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155 family with 1 old

"Will I cheat you?" The great uncle said with a smile, "I'm pointing at you to make a fortune! Listen to me, we entrust a special person to be responsible for the sale of Mingbi, so you don't need to worry about it! But you How much money you need, just ask for it, and it will be delivered at any time. This is the phone number of that person, please keep it safe. Master Yan Wang said, let you earn 6% of the difference. Take the old man just now as an example, his [-] yuan , you only need to pay us fifty-four thousand, and you take six thousand for yourself! Do you understand?"

"Understood!" I immediately understood: "I can earn [-]% of the price difference for all Ming coins I handle. This is really a fat shortage!"

In an instant, my eyes were full of red and red Grandpa Mao, so rich in oil and water!Looking at those 4000 people, I no longer feel that there are too many, but instead feel a little less!

The great uncle whispered in my ear: "Ghosts who ask you for help in everything will pay a certain fee according to the size of their wishes when they arrive in the underworld. Li, if you don’t believe me, you can ask your uncle, what year will we not give Longhushan a refund of tens of millions? Now that he doesn’t do it, the people from Longhushan will come to you immediately, and you will entrust some tasks to him. They do it, and they get some commission, which is comfortable and popular. Uncle Tai has spent a lot of painstaking efforts on this job for you, work hard, and I will point to you in the future!"

"Fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders! Isn't my money all your money?" I have been completely attracted by his blueprint. It is really a career with rich prospects!

The great uncle waved his hand: "I don't need money! Just make up for the loophole we lost to black and white impermanence that day. Niutou and I really lost for you, hundreds of millions! The house is sold, and now We're both homeless."

When I heard about their miserable situation, I was really moved. No wonder Niutou looked at me so complicatedly that day. It turned out that he had bet so heavily on me, and this love will be repaid.

"Don't worry! I'll contact the person who sells Mingcoin tomorrow, and burn 30 billion for you two. Hurry up and buy a better house so you can settle down!"

"Hmm! Then you should be busy, Niutou and I are waiting outside, and we will take it back directly after we deal with it! It's not easy for everyone!"

The great uncle patted me on the shoulder and left, and Niutou also nodded to me. He didn't talk much, but for the friendship of ruining my family, this friend is worth it!

"Next person!"

"Hello, Special Envoy, I have a deposit of 170 million, some gold bars and diamonds. There is a hollow floor tile under my bed. All of them are there! My house key is in the carpet under the door. You helped me get the discounted money." Bar?"

"What do you do? How can you have so much money? What about your family?"

"Businessmen, you come from a clean place. Those who are not clean have been chained away long ago! Those who can come to you are good people, oh no, they are good ghosts! My wife died early, and my son was one step ahead of me. I had a car accident last year! You can cash it out for me, and the gold bars and diamonds will be given to adults! Anyway, if you don’t bring it with you, you won’t take it with you when you die!”

"Hmm! You are too polite, shall I help you donate to the Red Cross? I will accumulate some virtue for you, and you will be happy in your next life!"

"Don't! It's better to throw the Huangpu River to the Red Cross, so as not to be bought by those bitches!"

"Okay! Then you go to register, we will handle it properly! The next one!"

In all fairness, money is not so important to a person after death. I earned some gold bars and diamonds while I was talking. It seems that I must set up my own foundation, adopt some orphans, and make the most of the money. So, accumulate blessings for yourself and for the owner of the money.

My group is quite relaxed. The ghosts here are all good ghosts who believe in my character. They told me the location of the hidden money and the address of their own house without any doubt. Besides some money, there are many others Calligraphy, paintings, antiques, and jewelry are all given to me, which makes me feel a little embarrassed. This position is really fat!

One in half a minute, after nearly three hours of continuous hard work, there was finally no one in front of me. When I looked up, the room was only half empty!

Taking advantage of my spare time, I asked, "Yu Qi, how much money do we need to collect?"

Yu Qi did some calculations and replied: "Brother Ye, there are a total of 310 people who asked us for help. The more are millions, the less are thousands, the total is 140! There are also 45 people who donate jewelry. , gold bars, calligraphy and painting antiques, but we haven’t seen the actual objects, so we can’t estimate their value!”

I was taken aback: "So many? With just one tier, we'll earn more than 200 million yuan tonight! Good days are just around the corner!"

Yu Qi nodded: "Well! If possible, I also want to burn some money for my grandparents. I didn't know if it would be useful before, but now I know that seeing is believing. If they are still here, I must do my best. Mind!"

I grabbed her hand, looked at her and said: "It's okay, since I promised your grandparents to take care of you, then your family is my family. I will call tomorrow and ask the person in charge of Mingbi sales to send you dozens of money." Yilai, let them have a better life down here!"

Yu Qi blushed instantly, lowered his head and said, "Thank you, Brother Ye!"

"Could you two stop flirting there and come over to help me, I don't think I can finish it until tomorrow night!"

Zhao Hongping wailed and asked us to help.The main reason why there are so many ghosts in the house is not me. It is because in the first group of Zhao Hongping, most of the ghosts who worry about their children's marriage are aunt-level ghosts, and they chatter for a long time as soon as they sit in front of him.From the age of one, to the age of 20s, there are no small details and endless chatter, each of which takes more than ten minutes to pass!

"Auntie, don't talk about family matters! Can you talk about the main points?" My ears were full of buzzing, and my head was about to split!

The aunt glared with ghostly eyes: "Master Special Envoy, you don't know, my stubborn girl..." (Thirty thousand words are omitted here, so as not to say that I made up the number of words!)

I was about to faint, and with the last of my strength I shouted: "Master, help!"

The uncle appeared faintly, and pulled the aunt's ghost aside: "Just tell this little brother, what kind of son-in-law do you want? We will tell your daughter, just leave your phone number! Time is limited, Please finish speaking within half a minute, otherwise it will be regarded as a waiver, and Luo Yu and Xiao Jialing will be responsible for the timing! If it exceeds the time limit, just throw it out."

Aunt Ghost immediately put away her earnest look, and said succinctly: "The second dog in the East Village is honest, hard-working, and has liked my Ah Hua for a long time. I want him to be my son-in-law!"

The uncle turned around and snapped his fingers smartly: "Xiao Zhao, write it down! Just do it like this, don't chat, it's limited to half a minute, and throw it out in one more second!"

The ghosts in line behind the aunt suddenly became serious, and their speed increased instantly. Sure enough, they ate more salt than we ate rice.

It was almost midnight, and there were still ghosts coming one after another. With a wave of the uncle, there was a golden notice in front of the door: Humans and ghosts are different. No queues will be accepted after twelve o'clock. Please be early on the seventh day of the next month!

Sure enough, those ghosts who came late turned around and left. If you do this every day, no matter how much money you pay!I'm fine, but Yu Qi and the others are already languid because of being in contact with ghosts for a long time, eroded by Yin Qi, and they urgently need to rest!

After fighting for another two hours, I finally sent away the last ghost. The day that saw the most ghosts in my life finally passed!Uncle experiencedly brewed a cup of tea with yellow talismans for each of us. It smelled weird, but once it entered the stomach, it radiated warmth and dispelled the coldness in the whole body.

"What is this?" I asked my uncle.

"Aphrodisiac water!"

"Pfft!" All the female creatures took a sip of tea and immediately put down the cups in their hands.

Uncle quickly explained: "This yang is not the other yang, but the meaning of strengthening the yang qi of a person. If you have been in contact with ghosts for a long time, if you don't get rid of the yin and cold qi in your body, the yin and yang will decline over time, and you will die suddenly. Drink it quickly. Now, go to bed after warming up, I have to get rid of the bad luck in this room, otherwise it will bring misfortune to the owner!"

I couldn't help feeling: "An old man in a family is like a treasure! If there is no uncle today, we really don't know how to do it, uncle, you are really amazing!"

Everyone was in awe of the old urchin, and even the cynical him felt embarrassed: "You don't need to be polite, just go to bed early after a tired night! Leave this to me, and it will be handled properly! "

I felt hot in my heart: "Why don't you live here, Master? It's good to have a care with us, we really can't do without you, you have a high level of cultivation, with you in charge, we children will be more stable! "

The uncle was silent for a while, and then said after a while: "I will discuss it with Junior Brother Sheng. If he does not object, we will stay here for a while. How can we get out of the world if we don't enter the world?"

"Then let's go to bed in peace!"

"Go!"

Uncle Qingfeng drew his sword out of its sheath, and stepped on the Tiangang steps under his feet, all the thick cold air in the room condensed into a stream, followed by the dance of his sword tip, and turned into a substance in front of him, turning into a black mass thick fog.

Just as the master was about to burn the black mist with a talisman, Liu Jialing swooped in front of him with a sad look in her eyes.

"What? Do you want to absorb this cold air?" The uncle put his sword back and stood behind him.

Liu Jialing's head was in a hurry: "I am a ghost, the colder I am, the more nourishing I am, I beg you, grandpa!"

The uncle smiled slightly: "It's not difficult to give it to you, but I also have one condition!"

"Grandpa, please tell me, I promise you everything!" Liu Jialing, a foodie, never let go of something she likes.

Uncle Nianxu said: "I want a place to live and live. There is a world in your copper gourd, full of spiritual energy. I want to stay for a while, can you agree?"

"Agreed, agreed!" Liu Jialing couldn't wait to jump into the black mist, absorbing the dense cloud of Yin Qi in an instant, muttering: "Anyway, that gourd belongs to Brother Ye, you are his uncle, I still have it!" Do you dare to agree?"

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