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Chapter 194 Brother Xu: I saw Faker slumped in his chair back then, now it's my turn!
【Ding! 】

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Brother Xu coughed twice, looking helplessly at the policewoman who had collapsed behind him.
Something feels off!
"squeak!"

Canyon secured the Rift Herald in the upper half of the map.

However, the opposing team's two carries seem to be quite fed, and DWG's pick of Caitlyn to take lane priority is already making them vulnerable to being knocked out.

They are not a team that traditionally focuses on protecting the bottom lane; they rely more on the rhythm of the jungler and support.

LGD cleverly avoided Canyon's most aggressive wave of momentum.

"Oh, I have to go!"

Brother Xu sighed deeply: "Mine, I couldn't block it!"

He has to retreat now; the bottom lane is definitely going to get its plating destroyed.

Canyon pinged the mid laner: "Can you put pressure on the mid lane? Does Sylas still have Teleport?"

He had just moved towards the middle lane when Di Wu, who had returned home, took out his rocket belt and held it in his hand.

After TPing to the mid lane, Diwu quickly returned to his lane to face the push from DWG's jungler and support. Diwu used E to move forward and then used R to steal Bard's ultimate.

Seeing this, Canyon frowned and chose to retreat temporarily.

Peanut should be on his way to the mid lane. Sylas has Bard's ultimate, so he can't directly call for the Rift Herald to take the mid lane's turret plating.

As a jungle carry player, I am more referring to the jungle carry role in the overall tactical system of the team.

Canyon could easily call for Rift Herald in the mid lane to solo the turret plating, but Sylas has Bard's ultimate available, so letting him take the Rift Herald would definitely result in him taking the turret plating.
"Forget it, I'll give the Vanguard to the next dragon. There's no rush, my farm is doing very well!"

Canyon is quite confident. Even when playing Lee Sin, he doesn't build a jungle item like other junglers and then build Knight's Vow to protect his carry.

The only downside for DWG this time is that Xu Ge's Syndra lost Flash, so he might be targeted in the next wave.

On the LCK commentary desk, while they were still somewhat worried about the next dragon, DWG's two carries were without Flash.

Meanwhile, the top laner's Flash was off cooldown, and he pulled out his Force Staff.

During the second dragon fight, twelve minutes into the game, DWG's two carries didn't have Flash, while LGD's three carries had all completed their items. Jhin's items were particularly terrifying, as he had already acquired his Infinity Edge early on.

The death of the female police officer in the previous wave allowed Jhin to gain three plating plates in the bottom lane.

As the game progressed, GALA's economy became the highest among all players.

"Let's just let this go! Let's continue trading gold. I don't have Flash, it's going to be really tough for me!"

Brother Xu shook his head; neither he nor the policewoman had used Flash.

If Sylas gets close enough to bring Shen into the fray, DWG is going to explode, not to mention there's also a Vladimir with Flash.

No matter how you look at it, this wave of dragons doesn't seem like a good time to engage.

Jhin's equipment was even more terrifying. DWG's attention had been drawn to Diwu, and Beryl's repeated roaming put pressure on him, so they focused their firepower on Diwu.

GALA had a very comfortable time playing bot lane, and quickly got an Infinity Edge.

In a team fight, Sylas can die easily, as Vladimir and Jhin can clean up the damage, leaving him completely passive without Flash.

"Yeah, let's pressure their top and mid turret plating for gold! I also feel like we can farm a bit more!" Beryl nodded.

Although the enemy team has a Vladimir in the late game, our team also has Ornn in the late game.

If neither of the two carries has flashed, then temporarily avoiding the limelight isn't something that's unacceptable.

Canyon immediately gave up the Rift Herald in the mid lane. Flandre returned to the mid lane to defend quickly, but Canyon and Caitlyn still managed to take away three layers of plating.

On the top lane, Xu Ge pushed the lane directly to the top lane's first tower and started attacking the plating.

"DWG is very smart! Their strategy was to directly switch the turret plating, and with the Rift Herald, they managed to take three turrets in the mid lane. They should be able to take about two turrets in the top lane, right? Chicken Bro went up to defend, but he was probably a step too late!" Guan Zeyuan couldn't help but admire DWG.

They remained so calm in this situation. Since their two carries didn't have Flash, they simply stopped fighting and focused on trading resources for gold.

Giving Syndra a turret plating in the top lane feels like she's just getting free turret plating, doesn't it?

"Roar!!"

The second dragon was eaten by Peanut's punishment.

There are many more walls added to Summoner's Rift, and this game's Dragon Soul is also the Earth Dragon Soul.

When Di Wu arrived at the top road, Brother Xu had already retreated after taking a layer of plating.

Xu Ge looked at Di Wu, who had come from the river, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

???

Di Wu smiled when he saw the like; Brother Xu's mentality adjusts quickly!
That's true! What kind of situation hasn't he seen, coming from a top player who fought his way up in internet cafe tournaments?
Di Wu naturally returned the favor with a thumbs up, and the next wave of minions pushed back towards DWG's top lane tower.

Canyon, watching Sylas pushing forward in the top lane, seemed to see a glimmer of hope for breaking the deadlock.

"Can we kill this Sylas? After we kill him, the second Vanguard will spawn, and we can take it!"

Canyon led Beryl from their own jungle toward the river.

Canyon had anticipated this; Shen and Pantheon's ultimate abilities were ready.

LGD might proactively engage Syndra, who's almost out of Flash, and then look for an opportunity to control the Rift Herald.

Since that's the case, we should take the initiative and arrest Sylas first, creating a numerical advantage and securing vision of the vanguard. LGD won't be able to engage in team fights then.

"DWG's jungler and support are moving towards the top lane first. Are they trying to gank? Bard has a good chance in this position. Chicken Bro, you need to be careful of the tri-bush behind DWG's top lane turret, right?" Miller adjusted his glasses.

Bard's roaming efficiency is too fast. If Gnik continues to push forward, it feels like something bad is going to happen!
When Xu Ge saw his teammates had moved to the tri-bush behind him, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

Another thumbs-up appeared on Di Wu's forehead, tempting him.
Di Wu, naturally unwilling to be outdone, countered with a frog question mark followed by a Teemo thumbs-up, standing still and staring at Xu Ge.

"Ah? No! Hey, he's seducing you!"

From his omniscient perspective, Lau K couldn't hold back any longer; this showmaker was truly despicable.

Like this post to seduce Chicken Bro!

Actually, his teammates were already behind him.

Brother Xu's lips curled up slightly. "Sorry, Gnik, although it's a bit despicable, I'll do anything to win."

Don't call me despicable! After all, you're Gnik!

He is also the player ranked number one by Riot Games among all players who participated in the World Championship this year.

Di Wu even pressed Ctrl+3 on the spot and started dancing.

The official live stream chat was filled with comments saying "despicable".

"DWG! Have they no shame?!"

"That's despicable, trying to seduce me with emojis like that, isn't it?"

"I can't even watch anymore, something bad is going to happen!" "Bard's move was too cunning. It feels like the LPL really needs Bard. It's a pity Green Hair is with JD Gaming!"

Ok?
Just as Diwu took a step forward, Bard made a hole in the wall next to him.
Bard and the blind man immediately sat down at the door.
???

"what?"

Di Wu was slightly taken aback. What is this?!

Brother Xu!?
How despicable! He's using that exaggerated expression to lower his guard!

He raised his hand and used his Q skill towards the corner where Bard was opening the door, slowing down both Lee Sin and Bard.

Xu Ge threw a ball at Sylas with W, and Sylas immediately used E to pull away from W. Syndra followed up with EQ, adjusting the two balls to a position that Sylas could hardly resist.

Faced with the advance of the two balls, Di Wu's eyes sharpened, and he turned around and used a push stick to pull Silas's position between the two balls.

"Oh?"

Brother Xu was taken aback. This Silas!?
Isn't that incredibly agile? He dodged both of his own E skills with E and the push stick in quick succession?
Canyon didn't hesitate much. If Beryl remembered the timing correctly, Sylas's Flash was still a few seconds away.

He decisively used his W to flash forward and ward-hop behind Sylas, then kicked back towards the wall next to him and the space next to Syndra.

Beryl quickly followed up with his Sonic Wave, then flashed and used his Q skill to stun Sylas, who was leaning against the wall.

Syndra unleashed her Q, raising her hand to channel her ultimate's energy and unleash devastating damage, but Sylas was enveloped in a purple glow.

It mitigated a lot of the damage, but the moment the Lee Sin's second Q hit Sylas, Beryl immediately applied Ignite and Grievous Wounds to Sylas.

With three people focusing fire, Sylas might have been instantly killed if it weren't for Shen's shield.

The next second, Pantheon's spear appeared at Syndra's feet.

"Can you kill Sylas instantly?"

Xu Ge's next Q hit Sylas, triggering his Phase Rush, and he retreated to create distance. With 10 seconds left on his Flash, he was directly threatened by Pantheon and Shen.

I might not survive.
Sylas's health was down to less than 400 points, and Canyon's Lee Sin had already dealt maximum damage.

With the added scorching wound still lingering on Di Wu, even Sylas with maxed W couldn't recover much health.

Di Wu raised his hand and stole the Blind Man's ultimate ability. The Blind Man's next Q was almost face-to-face with Sylas.

But Di Wu didn't panic, because his Flash was already on cooldown.
The instant Sylas raised his hand and unleashed his ultimate (R) attack.
"Ding!"

In the instant that R-flash adjusted the angle and kicked the Lee Sin in front of him into Bard behind him, he dodged the Lee Sin's close-range Q!

This completely thwarted Canyon's idea of ​​focusing fire and instantly killing Di Wu.

The next moment, Shen had already landed.
Sylas stole Lee Sin's ultimate and used R-Flash to link up with Beryl; the two were taking off into the air.

Shen used his E to pull up and taunt the two, while Pantheon had already landed nearby.

W followed up with control to pin the blind man down, and Di Wu used EQ to apply the first two passives, melting the blind man instantly.

"LGD Gnik has killed DWG Canyon!"

"Huh? Is his Flash ready?"

The timing was too perfect; if my second Q had hit, I could have killed Sylas!

Canyon gritted his teeth. How could Silas be so tanky?

And that kick of his was just so cool! A two-on-one!

Otherwise, you can play the blind man.
"Nice! Great footwork! Ronaldo!!!"

On the second lane, Lao K jumped up and stood on his gaming chair, shouting.

He defeated two opponents in a row, and Shen then mocked both of them!
The blind man arrived
"Double Kill!"

Sylas kills Bard again, securing a double kill!

"Gnik! Taken down, a kick that strung Bard together! Bowling!!! That kick even dodged Lee Sin's crucial Q skill!"

"We've successfully secured backup from our teammates!!!"

Xu looked at his fallen teammate standing under the tower, feeling somewhat helpless. He felt like he had seen this scene before.
While in the bottom lane, he failed to block the crucial sniper shot for his teammate.
But there was no time to mourn for his teammates.

After dealing with GALA in the middle lane, they used their ultimate to set up a sniper position in the river.
???

Xu Ge watched the slowly approaching minion wave and LGD's jungler and support.
His Flash ability is 4 seconds away.
boom!
Jhin landed his ultimate on Syndra, followed by a second sniper shot. GALA's strategy was clear: he just needed to block Syndra's retreat.

Forced to turn around, Xu Ge pulled back to fire the sniper shot, only to find Pantheon already right in front of him.

Jhin will snipe again next time.
At this point, Xu Ge's Flash was off cooldown, but
Surrounded by three LGD players, he threw a Q in front of him, hoping to push Pantheon away the moment Pantheon used W to sit on him, but Mark was a professional player after all.

He teleported behind Syndra and then turned around to sit down!

???

Holy crap? A reverse W!

The moment Syndra was stunned, Shen followed up with his E, and Jhin's fourth bullet pierced through Syndra's body.

Silas EW gets an A in one go!

"LGD Gnik has killed DWG Showmaker!!"

what?
I'm dead?!
Xu Ge stared at the black and white screen in front of him. At this moment, he could no longer hold back his emotions. He supported himself on the platform in front of him with one hand, and lowered his head, resting his head on his hand.

They've already shown the style of their predecessors at the Bird's Nest!

???

Upon seeing this, the comments section was completely overwhelmed.

"Hahaha! Stop bullying Brother Xu!"

"It's okay, Showmaker! Nobody will be calling your name this time!"

"Are you going straight to cosplaying classic skins?"

"Brother Xu: I saw Faker slumped in his chair back then, now it's my turn!"

"It's okay, at least in terms of the LPL's reputation in China! That's great!!"

"Is this Showmaker's signature Syndra? It doesn't even look as good as one of my Chicken Bro's!"

"Brother Xiu, if you can't get into the LCK Hall of Fame, the LPL Hall of Fame is a good alternative! Our doors are always open for you!"

Seeing Xu Ge's suppressed emotions, Sask could no longer hold back.

"Hey, Brother Xu, how about we just go for RE next time? More balls, just in case E misses!"

There's no way around it, a Syndra master like Brother Xu definitely has high standards for himself, but... it seems a bit...
Are you a little tired, Brother Xu?

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(End of this chapter)