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Chapter 20, Brother, time to eat noodles!

Chapter 20, Brother, time to eat noodles!

Master frowned as he watched the barrage of comments filling the live stream.

"When are we going to eat instant noodles? Hey, guys, I'm not really hungry." He shook his head. "The main problem is that there aren't any instant noodles available. My sister ate them all last night."

Upon hearing K's explanation, Di Wu's lips curled up slightly.

I quickly opened Meituan on my phone, and as if Kenzhu had possessed me, the red envelope swelled up to a full sixteen yuan!

Even fate was on his side; he had visited K's house and found his delivery address during the offseason.

He couldn't help but smile slightly: "K! Can we let you eat regular instant noodles? We'll definitely get you something better!"

In K's live stream, he was still denying his bet: "Really, I don't have any instant noodles at home!"

"Yesterday I... no, my little sister secretly ate them all!"

"Don't believe me? Ask your sister!" K God pulled his wife right up to the camera.

He kept giving his younger sister meaningful glances, and she nodded helplessly. Old K was already at the age to retire.

We still need to learn from young people and do these novel things; we can't afford to do them now.

"Hey, what did I tell you?"

Just as K was preparing to continue his escape, his phone rang with a cheerful ringtone.

"Ok?"

K answered the phone instinctively, and the delivery guy's voice came from the other end: "Hello, your food has arrived!"

"Huh? Takeout? Did I order takeout?" Master was taken aback and glanced at his younger sister.

My younger sister quickly shook her head.
Master seemed to suddenly realize something. Wasn't it? Rhythm!?
Didn't I specifically tell myself not to order instant noodles?

"That's impossible! Who ordered takeout?!"

My younger sister went to the door to bring in the takeout, and she couldn't help but smile when she saw the note on it.

"Here, take it and see for yourself!" After saying that, my younger sister closed the door and went to prepare hot water.

K-God sensed something was wrong as soon as he received the takeout.
The live chat exploded.

"Wait, someone actually ordered takeout for the streamer?"

"Holy crap? Deliveryman!!"

"Hahaha, could it be a game?"

"Play the circle! Loyalty and righteousness!!"

Krystal almost fainted when she saw the note on the heavy takeout order!
"Dear K, this letter is like a personal message. Please enjoy our special offer!"

The signature below is...
"Love you, G!"

"Gnik!? You're human!" K shouted, and only then did the chat realize.

The mastermind behind everything, the delivery guy, isn't the rhythm! It's Gnik, who just slapped Krystal in the face on the field yesterday!

K opened the convenience store bag, and his eyes widened as he looked at what was in front of him.

"No way, you fucking ordered takeout for me?! Is he even human? This guy's watching my stream too, huh?"

"Triple-spicy spicy chicken noodles?"

That's right, the package in front of you contains the triple spicy version of the spicy chicken ramen! The taste is absolutely authentic!
K's live stream chat was overflowing with comments, with countless messages scrolling across the screen.

The hype has reached its peak with K-God's live stream!
"Gnik! Delivery Hero!!"

"Don't mess with K God, okay? You can't eat spicy chicken noodles with your nostrils!"

"After eating triple the spiciness, this might hurt a bit, right?"

"Is it your nostrils that hurt, or somewhere else? Please be more specific!"

"The nostrils are a minor issue; the buttocks are the ultimate victims, aren't they?"

"Butt: What are you doing, you bastard!"

"What are Sichuan and Chongqing boys afraid of? At most, their butts will suffer a little!"

When K's door was pushed open again, his younger sister came in with a bowl and hot water.

At this moment, she perfectly embodies the qualities of a virtuous wife and loving mother.

My younger sister looked at K with a big smile: "Big brother, time to eat noodles!"

Krystal's heart was pounding wildly; she had never felt this way before, not when she first met her younger sister.

When hot water is used to soak spicy chicken noodles, then drizzled with a sauce that's tripled in spiciness...
K God trembled as he grasped his younger sister's hand: "Little sister! How have I always treated you?" "Oh, this is such a thoughtful gesture from Adi!" His younger sister smiled and squeezed every last drop of sauce into the noodles.

The aroma of spicy chicken noodles filled K's live stream room, but K had no appetite.

"How are you supposed to eat this stuff?!"

K God wiped the sweat from his forehead: "I could tolerate the spicy chicken noodles, but what the hell is with the ham sausage and this braised egg?"

Is this something you can eat?
With chopsticks in hand, K-God was practically roasted on a hot plate amidst a barrage of comments.

"Since that's the case, all I can say is: I'll do it first! I'm all about realism!"

Not only did K's live stream become popular, but even K's face turned a little red.

"Holy crap? Are you serious?"

Watching the live stream, Di Wu couldn't help but cover his face. "K God! Do you really live up to your ninja way?"
A mouthful of spicy instant noodles sends a strong, stimulating sensation through the entire nasal cavity.

"Cough cough!"

K spewed out a mouthful of noodles, but bravely sucked them back in.

At this moment, everyone in the live stream gave Salute a thumbs up!

"A real man!"

"Holy crap, triple spicy? That's intense!"

"Master, I'm not calling you K-circle anymore, you're the K-God!"

"My goodness, you're inhaling triple spice like that? Well then, I guess ham sausage and braised eggs wouldn't be so bad!"

At this moment, the popularity of Masto's live stream also reached its peak.

As a new streamer, she has garnered nearly three million views.

However, it wasn't just the live stream that got heated up, but also Masto himself, his face flushed as he tried to cosplay as Xiaozao.

"Whoa!! Hiss. Ha!"

"Gnik! You just wait, don't make any mistakes in your matches, or I'll scrutinize you with a magnifying glass!"

However, no sooner had Masters finished speaking than the treasure map gift effect appeared in the live stream.

"Oh? Thank you, Gnik boss, for the treasure map! Thank you, Gnik. I admit I was a little too loud just now!" He immediately corrected himself, even the triple spiciness temporarily numbed him.

The next second, Di Wu also made a video call to Master.

"Hey? You want to look at me with a magnifying glass?" Di Wu smiled slightly. "I've given you my whole fortune!"

With his nose slightly red and swollen, Master quickly explained, "Hey, we're good brothers who've been through thick and thin together. What I mean is, I'm using a magnifying glass to watch your amazing plays!"

"It's just three times spicy, right? You're a real man! You go and get two more treasure maps, and I'll down the rest of the soup too!"

???

"There's nothing I can do, buddy, I don't have the money right now."

Di Wu shook his head helplessly. To be honest, he had missed Masto's first broadcast, so he really should have sent some gifts.

But I haven't really earned much money in the past few years. I only have a basic salary. The cost of living in Shanghai is high, and the only 5,000 yuan I have on WeChat was spent on Master.

"It's okay, you're still young. I know you can do it, kid. Play well! LGD has a chance this year!"

Master chuckled as he wiped his nose. Although he was a little afraid of his brother driving a Land Rover, he still felt a bit guilty towards Di Wu.

If I hadn't teamed up with myself last year, I might not have had to wait until halfway through the Spring Split to find work this year.

"Don't worry, buddy, I'll be at the very top someday!"

"If we make it to the Spring Split finals this year, you bring your little sister to Shanghai, and I'll cover all the airfare, hotel, and VIP tickets!!"

???

Masto paused for a moment, then said that LGD might be able to make a run for the playoffs if they strengthened their roster for the summer split.

However, it would be a bit of an exaggeration to directly present a Spring Split final. LGD was in a huge hole in the first half of the season, and they had to play the second and third place matches in the last two games. Their chances of making the playoffs were only theoretical.

"You don't seem to really want me to watch the finals?!"

Spring Split Finals?
boast!

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(End of this chapter)

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