Peninsula: My cheat code is unscientific

Chapter 70 Fighting! Yoona!
Then, starting from being trapped by Taeyeon's alternate personality theory on the plane, to the "You jump, I jump" moment during bungee jumping, to last night's hotel conversation, Sunny's questioning, and the confrontation between the three of them, he basically told everything he could.

Finally, he concluded:
"...So, this is the situation now, it's very complicated and tricky. Sunny is waiting for my answer about Taeyeon's feelings for you. As for Taeyeon... I don't know how to handle it. Yoona, what do you think..."

After listening, Lim Yoona remained silent for a long time, simply supporting her forehead with her hand, feeling her head buzzing.
"Two days... just two days..."

This guy managed to make the most difficult and scheming Taeyeon unnie fall in love, and even led the most clever Sunny unnie astray to believe that there was something special going on among the teammates.
Could Jiang Che really have been a cheerleader in his past life?

Thinking of this, Lin Yoona's gaze toward Jiang Che turned dangerous once again, and her hand unconsciously began to look for a pillow.

Jiang Che keenly caught the renewed killing intent in her eyes, and immediately prepared to slip away, quickly blurting out:
"Um! Yoona, you just woke up and haven't had breakfast yet, right? I'm hungry too, I'll go make breakfast first. You can take your time to process this information and think about a solution!"

Before the words were even finished, the person had already darted into the kitchen and slammed the door shut behind them.

Watching his hasty retreat, Lin Yoona laughed in exasperation, but could only sigh helplessly and slump back against the sofa.

She stared at the ceiling, her mind a complete mess.

Kim Tae-yeon... Lee Soon-kyu... how is she supposed to face these two unnies?!

Ugh... this is driving me crazy!
The next morning, Yoona rubbed her still-throbbing temples as she walked out of her bedroom. She felt like she hadn't slept well at all last night because of the overwhelming amount of information she'd received.

As soon as she stepped into the living room, she smelled the aroma of food and could faintly hear subtle noises coming from the kitchen.

'It's only the first day back, isn't Jiang Che going to rest for a bit?' she muttered to herself as she shuffled towards the kitchen in her slippers.

The moment I pushed open the kitchen door, I froze, all sleepiness gone.

A familiar figure stood with his back to her in front of the stove, deftly tossing the wok, the aroma of beef filling the air. That petite figure, that signature short hair…

“…Sunny unnie?!” Yoona exclaimed, her heart nearly leaping out of her throat.
"You...how did you get here?! No..." She suddenly realized, her pupils dilating in shock:
"Jiang Che?! You...you can change just by not drinking?!"

Jiang Che turned around at the sound, his face bearing Sunny's signature smile. He brandished the spatula in his hand and spoke in a relaxed tone:
"Good morning, Yoona. Hmm, are you surprised? Unexpected? It's your first time transforming into someone else, and you still have to drink and sleep, but you don't have to become an alcoholic anymore—now you can just have a drink and then take a nap."

Hearing that she still wanted to drink? Yoona's heart sank. She immediately turned her head, her gaze shooting like lightning towards her liquor cabinet—she just wanted to see if her treasured collection was still okay.

Jiang Che followed her gaze and quickly explained:

"Hey, hey, hey! Stop looking, stop looking! I just got up last night to find a bottle of red wine to try, I didn't take your treasured wine, and I didn't waste any. Look, I used the leftover wine to make red wine stewed beef this morning!"
I was thinking, having more skin won't be a burden, right? Who knows, it might even be of some help to you, right?

As he spoke, he even managed a well-behaved expression.

Upon hearing this, Yoona rolled her eyes in annoyance: "Help me? Forget it! I dare not let you out again now. Just one trip out is enough to make Taeyeon unnie fall for you. If I let you out a few more times, I'm afraid I'll end up with a whole football team."

Then he asked:
"So now... you can become me, Taeyeon, and Sunny? Can you become other people too?"
Jiang Che thought for a moment—Zhou Ziyu probably couldn't transform because she hadn't debuted yet, and he certainly couldn't reveal his original form, so he nodded and continued to act obediently, indicating that he could only transform into three forms for the time being.

Looking at the face of Sunny unnie, who wore a sweet smile on the surface but was actually a troublemaker and a succubus who inexplicably attracted suitors, Yoona felt a tickle in her hand and said irritably:

“…Um…you should turn back into Yoona first.”

Jiang Che's eyes immediately began to dart around, and he chuckled dryly twice:

"Ahem, well... not yet. I just transformed this morning, and the transformation is still cooling down..."

Yoona almost choked, but she couldn't really punch him in the face.

After glaring fiercely at Jiang Che, she finally gave in and, sitting down at the table, picked up a spoon and forcefully scooped up a piece of beef, stuffing it into her mouth as if venting her anger.

—Hmm? I must say, it smells pretty good.

The beef was stewed until tender and flavorful, the rich aroma of red wine completely infused into it, making her unable to resist taking another bite. But then she mentally punched herself:
Im Yoona! Show some backbone! How could you be bought off by such a small favor?!
As she chewed the beef, her mind raced:
I ran into Sunny unnie at the company today, which was fine, but I ran into Taeyeon unnie, and she took the initiative to ask me what to do about the alternate personality.
The more Yoona thought about it, the more confused she became. She couldn't help but glare at Kang Cheol.

Jiang Che, who was looking down and showing off his food, suddenly felt a chill. He looked up and saw that Lin Yoona had imagined something again. But a boy who loves to laugh is always lucky, and then his signature smile appeared again.

Yoona was so angry she felt like her liver was about to burst, so she angrily ate a few more bites of beef. Breakfast ended in this strange atmosphere.

Before leaving the house, Yoona stood at the door, putting on her shoes while giving herself a final mental pep talk. But the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt—all she did was slack off and have someone else cover her work for a day.
How could she have caused such a huge mess and now have to clean it up herself? She couldn't help but glare at Jiang Che, who was waiting for her to leave.

Seeing Yoona's gaze, Jiang Che assumed she was asking for encouragement, and waved naturally, his movements relaxed and exuding an indescribable coolness.
"Fighting! Yoona! Believe in yourself, you can do it!"

Yoona paused in putting on her shoes, glancing at him strangely. It was clearly Sunny's face, so why was she making that...that manga-protagonist-like wave and cheer? Then she snapped back to reality:
'Jiang Che actually has the nerve to say "Fighting"? And he expects me to believe in myself?! Isn't this mess clearly his doing?!'

If it weren't for the fact that time was almost up, she really wanted to turn around and rush up to beat him up again. So she glared at Jiang Che fiercely, slammed the door, and left.

After the door slammed shut, a smile immediately spread across Jiang Che's face—he had finally gotten rid of the trouble for Yoona and was free again. But... should he send a message to Taeyeon and ask the rich woman to support his career?

Jiang Che stroked his chin, caught in a state of hesitation and inner conflict.

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