kid who throws clothes, did it too?

The staff quickly produced the fine bills for everyone else, but GALA was the only one who hadn't received a bill.

Little Peanut's bill was taken by Coach Mai Zijian!

At this moment, everyone in the lounge turned their attention to GALA!

GALA swallowed hard, the sweat on his back making it look like he'd just taken a shower.

No, buddy!?
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(End of this chapter)