This doctor is already middle-aged, and he's only just started practicing medicine.
Chapter 93: The Basic Situation and the Replantation of the Severed Finger!
Chapter 93: The Basic Situation and the Replantation of the Severed Finger!
"Yes, a little to the left, then up two centimeters, and press down diagonally. Hmm, yes, that's the spot. This is the origin of the scapular muscle. Slide down along the levator scapulae muscle to relax it. Yes, yes, that's right..." In a private room of the three-row row, Tong Yuan'an gave detailed instructions to the massage therapist on the massage points.
The masseuse, who looked to be in her thirties, blinked and asked while continuing her massage, "Boss, what do you do for a living?"
Chen Song tilted his head and said, "This guy is a professor of hand surgery at Xiangya Hospital. If you want to talk about muscle rehabilitation and relaxation techniques, you can't go wrong listening to him."
"In their hospital, he led the team that handled the functional rehabilitation after deformity surgery and the loosening of muscles and ligaments."
Tong Yuan'an looked at the ceiling and said, "The levator scapulae is a muscle that connects the cervical spine and the scapula. It originates from the posterior tubercles of the transverse processes of the 1st to 4th cervical vertebrae and inserts into the medial border of the scapula. Its main function is to elevate the scapula and to work together during lateral flexion or rotation of the neck. Long-term poor posture or overuse may lead to strain on this muscle, causing neck and shoulder pain."
"For most people who experience fatigue and neck and shoulder pain, relieving the origin and insertion points of this tendon will be very effective."
"If it's the hand..."
Chen Song turned his head and cursed, "Xiao Tong, stop your babbling. I came here for a massage to relax, not to listen to your lecture."
"If you're willing to get started, you can help me with the steps. You can even use your PowerPoint presentation to give a lecture."
Upon hearing this, Lu Cheng, who was lying flat, turned his head and asked, "Teacher Chen, Teacher Tong, shall I do it?"
"Get lost!" Chen Song cursed, turning his head to the side.
"It's fine if you take us to a hot spring, but if you're the one giving us a massage, why are we even here?"
"Lie down. Didn't you say you were going to take us out of the province to eat Fengxian's specialty beef tonight?" Chen Song said.
That night, both Chen Song and Tong Yuan'an overslept.
After waking up, they didn't answer calls from the orthopedics or emergency departments. Instead, they called Lu Cheng to ask him to prepare the bill.
I drank too much at noon, I need to relax.
What could Lu Cheng do? He could only report the truth to Director Lin Qianlong and then scurried over to settle the bill.
Professor Chen Song did pay the bill at noon, and Lu Cheng served Maotai liquor... He ordered four bottles at once, which cost him a month's worth of performance bonus!
However, Lu Cheng also felt that it was a sure thing and there was no risk of loss.
Three bottles of wine knocked out three people, and Lu Cheng single-handedly took on two others, ruining two games...
Lu Cheng asked with a smile, "Teacher Tong, Director Lin invited you to go sing karaoke, aren't you going?"
In a KTV, the food is definitely vegetarian, but it doesn't have to be that vegetarian. Those who know, know.
"I'm not going, eating and drinking is enough!"
Tong Yuan'an tilted his head back to reveal his barely visible collarbone, his throat tightening: "Mainly, I feel that you have too many tricks up your sleeve, but there are definitely not that many tricks in the world."
Once something involving sex is done once, it's almost certain to happen again, and it could even become leverage against you for being used against you.
Tong Yuan'an and Chen Song are not stupid!
Going to the countryside is going to the countryside, but it's not about giving people away. Otherwise, if people ask you to get some training spots later, will you give them to them or not?
Furthermore, Tong Yuan'an and Chen Song are both quite old, nearing forty, and have long passed the age of indulging in worldly pleasures.
The time when you're in your thirties, before you get married, is when you have the most fun.
“Teacher Tong, it might not be the kind of fancy stuff you’re thinking of,” Lu Cheng replied.
After listening, one of the technicians suddenly said, "Boss, we have showers here, would you like to...?"
"No, no, no!" Tong Yuan'an and Chen Song both shook their heads vigorously, their tone resolute.
"We'll just wash our feet..."
Even if you need to take a shower, you can't take Lu Cheng with you; that's an ironclad rule.
Otherwise, if they get shut down, how can they continue to be teachers?
……
At eleven o'clock at night, the night was dark, a cold wind was blowing, and occasionally a yellow leaf was swirled up and fluttered.
Lu Cheng sat on a yellow plastic chair in front of the barbecue stall, turned his head and called out, "Boss, bring two more plates of raw beef. And three more bottles of milk."
"Xiao Lu, what form are you filling out?" Chen Song asked Lu Cheng curiously.
Lu Cheng looked up: "Oh, it's an application form for a training course. I thought I wouldn't get in, but I was selected." "Just register first, then see if you need to pay the tuition. The tuition is 25,000..."
Chen Song looked at Tong Yuan'an: "It's all people like you who make money through evil deeds..."
"Our department hasn't had any classes lately..." Tong Yuan'an rolled his eyes, glancing at the header of the form Lu Cheng had filled out—
The name "Union Hospital affiliated with Huazhong University of Science and Technology" reminded him of a phone call he had received earlier, and he didn't say anything more...
Chen Song picked up a piece of raw beef with chopsticks and dipped it in wasabi soy sauce: "This is the third time I've come to Feng County to eat raw beef. The taste is still so good. I just don't know if there are any parasites."
Tong Yuan'an continued to roll his eyes: "If there's poop in it, you can eat it as long as it tastes good, why would you care about that?"
Then he looked at Lu Cheng: "Do you know what your teacher Chen's most awesome achievement is?"
"Tong Yuan'an!" Chen Song exclaimed anxiously.
“Once, my sister-in-law got angry because we invited him out for lobster that night, and the worst part was that Chen Song actually came.”
"I guess his pants are all... mmm, mmm." Tong Yuan'an's words were cut off when his mouth was covered.
Chen Song pinched Tong Yuan'an's waist hard: "Don't you even consider your partner when you're joking?"
"You don't even know what you should and shouldn't say? Have you lost your mind today?"
Chen Song tolerated Tong Yuan'an bringing this up in front of his peers. Lu Cheng was a student; he had to set a good example for his teacher.
Besides, in this world, food is the one thing that should not be missed.
Women's little affairs happen everywhere.
Moreover, the unspoken condition that happened that day was that Chen Song's wife was in her "special period" at that time. Chen Song was thirty-four years old and had been fighting for five consecutive days, let alone eating lobster!
Chen Song has to slip away when he eats fried rice with eggs!
Tong Yuan'an retorted, "I said you're a foodie, and I was teaching Lu Cheng how to win over your stomach. What's wrong with that? Can't someone please you just right?"
"If you're going to say it, just say I, Chen Song, am a foodie. Don't go through all this preamble, or else..." This time, Tong Yuan'an covered Chen Song's mouth.
To avoid arousing Lu Cheng's suspicion, Tong Yuan'an turned his head and called out, "Boss, give me two servings of fried rice with eggs."
These two are truly a pair of clowns, and their relationship is something Lu Cheng really envies.
They're all approaching forty, all associate professors about to be promoted to professor; when they're alone together, they all seem superior.
They came together, like two young people in the prime of their youth.
Lu Cheng merely observed without delving deeper: "Teacher Tong, according to what you said before, my current suturing skills can now be improved towards limb replantation without needing to deliberately hone my basic skills anymore?"
"Yes, almost, but you also need to be careful with the heat."
"At your level of suturing, limb replantation and finger replantation are not a problem as long as they are handled properly. However, you must also pay attention to the joints and assess the extent of nerve and blood vessel damage."
"Moreover, it requires a long period of practice to achieve an immediate blood vessel patency rate of at least 95%."
"Yes, that's a very high standard, but as you've probably seen, our microsurgery competition requires 100% vascular patency," said Tong Yuan'an.
Of course, to be on the safe side, Tong Yuan'an added: "It's close to 100%, roughly 99% or more of a smooth flow rate. There's no such thing as a perfect 100%."
"The practice process is also hierarchical. First, you can find inanimate objects, such as pig hind legs or pig forelegs, and perform limb amputation and replantation."
"Then we find live rabbits, cut them off, and sew them back on. It's a bit cruel, but for the sake of human health, we have no choice but to make things difficult for these rabbits..."
“Speaking of rabbits, the two-way rabbit cooking method in Xiangshi is quite delicious, but it’s too far away.” Tong Yuan’an looked at Chen Song.
Chen Song's knowledge of food far surpasses that of Tong Yuan'an: "Hmm, Xiangshi's rabbit and church chicken are both very appetizing."
Lu Cheng listened and kept it in mind.
There's something I want to eat, and although it's a bit far, it's not impossible to arrange it...
(End of this chapter)
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