They won the Holy Grail War, but this turned out to be the Virtual Tree Universe.
Chapter 143 "The Universe's Strongest Nameless Guest" Aha
Chapter 143 "The Universe's Strongest Nameless Guest" Aha
When Dan Lei said that Huang Quan was the Void Order Envoy, Himeko and Welt immediately took it seriously.
This is crucial intelligence for our future exploration mission, and it definitely needs to be recorded immediately.
However, Dan Heng, who was in charge of recording, was not there, so Ji Zi, who knew nothing, asked...
"Hey, isn't Danheng here? Xiao Sanyue, go call him, we need a recorder now."
March 7th knew what had just happened, so she awkwardly scratched her head, trying to figure out how to explain things to Danheng.
Fortunately, Walter was very reliable; he said directly...
"Danheng is not feeling well and needs to rest. I will take care of recording everything that needs to be recorded and inputting it into the think tank."
Seeing March 7th's state and Walter's words, Himeko probably guessed that Danheng was likely in a bad mood.
Because, just a dozen minutes ago, Himeko saw him cleaning the carriage in perfect health.
As for the reason for Dan Heng's bad mood, it is obviously related to Mr. Dan Lei in front of him.
Himeko originally intended to keep this to herself for now and find out more later.
While others might not know Dan Lei, Ji Zi, as a new friend of Black Tower, does know some things about him.
Although I mainly heard about these things from the gossip of the space station crew.
However, as a newly emerging power in the universe, Dan Lei's information is in the Star Train's think tank, and it is one of the earliest new data that Ji Zi recorded back then.
Dan Heng was so startled by the Cloud Chanting Technique that he didn't recognize Dan Lei immediately. After returning to his room, he remembered who Dan Lei was.
At this time, Dan Heng was carefully studying Dan Lei's information in the think tank.
However, while Himeko and Walter, two mature and prudent individuals, didn't ask, there was also March 7th on the train who wasn't so shrewd.
On March 7th, she completely misunderstood the relationship between Danlei and Danheng.
It's all because their names are so similar, and Danlei immediately said that they are from the same clan.
At this point, March 7th probably assumed that Danlei and Danheng were related, so he directly said...
"Mr. Danlei, is there some misunderstanding between you and Danheng? Since we're family, I think it's better to clear things up."
Dan Lei was speechless when he heard the words "March 7th".
Himeko and Welt were also at a loss for words.
Pam was still wiping away tears as she read Tirnan's letter.
The atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
However, after a moment of silence, Dan Lei explained...
“Miss March 7th, you have misunderstood. Mr. Danheng and I are not related in any way.”
The issue of our shared ethnicity involves Mr. Danheng's past, and if he hasn't explained it to you yet, it's not convenient for me to explain it here.
However, don't worry, I have no ill intentions towards him, nor do I have any needs from him.
Now that he's already a member of the Star Train crew, as long as he doesn't go back to that mess I avoid like the plague in the future, I won't do anything to him.
That's all I have to say about this matter.
Having said all that, Himeko and Walter knew that Dan Lei didn't want to talk about Dan Heng's past, so they stopped asking.
To defuse the awkwardness, Himeko enthusiastically asked Danlei...
"In that case, we won't ask any further questions."
"By the way, Mr. Danlei, would you like a cup of coffee? I'm quite good at making coffee, would you like to try some?"
Upon hearing this, Dan Lei broke out in a cold sweat, looking at Ji Zi with an innocent expression, wanting to say, "I just didn't want to reveal Dan Heng's past, did you really have to resort to the three most infamous dishes from Xing Tie?"
The three most bizarre culinary creations on the Starry Sky are: Himeko's coffee, Senshu's soda soy milk, and the somewhat controversial pinocene sliced cake.
However, Himeko was oblivious to how difficult it was for a normal person to handle her coffee. She was still looking at Danlei with an expectant expression, wanting him to try her cooking.
So Danlei decisively looked to others for help.
Then we saw Walter looking down at his nose, his nose focused on his mind, almost as if he were entering a state of deep meditation to minimize his presence.
March 7th gave an awkward glance, pretending to look at the scenery outside the window.
Pam's face was practically pressed against the letter, clearly pretending to read it.
Seeing that everyone on the Starry Sky Train was pretending to be dead, Dan Lei felt it would be impolite to refuse Himeko like that, so, with the mindset that if we're going to die, we'll all die together, he said...
"Oh? Is it Himeko's Coffee, the VIP item on the hidden menu of the Starry Sky Train in the food recommendations?"
This coffee has a 100% positive review rate, give me a cup.
And to celebrate meeting you all today, and for the sake of friendship, I'd like to treat everyone here to a drink.
Oh, and Danheng is included here too.
"Ms. Himeko, thank you for your help."
Upon hearing Dan Lei's high praise for her coffee, Ji Zi beamed with joy and answered a split second before anyone else could refuse.
"No problem, Star Train welcomes friends. Everyone please wait here for a moment. Six cups of coffee, I'll go prepare them right away."
After saying that, Himeko turned and went to the coffee machine in the scenic carriage, humming a song as she ground coffee.
After Ji Zi walked a little further away, March Seven decisively squeezed next to Dan Lei, gritted her teeth, and said with grief and indignation.
"Danlei, which food app claimed that Sister Ji's coffee is a 100% rated hidden menu item? Do you even know what you just did?"
Upon hearing this, Dan Lei decisively opened his phone, skillfully searched for "Starry Sky Train," and then opened a food app.
During the three days of waiting for the Star Train, Dan Lei searched for keywords related to the Star Train on the interstellar peace network at a high intensity, reading all sorts of strange information.
There's a post on the food app that Danlei is currently using, left by someone who claims to have ridden the Starry Sky Train.
This person's ID is "The Universe's Strongest Nameless Guest". In the post, he described in detail Himeko's professional coffee-making techniques and praised the quality of the coffee beans she selected. Then he deliberately omitted the lethal concentration in the middle, saying that this is one of the best-tasting coffees in the entire universe, and you will regret it for the rest of your life if you miss it.
Then, a large number of clueless "foodies" commented below the post, saying that if the coffee at the Starry Sky Train was really as described, it would definitely be worth trying.
Moreover, many people who own commemorative tickets, with a mindset that everyone understands, posted photos of their tickets, received high likes, and even bought promotions for the posts.
When March 7th saw this post, she was stunned because all the photos of those commemorative tickets were real. She even started to wonder if her sense of taste had gone bad. Could it be that Sister Himeko's coffee was really that delicious?
However, March 7th didn't notice that Walter, who was standing nearby, had already covered his face.
Whether Danlei did it on purpose or was misled by the post is no longer important. What matters is that Jizi is determined to drink the coffee this time.
Because Danlei said he treated everyone to coffee for the sake of friendship, and the train navigator personally brewed the coffee for him.
Walter said he couldn't find a reason to refuse.
After all, Himeko brewed this coffee. If he deliberately didn't drink it, and Danlei did, he would feel that the Starry Sky Train was deliberately poisoning him, which would be troublesome.
So when Himeko brought the coffee over, Walter held his breath and gulped it down in one go.
After all, a short pain is worse than a long one; at worst, you can just die and be resurrected.
Compared to Walter's resolute decision, March 7th and Pam could only grit their teeth and drink it, looking like children drinking bitter medicine. Of course, Danlei didn't fare any better.
It should be noted that Danlei had theoretically never drunk Himeko coffee before, so he had to drink the first sip according to the normal procedure.
To be honest, just by smelling it, Dan Lei knew that Himeko's coffee wouldn't taste good.
The coffee bean flavor is too strong. Based on my experience of drinking coffee to stay awake in my past life, this cup of coffee would definitely taste so bitter it's almost sour.
However, Dan Lei was not someone who couldn't endure "bitterness," and he directly raised his hand and took a big sip.
The next second, the bitter taste of coffee instantly shot from the tip of the tongue straight to the brain, giving one a jolt.
Subsequently, due to the overly strong flavor of the coffee beans, the aroma that should have remained after the bitterness of high-quality coffee beans ended up only being sour in the mouth, making the person feel extremely uncomfortable. It truly lived up to its reputation as a "dark cuisine".
Fortunately, Danlei knows the Six Treasures of the Immortal Thief. Since the coffee is too strong, he decides not to taste it.
Dan Lei used the Six Treasures Immortal Thief technique to completely clear away all the remaining coffee.
Afterwards, Danlei, not wanting to miss out on the fun, pretended to savor the delicious food and said...
"As expected of coffee with 100% positive reviews, Ms. Himeko, could I have another cup?"
Oh, and let me give everyone another drink. My teacher taught me that good things should be shared.
Upon hearing Dan Lei's words, Walter couldn't hold back any longer and stared intently at Dan Lei, as if he wanted to bulge his eyes out.
March 7th also had a "Go away, just kill me" expression.
However, thanks to the Six Treasures Immortal Thief's ability to eat anything, Dan Lei could now completely ignore the bitterness of the coffee.
This coffee isn't anything special; once it enters your mouth, it's broken down into energy by the Six Treasures Immortal Thief, and the flavor completely disappears.
Seeing how much Danlei liked her coffee, Ji Zi suddenly felt like she had found a kindred spirit.
However, she is ultimately portrayed as a gentle older sister who cares for her companions, so here it is said...
"I'll have one more drink at most, otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night."
But these six drinks are on me, like you said, for the sake of friendship.”
However, as soon as Ji Zi finished speaking, Dan Lei suddenly felt as if time had stopped around him.
A headless man holding a mask suddenly appeared in front of you, waving his hands.
Once he was sure Dan Lei could see him and could move, the guy started circling around Dan Lei on his own, his arm hanging in mid-air, his muscles controlling his knuckles as he trembled, his posture like a statue, yet he spoke in a screaming tone.
"I'm heartbroken. After reading my post, we ordered coffee and suffered together. How could you cheat on something so fun?!"
For the sake of the camaraderie within the train crew, you must share both joy and sorrow.
Only in this way can you gain the friendship of this old, nameless guest.
Such a strange thing suddenly stopped in time and appeared in front of you; it's no longer a question of who it is.
Among the Star Gods, the Joyful Star God [Aha] is probably the most down-to-earth and best at getting along with mortals.
He'd do anything for fun, and he never minded becoming someone else's source of amusement.
So, without the slightest fear or awe, Danlei handed the coffee he had already taken several sips of to [Aha], and said...
"Star God [Aha], stop talking and start doing it. You drink this half cup of coffee first, and I promise I will drink the next cup without cheating at all."
Upon hearing this, [Aha] immediately exclaimed excitedly.
"Haha, the person that old-fashioned [Hu] and popsicle [Fu Li] have their eye on is actually quite interesting."
Interesting, interesting. You're more interesting than I imagined.
However, I don't have a brain, so I can't drink coffee.
Haha, the Star God has no head, that sounds hilarious.
However, Danlei completely ignored what [Aha] said and directly shoved the coffee cup into the mouth of the mask in his arms.
【Aha】did not stop it, but the coffee poured into the mask just leaked directly down its body.
As the coffee spilled onto the floor, [Aha] laughed loudly.
"Haha, the floor is dirty! Pam's going to be angry! Danlei's going to be in trouble!"
After saying that, the time stop ended, and everyone on the Starry Sky Train returned to normal. Then they saw Dan Lei deliberately pouring coffee on the ground.
Dan Lei broke out in a cold sweat, then suddenly made a decision: he would stop using the Six Treasures Immortal Thief and down the rest of his coffee in one gulp.
Then he said to Pam
"Train conductor, give me a few minutes. I will clean up the ground myself afterwards."
After saying that, Dan Lei walked directly to Himeko's side, picked up the freshly brewed coffee she had just made, drank it all in one gulp, and then shouted while wearing the Pain Mask.
"【Aha!】You promised that drinking coffee would earn me your friendship, my senior! Where is your friendship?"
As soon as Dan Lei finished speaking, an orange mask with coffee stains still on its lips appeared out of thin air and smashed onto Dan Lei's head. This was the same mask that [Aha] had been holding earlier.
Then, the sound of "Aha!" echoed in Danlei's mind.
"The nameless guest [Aha] does not lie."
Finding joy even in hardship is still joy; the universe needs laughter, hahahahaha!
Based on Danlei's words and the sudden appearance of the orange mask, Pam instantly understood why Danlei had suddenly acted so strangely.
Then, Pam completely lost her temper, pulled out a broom from somewhere, her eyes gleaming red, and shouted excitedly.
"Danlei passenger, is it [Aha] who has arrived?"
Tell me where he is! I need to get him off the train immediately!!!
At this moment, Pam's aura was comparable to Huang Quan drawing his sword with all his might, so much so that Dan Lei didn't dare to breathe.
Now Dan Lei finally understood what Walter meant by Pam being angry.
However, Danlei had no idea where [Aha] was; he could only say...
“Train conductor, I don’t know where [Aha] is. He suddenly appeared in front of me and then suddenly disappeared.”
I have no chance of catching the traces of the God of Pleasure.
Danlei was telling the truth, but Pam dared not let her guard down at this moment, so she said...
"Nameless passengers! This is a matter of life and death for the Star Train! Search every corner of the train! We must drive [Aha] off the train!!"
After saying that, Pam, broom in hand, was the first to rush out of the observation car to search for [Aha] inside the vehicle.
The others watched Pam leave, and Walter said...
"Let's all take action. If we don't listen to Pam now, we'll be in big trouble."
On March 7th, I gave two cups of coffee to Danheng and called him out.
Danlei, you... sigh, although this isn't something a guest should do, I suggest you clean the floor before Pam returns.
And this mask, you'd better hide it so Pam never sees it again.
(End of this chapter)
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