Immortal Dao Fruits, Cards to Help Me

Chapter 38 Did they drink fake alcohol?!

"Wait!" The snake spirit Mochou stopped the two children as they were about to rush forward.

"Look, who is this?" she gestured.

The huge stone bed where Chen Xiuxian was lying flew over silently.

It flew so smoothly that Chen Xiuxian was lying on it with the blanket between his legs, completely unaware that he was flying in the sky.

I was woken up by the sound of "Grandpa, Grandpa".

He mumbled sleepily, "Isn't it supposed to be called 'Dad'?"

However, he immediately realized that the sound was wrong and sat up abruptly.

"The eldest child?! The third child!"

Don't ask Chen Xiuxian how he recognized him; his name was on the top of his head.

"Grandpa, Grandpa!" The two Calabash Brothers were about to rush over.

The snake spirit Mochou coiled Chen Xiuxian around her with her tail, wrapped an arm around him, and pressed her pointed chin and small face against his chest, acting like a little bird nestled against him: "I told you your own grandmother is here too, but you didn't believe me, how about that~"

The two kids immediately stood at attention: Huh? This... directly puts us two generations below the demon? Grandpa, look what you've done... We're in such a passive position!
Just as Chen Xiuxian was about to speak, he told the two Calabash Brothers to run first, and then come at them all together after the other Calabash Brothers were born! They would surely be able to capture them in one fell swoop!
However, just as he was about to speak, the snake spirit Mochou tickled his thigh with the tip of her tail.

Hiss~ Mo Chou is a snake spirit after all, she doesn't care about human etiquette and rules, she really dares to do something in public!

You absolutely mustn't provoke her... Well, when you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head.

Let the kids learn a lesson from their words first; consider it their first lesson in entering society...

Chen Xiuxian shut his mouth and lowered his head in shame.

Then the snake spirit Mochou laughed and said, "Huluwa, I know you. You are all incredibly powerful and have extraordinary abilities. But there should be a difference in strength among you, right?"

As soon as Chen Xiuxian heard the first few words the snake spirit uttered, he knew what she was up to—she was truly something else: just by flicking her tail, he knew it was time to speed up!

The snake spirit pointed with her slender, jade-like finger: "Eldest son, you are incredibly strong, but can you break the Third Son's bronze head and iron arms?"

Hahahaha!

Chen Xiuxian chuckled inwardly: That's it? This is too childish!
No, if you're going to try to sow discord, at least do it in a more sophisticated way. Don't make me look down on you.

Even if the Calabash Brothers were only two days old, they wouldn't fall for this kind of trick!

However, the two children looked at each other, and the third child called out, "Come on, big brother!"

The eldest brother shouted, "Third brother's here!" and punched the third brother in the chest!
"DuangDuangDuang!" The blacksmithing began inside the cave!

No, hey! Stop! Holy crap~
Ignoring the torment he was suffering from the snake demon's tail, Chen Xiu shouted, "Stop!"

At this moment, the eldest child was so exhausted that he knelt down on the ground, and the third child was also kneeling down and vomiting.

"Stop! You silly kids, you need to stick together!" Chen Xiuxian was so disappointed in them that his voice cracked from shouting.

"A single chopstick can be easily broken, but ten chopsticks held together firmly! You..."

Before Chen Xiuxian could even begin his lesson, the eldest child held up a large bunch of tree branches that he'd somehow found: "Grandpa, look!"

"Snap!" A whole bunch of tree branches broke off.

Chen Xiuxian's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets: "You've been drinking fake alcohol, haven't you?!"

After their "mutual slaughter," how could the two Calabash Brothers possibly be a match for the Snake Demon Mochou?

The eldest son was flung by the snake demon with his Ruyi scepter, which then wrapped around the boy's entire body with its "soft red ten-zhang" sword.

This thing is like an extremely elastic rubber band. No matter how much you pull or tear it, you can only deform it, but once you let go, it will be tied to your body again.

Although Da Wa possessed the strength of ten thousand jin, his arm span was less than one and a half meters, far from reaching the limit of "soft red ten zhang".

The third brother immediately collapsed beneath the snake spirit's scepter, which was a "thousand-layer brocade headdress," said to be unbreakable, indestructible, unbreakable, and impossible to remove—a slow-moving thousand-layer brocade headdress.
The Third Brother, with his bronze head and iron bones, was rendered speechless by this method of overcoming strength with softness, and remained entangled inside, wriggling in the shadows like a worm!
……

Back in the stone chamber adorned with coral and jade, Chen Xiu sat on the stone bed and began to ponder his questions.

"The taste of snake spirits is really good... Pshaw! Not that!"

"Is it: to live in the moment, or to die in the crotch? That is the question!"

I must have been under Mo Chou's spell before!
Otherwise, why would they have forgotten about the Calabash Brothers? They're always arguing about the "Yin-Yang Harmony and the Generation of All Things".

Didn't I come here to run a dungeon?

I'm not here to make butter!
Chen Xiuxian, don't forget, you only traveled through time because of butter!
You are sworn enemies with gambling and drugs!
Hmm... something seems off.

We can't let things continue like this!
Although the snake spirit seemed to obey him in every way except for keeping him under house arrest, how could he, a dignified man, become a human buzzing stick!

Even if you offered me a magic weapon, I wouldn't take it! I'll work hard myself!
Wait until I've mastered the "Yin-Yang Harmony and the Generation of All Things" technique, then I'll come back and deal with you!

Just as Chen Xiuxian was pondering how to escape, with a "crash," a stone on the rock wall was lifted up, and the pangolin poked its head out: "Brother? Brother, I've finally found you!"

Chen Xiuxian was overjoyed: "You've finally arrived!"

The pangolin looked Chen Xiuxian up and down, its face full of grief: "Brother, how did the demon torment you? You've lost so much weight!" Chen Xiuxian covered his face with his hands, his voice sorrowful: "The snake demon... was too clingy!"

Upon hearing this, the pangolin was overcome with grief, tears welling up in its eyes: How cruel this snake spirit must be torturing me like this? Was she starving me?!
So, while the snake spirit Mochou was dealing with the eldest and third children, Chen Xiuxian ran away with the pangolin.

Erwa, who was waiting by the cave outside the mountain, threw himself into Chen Xiuxian's arms: "Grandpa, are you alright?"

Chen Xiuxian dusted off the corner of his clothes, his handsome face, which had even made the snake spirit lose her mind, was full of indifference: "It's nothing, just a little bit of weathering."

Second Child: ? ? ?
……

In the following period, things seemed to get back on track.

Chen Xiuxian, Erwa, and Pangolin returned home just in time for the birth of Siwa and Wuwa. With these two generals of water and fire, their strength greatly increased!
Chen Xiuxian believed that as long as there were enough Calabash Brothers, and the Snake Demon was not given the chance to defeat them one by one, he would definitely be able to capture her in one fell swoop!
As the two Calabash Brothers were born, the Snake Demon Mochou saw it in the crystal-like magic mirror. She immediately dispatched an army of monsters!
There were five wasps, five locusts, five bats, three spiders, two toads, and two large snakes...

However, even though the first and third brothers, who are the front-line tanks, are not here, the fourth and fifth brothers, who are ruthless in water and fire, are not something that a group of little demons can deal with!
Moreover, Chen Xiuxian had also set up some defensive facilities. On that steep mountain road, he used a mine cart to take down two toads, two large snakes, and three centipedes, annihilating the monster army!
The battle wasn't even particularly intense; it only lasted about three to five minutes.

The snake spirit Mochou glared at the magic mirror with her phoenix eyes: "Crocodile leader, centipede leader, bring my magic weapons and little demons, and capture that pretty boy and the Calabash Brothers for me!"

"Yes!" The fairies set off with the things given to them by the snake spirit.

At that moment, the sixth child, who had been invisible, landed on the gourd vine...

The crocodile leader was already one of the strongest fairies, second only to the Snake Queen. This time, he even brought a magical weapon—the Dark and Wind-Shattering Whirlwind Axe!

When this axe is swung, black smoke billows out and the wind howls, so that even if you have eyes that can see a thousand miles and ears that can hear the wind, you can't see a single bit!
The centipede leader was carrying a stack of coins—a bottomless pile of coins!

Money is the most treacherous thing; once you're trapped by it, you'll be climbing endlessly!
Logically speaking, with these two leaders leading dozens of lesser demons, it would be really difficult for Chen Xiuxian's side to fight them.

However, Chen Xiuxian, who was originally only considered half a fighter and probably could only exchange three blows with the crocodile leader, directly took out a Ruyi scepter made entirely of gold and inlaid with precious jade from his pocket!
"Hahaha~ As you wish, as you desire, grant my wish quickly~"

The crocodile leader and the second wave... were wiped out!
"Ugh! I'm so angry! How dare they steal my precious flesh and blood!"

The snake spirit Mochou roared, pointing at the purple-skinned toad leader, and shouted, "You! Take all the men and go hold them off! I have another secret treasure that I'm about to complete! Go now!"

"Yes, sir!" The purple toad stood at attention, saluted, wiped away his tears, and went out.

Although he was given several magical treasures, the purple-skinned toad actually escaped halfway!

However, he couldn't escape Erwa's keen eyes and ears, and was intercepted by Chen Xiuxian.

"Why did you disobey your queen's orders and run away halfway?"

Hearing Chen Xiuxian's words, the purple-skinned toad sighed, lowered his head slightly, and completely lost his fighting spirit: "Sigh~ Stop pretending!"

"Don't I know my king?"

This purple-skinned toad is mediocre, but he became the leader because he flatters and is particularly good at guessing the thoughts of the snake spirit Mochou.

After two waves of casualties, he guessed that his queen was probably going to send all her subordinates to their deaths!

This is definitely a staged act!

"My king is wise and mighty, how could he possibly do such a thing? Unless it was intentional!" He looked at the clouds rolling in the sky with an attitude of indifference to life and death.

"I don't know what you guys are trying to do?"

Chen Xiuxian couldn't help but laugh: "Good, good, good, no wonder your king praised you for being clever and quick-witted. It's a pity you know too much!"

Toad leader, you're dead!
Finally, the seventh gourd also landed.

Chen Xiuxian said, "Children, come with me to subdue the demon and rescue your brother!"

"it is good!"

The pangolin scratched its head: "This isn't how the script was supposed to go! Why so sudden? Oh well, let's leave it at that!"

……

Deep within the fairy's cave, in a stone chamber, the snake spirit Mochou's tail tightly coiled around Chen Xiuxian.

Chen Xiuxian had just chased the snake demon to the secret room and told the Calabash Brothers that he was "enjoying" the snake demon's pleasure and told them to go and wipe out the other demons.

It took most of the day to subdue them.

"My lord, you can't lie to me!" Mo Chou cupped Chen Xiuxian's face, her expression particularly mournful.

"How could that be? Don't worry, I will definitely take you out!" Chen Xiuxian said.

Yes, he had already thought it through; there shouldn't be just one way to clear this dungeon.

Just because my back is fine doesn't mean I can't use a different method to brush it?

This small world is but a dream, an illusion, and cannot last.

Why don't you come with me to that world of immortals, where we can live forever...?

　Sigh, I don't want to write, it's so painful.

　　I didn't expect the "writing resistance" to appear in this book so quickly!
　　Hey guys, I have a question for you. Can you pretend I never posted this book?
　　Am I getting ready?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)