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Chapter 18 The First Step to Becoming a Self-Made Millionaire

Jiang Che was so angry he almost laughed:

"What kind of surveillance is this? Taeyeon was just sitting across from me. If I hadn't been quick-witted, you would have been finished!"

Yoona is still in a state of shock:
"Why would Taeyeon unnie want to see you!"

"Is she looking for me? She's clearly looking for you, sis! And is your phone just for decoration? It's one thing not to answer the phone, but when you do call, you don't even call me first. I called you so many times!"

Jiang Che's voice was full of grievance, but his hand unconsciously reached for the bank card.

"I...I was talking to Dad! My phone was on silent and I didn't notice! And what could a lazy bum like you possibly need? You should definitely call Unnie back first!"

Yoona may not be in the right, but she's confident:
"So... what are you guys doing now? How's Taeyeon unnie doing? You... you didn't give anything away, did you?" That was what she was more concerned about.

Jiang Che was so angry upon hearing this that his liver ached. Fine, he decided to endure it for now and let things calm down.
"Is it alright for now? I got Taeyeon a little drunk, she should be asleep by now!"

"Forced to drink?!" Yoona's voice rose eight octaves:

"Jiang Che! You dare to force Taeyeon unnie to drink?! You're dead! She can't hold her liquor! And you're wearing my face! What am I supposed to say if she remembers something strange when she wakes up?!"

"Strange thing," Jiang Che touched his bank card, wondering if this counted as strange. He figured it shouldn't, since it was guaranteed to make money! Then, he preemptively accused the other party:

"What can I do if I don't get her drunk?! Am I supposed to let her soberly talk to this imposter about life and ideals?! I'm only doing this for your own good! To avoid being exposed!"

"You...!" Yoona choked, then threatened fiercely:
"I don't care! Jiang Che! You take good care of Taeyeon unnie! Maintain my image! Don't say anything out of line! Don't do anything weird!"
If I come back and find something's wrong... heh heh... understand?!

"Okay, okay! Don't worry, Miss Lin!" Jiang Che replied irritably. He thought to himself, "Does Lin Yoona even need to say that? Taeyeon is my sugar daddy now."

I'll just treat Taeyeon like the boss of the club! I've seen it all, so I know exactly how to serve people.

"Hmph! You're smart enough not to go back today! Be a good boy!"

Yoona seemed to be called by someone, so she quickly hung up the phone.

Hearing the busy tone on his phone, Jiang Che went outside and, sure enough, Kim Tae-yeon was already lying on the sofa, her eyes closed, her skin glowing white, her lips slightly pursed.

Her color was paler than usual, as if she hadn't applied lipstick, and she had little color in her face. She looked like a porcelain doll, nestled on the sofa, and was a completely different type from Yoona.

But her brows were still slightly furrowed, as if even in her sleep, her mind was full of thoughts.

Jiang Che stood there for two seconds, then sighed softly. Although Girls' Generation was at the peak of their beauty, they also had many troubles. He couldn't help but shake his head. Thinking about it now was useless; they needed to turn it into capital first before worrying about these things.

He glanced at Taeyeon again, thinking, "I can't let her sleep on the sofa..." Kang Cheol muttered.

"Yoona's sofa is expensive, but it's definitely not as comfortable as her bed. How about we throw her on our own bed and make do with Yoona's bed for the night?"

Thinking about this, I couldn't help but shudder. I was afraid that Yoona would beat me to death for doing this.

My gaze shifted to Yoona's bedroom door. Hmm... then Taeyeon will have to take advantage of her.

He resignedly walked over and slowly picked up Kim Tae-yeon; she was even lighter than he had imagined.

Reaching Yoona's bedroom door, he used his foot to open it. Yoona's bedroom was neat and cozy, carrying her unique, faint fragrance. Jiang Che gently placed Kim Tae-yeon on the large, soft double bed, pulled the blanket over her, and Kim Tae-yeon seemed to sense the more comfortable environment, unconsciously rubbing against the pillow like a kitten.

Jiang Che watched as she finally settled in, then let out a long sigh of relief. He stepped back, and just as he was about to check the Bitcoin situation, his phone screen lit up.
It was a text from Yoona: "Are you settled in? Is unnie alright? I won't be going back tonight. You! You better behave yourself! Take good care of unnie! I want to see a lively and energetic Taeyeon unnie tomorrow morning! Otherwise, you're dead meat! (╬◣д◢)"

Jiang Che looked at the string of angry emoticons, his lips twitched, and he replied irritably:
"receive"

Now it's time to get rich. He sneaked into Yoona's study and turned on the computer.

"Bitcoin exchange...open an account..." Jiang Che rubbed his hands excitedly, but after a flurry of activity, his record was 0-5. The account opening requirements were: "ID photo? Bank card binding?"

Jiang Che was dumbfounded. "Damn it! I forgot about that! I need my ID and bank card!"

Although he now has Yoona's face, he is still an unregistered person in essence!

Wait, Yoona's face? He subconsciously touched his own face, then glanced at the area on the screen that required him to upload a passport photo. A bold idea popped into his head.
"Hiss..." Jiang Che gasped. This move... if Yoona found out, she'd really be in deep trouble. But... he couldn't just give back the money he'd worked so hard to swindle.

"Give it a try and your bicycle will turn into a motorcycle!"

Jiang Che gritted his teeth and stomped his foot. He began rummaging through drawers and cabinets looking for Lin Yun'er's ID card and bank card, and after finding them, he slipped back to the computer.

Uploading Yoona's ID photo and selfie went smoothly. Then came the most crucial step—entering her bank card PIN for verification.

Jiang Che confidently typed in Yoona's birthday.

"wrong password."

He frowned and tried again on Yoona's debut day.

"wrong password."

Should we try Yoona's lucky number again?
"wrong password!"

After three consecutive errors, a message pops up on the screen, asking you to try again later or contact the bank.

"Damn it!" Jiang Che nearly crushed the mouse in his hand, so angry he wanted to flip the table. Should he just ask Yoona directly? But he immediately killed the thought—what difference would that make from confessing? Yoona is so cunning, asking her would definitely expose her!
The start-up capital was both so close and so far away, leaving Jiang Che so frustrated he wanted to bang his head against the wall. He unconsciously twirled the bank card Kim Tae-yeon had given him.

Kim Tae-yeon's card... Kim Tae-yeon...

An even bolder idea popped into my head!

Jiang Che's eyes lit up instantly. He slipped back to the living room, opened Taeyeon's small bag, and thank God, Taeyeon was indeed carrying her ID card.

After receiving the ID card, I saw Jiang Che, with Kim Tae-yeon's face on the computer, staring at the screen with a lewd grin.
"Kim Tae-yeon is such a wonderful person!!!"

He quickly registered a trading account. Uploaded his ID photo, linked the bank card Kim Tae-yeon had given him, and entered the password she mumbled out in a daze… all in one smooth motion!
Binding successful! Account balance inquiry page refreshed instantly.

　Hiss, I feel like my child is going to die from being raised like this.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)