LOL: I really didn't want to be a comedian!

Chapter 206 Everyone is laughing at me, but I'm the funniest one!

"Don't mess around, I'm from the LPL Legends team today, and all I can say is, I will definitely win!"

She raised her head, her face slightly flushed.

Even if his opponent in this match is Fat General, he will still do his duty for the glory of the LPL legendary team.

"Well, there are three of us, one team each. To put it bluntly, whoever loses has to treat the other team to dinner tonight, right?" Lao K couldn't help but smile slightly.

The legendary team, the king of solo queue, and the LPL team in the All-Star main event all compete against the LCK.

The official schedule is also full, with both the Legends team and the Solo Queue King team playing BO1 matches.

The All-Star Game is a best-of-five series.

Upon hearing Lao K's words, Zi Tai nodded repeatedly: "I think so too! Whoever loses treats everyone to dinner!"

He and Lao K both played BO1, and frankly speaking, the solo queue kings are just some streamers.

K-God is a professional player who only retired last year, so playing against a streamer team shouldn't be a problem for him.

As for the Legends team...
With mlxg around, what am I afraid of?

Just wait for Xiangguo to take down the fat general on the other side and that's it. He can't beat the fat general in his prime, but he can't bully the fat general in his old age.

On the contrary, the LPL teams in the All-Star main event faced very strong opponents. In the mid lane, there was Faker, and in the bot lane, there was Deft, who was very familiar to the LPL, and the support was Beryl!

And it's a best-of-five (BO5) match!
The pressure is greatest for the teams competing in the main tournament.

???

Diwu and Flandre exchanged a glance and smiled simultaneously.

Looks like these two have figured it out; the main tournament is the toughest to beat.
"Sure! No problem! Just see if I'll get involved with LCK!"

Di Wu gave his brother a look.

The older brother paused for a moment, but quickly burst into laughter.

Damn it!
It's a piece of cake! The opposing LCK team is full of old men, just watch how well my buddy can crush them.

"Then let's start the killing!"

Soon they arrived at the All-Star game venue, where Di Wu finally met Keria, whom he had tricked and lured there!

"Hey! Bro!"

Keria spoke in somewhat broken Chinese.

Language is something that depends somewhat on talent, but it also depends on the contestant's willingness to accept it.

The more you speak, the better your Chinese will become.

After being amused by Diwu and Flandre last year, Peanut has made great progress in Chinese and is more willing to speak.

It seems that language won't be a big problem for Keria?
"Holy crap? That's impressive, K!"

Di Wu couldn't help but smile as he listened to Keria's somewhat awkward but courageous speech.

Keria blinked, somewhat puzzled: "Oh crap! What does 'shi' mean?"

"Ahem. You don't need to learn this!"

Di Wu shook his head. "Let Keria get some exposure to regular Chinese and the phrases that will be used in the competition first."
"it is good!"

"Chicken Nick, let's have a grease-spinning contest!!"

???

Di Wu almost couldn't hold back his smile. The contract hadn't even been finalized yet, and Keria, you'd already betrayed us?

Will Sang-hyeok be a little sad to hear this?
At this moment, in the rest area of ​​the LCK All-Star team, Faker suddenly felt as if something inside him was missing.
He then looked at the short-haired boy with a buzz cut sitting opposite him.
Gnik!

The biggest winner of 2020 achieved a golden path that even he had never achieved before.

I never expected that my first encounter with Di Wu would be in this kind of setting.
Faker rubbed his hands together, his excitement barely concealed.

Although it was just an exhibition match and neither side was taking it that seriously, I've given myself a completely new perspective this year.

The operational aspects are left to the younger generation, who will focus more on team battles and command.

The All-Star event also gave me a chance to try out Gnik, the new champion mid-laner.

However, before that, there was a showdown between K God's streamer team and Teacher Da Zi's legendary team.

The first match was against the so-called "King of Solo Queue" team.

Lao K is back on the big stage, and he has a lot to prove against igang, who keeps criticizing him in his live stream.

Even if I can't play professionally now, do you think I can't beat a streamer team?
Today I'll show you all what the "god" in K really means!
Among these ten people, I am like Uzi.

In this match, he played with great confidence and was the most representative bot lane hero of the LPL.

"Kasa! It's here, K's Kai'Sa!!"

Guan Zeyuan, standing in the commentary booth, was also excitedly shouting.

"So this solo queue team is really trying to make former pro player Krystal their absolute core? They're picking Galio in the mid lane to protect Kai'Sa! It's like they're playing against Gnik!"

At this moment, the director cleverly focused the camera on Di Wu in the audience.
Di Wu saw Lau K's Kai'Sa laughing wildly, but the moment he saw his own shot on the big screen, he shut his mouth.

He gave a thumbs up!

???

The moment the scene cut away, Di Wu burst into laughter again.

Good heavens, did the person in the queue actually choose to believe Lau K?
It's still LauK's Kai'Sa. Does he really think he's JKL?
However, the next second, the director's camera focused on Flandre next to Di Wu.

Next to Flandre's camera, you can see Diwu bursting into laughter again!

The chat in the official live stream room has completely exploded.

"A second laugh! I never thought I'd see a second laugh again!"

Chicken Bro: It's okay, Lao K, I promise I won't laugh at you openly on camera!

"Oh dear, I'm so embarrassed!"

"Like to laugh? Show me K-God's performance this round! If I can't beat you pros, surely I can beat a bunch of streamers?"

Once inside the game, it was destined from the start that LauK would make people go crazy.

What made JKL in the audience feel uncomfortable was that LauK was using his own skin!
Yu XiaoC initially had a slight advantage due to the overwhelming pressure from the Korean streamer team's female top laner.

However, in subsequent team fights, the enemy Lucian was constantly charging in and dealing damage, while the role of the player who took down Kai'Sa was simply dying from unknown AOE damage in team fights.

After a chaotic battle involving nearly fifty players, the Korean team of streamers still managed to win the match.

In the end, Lao K slumped in his seat, panting heavily.

Are you a little tired?

Especially when you see the output comparison between the two teams' ADCs.
The enemy Lucian dealt nearly 20,000 more damage than him, and K's face turned red.

The chat in the official live stream room has exploded.

"What are you doing, K-Dog! You're going to make Chicken Bro laugh three times over!" "Everyone laughs at you, but you're the funniest one!"

"Watching K God put on a show? Are you trying to make your chicken brother laugh to death?"

"Don't laugh so hard you dislocate Chicken Bro's jaw! He'll have to file for workers' compensation later!"

The director immediately focused the camera on Flandre and Diwu, clearly as K-dog's former teammates.

Both contestants demonstrated their professionalism, managing not to actually smile despite their slightly twitching lips.

Di Wu simply shook his head silently, while Keria, standing beside him, couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Brother? Is that someone I know?"

"Yeah, a streamer who plays Draven!"

When the damage tables for both sides appeared, Di Wuzhen couldn't help but...
You let a thirty-something player like Yu XiaoC deal the highest damage with his Sword Master?! Seriously?! Are you even a professional player?!
Flandre smiled helplessly: "What can I do? It feels like in this new Mythic version, Bloodthirst is too powerful! ADCs aren't having much impact."

While waiting for LauK to leave the court and for Zita to go up for the next Legends match, LauK covered his face.
"It's okay, it's okay, the other side is too strong!" Di Wu explained to Lao K.

Flandre, standing next to her, immediately nodded in agreement: "Hey, we had such high expectations of you. We felt like everyone on the other side was a streamer, and we forgot that you're a streamer too!"

hiss!
Lao K slumped into a seat in the rest area, his body temperature soaring.
If you didn't know better, you'd think someone was having a barbecue in the rest area!
Finished!

I originally thought this match would be my chance to prove myself after retirement, since my peak was a long time ago and many viewers who started following the game from S8 probably don't know about my heroic achievements back then.

Having finally gotten a chance to prove themselves, they naturally couldn't let it slip by.

Many of the viewers who came to see him probably knew that he had messed up Di Wu's career for a whole year last year, and this performance was just the right thing to shut them all up.

However, it seems the result was quite the opposite!

After this match, will anyone still be able to shut up?

Aren't they all grinning from ear to ear?
It's all over! This is truly all over!

Everyone's laughing at me, but I'm the funniest one!!!

Now his only hope rests on Zz1tai; he must lose, and only if Zz1tai loses because of the difference in matchup.

Only then can you draw fire to yourself.

The opponent is General Pawn!
He glanced at the figure walking towards the stage and gave him a look.

His lips curled slightly upward as he ran his right hand across his neck.
And stick out your tongue!

This legendary match was practically a one-man show by MLXG. If MLXG hadn't been retired in 18, he would have been a star.

They might still be playing on the field now!

Xiangguo's Prince had a score of 8-0-22!

Even their demeanor has started to resemble that of the fat general on the other side.

The dragon dance begins, accompanied by the hot pot!
The more Lau K watched Zita and Xiao Wei move gracefully on the court, the more distressed he felt.

Not a grand gesture!?
What are you doing? Are you serious?

You really suck it all up?!
Why, why are they able to use the veil in this match? Didn't we say that the two of us came here to be clowns?

You were secretly playing Dragon Race behind my back, weren't you?
That would be terrible if LPL won the All-Star main event again.
Fighting three battles in one day, am I just making a fool of myself?

Lao K looked at Di Wu, who smiled confidently and patted Lao K on the shoulder.

He made a throat-slitting gesture and then immediately stuck out his tongue.

It's as if it's saying, "Don't worry!"

"Watch me take care of him!"

Currently, the Legends team and the solo queue teams from LPL and LCK are tied 1-1.

The players in the main competition were already seated on the battle stage. Di Wu couldn't help but smile as he looked at the familiar mythological version in front of him.

"I feel like the top laner's items are incredibly powerful! These warriors' items, like Bloodlust and Divine Strike, are almost insane!"

Di Wu glanced at the top laner's equipment.

In Season 11, the regular season was almost entirely dominated by a very standard warrior meta.

Teacher B is absolutely thriving in this version, his Irelia and Lee Sin are practically a pure mid-lane dragon.

"Fran, how about I go play top lane? I'll stomp this guy a couple of times!"

what?
Flandre was somewhat taken aback. "I...I played Faker?!"
The first game also went into blind pick mode, and my recent experience playing solo queue top lane on the Chinese server came in handy.

He immediately locked in Jax; he really wanted to experience it.
Is it really that hard to play on this road?

This match also saw Canna play Camille online.

In the official live stream, both Miller and Guan Zeyuan, the official commentators, were stunned for a moment.

seriously?
Gnik's Jax?
Flandre picked LeBlanc for mid lane? Oh! She changed positions!

"During the offseason, I've been watching Chicken Bro's streams and he's been playing top lane the whole time. Did he practice specifically for this All-Star game?"

As soon as the match began, Canna looked at the unfamiliar ID in front of her and couldn't help but twitch her lips slightly.

What do you mean?
A mid-laner actually came to play top lane? Isn't that a bit too much of an underestimation of himself?

Even if Faker comes to the top lane to face me, I won't be afraid.

court death!

The rat man was somewhat indignant; he still wanted to come up and suppress the opponent one-on-one.

But after two minutes of laning, Canna looked somewhat dazed at Jax, who was constantly pulling her back and forth.
hiss!
Something's wrong. Absolutely wrong!
Is he a mid-lane player?
Why does this kiting technique feel so off? Why is his melee kiting so good? He's already sweating buckets while trading blows.

Combined with Peanut's first wave of formula to go top lane, he was taken down by Jax with an AW and Q out of the turret.

"Oh? Gnik's Jax! He played the laning phase so well in the early game, he completely stunned Canna!"

"This blood and the meal... is it over?"

No sooner had Guan Zeyuan finished speaking than Di Wu made a weak attack.

The live chat exploded with comments.

"Holy crap? I was wondering why Gnik was practicing top lane during the offseason, turns out it was to beat up Twitch at All-Star?"

"Alright, alright! You didn't get it at MSC, but you can't get away at All-Star this time!"

"My brother Chicken accidentally pressed that weak button, you guys aren't being too sensitive, are you?"

"Just kidding, Brother Chicken did it on purpose!"

Meanwhile, LauK, watching from below the stage, couldn't help but gasp when he saw Diwu's Jax get the first kill.

No, buddy?

Are you all just dragons, and I'm the only clown?

Again.
Everyone is laughing at me, but I'm the funniest one!

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(End of this chapter)