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Chapter 221 Magical Girl vs. Ghost
Chapter 221 Magical Girl vs. Ghost (6500 words, please vote!)
Who wouldn't want a magical girl girlfriend?
Even the scum in the Witch Guild actually yearn for beautiful and powerful magical girls.
Especially the members of the Witch Association who are lurking in the Disaster Management Bureau and have a lot of contact with various magical girls.
They can better understand the beauty and light of magical girls.
In an environment like the Witch's Guild, it's perfectly normal to yearn for magical girls.
If only a magical girl could save them and pull them out of the hellish witch's guild.
She'd be willing to risk her life for a magical girl.
It's just wishful thinking, like those wild dogs rolling in the mud.
How could you possibly catch up with the stars in the sky?
Once tainted by unclean magic, even if a magical girl cannot sense it, she will naturally feel alienation and hostility.
Even if you have a face that's devastatingly handsome, it won't help.
So when they heard that Jiang Si had a magical girl partner and was even married, they were shocked.
The driver was so angry he was practically grinding his teeth to powder.
A little bit of filthy magic leaked out without him noticing.
Fortunately, he was cautious enough to withdraw the corrupted magic in an instant.
It's like accidentally farting and then bending down to inhale it all back in.
Logically, no one should have noticed, since he had completely removed all the air from the room.
For example, neither of the two magical girls noticed.
Unexpectedly, this colleague still managed to notice it.
However, those are all irrelevant now.
The driver looked at the boy, who was about ten years younger than him, with admiration and said sincerely, "Hey buddy, tell me, how did you manage to pick him up?"
Jiang Si looked at him coldly, seeing his serious expression, and said, "Why are you asking about this? Do you want to pursue a magical girl?"
They started to look at it differently.
Going undercover as the lover of a magical girl is a good idea.
The other party, as an inside man, is quite intelligent and idealistic.
He's a talented person.
"We don't have such grand ambitions," the driver said, squatting down and taking another drag of his cigarette. "We just want to hear how our Witch Society members manage to win over magical girls, just to have some fun."
What a stupid dog.
Jiang Si's goodwill towards her vanished completely.
He never imagined that someone would be so stupid as to ask about this just for fun.
Can he even be considered successful?
This is a small example of how people like this can be used to illustrate a larger point: it's precisely because of people like this that the Witch Society will forever remain a punching bag for the Disaster Management Bureau.
Jiang Si didn't even bother to say another word to this good-for-nothing who had no ambition whatsoever, and immediately turned to leave.
The driver quickly stopped him, "Hey, bro, bro, don't go, let's chat a little longer. I'm not talking about jumping off buildings, I'm just saying life is meaningful, I'm not talking about jumping into rivers, I'm just saying life is fleeting. I really just want to have a good listen. Besides, you're already married to that Shion, you can't be flirting with other magical girls, can you?"
"No offense, bro, but you were way too greedy this time. Be careful Shion doesn't twist your head off. I'm not just being sarcastic, but you know how terrifying that tigress is, right? She's a ruthless witch executioner who kills without blinking an eye..."
Sure enough, the young man from the New Witch's Guild didn't continue walking; instead, he turned around and looked at him.
His gaze was like that of someone staring at a dead man, sending chills down your spine.
Oh no, this kid, has he forgotten his identity while working undercover?
Has she truly fallen in love with Shion?
To be honest, that's not surprising.
Although in the eyes of the Witches' Guild, Shion was as terrifying as a female ghost.
But putting aside her strength, Shion is indeed a very cute and pretty little girl.
If you spend a lot of time together, it's normal to become infatuated with her—in fact, even though some people in the Witch's Guild know how terrifying Shion is, quite a few have been captivated by that little girl.
Not to mention the so-called cruelty, cold-bloodedness, and inhumanity, which are only how they act towards the enemy.
How clingy and adorable she must be in front of her boyfriend in private?
Which boy could resist that?
Thinking this through, the driver understood and immediately lowered his voice to apologize, "Sorry, I attacked your girlfriend instinctively, but you have to understand, anyone from the Witch's Guild would inevitably react like that upon hearing your girlfriend's name. I really wasn't acting out of stress or breaking down..."
"What exactly are you here for?"
Jiang Si asked somewhat impatiently, "The New Witch Society doesn't have any missions to go to headquarters, does it?"
"what?"
The driver hesitated for a moment, looked the other person over, and then remained silent for a while.
"Wait a minute, the New Witch's mission should have been sent to every member immediately, there's no way you didn't know, right?"
"Bullshit! The New Witch Society was only recently established in South China and is currently busy relocating. Where would they find the time to carry out some mission to infiltrate headquarters? Whose side are you on anyway!"
The New Witch Society is an organization created by Jiang Si. Currently, it only has west Lan and Yun Ke as members, and even the twins haven't joined yet.
He didn't give these two men the mission to infiltrate headquarters.
"You are... whose subordinate are you?! How do you know our New Witch's code? The New Witch's mission is only one thing, and you don't even know... wait a minute!"
The driver seemed to suddenly remember something.
They know the New Witches' Slogan, but they don't know their mission.
There's only one possibility!
He suddenly grabbed the gun in his arms. "You betrayed us?! Bewitched by Ziyuan's beauty, you betrayed our New Witch Society, didn't you?! Damn it! Lord Simotu won't let you get away with this! You win, brother! I'm completely broken! Lord Simotu won't let you get away with this! In front of you, I'm just a stray dog soaked in the rain. I saw a brown thing on the roadside and thought it was poop, so I happily went over to it, only to find out after eating it that it was chocolate and could only wait to die! But you were pulled out of the mud by Ziyuan. Lord Simotu won't let you get away with this!!"
The New Witch Society is an organization I founded.
After thinking it over, Jiang Si decided not to expose herself. The driver didn't seem very reliable and could be arrested at any time.
It would be bad to reveal my identity.
He took out the badge that Yun Ke had given him. "My direct superior is Yun Ke. She recently withdrew from South China and didn't tell me that the new witch would have a mission to enter the headquarters."
"Then why did you get on the bus?"
"Shion sent me."
The driver's face immediately lit up with envy: "Is your wife this clingy? She even takes you along?"
"Stop talking nonsense."
"I recently transferred to the New Witch Society under Lady Garan's instructions," the driver said in a deep voice. "Lady Garan said that since our New Witch Society has just opened, we need to do something big, something that will impress both the Disaster Management Bureau and the Old Witch Society, and prove the birth and strength of our New Witch Society!"
"So, you infiltrate the Disaster Management Bureau headquarters?"
"Wrong! It's about destroying the Disaster Management Bureau's mental imagery domain trial!" The driver tilted his head back, looking quite proud. "Once the Bureau's mental imagery domain trial is destroyed, preventing the birth of magical girls with mental imagery domains, and greatly weakening the magical girls' strength, not only the Disaster Management Bureau, but also the Qingyun Sect will be affected!"
Jiang Si gasped.
What a vicious new witch club!
They actually tried to sabotage my trial to obtain the Purple Mansion!
No, the New Witches is my own organization, or rather, the wicked Garan.
Seeing Jiang Si's shocked expression, the driver said with pride:
"How about that? No one would have imagined the ambitions and plans of my New Witch Society, and we dare to do this! If we succeed, the New Witch Society will become an overnight sensation, and who in this world can stop its rise!"
Jiang Si looked at him expressionlessly, "Does Si Motu know about this?"
"Lady Garan said she wanted to give Lord Simotu a surprise. We must accomplish this before Lord Simotu finds out, so that he will be amazed and know the initiative and loyalty of everyone in the New Witch Society!"
Yes, this group of people has good intentions.
But the problem is that it's best not to set off.
If you really succeed, who will fill in the gap in my Purple Mansion for me?
"How many people were involved in this operation?"
"do not know."
"Xilan Twins, is Yun Ke also participating?"
"do not know."
The other party is very vigilant, and may genuinely know nothing.
"Speaking of Yun Ke's faction, it seems that Lady Jia Lan is going to abandon it." The driver, who had finished resting, stood up, threw away his cigarette butt, and stomped it out. "Take my advice, brother. Cut ties with Yun Ke as soon as possible. She still has a bright future. Of the two major factions in the New Witch Society, only Jia Lan's side has a future. Yun Ke will be eliminated sooner or later."
Jiang Si was taken aback. "How long has the New Witch Society been established? And it already has factions?"
"Of course, the New Witch Society was established from the Witch Society. The Witch Society was already full of factions, so when it came to the New Witch Society, everyone would definitely stick together. Dude, you don't understand this."
The driver put his arm around his shoulder and said in a deep voice, "Under Si Motu, Xi Lan was originally the most favored. Whether it was Yun Ke or Jia Lan, they were all newcomers. After the establishment of the New Witch Association, the best person to rely on was actually Xi Lan, because Xi Lan was closest to Si Motu and had a direct way to contact Si Motu. Following west Lan was the same as following Lord Si Motu."
That's true. In the Witch's Guild, the only people Jiang Si trusted were west Lan and the Twins.
As for the district, Jiang Si didn't have high expectations of them; she just wanted them to pass on some information.
The most important thing is to be reliable enough.
"However, Xilan has recently disappeared without a trace, and no one can find this complete witch who is most trusted by Lord Simotu." The driver lowered his voice, "Some even say that Xilan may have been completely killed and will never come back!"
Jiang Siting frowned, her eyes filled with icy killing intent. "Who dares to touch her? I won't let them get away with it!"
The driver immediately tapped him on the forehead with his finger.
Jiang Si was stunned for a moment, and looked up at the guy who dared to mess with her.
She glared at him angrily, but her tone wasn't malicious. "Are you fucking crazy! There's only one person who dares to touch Xilan, and that's the leader of the New Witch Society, the strongest demon man who suppresses the Southeast, Lord Si Mo Tu! You still can't forgive him? Who can't forgive whom! Considering our connection, I'll pretend I didn't hear what you said, but you can't say anything outside! Otherwise, you'll definitely lose your life!"
After saying that, the driver rubbed his fingers.
This thing is so hard...
After thinking for a moment, Jiang Si didn't argue with him, but simply said, "How could that be? Si Mo Tu trusts west Lan so much, he would never harm her."
"Lady Jialan said that she saw it with her own eyes. Ever since Xilan was taken away by Lord Simotu, she has completely disappeared from the world. Her fate is unknown. That means she is dead. That's what everyone says."
"put……"
Just as Jiang Sicai was about to deny it, he suddenly remembered the time when he went to kill that fake Mankai magical girl.
It seems like they just casually tossed Xilan into a safe space.
Oh, I really did it myself.
That's fine.
It was just a test for Xilan.
Although I almost forgot, it really wasn't a big problem.
This is also part of the plan...
I need to find some time to bring Xilan back.
But where did they throw her back then?
"In short, stop following Yun Ke. Take my advice, brother. It's more reliable to join Lord Jia Lan as soon as possible."
Although he wanted to ask more about the factional infighting within the New Witches' Guild—factional infighting that even he, the founder of the New Witches' Guild, was unaware of.
Unfortunately, Xingxuan and Qianzhencao couldn't resist any longer and came over to find the two of them so they could set off immediately.
The parking time this time was a bit too long.
Back in the car, the driver immediately reverted to his previous taciturn and honest middle-aged self, not even daring to smoke. While Thousand Needles was initially shocked that he was Shion's boyfriend, she quickly lost interest.
This guy is only enthusiastic for a short time.
Aside from being obsessed with Harry Potter, I quickly lose interest in everything else.
This is also why Thousand Needles progressed slowly before comprehending Harry Potter's magic. It was impossible for it to concentrate, so how could it possibly improve? It was only after it discovered that it could replicate Harry Potter's magic that it became obsessed with it and advanced to the level of a true disciple in one go.
Now, he is also debating with Xingxuan about the merits of the settings of Doumo Continent and Harry Potter.
It's natural to humiliate oneself. To put it bluntly, the setting of Doumo Continent is the ceiling of the literary world. Although Harry Potter cannot be said to be completely useless, its setting is obviously its weakness.
It is utterly impossible for the Thousand Needle Grass to win by exploiting its weaknesses.
As the argument escalated, Thousand Needle Grass suffered repeated defeats and lost all interest in recruiting Xingxuan.
The audience started revisiting Harry Potter, determined to win every argument, word by word.
Jiang Si wasn't interested in the two children arguing.
Xingxuan, who was already confident of victory, also got into the conversation and began to talk at length:
"The Harry Potter setting is too scattered, and the connections between many settings are not strong enough. It lacks the depth and expansion of Doumo Continent. Of course, depth and expansion alone are not enough. For example, the settings of Zhetian and Xuanjian Demon Clan are too complicated, deliberately mysterious, and add to the reading difficulty for readers. They are far inferior to Doumo Continent..."
"fart!"
Suddenly, Jiang Si slammed his hand on the table. "The setting of Shrouding the Heavens is just right, neither too deep nor too shallow, on par with Fighting Demon Continent. If you don't understand it, don't talk nonsense. How many times have you read Shrouding the Heavens before you dare to make such a conclusion?"
Thousand Needle Grass next to her raised her hand, "Exactly, exactly! I think the settings of 'Covering the Sky' and 'Harry Potter' are equally ingenious..."
"Don't try to ride on our coattails. Get out of here."
"cut."
Thousand Needle Grass clicked her tongue, hugged her wizard's hat, and tugged at Xingxuan, "Come on, let's not play with him."
Before Xingxuan could even try to slip away, Jiang Si grabbed her.
"wait."
Although I don't want to argue with children.
But since children shouldn't be allowed to talk nonsense, Jiang Si corrected Xingxuan and Qianzhencao's views slightly before letting the two girls leave.
The two girls, who had been arguing, were left speechless after Jiang Si's rebuttal, and both were seething with anger.
They huddled in the seats at the back of the bus, whispering amongst themselves that they had finally formed a united front.
They established an unbreakable non-criticism pact.
In front of Jiang Si, there is absolutely no chance of provoking each other between the Demon Continent and Harry Potter...
After all, he's Lady Shion's boyfriend, so even if he goes too far, the two of them can't really say anything.
The two girls, feeling indignant, nicknamed Jiang Si "gold digger".
Jiang Si could hear it too, but he didn't care much. After all, he had to think about where he had left west Lan and whether he could still find her.
It was something I casually tossed away at the time, so it's probably hard to find now.
I tried contacting Yotsuba and Rokuyo midway through.
Fortunately, the two girls were careful enough to mark the spot after I lost Xilan.
Then we can find some time to go and get them out.
The problem isn't too big.
Now, this new witch council has inexplicably split into two factions, and Jiang Si has never really understood this kind of division within an organization.
It would be better to find Xilan and let her handle it.
I felt a little relieved as the night sky outside gradually deepened.
After all, it was already dark when we came out.
As the bus entered a tunnel with no end in sight, Jiang Si calculated the time and asked:
How far are we from the headquarters?
"It'll be soon. This is a special passage; we should arrive by noon tomorrow."
The driver explained, "If you can't get through by other means, you have to take a car. The headquarters was made by the former Super Magical Girl, so it's reliable. It took me a lot of effort to get this driver's job."
Understanding the meaning behind his words, Jiang Si turned her head and glanced at him.
Thousand Needle Grass and Starry Sky chatted about novels all day. After nightfall, they snuggled together and fell asleep in the seats next to each other, probably because they couldn't hear each other.
Even if they heard it, they probably wouldn't have any doubts.
"Like I said, buddy." The driver was bored on the long journey and couldn't help but chime in when he saw people chatting. "The most important thing for a person is to choose the right path. Ability is secondary. Choice is more important than effort."
Jiang Si didn't take it to heart when the other person repeated it earnestly.
I was planning to lie down for a while.
The car vibrated slightly.
After Jiang Si sat down, she noticed that the whole bus suddenly became lively.
Some were singing, some were playing around, and some were laughing and talking.
Looking around, I realized that the car I was in had changed at some point.
It turned into a school bus full of students.
He looked around and found that Thousand Needle Grass and Star Whirlwind were still asleep in the back.
The driver didn't seem to notice anything unusual.
Slightly surprised, he did not sense any magical fluctuations.
Hallucination? That doesn't seem like it.
Just as Jiang Si was about to get up, a teacher next to her also stood up:
"Be careful, don't stand up, we're going into the tunnel, don't fall!"
"Good~"
The students agreed in unison, almost as if guided by some unseen force.
Jiang Si actually sat down like that.
He was slightly surprised, but then stopped rushing and patiently looked at the teachers and students around him.
A series of crackling sounds rang out, and then the bus began to shift out of position from the front.
Something sliced the bus open like tofu, and the sheet metal on top slid off smoothly!
The driver was the first to suffer; half of his head was severed. Next came the student in the front seat who hadn't even had time to react, and then the teacher…
However, when that sharp object touched Jiang Si, there was only a tooth-grinding collision, followed by a huge noise like a cat scratching a blackboard!
It was only at this point that the Thousand Needle Grass was awakened.
Looking up, they saw the bizarre scene of sparks erupting from the head of the sect leader's lover!
It felt as if an invisible chainsaw was cutting through the boy's head, and even the entire bus.
The heads of all the teachers and students who inexplicably appeared in the seats in front of them had been cut in half!
The Thousand Needle Grass emitted a sharp, explosive sound!
Just as they were about to use magic to save the person, they discovered...
No matter what I do, I can't cut Jiang Si's head off!
Then the cutting line, as if it had to bypass the boy, gradually severed everyone behind him and the bus.
Even Thousand Needle Grass had to press down Xingxuan, who had just woken up, to avoid that extremely sharp thing, and even her magic armor was partially cut off!
Until the entire bus became an open-top, with everyone sitting quietly on the bus, only half their heads visible.
The school bus finally came to a stop in the pitch-black tunnel.
Xingxuan rubbed her eyes, got up and looked at the document two or three times, "Where did you bring me?"
"I just woke up too!"
"Where did we get this? Is this still a vehicle from the Disaster Management Bureau?"
"Calm down, calm down." Thousand Needles immediately looked at Jiang Si not far away. "Jiang Si is still here, and the driver hasn't changed either... Oh, the driver is dead, probably a ghost. There's a record of that at Hogwarts..."
"This, this is the Tower of Eternity of Electrolux. There are still undead in our magical girl world."
Xingxuan immediately hugged the Thousand Needle Grass with a mournful face, "No, I can't handle this..."
Thousand Needle Grass had no choice but to hug this somewhat timid junior and immediately walk towards Jiang Si.
However, the rows of headless corpses around them terrified them both.
Even magical girls have things they're afraid of!
"What kind of 3D slaughterhouse video is this?!" Xingxuan screamed. "I want to go to the Killing City! Don't let the undead come here!"
"Stop yelling! Are all online novel fans as cowardly as you? They're all corpses, they're not moving!"
"You're the coward!"
Thousand Needle Grass and Star Whirl stopped nervously in front of their seats, looking at the boy who was still sitting motionless. Both magical girls were somewhat stunned.
"Are you... are you alright, Jiang Si?"
Xingxuan carefully touched Jiang Si's head, as if afraid that the other's head would fall off if she wasn't careful.
However, Jiang Si simply stood up, walked directly to the driver whose head had been cut off, squatted down, and picked up the other half of the driver's head.
I casually pressed it back down for him.
Then, the driver, who was supposed to be dead, blinked and actually started moving again!
Thousand Needle Grass and Star Whirlwind were dumbfounded!
"How did you do that?"
Jiang Si casually said, "We can take it back while the body isn't paying attention."
Xingxuan and Qianzhencao looked at each other in bewilderment.
Is the human body something that can be reattached so easily?
Just as I was about to urge the driver to continue driving,
A woman in red with long hair appeared at the front of the tunnel.
When the hair came loose, a bloodied face was revealed, with only eye sockets and no eyeballs.
"My eyes, my eyes, I can't see, it hurts so much, give me my eyes..."
Both magical girls screamed in fright, and even the driver turned pale and almost slipped off his seat.
Who would have thought you'd encounter a ghost on the way to headquarters!
Just as the driver was about to grit his teeth and crash into her, the long-haired female ghost in red suddenly appeared.
It actually lay on the hood of the car.
"Give me your eyes..."
The growl gradually became dangerous and mournful.
As the driver turned to run away, he suddenly noticed that the boy next to him had stuck his finger directly into his own right eye.
Then, with a bit of force, it actually came out!
The two magical girls who were screaming in the back of the car immediately fell silent.
Even the female ghost who was crouching on the front of the car and growling quietly fell silent.
Which one do you want?
Jiang Si then gouged out the other eyeball and handed it to the woman in red.
"Pick one and get out of the way, don't block the way."
(End of this chapter)
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