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Chapter 204 Let's charge in next year! Let's start the slaughter!

"Ahem, Teacher Piao~ I brought a lot of local specialties from my family. My mom made sausages and cured meat, etc. I'll bring you a lot more when I go back to Shanghai!"

Di Wu couldn't help but purse his lips and repeatedly comforted Teacher Piao.

"Humph!"

Upon hearing this, Teacher Piao's expression softened slightly.

"Mr. Di, next time please make a note of your purpose, have my assistant schedule an appointment, and then contact me, okay?"

???

Di Wu gave a helpless smile: "No way! Teacher Piao, you know, during the off-season, I didn't contact anyone, I didn't even do any live streams before coming to you!"

"What do you want from me?" Teacher Piao's tone softened slightly.

At this moment, Di Wu slowly spoke: "I want you to take a look at the contract for me!"

"Oh?"

Upon hearing this, Teacher Piao's expression became more serious, and he felt somewhat gratified. Putting aside everything else, the fact that Di Wu was willing to talk to him about this meant that he definitely considered him one of his own.

"How many clubs have offered you contracts now?"

"Hmm...maybe you should ask how many clubs haven't sent me contracts..."

Di Wu couldn't help but purse his lips; now every club wanted to make a move for him.

After all, as long as Di Wu is there, there's no fear of not having contestants.

Teacher Piao's lips twitched slightly. It seems that his statement that he might not be able to afford a Gnik this year was true.
"Send me all the contract templates! I'll take a look and see which ones are reliable... Oh, and don't send me the RNG ones! I don't recommend you go to RNG!"

Teacher Piao shook his head at the thought of RNG, and he would not recommend Di Wu to go no matter how much money RNG offered.

after all…

Jack lost 5 million yuan during his trip to RNG, and XDD was even asked to pay 50 million yuan in compensation.

Associating with RNG will bring bad luck!

"Okay, okay! Thank you, Teacher Piao. When I get back to Shanghai, I'll go to your place and bring you some local specialties from my hometown!!"

When Di Wu heard "RNG doesn't need to post," he couldn't help but speak up.

After chatting with Teacher Piao for a few more minutes, Di Wu hung up the phone and looked up at his handsome face in the mirror.

He has shaved off his long hair, but his good looks are undiminished. Even Edison Chen had to avoid him back then.

Di Wu's lips unconsciously curled up slightly; sometimes, being handsome really doesn't depend on hairstyle.

As for the transfer period decision, I should be able to make a decision in the next couple of days. I probably won't consider JDG. On the one hand, JDG's tactics will always revolve around Kanavi as the core, and I would rather have a jungler who, although not as skilled as Kanavi, listens to my commands.

What if Kanavi goes berserk and takes his teammates to their deaths...?

It was pure enjoyment!

RNG is even worse. Even if Xiaohu switched to top lane to make room for him, RNG's contract was so bad that even Piao (a popular streamer) would complain.

Not to mention!

Once RNG locks him down, he'll be bound by chains of resentment! Just look at Uzi's current state to see how miserable he is.

I will only consider EDG and LGD.

Di Wu raised his head. He still preferred LGD to LGD. One reason was that LGD offered a little more money, and the other was that if LGD hadn't bought him last year, he would probably have become a CS:GO streamer.

Di Wu walked to the edge of the balcony, which was a live-streaming scene that Di Wu's mother had specially set up at home.

The computer at home isn't too old-fashioned; it's more than enough for playing League of Legends.

Just as Di Wu turned on his computer, his mother quietly approached from behind him: "Di Wu~"

Ok?
"Mom? What's wrong? I'm about to do a live stream."

"Um... Mom has something to tell you..." Di's mother handed over a note.

A string of numbers plus a string of English characters... What is this?
Di Wu had a familiar feeling, as if he had already shown a good talent for gaming back in junior high school.

When my dad asked me to help him rank up... it seems like that was the case back then, right?
"Mom!? You've become addicted to masturbation!?"

Di Wu stared wide-eyed at his mother in confusion.

Great! If we find two more people, our family can play five-player squads!

"Oh, I was watching your match with your dad, but I couldn't understand what he was saying, so I thought I'd try it out and have more to talk about with you young people." Di's mother smiled a little shyly, "So I can watch your match with your dad later!"

"Mom..." Di Wu couldn't help but feel a little touched. His mother was a rather conservative older generation of parents.

However, whether it was her own words about wanting to go out and play professionally or now, she even started to get into the game herself so that she could understand it like her father.
"But I'm afraid I'm giving you too high a score..."

"Hmph, you underestimate your mother! Why don't you log in and take a look?" Mother Di shook her head mysteriously.

???

My father has been a Silver rank holder for so many years. Could it be that my dear mother has a special talent in this area?

However... the season is about to end, so I can help my mom rank up and get some high-rank badges! My own account doesn't have a rank yet, so playing from the start of the ranking process is about the same as playing on my mom's account.

And these rankings will be refreshed in a few days! Right now, bots are rampant in all rankings, which is a good opportunity to experience the strength of the Chinese server!
With a hint of doubt, Di Wu started his live stream: "Hey guys! Long time no see, long time no see!"

When Diwu's camera appeared on the big screen, the screen was already filled with question marks.

"Holy crap? Edison Chen is here?"

"Wait, buddy!? Give me back my blondie!!"

"My goodness, Chicken Bro has no feathers! Now he really has no feathers!"

"Wait a minute!? You're really that handsome? How can I hang out with you?"

"Hahaha, new hairstyle, isn't the new season coming soon?" Di Wu touched his short hair.

Indeed, a mature man should get a short haircut at least once!
"I definitely can't play the Korean server at home, right? How about I try the Chinese server? I can interact with everyone there!"

Di Wu, sitting in front of the computer screen, opened WeGame and logged into the account his mother had given him…

what?
Platinum 1!?
seriously?
When Di Wu saw the row of green battle records under the ID "Huangni Village Flower", he was stunned for a moment.

Platinum 1 in the first server!?
My mom's almost 40?! And she still has this high rank on Ionia?! That's insane!
However, when he opened the match history, he was stunned. There was not a single positive match history. He was either a top laner or a support, and he mostly played tanks. Every game was an i-series game. At his worst, he developed the i16!

But they just kept winning. Every game, their teammates were consistently top-tier. The most outrageous game was one where one teammate was AFK. With three top-tier teammates carrying one slacker, they still managed to win!

"Holy crap! Elo beneficiaries?! Now I finally know who's really winning ranked games!"

No wonder my mom can tolerate the current gaming environment; she's a beneficiary of ELO!

The screen was already filled with question marks in the comments.

"Holy crap? The most beautiful girl in Huangni Village?"

"Wow, what kind of record is this?"

"Huh? No, dude!? That's a bit of an exaggeration!"

"Is this Chicken Bro's account? A world champion!?"

Di Wu then opened the game: "Let's play the Chinese server for a while today! My computer at home is a bit laggy. I was originally thinking of buying a computer from Qingwa through Da Zi, but Teacher Da Zi said he'd give me one for free. It's on its way now! Brothers, wait a couple of days!"

Although Frog Computer has a pretty good reputation for making money, if Di Wu were to go to the computer mall in this small county to buy it himself, he would probably be ripped off and left with nothing. It would be better to just ask an acquaintance to arrange it.

"Oh? Thanks to the customer who chose Sylas or Varus for the treasure map!"

"As for the skin, it's not decided yet. I've been communicating with the designer these past few days, so look forward to it!"

Di Wu hasn't made a decision yet, but...

Riot Games has already agreed to give LauK's eye skin, and barring any unforeseen circumstances... it should be done!

"Can you tell me about Bobby from Lauma?"

Di Wu couldn't help but smile when he saw this comment: "What can we do? Beryl is too strong. We can only try to limit him with certain heroes! It's working quite well. Actually, we started practicing this in the summer season, but you guys didn't know."

"Wow, LGD's optimism is truly unique!"

"It has to be LGD, they started researching their World Championship opponents as early as the Summer Split!"

"Factory: I told you! Studying our World Championship opponents was the right thing to do!"

"That Poppy move was really something! Marbury's net worth has skyrocketed!"

"I heard Top Esports wants to buy Stephon Marbury?"

what?
Di Wu stared blankly at the comments: Top Esports... wants to buy Stephon Marbury!?
Is this for real?! Has Top Esports's "Northern Expedition" begun yet this year?

Is my brother about to meet Old Ma?
Originally, Lao Ma's idea was to wait for Di Wu to sign first, but if it's Top Esports, they have LPL's Succubus—Brother!
Old Ma has his own path to walk now, but I wonder if my brother will be enjoying happiness or suffering.

Old Ma's net worth must be pretty high now... He could go out and make money too!

After I finalize my team this year, I'll have to figure out a way to trick Keria into coming to the LPL!
Di Wu also started playing ranked games, but in the first game, he was assigned to the top lane.

In the first game, he immediately picked Akali for top lane, and was matched against a Diamond III Aatrox player.

The moment the opposing Sword Demon player entered the game and opened their match history...

He smiled. "The most beautiful girl in Huangni Village?"

What kind of hook ID is this? Platinum I? What a joke! A mere Platinum player, what level are you? Play a game with me!
However… after just two minutes, he was already feeling a bit dizzy.

This Akali in front of me... she pulled back and forth twice, but I couldn't even touch her once?
Ten minutes later, the Sword Demon stared at his black and white screen and a 0-4 score...

Something is wrong 11 times out of 10!

What the hell? My game's off today. The air conditioning's too cold, the mouse's too sticky, I got bitten by mosquitoes, and most importantly... I didn't eat...

How could I be beaten like this by a platinum player?
hateful!

Something's not right. This person is definitely not "the most beautiful girl in Huangni Village"!

Wait a minute? I've seen plenty of skilled players using cute girl IDs like "Soft and Fluffy," "Little Bear Biscuit," and "Chocolate" to rank up and hide their true selves.

This is the first time I've ever seen a "flower of Huangni Village" like this!
In this match, five votes were cast every fifteen minutes and one second.

Di Mu was already a good teammate, and Di Wu was rampaging through the top lane.

The outcome of the game was completely in no suspense whatsoever!

"Easy to take!"

This segmentation was quite simple for Di Wu, but...

For the Sword Demon player... after finishing this game, he closed his client, and the account was never logged in again, but that's another story.

"Top lane seems pretty easy! How about I queue up for a few games and try it out?"

Di Wu immediately changed his position to the top lane.

Little did they know that the legend of "the flower of Huangni Village" was about to spread along the road.

That night, Di Wu dominated the top lane with a 100% win rate, climbing all the way to Master rank.

She's starting to gain some popularity in the high-ranking sections of the game, but nobody knows who "Huangni Village's Flower" is.

In Xiao Chaomeng's live stream, it was almost midnight when he started his last game of the day before ending his broadcast.

"Brothers, let's finish this last game, just one last game!"

The game was quickly queued up, and I entered the character selection screen.

The mini-theater in the lower left corner then began to speak.

"The most beautiful girl in Huangni Village is right across the street, we can't play there!"

Xiao Chao was stunned for a moment. "The most beautiful girl in Huangni Village?" Who is that? Is it some high-ranking random player on the Chinese server?
Why haven’t I heard of it?
Whether it's a mule or a horse, we'll have to put it to the test.
"Don't worry, I'm an expert!"

Xiao Chao Meng confidently began to speak, and immediately locked in his signature move, Sett.

"Ding!"

The opposing top laner immediately picked Jayce.

"Jess?" Xiao Chaomeng sneered. "Let me see just how terrifying the flower of Huangni Village really is?"

What does it mean when a teammate can't play?
However… as soon as they entered the game, with Jayce pulling and tugging at them, Xiao Chao Meng started sweating.

No…who is this person?

Isn't that a bit too scary?!
Di Wu looked at Sett and couldn't help but smile slightly. He activated W, followed by one, two, three, then a QE combo and another tap.

Just as Xiao Chaomeng was about to turn around and use Q to accelerate Rajesh, Di Wu turned around at the same time. Xiao Chaomeng wanted to give up the counterattack, but Di Wu turned around again and chased Sett with A.

Thanks to Jess's high mobility, Xiao Chao Meng's health has dropped by more than half.

But he still had his W skill in his hand, he was still not afraid, he turned around and Di Wu switched to his hammer.

"Ding!"

The instant Sett flashed forward, Jayce almost simultaneously smashed Sett away with his hammer. The moment Sett released his W, Diwu flashed to dodge the W and then unleashed a hammer-form Q.

Once W was activated, he started chasing Sett and auto-attacking him, finally switching to his cannon and using an enhanced auto-attack to kill Sett.

"Wow!?"

Xiao Chaomeng's forehead was already covered in sweat, and he felt his temperature rise sharply...

Damn it, who is this guy?

Isn't that a bit too much?
Xiao Chao Meng did struggle a bit in this match, but when…

The moment the phrase "Huangni Village's Flower has already surpassed Godhood!" rang out!
The teammate got all four votes within twenty minutes and ended the game.

Xiao Chaomeng glanced at his 0-7 score and felt somewhat lost. This was the first time he, who considered himself a top-tier casual player, had been so helplessly crushed.

"This person is... Huh?! Really? Is it Brother Chicken?"

Xiao Chaomeng also noticed the comments asking, "Really? Gnik is playing on the first server?"

He quickly clicked on Huya Diwu's live stream...

That incredibly familiar ID came into view…

"A Flower in Huangni Village"

"Holy crap? It really is Chicken Bro! What kind of ID is that?"

No wonder Xiao Chaomeng was instantly relieved... and even excitedly opened the gift.

"Brothers, I really can't beat this one! There's nothing I can do!"

At that moment, Di Wu also saw the special effects of the gift.

"Oh? Thanks for the treasure map, Xiao Chaomeng! Thank you, Boss Chaomeng!!" Di Wu couldn't help but laugh. He had just beaten him up, and now he was showering him with gifts: "Anyone who wants to learn top lane can check out Xiao Chaomeng's live stream and follow him!"

Looks like my hidden MMR is a bit too high? I can even get matched with Super Dream now?
"My live stream is over for today, guys! I'm going offline!"

The next second, Di Wu had already ended the live stream, because Teacher Piao had already replied to him.

With all the contracts with the major clubs in order, Di Wu breathed a sigh of relief. The moment of decision had arrived!
Di Wu remained silent for a moment, then made up his mind.
I want to become a player like Faker, and I want to build my own dynasty!

Not a nomadic dynasty!
Moreover, the LGD owner also gave himself the greatest choice in selecting teammates; he could choose whoever he could buy!

He picked up his phone and sent an OK emoji to the LGD boss, along with a message.
Let's go for it next year!

Ok?
LGD's owner looked at the message Di Wu had sent on his phone...

My heart, which had been hanging in suspense, finally settled down!
"Then let's start the killing!!!"

She replied with a brief four-word reply!
The LGD dynasty is coming in the new season!

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(End of this chapter)